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to happen again.
LAURA: But how can we because we can’t leave this
tavern?
TALIESIN: Well, I–
SAM: Were Caleb and I not instructed not to leave
the tavern? We received no formal instruction.
MATT: No, you weren’t part of that formal
instruction. The rest of you were told not to
leave the tavern until further notice.
TALIESIN: I’m sure if we sleep on it, we’ll think
of something.
LAURA: Fjord! You and I could leave in the morning
the same way we got in.
TRAVIS: That’s true.
SAM: How’d you get in?
LAURA: With magic. I would show you now, but I’m
out of spells!
SAM: The fork trick wasn’t very fun, was it?
LAURA: No. I was making sure she wasn’t a zombie.
I thought she might be.
TALIESIN: That’s fair.
LAURA: She got clawed, right?
TALIESIN: A bit, yeah.
LAURA: All right. Hey bitches, I’m going to go to
bed.
TALIESIN: Where exactly am I going to be sleeping,
by the way? I can sleep down here, but it might be nice–
TRAVIS: Molly, if you would like to share my room,
you can.
TALIESIN: Excellent. You don’t mind? I’m going to
pull the swords off finally and start getting
comfortable out of the performance clothes.
MARISHA: I’m in Jester’s room, still, I think.
Sleeping on the floor on my bedroll.
LAURA: As she starts to go to sleep, I want to
draw in my sketchbook and tell the Traveler all
about the cool things I saw for the day. I’m going
to draw the red faced guard as I pretended I was a
zombie, and I’m going to draw Molly’s horns all
full of jewels and stuff! I’m going to draw the
stack of books.
SAM: The monster attack?
LAURA: And I’m going to draw like a zombie, but
like as an old man but as he’s biting his dentures
fall out and he’s not no teeth!
MATT: All righty. Fairly decent sketches,
actually. You eventually find yourself to sleep.
The rest of you, go to your respective rooms and
find yourselves falling into a night’s rest. As
evening comes to a close and the morning brings
you to consciousness, you are rested. You are
healed up, your spells are restored.
SAM: I can use the Long Rest feature of D&D
Beyond!
MARISHA: You hit a button!
LAURA: And all my spells back!
TALIESIN: There is a button for it.
SAM: Whoa, nothing changed! No spells. I lost ten
hit points?! What the fuck?! I’ve done something
terribly wrong.