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LIAM: I would also like a donut, please.
LAURA: Okay, here you go. I don’t have them in
real life, just this one in real life. But in the
game, you guys are having delicious donuts.
TRAVIS: How old are those donuts?
LIAM: Do you actually have donuts? I don’t
understand.
LAURA: Yeah, here you go.
LIAM: Oh, there it is.
MATT: Imagination!
LAURA: You’re doing it, Peter, you’re doing it!
TALIESIN: I was just going there, damn it!
Bangarang!
LAURA: These donuts are not that old.
TALIESIN: What does “not that old” mean, does it
mean they’re young?
LIAM: Are they pretty new?
LAURA: They’re pretty new, yes.
LIAM: Three days new? Or– Forget it, I don’t
actually want to know the answer.
LAURA: Just eat it, it’s good.
TALIESIN: Is it good and do we gain or lose hit
points?
MATT: No hit point transition, no constitution
saves. They’re a bit stale, but still tasty enough.
TRAVIS: Any lint from the bag that they were being
held in?
MATT: You can chose to remove it if you’d like,
but it may be part of the texture. It adds color.
LAURA: That’s right. It’s like sprinkles.
LIAM: Mollymauk, is this weird for you to not be
traveling with your performing family?
TALIESIN: It’s change, but travel is travel, so.
LAURA: Did you travel in a wagon when you were
with your family?
TALIESIN: Oh yes, we traveled forever. It was
constantly on the road. Once we left home, we
stayed moving.
MATT: Ironically, traveled in the exact wagon that
you’re in right now.
LAURA: Oh, nice.
LIAM: Some things don’t change. We didn’t have
much of a chance to see you perform. I saw you do
a card reading for Jester, but things got waylaid
at the circus. What do you normally do?
TALIESIN: Oh, things. I’m not really much of a
performer, I’m more of– Help set up. Help run the
shows, help make illusions, that sort of thing.
SAM: Like a techie?
TALIESIN: I guess you could say a techie. I show
off a little bit of the sword juggling.
SAM: Oh!
TALIESIN: I’ve got some things I was working on.
Like this.
TRAVIS: You juggling those big motherfucking
swords?
TALIESIN: Yeah.
MATT: You watch as he balances one on the edge of
the hand and then tosses it up and catches it as
it falls, and takes the other one and glides it
across, spins it up, catches it on his chin. On