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TALIESIN: Someone, anyone? Yep. |
MATT: All right, ending Mollymauk’s turn, that |
brings us to Beau. |
LAURA: Beau, you got this. |
MARISHA: In response to him, I say, I thought you |
said you didn’t let in the sick! |
TALIESIN: Just kill it! |
MARISHA: I come up and I want to do a flying |
Superman (impact). |
MATT: Wham! Go for it. |
MARISHA: First one. Okay. 16? |
MATT: That’ll hit. Damage. |
MARISHA: I had my staff– oh, I had my staff, but |
I said– |
LIAM: You said Superman punch, man. |
MARISHA: It’s fine, it’s fine. Six damage. |
MATT: Six points of damage. Natural 20. You watch |
as you sock it in the face and the jaw breaks and |
then snaps back into place. As you land, pulling |
it back, you can see some of the teeth are |
actually stuck in your fist as you pull back, |
they’ve broken off into your knuckles. |
MARISHA: I go, oh, come on. I’m going to use my |
other ki point to do flurry of blows again, and |
I’m going to try and punch him in the bridge with |
the remainder of his teeth. |
MATT: Her teeth, technically, this is the woman |
that was killed originally. |
MARISHA: Oh. I’ll be like, you were so pretty, |
too. |
MATT: Go for it. Two more strikes. |
MARISHA: 19 and 18. Natural. And then, okay. |
LAURA: That’s a really pretty dice. |
MARISHA: Eight, 12, 13 damage. |
MATT: Natural one, no. So the second punch, you |
swing wide and hit the side of the head, and the neck |
snaps, and it’s now stuck in a sideways position. |
As it turns, the jaw, it pulls back one of its |
weirdly swollen clawed hands, ready to go for that |
open wound in your gut, and as it does, |
how do you want to do this? |
(cheering) |
TRAVIS: First one! |
SAM: First blood. |
MARISHA: I’ll do the uppercut with the other one, |
and the one that has its teeth in it, I want to go |
right between the bridge of the nose and get the |
teeth right in the eyes and break the nose bridge |
into the brain. You know that thing? Yeah. |
MATT: And as you do that, you slam into its face. |
You watch as the skull caves in, the teeth |
piercing both of the red, bulging eyes. And with |
this horrible sucking, sighing sound, it falls |
onto its back, no longer moving, the shadows |
released. |
MARISHA: I grab my gash and fucked-up ribs and |
immediately turn over me. Can I do a perception |
check or an insight check on any of the |
ringleaders? On any of what was going on? The |
ringleader or the jester? |
MATT: That was your turn, unfortunately. That’s |
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