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MATT: You get about five cells in where you can
see the guard that was previously in there just
finish off closing the cell that contains both
Gustav and Bo the Breaker. They move to the cell
just beyond that, open that cell, and then go
ahead and put Beauregard into that one.
TRAVIS: Are they not going to take her to see the
Lawmaker?
LAURA: I know, why doesn’t she get to talk to the
Lawmaster?
MATT: As he closes and locks it, “Because she
decided not to come helpfully.”
LAURA: What do you mean?
MARISHA: Ah, oh, no you misunderstood. See that
was just, I have this spasm that has this twitch.
It was an injury from, like, a childhood thing.
LAURA: Oh no, are you guys making fun of her
because of her spasm?
MARISHA: Yeah that’s actually– (fake crying) it
was very sensitive for me. I had a really tough
childhood. I was just trying to find a bathroom.
MATT: The three guards walk away, not caring. Who
were there previously and–
SAM: Spasm shaming.
MATT: At this point, a man who is on the far end
of the hall walks up. And you can see him, he’s a
man with a heavy, bushy beard that obscures a lot
of a dark leather mantle, over a general cloth
tunic. He has burly arms, heavy torso, super
scrawny legs, a widow’s peak, and he looks to be
the jailer. He walks up and puts his hand on the
bars and goes, “Oh well, if you want to be
"patient, I’m sure the Lawmaster will be here
sometime in the morning and you can discuss
"whatever this business is. But if you want to say
goodbye, now’s the time.”
TRAVIS: Actually, we were just upstairs and it
would really help us if we could, perhaps,
expedite the process. Perhaps there’s an
arrangement we could come to if she could see the
Lawmaster now.
MARISHA: Yeah, I’m looking injured, man. I show
him my eight hit points of damage.
TALIESIN: How many kittens is that again?
MATT: That’s sixteen kittens. Kittens have half of
a hit point, I don’t think kittens have more than
that.
LIAM: That’s eight Frumpkins.
TRAVIS: An audience is all we’re asking for. No
favors.
MARISHA: Yeah, this is just a wrong time, wrong
place thing.
MATT: Make a persuasion check.
SAM: Use it.
TRAVIS: God bless. 16.
MATT: He gives you a look and says, “All right,
but if she gets angry, it’s not on me.”
TRAVIS: I understand. Thank you for your
understanding.
LAURA: She’s a very calm person. I’ve never seen
her angry, ever.
MATT: He gives a whistle. Another crownsguard
comes up and approaches him and he goes, “I’m