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MATT: “Oh, right now? Yeah.”
TALIESIN: Yeah, look at that. I would maybe
breathe a tincture or something. Let’s– yeah,
maybe you should get that looked at.
MATT: “From who? What do the cards tell me?”
TALIESIN: Some sort of physician, perhaps.
MATT: “Right! Of course! Oh, thank you so much.”
And he places a–
TALIESIN: Platinum Dragon be with you. Thank you.
MATT: Stands up. “Dear, a physician!” And he walks
off.
(laughter)
MARISHA: What happened to 'no sick people’?
TALIESIN: This is outside the tent.
MATT: Yeah, he doesn’t enter the tent. He goes off
to the side.
MARISHA: Fair.
TALIESIN: It’s good to see you all here, though.
LAURA: Here’s the thing. Some of us have weapons
that we don’t want to pass away to other people,
so how much of a chance is it that we could get
through without having to do that, you know?
ASHLEY: Well, you can’t see the show if you have a
weapon on you.
LAURA: Right. And we really want to see the show.
But, you know, we are really good at security,
like all of us are really strong, and we could
fight things that came up, too, so maybe it would
be best if you don’t take our weapons, and then we
could help.
MARISHA: Actually, here’s a deal. We’ll make you a
good deal. You waive our entry fee and if anyone
needs to be kicked out, or any security needs to
happen, we’ll help you out.
SAM: Like deputy bouncers?
MARISHA: Like deputy bouncers.
ASHLEY: Well, see, funny thing about that, though,
is that’s my job. So.
LAURA: So do you want to hire us?
ASHLEY: No.
MARISHA: You would be like our boss. Have you ever
wanted to be a boss? Like, in charge?
ASHLEY: Well, I am.
LAURA: We could ask you for days off sometimes.
MATT: A heavy greenish-grey-skinned mitt slaps
onto Beau’s shoulder, as you glance over to see
the large, well-groomed half-orc man standing
there. “I’m terribly sorry, but we’ve got it taken
"care of. If you wish to pay entry, you can, but
the rules are the rules. So sorry.”
LIAM: Do they get stored in some sort of locker or
something?
ASHLEY: I hold them. And if you want, I can stand
right next to you guys. You can keep your eye on
me the whole time.
TALIESIN: She’s very trustworthy.
LIAM: That seems fair-ish to me.
MATT: “Yasha, does that seem– all right.”
MARISHA: I look at him as I take his hand off.
What’s your name, by the by?