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then we kind of swindled their employee.
TRAVIS: Didn’t leave on the best of terms.
LIAM: DM, which one is the one that everybody
knows has got the blessing of Fryda Langer?
MATT: No, that is actually the Baumbauch.
LIAM: Shit.
MATT: Yeah, the Starosta is kind of tied with the
Baumbauch family.
TALIESIN: We’re imaginary beer snobs now.
LAURA: Is that the one you need?
LIAM: No, I’m just saying the one that you
swindled, it’s got the blessing of the big cheese here.
LAURA: Oh. Well. Why do you need it?
LIAM: We don’t need it. It’s just pleasurable to
have a Trost, is what they say. She kind of needs it.
SAM: I need it a little bit.
LAURA: You need a beer?
SAM: Well, I prefer the harder stuff, but I’ll
take what I can get at this point. Yeah, I’m
sticking with this fucking accent for the next two
years.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: Laryngitis every Friday.
(laughter)
MARISHA: So beer tour, then circus?
LAURA: I’ve got to say, I miss those two people we
ran into at the carnival.
TRAVIS: I might just wait for the carnival,
actually.
MARISHA: Well, if we just montage through a beer
tour, we’ll quickly get to the circus. To the
carnival!
MATT: You can totally do that.
LIAM: Can we just bring my book-browsing down to a
single roll to see if anything of use–
MATT: Yeah, we can do that. We’ll say, if you guys
decide to go ahead and travel, the five of you,
you make your way through the town for the day,
you coast around the Husseldorf family brewery,
you meet Voss and June, who are the two very nice
ladies who run the facility. The Husseldorf
family. You avoid the Baumbauch, but can acquire
Baumbauch ale from other taverns in the town, of
course. And the von Brandt family brewery. All of them, as
soon as you say 'Trost’, they correct you and say
the family name. They’re very intent on getting
rid of the name 'Trost’ as an overall, discussion
of Trost-brand brews, and trying to make it their
family name. There’s an offense, to the point
where you’re like, “Oh, Jesus. I didn’t realize.”
TALIESIN: Like Kleenex and tissue paper? All
right.
MATT: But you manage to get nice and sauced
throughout the day.
LIAM: I take it easy. I have one more in the first
half of the day, and one in the second half.
MATT: Okay.
LAURA: I don’t have very much either.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: I’m going to have tons.