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MARISHA: See, it’s interesting, because I would
say the opposite. I would say it wasn’t that
coincidental, because–
LIAM: I would agree, it seemed to happen with
this–
TALIESIN: We’ve seen her sing dozens, hundreds of
times. Nothing like this has ever happened. I’ve
seen people sit in the front row hundreds of
times. Nothing like this has ever happened.
LIAM: Have you had the elderly or the sick in
these tents before?
MARISHA: Yeah, you also happen to be very explicit
on your page that you don’t want the sick, so.
TALIESIN: Gustav.
MATT: At this motion, Gustav goes, “It’s generally
just because we want to promote a space of
"welcoming cleanliness. When we’re working amongst
the outskirts of the Empire, we don’t want to
"bring an element that reminds you of death and–”
SAM: You hate old people so much.
MATT: “Well, we’re in entertainment. We have to be
cautious.” The single Crown’s Guard guy who’s
sitting there with his weapon out, you can see him
shaking almost, he’s never had to deal with
anyting like this before.
TALIESIN: Hold up. I’ve never seen that one
before. He looks really suspicious.
MATT: Towards him?
TALIESIN: No, the guy behind him.
LAURA: (gasps) He does look suspicious.
MATT: Make a deception check.
TALIESIN: Sure. Eight.
MATT: He goes, “Don’t try that on me. I’ve been
doing this for over ten years.”
ASHLEY: Oh wait, look at him!
LAURA: I cast Thaumaturgy and make it sound like
there’s a sound coming from behind him, too.
MATT: Make a sleight-of-hand check to see if you
can cast this spell subtly enough or not.
SAM: This poor guard. Ooh!
(groaning)
LAURA: Natural one.
MATT: As you attempt to cast this spell, a little
bit of spittle gets caught in your windpipe, and
you begin to cough uncontrollably. Yeah, it just
falls away.
LAURA: (coughing) There was some popcorn that I
ate earlier.
TRAVIS: You should know that whatever happened to
that first man when he attacked the woman, she
caught whatever he had.
MATT: “And that is extremely worrying. Nobody
touch that body.” And he looks back and sees you
coughing over the corpse, and the guy’s like,
“Don’t you touch that body! Are you sick?”
LAURA: (coughing) I have bloody fingers.
MATT: “Someone hold her down. If she’s sick and
turns into one of these, I will not–”
ASHLEY: She’s fine. Just calm down.
TALIESIN: Well, we’ve already killed two of them.
SAM: She’s definitely sick.