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to happen again. |
LAURA: But how can we because we can’t leave this |
tavern? |
TALIESIN: Well, I– |
SAM: Were Caleb and I not instructed not to leave |
the tavern? We received no formal instruction. |
MATT: No, you weren’t part of that formal |
instruction. The rest of you were told not to |
leave the tavern until further notice. |
TALIESIN: I’m sure if we sleep on it, we’ll think |
of something. |
LAURA: Fjord! You and I could leave in the morning |
the same way we got in. |
TRAVIS: That’s true. |
SAM: How’d you get in? |
LAURA: With magic. I would show you now, but I’m |
out of spells! |
SAM: The fork trick wasn’t very fun, was it? |
LAURA: No. I was making sure she wasn’t a zombie. |
I thought she might be. |
TALIESIN: That’s fair. |
LAURA: She got clawed, right? |
TALIESIN: A bit, yeah. |
LAURA: All right. Hey bitches, I’m going to go to |
bed. |
TALIESIN: Where exactly am I going to be sleeping, |
by the way? I can sleep down here, but it might be nice– |
TRAVIS: Molly, if you would like to share my room, |
you can. |
TALIESIN: Excellent. You don’t mind? I’m going to |
pull the swords off finally and start getting |
comfortable out of the performance clothes. |
MARISHA: I’m in Jester’s room, still, I think. |
Sleeping on the floor on my bedroll. |
LAURA: As she starts to go to sleep, I want to |
draw in my sketchbook and tell the Traveler all |
about the cool things I saw for the day. I’m going |
to draw the red faced guard as I pretended I was a |
zombie, and I’m going to draw Molly’s horns all |
full of jewels and stuff! I’m going to draw the |
stack of books. |
SAM: The monster attack? |
LAURA: And I’m going to draw like a zombie, but |
like as an old man but as he’s biting his dentures |
fall out and he’s not no teeth! |
MATT: All righty. Fairly decent sketches, |
actually. You eventually find yourself to sleep. |
The rest of you, go to your respective rooms and |
find yourselves falling into a night’s rest. As |
evening comes to a close and the morning brings |
you to consciousness, you are rested. You are |
healed up, your spells are restored. |
SAM: I can use the Long Rest feature of D&D |
Beyond! |
MARISHA: You hit a button! |
LAURA: And all my spells back! |
TALIESIN: There is a button for it. |
SAM: Whoa, nothing changed! No spells. I lost ten |
hit points?! What the fuck?! I’ve done something |
terribly wrong. |
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