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MARISHA: Oh, yeah! |
LAURA: Yeah and I’m going to turn you into a dude, |
that’s a good disguise, right? |
MARISHA: Yeah. |
LAURA. Yeah, and a mustache. And a hat. |
MARISHA: Love it. |
SAM: You really have to sell it though, and act |
like a dude. |
MARISHA: (low, gravelly voice) I think I can do that. |
SAM: Oh yes! |
MARISHA: I’m going to go a step further and tape |
down my boobs, bandage them down all the way, you |
know wrap them. Stuff my crotch a little bit. |
MATT: All right. Go ahead and make a dexterity |
check. |
TALIESIN: Do you want assistance with this? |
LAURA: Was he helping me? |
MATT: If you want to. |
LAURA: Sure. |
MATT: So take it with advantage. |
TALIESIN: Oh, with advantage. |
LAURA: Good. Okay, with the advantage. Dexterity. |
15. |
MATT: 15, okay. You actually manage to sell a |
decent disguise. |
MARISHA: Do I have some five o'clock shadow? |
MATT: At a distance, at like three or four feet |
would be passable and walking quickly by. Upon |
close inspection, you could see through it. |
LIAM: Is it like one of those old kids toys where |
you use the magnet to pull the little filings up? |
MATT: More or less. |
MARISHA: Mr. Woolly? |
MATT: A medieval version of that. |
LIAM: Herr Woolly. |
MATT: But impressive. Using the kit and using |
whatever scraps of clothing you can find and amass |
you manage to get a relatively top-knot Silverlake |
hobo version of Beau functionally ready to go. |
LAURA: It’s good, it’s good. |
MARISHA: Wait Fjord how do you sound? Say words, |
you’re manly. |
TRAVIS and MARISHA: Manly words. Mirror image. I |
got nuts. |
(laughter) |
LAURA: And I’ll cast Disguise Self on myself, as |
well, and turn myself into a human with blonde |
hair and she’s going to be very clean-looking. |
SAM: Angelina. |
LAURA: Yes! With big lips, and a couple jewels on |
her fingers. |
MATT: Okay. Just double-checking here, Disguise |
Self lasts for, is it an hour? Yeah, I thought it |
was an hour. So while they’re doing that, are you |
using your disguise kit on yourself? |
TALIESIN: I assume I’ve just got some very basic |
black robe that just– |
MATT: Yeah, with a cloak and hood and make-up, you |
can probably pass for human as long as you keep |
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