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LAURA: He can leave, apparently.
LIAM: Yeah, we could. But not town, we were told
to stay in town.
LAURA: No, no, we’re going to stay in town.
SAM: What are we doing again?
LAURA: We have to find out why there are zombies
so we that don’t get arrested for being zombies.
SAM: So we solve the case to clear our own name.
LIAM: Why shouldn’t we just wait for it all to
blow over? We didn’t do anything.
TALIESIN: I tend to find these things don’t blow over
necessarily as more they just eventually decide
someone’s guilty and take their revenge on them.
LIAM: Do you find yourself in situations like this
often?
TALIESIN: Not this particular one, but yes.
MARISHA: I mean, look at him. No offense or
anything.
TALIESIN: None taken, really. A little taken, but
that’s fine.
TRAVIS: He makes a point. I think that the sooner
we find the cause of this, the sooner we can get
out of here.
TALIESIN: She’s right, immediately the two of us
are going to get hit with this.
SAM: If we solve the case we would be absolved.
It’s not a terrible plan.
MARISHA: And you’re so concerned with your goblin
friend. I mean he’s in the same boat as the
tieflings.
LIAM: That’s a girl.
LAURA: I know it’s hard to tell.
MARISHA: I said your goblin friend.
LAURA and LAURA: You said he.
MARISHA: Whatever.
SAM: Listen, we’ve all had a rough night. I know
that my features aren’t necessarily the most
feminine. Among goblin kind, I understand. It’s
hard to tell.
LAURA: I can tell.
LIAM: Everybody can tell.
LAURA: Yeah.
MARISHA: I’m working on it.
TRAVIS: Let’s get out of here. Can I walk back
into a privy, washroom area?
MATT: Yeah, upstairs at the very end of the hall
is the communal washroom.
TRAVIS: Can I use my Mask of Many Faces to cast
Disguise Self on myself?
MATT: Sure, what form so you want to take?
TRAVIS: Older, white-haired, with a beard. Just
very simple peasant’s clothes. Maybe a bit of a
farmer or a land worker.
MATT: Okay, easily enough. Basic browns and tans
and general farm worker’s tunic and supplies.
TRAVIS: Smudges, dirt on the fingernails.
MATT: Yeah, easy enough.
LAURA: I’m going to help Beau. You know what I’m
going to do for you? I’m going to use my disguise
kit I’m going to give you a beard.