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SAM: That doesn’t sound interesting to me at all.
TRAVIS: What else is there?
MATT: Currently, it looks like there was another
sheet that looks like most has been torn off. The
rest of the board is pretty empty at the moment.
LIAM: DM, did I tear that? I can’t remember.
MATT: You did, yes.
SAM: Wasn’t it a delivery thing?
LIAM: That was what it was, yeah.
MATT: It was to help move and load crates at one
of the local breweries.
SAM: Fuck that.
LAURA: We’ve done that. It sucked so much.
SAM: You did that?
LAURA: Well, by mistake.
MARISHA: We played D&D and we moved crates for
eight hours.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: We did, yeah.
MATT: Welcome to level two.
SAM: We said no to that job, thank you.
TRAVIS: We get bored pretty easily.
MARISHA: We did, however, then gamble with the
other workers and then Jester– yeah. Jester–
LAURA: Well, I lost it, but he made so much.
TRAVIS: Maybe not out loud say that. Just a
thought.
MARISHA: Oh, that’s right. We probably shouldn’t.
We didn’t make any money.
LAURA: Do you guys want company? Do you want us to
come and hang out with you today?
SAM: I don’t know about that. That sounds risky, I
don’t know.
LIAM: Do you know something? I, shockingly, think
that’s not a bad idea.
SAM: To have these weirdos with us?
LAURA: I can hear you.
LIAM: Yesterday was a very bad day.
SAM: Yes. Well, I suppose if we surrounded
ourselves with weirdos, then maybe it would take
some of heat off of me.
LIAM: Well, yes. Bottom line: can you hang with
the goblin?
LAURA: Bottom line– and I touch Nott’s shoulder,
and I cast Blessing of the Trickster.
SAM: Oh, Jesus, she’s going to kill me right now.
(laughter)
SAM: Any magic kills a goblin instantly. Yeah,
instantly.
(laughter)
LAURA: That would be the worst character choice
ever.
(laughter)
LIAM: We will mourn her. Tschuss.
MATT: Okay, so there’s a slight sense of warmth
that emanates from under her hand, and for a
moment, you look over and glance instinctively,