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MATT: Okay. It mimics searching a body. It’s not
actually you. Begins rifling imaginary things out
of the pockets.
LAURA: Look at all the stuff that that one’s
finding over there!
(laughter)
LAURA: Can he turn and look and I try to search
the other guy?
MATT: Make a deception check to try and deceive
him to glance over.
LAURA: Not bad. 19?
MATT: (laughs) He goes, “What, over there?” Looks
over as you jump over quickly and begin searching
through it, and you guys watch her do this, and
there’s a clear line of sight. As soon as he turns
back, he’s going to notice her rifling through the
other corpse.
ASHLEY: Is Gustav still in here?
MATT: Gustav is now walking up, and he’s hands up
in the air. “I’m terribly sorry. I– this has
"never happened. I don’t know what happened. What
happened?!”
TALIESIN: We’ve never seen anything like it
before. He just– he gripped his heart and fell
over and turned into that thing.
ASHLEY: It was when Toya started singing.
MARISHA: Yeah, what’s with the dwarven girl?
Why–
TALIESIN: Nothing like this.
MATT: “She’s been singing with us for over two
years, now.”
MARISHA: How’d she come to you? She’s a pretty
young girl.
MATT: “She had no family and she was singing in
the street for change. There was an opportunity.
"We seized it. We gave her a family she didn’t
have.”
TRAVIS: Put your hands down.
MATT: The Crown’s Guard goes like (grunts). “It’s
fine, just don’t move.”
LAURA: Did I find anything?
MATT: Make an investigation check.
SAM: She uses a different dice for everything,
Travis?
LAURA: Shut up.
SAM: Is that what I’m dealing with now?
TRAVIS: You’re not even ready.
LAURA: 14?
MATT: You manage to rifle through the old man’s
body, through the stringy bits of gore, and you do
find three pieces of silver that are just coated
in blood. A few moments pass. The rest of the
people are gone, and it’s just this awkward quiet,
and at this point you watch as Ornna, the fire
fairy who had previously performed, walks in and
is like, “I’m sorry. What has happened here?”
LAURA: Your little dwarf girl was singing, and she
turns people into zombies.
TALIESIN: I feel that that was entirely
coincidental. I’m really not sure that the two
things were related. Something was wrong with this
man.