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MARISHA: I have a staff, but I also use it as a
walking stick, so I like to keep it on me.
TALIESIN: Can you not walk around without it or
something?
LAURA: She has a really bad limp.
MARISHA: Sometimes I get a little twinge, a little
disc issue.
TALIESIN: Can you hand me your staff so I can
watch this? I want to see this limp of yours.
Purely for my own entertainment.
MARISHA: Are you patronizing me, Mollymauk?
TALIESIN: No, I’m hoping that you’re going to
patronize us.
(laughter)
MARISHA: Can I keep my stick?
(laughter)
ASHLEY: How about this? I’ll take it, and I can
just carry you to your seat.
MARISHA: Deal.
LAURA: How are you carrying all of these weapons?
ASHLEY: Because I’m really fucking strong.
(laughter)
ASHLEY: You. Can I give him a pat-down, because
you’re–
MATT: Sure, roll an investigation check. I’ll give
you advantage because you’re really good at this.
LIAM: I open up the coat just so she can see the
books.
ASHLEY: I don’t think I find anything. 12.
MATT: You find two books and a modicum of change
and nothing else on him. He’s actually pretty
sparse as far as collectibles and keepsakes.
ASHLEY: I just thought your chest looked rather
square, so I wanted to see what was happening.
LIAM: I’m practically concave. Is it concave or
convex, I forget?
ALL: Concave.
MARISHA: Convex would be funny.
(laughter)
SAM: I’ll hand her my shortsword, but not my
little crossbow.
MATT: Okay, make a sleight-of-hand check to try
and hide that.
SAM: Four. Oh, wait. 12.
MATT: You have advantage on that, technically,
right? Dexterity checks?
SAM: Well, did you give me dexterity or just
stealth? How does that work?
LAURA: I think it’s just stealth checks with the
blessing.
MATT: Let me double-check that real fast.
ALL: Going to the book.
MATT: What the heck!
SAM: We’re playing First Edition, right?
MATT: No, it is stealth. You’re correct. Yeah.
LAURA: Sorry, I wish I wouldn’t have said it and
then you could have had advantage just then, but
I’m not a cheater.
SAM: No, you’re not.