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MARISHA: Oh, yeah!
LAURA: Yeah and I’m going to turn you into a dude,
that’s a good disguise, right?
MARISHA: Yeah.
LAURA. Yeah, and a mustache. And a hat.
MARISHA: Love it.
SAM: You really have to sell it though, and act
like a dude.
MARISHA: (low, gravelly voice) I think I can do that.
SAM: Oh yes!
MARISHA: I’m going to go a step further and tape
down my boobs, bandage them down all the way, you
know wrap them. Stuff my crotch a little bit.
MATT: All right. Go ahead and make a dexterity
check.
TALIESIN: Do you want assistance with this?
LAURA: Was he helping me?
MATT: If you want to.
LAURA: Sure.
MATT: So take it with advantage.
TALIESIN: Oh, with advantage.
LAURA: Good. Okay, with the advantage. Dexterity.
15.
MATT: 15, okay. You actually manage to sell a
decent disguise.
MARISHA: Do I have some five o'clock shadow?
MATT: At a distance, at like three or four feet
would be passable and walking quickly by. Upon
close inspection, you could see through it.
LIAM: Is it like one of those old kids toys where
you use the magnet to pull the little filings up?
MATT: More or less.
MARISHA: Mr. Woolly?
MATT: A medieval version of that.
LIAM: Herr Woolly.
MATT: But impressive. Using the kit and using
whatever scraps of clothing you can find and amass
you manage to get a relatively top-knot Silverlake
hobo version of Beau functionally ready to go.
LAURA: It’s good, it’s good.
MARISHA: Wait Fjord how do you sound? Say words,
you’re manly.
TRAVIS and MARISHA: Manly words. Mirror image. I
got nuts.
(laughter)
LAURA: And I’ll cast Disguise Self on myself, as
well, and turn myself into a human with blonde
hair and she’s going to be very clean-looking.
SAM: Angelina.
LAURA: Yes! With big lips, and a couple jewels on
her fingers.
MATT: Okay. Just double-checking here, Disguise
Self lasts for, is it an hour? Yeah, I thought it
was an hour. So while they’re doing that, are you
using your disguise kit on yourself?
TALIESIN: I assume I’ve just got some very basic
black robe that just–
MATT: Yeah, with a cloak and hood and make-up, you
can probably pass for human as long as you keep