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TALIESIN: Someone, anyone? Yep.
MATT: All right, ending Mollymauk’s turn, that
brings us to Beau.
LAURA: Beau, you got this.
MARISHA: In response to him, I say, I thought you
said you didn’t let in the sick!
TALIESIN: Just kill it!
MARISHA: I come up and I want to do a flying
Superman (impact).
MATT: Wham! Go for it.
MARISHA: First one. Okay. 16?
MATT: That’ll hit. Damage.
MARISHA: I had my staff– oh, I had my staff, but
I said–
LIAM: You said Superman punch, man.
MARISHA: It’s fine, it’s fine. Six damage.
MATT: Six points of damage. Natural 20. You watch
as you sock it in the face and the jaw breaks and
then snaps back into place. As you land, pulling
it back, you can see some of the teeth are
actually stuck in your fist as you pull back,
they’ve broken off into your knuckles.
MARISHA: I go, oh, come on. I’m going to use my
other ki point to do flurry of blows again, and
I’m going to try and punch him in the bridge with
the remainder of his teeth.
MATT: Her teeth, technically, this is the woman
that was killed originally.
MARISHA: Oh. I’ll be like, you were so pretty,
too.
MATT: Go for it. Two more strikes.
MARISHA: 19 and 18. Natural. And then, okay.
LAURA: That’s a really pretty dice.
MARISHA: Eight, 12, 13 damage.
MATT: Natural one, no. So the second punch, you
swing wide and hit the side of the head, and the neck
snaps, and it’s now stuck in a sideways position.
As it turns, the jaw, it pulls back one of its
weirdly swollen clawed hands, ready to go for that
open wound in your gut, and as it does,
how do you want to do this?
(cheering)
TRAVIS: First one!
SAM: First blood.
MARISHA: I’ll do the uppercut with the other one,
and the one that has its teeth in it, I want to go
right between the bridge of the nose and get the
teeth right in the eyes and break the nose bridge
into the brain. You know that thing? Yeah.
MATT: And as you do that, you slam into its face.
You watch as the skull caves in, the teeth
piercing both of the red, bulging eyes. And with
this horrible sucking, sighing sound, it falls
onto its back, no longer moving, the shadows
released.
MARISHA: I grab my gash and fucked-up ribs and
immediately turn over me. Can I do a perception
check or an insight check on any of the
ringleaders? On any of what was going on? The
ringleader or the jester?
MATT: That was your turn, unfortunately. That’s