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LAURA: Oh yeah, we were right in the fucking front
row. Look at us! We’re so cute!
TALIESIN: Oh my god, it’s so pretty.
SAM: We’re all going to die.
LIAM: Probably. But then the third campaign
begins.
LAURA: Yay.
SAM: I like the tents and donkeys outside.
Amazing.
MARISHA: Look, Taliesin, it’s a bardo. Oh my god!
TALIESIN: No, go for it. Oh boy.
MATT: All right, so. 20 to 15?
LAURA: 21.
MATT: All right.
LAURA: Oh, wait, 22.
MATT: Nice. 15 to ten?
TALIESIN: Ten.
SAM: Ten.
TRAVIS: 12.
ASHLEY: 13.
LIAM: 11.
MATT: So 13 and then ten and ten? Sorry, 12. So
Yasha got 13, then we have Fjord. And then 11. And
then we have Nott at ten. And what’d you get?
MARISHA: Five. Rolled terribly.
MATT: There we go. Okay, so. Top of the round, as
this creature turns and glares about in the area,
this swollen form over here to the side, that’s
what remains of the old man who had stood up in
the center of the chamber. Jester, you’re up
first.
LAURA: Okay. Well, I’m just going to go for it,
all right? I’m going to cast Guiding Bolt on the
monster that just appeared.
MATT: Okay, as it turns towards you. It’s a saving
throw, correct?
LAURA: Let’s find out. You make a ranged spell
attack.
MATT: Go ahead and roll on that.
LAURA: Okay, okay.
SAM: Magic, you’re using magic.
LAURA: Well, it’s cocked. It was 20 and then it
rolled.
SAM: You said cocked.
LIAM: You’re a cock.
LAURA: That’s 11 plus– what do I add to my–
Guiding Bolt, plus five. So 16.
MATT: 16 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
LAURA: Yay. 4d6.
MATT: Yasha, you’re almost on deck.
LAURA: Ten, 16, 18, and then any attacks in the
future– the next attack has advantage.
MATT: How much damage was that? 2d6, 18?
SAM: 4d6, you said.
LAURA: Yeah, it was 4d6 radiant damage. So yeah,
it was 18. And then I’m going to run the opposite
direction away from him, but I’m going to keep my