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MARISHA: Wow. |
MATT: “We twist the arm of the unjust, until they |
spill their mysteries. We are the spies. We are |
the hunters. We are the watchmen to those who |
rule. We are not kind. We are forthright. We are |
truth. Do you, Beauregard, want to see the truths |
of the world?” |
MARISHA: Oh god, I’m sorry. I have this burn in my |
butt from all the smoke you just blew up my ass. |
It’s just, oh god. Is that a magical talent? |
MATT: What’s your armor class? |
MARISHA: 17. |
MATT: You suffer ten points of bludgeoning damage |
as, out of nowhere, her fist hits you right across |
the side of your face. |
MARISHA: It takes me to the ground. That takes me |
to the ground. |
MATT: You’re unconscious? |
MARISHA: No, just takes me to the ground. |
MATT: Okay. “Are you listening now?” |
MARISHA: Do I have a choice? |
MATT: “Let me be your teacher.” |
MARISHA: Oh, boy. Is that what I have to look |
forward to? |
MATT: “No. What do you want to do now, that that’s |
happened?” |
MARISHA: I kind of want to fucking punch you |
back. |
MATT: “Then do it.” |
“What’s stopping you?” |
MARISHA: Now you have my attention. And I fucking |
punch her in the face! |
MATT: Go for it. Roll for an attack. |
MARISHA: Just a straight unarmed, right? |
MATT: Yep. |
MARISHA: 12 total, not good. |
MATT: She dodges out of the way, and as you move |
past, plucks you in the back of the head with a |
knuckle. That hits. You take one point of |
bludgeoning damage. It’s a very light tap. |
MARISHA: Ow! What the fuck, my dad used to do that |
type of shit. |
MATT: With that, she rushes around with a rapid |
pace to the front of you, feints with an upper |
cut, and then goes to elbow you in the side of the |
head. That is a 16. What’s your armor class? |
MARISHA: That misses. 17. |
MATT: Misses. You manage to duck out of the way of |
it. She goes, “Good. Good.” |
MARISHA: I got to add some points here. |
MATT: Okay. She’s going to go ahead and use her |
bonus action to go into a defensive stance. |
“Come on.” |
MARISHA: (yells) I’m going to spend a ki point, |
and go into Flurry of Blows, and do a blind |
haymaker, a second blind haymaker, and then try |
and backhand with the third. Wildly, recklessly. |
Okay, first one. Natural 20! |
MATT: Oh, shit! |
MARISHA: Second one. Natural 20! |
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