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his nose; he makes it hop around. It’s pretty
decent.
TALIESIN: Little roll.
LAURA: Can you swallow it?
MATT: Make an acrobatics check if you want to
try.
TALIESIN: Well, it’s a curved sword. So not the
curved ones. But I could probably do a straight
sword. I’m not going to swallow a curved sword!
That would be very complicated to pull off.
LIAM: If anybody can do it, it’s you.
SAM: That tiefling anatomy is very strange, you
know.
TALIESIN: I’m flexible, but not that flexible. I’m
pretty flexible. Yeah, I never nailed anything
down for a really good act.
MATT: A few hours into travel along the road, you
catch ahead the sight of another caravan heading
southward in your direction. They begin to crest
over one of the hills. As you look forward, too,
the central portion of the Marrow Valley isn’t
just a smooth, constant grade. It’s a series of
rolling hills and high grasses and wheats and
grains, and a lot of wild weeds that have taken
over the areas between bastions of civilization.
LIAM: How far away are they?
MATT: You can see up there about maybe a half mile
or so, as they crest over one of the hills in the distance.
LIAM: Yeah, I send Frumpkin ahead and see it, and
go blind and deaf here, so I can get a closer look
at them.
SAM: Which is Frumpkin now?
LIAM: Frumpkin’s a sparrow at the moment. I don’t
have the components to put him back to the shape
he prefers, which is a cat.
LAURA: What are the components?
LIAM: Charcoal and some incense, a kind of incense
you have to use. I’m all out. I used it all.
TALIESIN: Not my incense.
LIAM: No.
TRAVIS: Is there money involved?
LIAM: Money? Well, you have to pay money to get
the things to do it.
TRAVIS: Right, I’m sorry.
LIAM: He’s been a couple of things before. He can
last. Anyway. Off you go.
LAURA: Have you ever made him a turtle?
MATT: He can’t hear you right now, unfortunately.
LAURA: Have you ever made him a snake? Have you
ever made him a roach?
SAM: He’s gone to the other place. He won’t be
able to respond.
LAURA: Have you ever made him a unicorn?
TRAVIS: Oh my god.
SAM: A unicorn would be really cool.
MARISHA: That would be really cool.
TALIESIN: I’d like to see that.
LAURA: They exist, you know.
TALIESIN: I didn’t know that.