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"beast?”
MARISHA: No. It’s a separate issue. There was two
things going on. There was, like, the big angry
toad beast and he got a swipe at me. And then
there were people who were getting attacked.
MATT: “Theeds!” And she looks over to the jailer,
who goes, “Aye?” And she goes, “Could you have a
"look at this wound for me real fast? I want to
make sure this isn’t something that’s going to
"spread.”
MARISHA: Yeah! Yeah. Uh-huh.
TRAVIS: A great idea indeed. And thankfully there
was no flesh-to-flesh contact.
MARISHA: Nope.
LAURA: Yeah. The big zombie beast especially was
using a lot of, like, sticks and stuff to attack
people more than any kind of mouth.
(laughter)
MATT: The jailer, Theeds, takes a quick look at
the wound and he goes, “No, it appears to mainly
"be just bludgeoning. I mean, we’ll keep a close
eye on her.” You can see now the Lawmaster is
rubbing her eyes in frustration and goes, “I just
want to sleep.”
TRAVIS: Indeed. It would give us no greater
pleasure than to get out of your hair.
MATT: “Fine. We’ll have guards posted at the
outside of the inn. You’re not to leave until this
"investigation is complete. It may take days. Until
we find out who’s responsible for these deaths and
"bring them to justice, you are not to leave the
tavern.”
TRAVIS: Understood.
LAURA: Like, at all during the day, even? Just a
question. If we wanted to shop or something. Not
okay?
MATT: “Not until this is done.”
LAURA: Cool.
MATT: “Because otherwise, you’re welcome to stay
here, instead.”
LAURA: It is really beautiful here, but I think
I’d rather stay at the inn?
TRAVIS: Indeed we would. This is most gracious of
you, Lawmaster Norda.
MATT: “Get them the fuck out.” She turns around
and sighs heavily as she stomps out of the
chamber. The jailer opens the cell door and allows
Beauregard back out, and he looks a bit confused
but amused at the same time. The guards that had
originally arrested you escort you out, not
leaving any element of their sight off of you.
They escort you guys to the actual inn itself, to
the bottom floor of the Nestled Nook Inn, watch
you enter, and then post up right outside the main
entrance to the tavern.
LAURA: You should have spasmed a couple times on
the way here.
MARISHA: Aw, shit.
LAURA: Yeah. Opportunity missed.
MARISHA: My little sister? What the what?
LAURA: She’s a dwarf! She’s human!