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Work sucks. It sucks a little bit less if you have something to drink. | [
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this has to be satire | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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americans drink hot coffee flavoured beverages, not coffee. it's not coffee when it's served in a bucket and 95% of it is milk and flavoured syrups and pumpkin spice or whatever shit they add.
its universally known that if you travel to the US expect to have to go without coffee while you're there or force down what will be the worst coffee you can imagine in order to satisfy your caffeine craving. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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It’s amusing that this annoys you. Why get so worked up over something so trivial and that doesn’t affect you in the slightest? | [
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THIS. I LOVE YOU. | [
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wtf is beverage culture | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I know what your talking about, I have an ex that was into it. Office worker too, spot on. 👍
I hear ya dude. | [
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The 24 oz+ coffee is such an American problem. They say "ohhhh I need my coffee otherwise I don't work well" when in reality its just a pound of sugar with 30 oz of milk what they are drinking. | [
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Thank you. | [
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so many ppl in the comments are mad and thing is yall just dont get it like its SILLY dont yall run to the bathroom like every 5 seconds bc you drink and drink and drnk? like why is that so necassary? it may seem silly to hate but ig us non beverage people just find it annoying to see people express such addiction for beverages. coffee culture is the worst bc people will say shit like “i cant go a second of my day without atleast 4 shots of expresso in my coffee” “OMG my morning coffee!! nooo i need it!!! nooo!!” boo you are annoying stfu coffee people stfu
unpopular opinion pt 2 but coffee itself is overrated like its not even all that good? sure it smells nice but thats about it. i’ve had coffee before and i have never felt such a connection to it like some people do. its not even healthy | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I don’t actually do this, but on the few times I have, I find it comforting to hold something. | [
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The adderall gives me cotton mouth | [
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How do you not know what ppl r going through i always have coffee in my hands cuz i need it to function cuz i work a lot and am a full time college student. a lot of ppl use “beverage culture” to function bc they’re so tired or worn out. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I'm sorry you're going through a tough time. Caffeine dependency might not be your best solution. Best of luck to you & I hope you get some rest | [
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All fad cultures are annoying. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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People would laugh if they knew what was in my little tumbler every morning: Icewater, right out of the tap. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I experience ongoing fatigue without coffee. I was like that way growing up then when I hit my early 20s I tried some and it was like WOW where have you been all my life? I essentially need something to sip on during all hours to function optimally, but it doesn't just have to be coffee: early gray tea, iced tea, -- anything caffeinated really. However, I am intrigued with other ways of maintaining good energy, including cold showers, exercise, and dieting. But when I look back on my life before coffee, it was a momentous struggle if I'm being honest, and I was normally in pretty good shape. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I can't imagine why anyone would single you out as weird | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I am supposed to drink half my body weight in ounces of water every day. Just water, not counting my coffee. I weight 211 lbs, so I have to drink about a gallon of water alone. I'm gonna have a cup next to me most of the day. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I mean, yeah it would be weird to freak out if you didnt have your drink, but I see nothing wrong with having a drink if you can. Tea is my preference. It’s just a comfort item and it keeps my hands busy so I can stay focused on the person talking and not feel anxious. It’s also helpful for oral fixations | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I’d disagree but sips Lipton tea that’s none of my business | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I mean sure, cool you can live without coffee, so can everyone else. But we live in 2023 and one of the benefits of that is that while we don't need a coffee all the time we have the option to do so and I don't really see what the problem with that is. If your coworkers are spending a disproportionate amount of time making coffee, the. It sounds far more like a person issue than a coffee issue because most people will last multiple hours on a single coffee in my experience | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Yo, why do you care what other people do? Does it hurt you in some way? | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Someone needs a chamomile tea.....ommmmmmm. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Someone get Kendall Jenner, OP needs a Pepsi™ | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Damn, maybe they just like to make sure they have something to keep hydrated with and happen to have a preferred drink. Dunno why that makes you so mad | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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My other initial thought is people who suffer from attention deficit, like myself. Sometimes it can be good to have something to focus on or hold on to. (Obvs not always coffee cause caffeine can make it worse for some people. It doesn’t for me thank god but I know everyone is different).
Also my anxiety makes me pick at my fingers so I would much rather pick at the sticker on the side of my coffee cup lol | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Yes I forgot to mention that, I like having my drink for a long time for the same reason, I also pick at my fingers too unfortunately of all the habits to have to help with that one I chose vaping | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Drinks are great because they're something to do to look busy | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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hey thanks for an actual unpopular opinion ya dont see people acrually posting unpopular opinions as ‘controversial’ as this one LOL | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Not everyone experiences and enjoys life the way you do. I am someone who enjoys sipping on my drink slowly over time instead of consuming it all at once. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Me too. The idea of slamming the whole thing actually makes my (already weak) stomach hurt. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Not sure if this counts, but most adults need at least 100oz of water a day. Being 6’3 240 I shoot for around 150oz. This takes some time and effort to get in everyday. So essentially, yes I have a beverage (water) with me everywhere I go. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Lmao damn bro, let people drink coffee! | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Well I always carry around my water bottle. It's a 32 oz. dark blue stainless steel bottle. I'm always thristy. But I'm also a stoner who gets the worst cotton mouth sooo... I'll continue to carry around my water lol. Granted I've never ran out of places because I forgot it. If I'm still in the driveway at home and realize I didn't grab it I'll go back in my house. But other than that I generally don't freak out about not having my water. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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A lot of people got upset at this post so you struck a nerve for sure. I only like my water but for me the beverage culture that makes no sense is why do people put in so much time, money, and effort into coffee. The line to the Starbucks that I pass by wraps around the block every morning on my commute. Then the same people apologize for being late or complain about their money. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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It’s because it’s faster to have someone else make it for you instead of blowing your money on a coffee grinder and whatever else you might need. Also most people don’t feel like getting up earlier than usual to make it themselves so they’d rather just go get it. Same reason why people would rather pick up lunch while at work. It’s easier and faster than making it yourself when you’re on a time crunch.
And yes I know the supplies comment is stupid but think about people logic. People ✨think✨it’s cheaper to buy a coffee every morning instead of buying coffee making supplies (which can vary depending on what kind of coffee you like — my sister used to be a barista/supervisor for Starbucks) and doing it at home. This is cause there’s a higher upfront cost and that’s all people pay attention to. It’s super dumb but unfortunately I don’t think people will ever stop because picking up coffee is so much more convenient than having to make it yourself. People are lazy. 😂😅 | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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As someone who only drinks water, I’m not sure what the problem is with always carrying your drink with you. I carry my ice water around my job all night. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I bring my water bottle with me almost everywhere and I will never stop. I recently went to a concert and I didnt have my water with me and ended up passing out & ive never passed out before. 😭 I think ive made my body need the water more than normal now lol | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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What about water? I bring a metal bottle of water with me everywhere. I hate how most people drink water from the tap or fridge. That stuff has a weird taste | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Depends on where you live maybe? The tap water by me tastes fine in my opinion. But then again I’m not into ✨water✨like that the way other water drinkers are so maybe I’m just not knowledgeable about the different tastes water can have. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Haha I get it. I filter my water in a brita that sits in my fridge. I love when my water is very cold like that. My city has great water but I could never get over the metallic stale taste it has. I am into water like you said some people are. Hydrohomie for life | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I carry a half gallon jug of water with me everywhere because I’m genuinely just always thirsty. I probably should tell my doctor | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I just carry around a half-gallon jug of ice water. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I’m gonna go get an XL tea with three types of boba just to spite OP now | [
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Now I NEED a coffee in my tumbler cup | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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You should really have access to water all day if possible to stay hydrated. I’ve never worked somewhere where people didn’t have water bottles etc with water on their desks or otherwise with them. It’s very healthy. | [
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Yes, but change this to alcohol culture. You don't need alcohol in EVERY SOCIAL SITUATION. | [
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Correct. But most of us aren’t drinking coffee to socialize at work. We’re just trying to stay awake. ☹️😭 | [
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I agree that it's annoying when people get mad about not having coffee or needing it.
But I love having access to whatever drink I want at any time and I think other should too. Just maybe don't drink loudly at a meeting.
This holding drinks thing is weeird | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I just visited Spain and I also much prefer going to a cafe for a small (~6-8oz) coffee for $1.50 vs a 24oz Starbucks drink for $5 which is often a lot of calories too. | [
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Cosign on those annoying ass pretentious tumblers. WE GET IT!! | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Nah sometimes I get called out for having an iced tea in the morning instead of coffee. It’s weird. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I have an autoimmune disorder that attacks my secretory glands, so I have to have a drink at hand at all times, and it gets worse with stress. Also, some parts of the US are drier than others, and often buildings are kept at low humidity rates, which can dry people out. | [
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OP is a tea drinker. | [
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It's funny that people are ragging on you but change 'beverage' to 'smoke break' and you'd be getting awards. | [
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">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Try Tea. It’s better then coffee.
Now watch me get down voted by the Starbucks crowd. | [
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Maybe not, didn’t starbs buy out teavana? | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I don’t think they serve that brand anymore. But I am not a regular Starbucks goer because I don’t like coffee and they are very overpriced in my opinion. | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Yeah I’m not a starbs patron either. I find their mocha syrups too rich and their drinks are too pricey. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Oh hell ya! it's fashion at its finest, not unpopular at all. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Got to stay hydrated | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Bro youre getting angry at people for satisfying their own wants in a way that does not affect you what is the problem here | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I have to admit while watching American programs (along with social media)I was perplexed when I saw people with massive water jugs.
Why drink out of such a huge bottle?
I always have a water bottle but it's like a tall glass size. I just refill it with fresh cold water. So I understand bringing a beverage bottle, cup whatever. It's easy, efficient and no waste. But sincerely curious as to the 2 Liter size and bigger. Why? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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A lot of people purchase them either for the convenience of not having to constantly refill, or to hold themselves accountable for drinking water. Lately we’ve been into the idea of drinking more water, and so people use these jugs to keep track of how much they’ve actually had. In fact, a lot of them are labeled with the time of day and everything to try and motivate you and help keep you on track. Weird, I know. But very much a fact lol. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Thanks for the explanation. Now I know I'm not crazy. Jugs of water are a thing in the USA.
The only thing really weird in my mind is people are keeping track of water intake.I mainly drink water, so I know I drink enough of it. I can't understand why this is a problem. Don't people get thirsty?
The jugs would be inconvenient for me, a large, bulky thing to carry around.
I like my small water bottle however, fits on my bag, coat pocket.
But definitely think most people have a bottle for beverages. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I currently absolutely need to have water near me all the time. I am about 3 months pregnant and constantly thirsty.
It is about staying hydrated and it is something I always struggle with. If I didn’t have it near I would drink maybe 1-2 cups of fluids a day. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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You sound like a lot of fun at parties. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Maybe some people just enjoy things? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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"Beverage Culture"... Jesus fucking christ | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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You sure are mad about something so small and trivial... Maybe drink some coffee and calm down.. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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“Sips tea” | [
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">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Beverage culture bruh 😭 | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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OK. try insulated bottles. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I'm just over here quietly popping my 200mg caffeine pills once daily and going about my business :). | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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"beverage culture" what the fuck is this. Lmao, hell no dude. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Just let people drink their coffee damn | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I so badly want to meet one of these people who makes their beverage habits a sizable part of their personality. Where do you live?! What do you do?! Who ARE your co-workers?! | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Right??? My sister literally worked for STARBUCKS and NEVER encountered ANYONE like that. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I love this post. It's absolutely true but seemingly unpopular. Perfect for the sub. I've been in a lot of meetings where every single person places their hydroflask, complete with print and lanyard that expresses their personality, delicately in front of them as they sit down. It's also obnoxious how every other year a new "it" beverage container comes out and every consumerist mom has to have it to fit in at the school drop off. Their personality expressing hydroflask still holds beverages perfectly well but if their husband doesn't spend $30 on THE new container for mother's day, he's a bum. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I get the annoyance over the “hot new thing” part but why do you seem to have beef with people personalizing their stuff? You made a point of saying “complete with print and lanyard that expresses their personality” like they’re doing something so awful and wrong by making their personal property look the way they want to. Why the beef when it doesn’t affect you in the slightest? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I just find it to be extra, try-hard, cringy, whatever. Pick your adjective. If a water bottle has to scream "ME!" and it has to be carried absolutely everywhere, to me it says that the person puts too much stock in the importance of their things. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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😬😬😬 ….. I’m a crafter and an artist. I customize everything. Has zero to do with importance. I see it as another surface to design. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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I've never seen a self-decorated hydroflask these were all off the shelf. I do like when people paint their shoes I think that's cool. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I personally don’t own a hydroflask bc I think they’re overpriced and I suck at drinking water lol. However I do design my phone cases, shoes, hair accessories. Anything I can get my hands on including trying in vain to convince my friends to let me decorate their hydroflasks 😅 | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I have one coffee a day. After that I always have my water bottle on me | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I don't drink coffee all day long either but it's for... digestive reasons :)) | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
So you’re mad people want to stay hydrated? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Beverage culture? This shit has gone too far. People drink beverages it’s not a culture | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
Op is dehydrated af | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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3 things here:
I am a vet tech. My job is difficult and physically demanding. It is also mentally and emotionally taxing. So you bet your sweet little ass I’m going to have my latte.
My shifts start before my brain is awake. If I don’t have caffeine it can be several hours before I am operating at full capacity which can be dangerous for a job like this. Not to mention I’m in a much better mood when I am wide awake as I think we all are.
I’m disabled. I am on a crap ton of prescription medications and many of them make me drowsy. Unfortunately the drowsiness does NOT help me sleep because some of my medications are to be taken in the morning, and I’m in so much pain at night due to working that I can’t fall asleep or stay asleep. So I just squirm in bed until I fall into a very broken sleep, wake up, and do it all over again.
I’m not saying these things to guilt you or make you pity me or feel bad. But I’m actually kind of hurt that you think this poorly about people who bring coffee with them to work. You are entitled to your opinion but some of the responses you’ve posted here actually hurt my feelings.
Maybe if this is bothering you so much you should consider finding a new job or trying to go remote instead of shitting on your coworkers for a behavior you don’t know (and are in turn assuming) the reason behind.
I personally couldn’t give less of a fuck if you drink coffee or tea or water or Red Bull or nothing. I really don’t care. What I care about is people like you judging me for simply trying to get by.
Have a good day and enjoy your PTO water. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Definitely an unpopular opinion that people shouldn’t enjoy/need a coffee to get through their day so congrats. I’ll grant that people who make coffee or wine their whole personality are pretty annoying but not sure I see the issue with someone wanting a coffee or whatever drink they want throughout the day. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I do need water with me at all times because I’m always thirsty and I’m thirstier if I don’t have water near me. And I bring coffee to work because my work coffee is atrocious. I don’t see why these things are a big deal. Like what is the great offense? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
The ADHD in me prefers to have a coffee for the caffeine and a water for the hydration. Without it, I tend to feel a little worse, and I won’t drink water otherwise.
Plus, if I want a treat to motivate me and my treat isn’t impacting anyone, who cares? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I get annoyed by people who basically say you can’t interact with them in the morning until they had their coffee. Grow the fuck up. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
Maybe you don't need a beverage. But goddam OP get you a Snicker bar ASAFP. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
I'm gonna reply to this, but first let mepour a fresh pot of coffee. I just can't drink the stale burn stuff | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
>
Are you dehydrated? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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You can have your upvote, hopefully it helps distract from your crippling levels of dehydration. | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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Are people literally just picking random words out of a hat and adding "culture" to the end? | [
"What no beverages does to a mf",
">\n\nMy cubicle neighbor and I got a mutual little fridge for our beverages, it’s great.",
">\n\nWe hid this huge toaster oven with a grill on top and a rotisserie attachment under our main work bench for a very long time when I was nightshift maintance. No one seemed to ask w... |
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