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MATT: 18 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
TRAVIS: Nice.
SAM: It’s a real fight!
MATT: Yeah.
TRAVIS: 11.
SAM: We’ve got like a dozen hit points, we’ll be
okay.
MATT: All righty. That ends your turn? All right,
you’re done. That brings us to Caleb.
LIAM: I would like to use my movement to push as
far into the crowd as I can.
MATT: Okay, going through the crowd is–
LIAM: Half-movement? That’s fine, sure. I just
want people in front of me.
MATT: Push through to about there. You end up
pushing a kid out of the way.
LIAM: That’s great. That’s exactly fine with me
and I will pull out the diamond and cast Chromatic
Orb, and I will send a ball of cold at the
creature that Fee-ord– Fjord–
MATT: All right, go ahead and make a spell
attack.
LIAM: Yes, here it comes.
SAM: Watch out for Fee-ord.
(laughter)
LIAM: My goodness. That is a 17.
MATT: 17 hits. Go ahead and roll damage.
LAURA: Isn’t Chromatic Orb like a really strong
spell?
LIAM: No.
MATT: There’s Prismatic Spray. Chromatic is the
starter version.
LIAM: That is nine.
ALL: Nein!
MATT: (German accent) All right, very well done,
Caleb.
LIAM: (thicker German accent) Now is the part
where we dance.
MATT: So as you push the child out of the way,
turn, putting your pocketed diamond out in front
of you, you focus and you watch as this beam of
light blue energy streaks past, just barely
coasting between a few heads. It slams into this
creature, as crystals form where the
wound and impact was. It cracks back into place
where it was. End of your turn? All right. Nott,
you’re up.
SAM: Okay. Having seen the beautiful dwarven–
girl, was it? Who sang and soothed a monster
earlier in the show, I’m going to attempt to sing
and soothe this monster. So I step forward and I
open my mouth, and I sing, (singing badly) And I
will always soothe you!
LAURA: Can I shoot an arrow at Nott?
LIAM: He’s killing the memory of Scanlan.
MARISHA: I know, can’t let that go.
MATT: Make a performance check.
SAM: Performance check. Ooh, it’s really good. 18,
minus three, so that’s 15.
MATT: Okay. As you’re singing out this discordant
sound, folks nearby are covering their ears and