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> Sounds like someone is dehydrated or hasn’t had their coffee yet.
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> When my 32 oz cup is empty, i go to coffee maker and refill. I do this as many times as i want. Do I care if this super-annoying? Not a bit.
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> Thanks for the life advice. I will not follow it. Have a good day.
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> How else do we feed the obesity pandemic?
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> I require a minimum of 2-3 beverages readily available at all times.
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> My God between OP and that guy who got triggered by what people chose to eat, y'all have way too much shit to give about trifling, nonsensical bullshit. I wished my worries and struggles were like yours
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> People should enjoy each every "MOMENT" of their life, including each moment their hand raises that big warm cup to their lips in order to take a tiny little sip of their favourite beverage which will signal to their body in the very next moment to release a handful of microscopic endorphins, making them feel happy and satisfied. ツ You REALLY, REALLY just never know which moment will become your last here on earth, so go ahead and grab yourself a cup anytime you can, and enjoy coffee whenever and wherever you must go! I say, let's meet for coffee sometime! Anytime! My treat!!
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> Why is it annoying?
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> I have diabetes. I’m always thirsty and I only drink water. What’s your issue? I upvoted because surely this is an unpopular but damn, had no idea this actually bothered people.
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> Coffee is addiction 0
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> Someone get this person water so they can stop worrying about what everyone else is drinking.
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> I never got on the coffee wave and I cannot express how grateful I am that I didn’t. That 10$/day is going right back in my pocket
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> Never seen someone get so triggered over drinks before.
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> We’re gatekeeping beverages now?
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> Me enjoying my coffee minding my business: ☺️☺️☺️ OP for whatever reason: 😡😡😡
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> I feel like the need for beverages comes from people who got their blankies taken away too early.
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> Eat all of your meals aver the weekend so that way you don’t have to spend anytime eating during the week!
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> Do people think you’re the odd one out? Or do people think it’s weird that you’re seething over someone else holding a cup?
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> OP worries too much about other people
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> I love liquids BUT just wanted to note that there was a huge culture shock when I went to Europe. People aren’t carrying around large drinks or water bottles - or any of that crap. No large Nalgene bottles, no Yeti cups, or Starbucks tumblers. Sure, I saw a few but it’s nothing like the US. Coffee sizes are mostly at the 8oz-12oz size and people seem to just sit and drink them. It’s not a sippy-cup culture over there.
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> I generally have a giant water bottle, coffee and kombucha on my desk at all times. Occasionally a Ghost energy drink if I am feeling spicy
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> You’re right! I don’t need it, but it makes my day just a little better
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> you would hate schools now bc every student has a water bottle that they never stop drinking from
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> Beverage culture is one thing - don't bother me much. Drink what you want when you want. I'm annoyed at folks with their coffee or cappucino or whatever the fuck that don't use a reusable mug. Drink to your heart's content, just don't do it while having no regard for the environment.
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> Agree. Bring back smoking indoors so people have something to do with their hands.
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> As long as they're drinking their coffee in silence, it's fine. It's the slurping that's mad annoying tho.
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> This made me laugh so hard
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> This has to be an elaborate troll
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> r/waterniggas
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> Ok but, I like to have a drink in a cup while I'm doing stuff as the motion helps focus my mind.
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> Where do you work that people have time to be holding a beverage all the time? I'm too damn busy for that
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>
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> Wait who are you mad at?
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> Imagine being upset at people drinking things. That must make life super annoying
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> That is certianly an opinion.
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> Just have a few sips of your favorite and relax jeez
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> Must be nice not to have insomnia.
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> I carry a canteen of water with me basically everywhere I go. Its second nature at this point. Always crisp and cold ice water whenever I need where ever I go lol
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> You do know that caffeine is addictive right? I get raging debilitating headaches without my coffee. And sometimes nausea and other stuff. It’s not a want. I NEED my coffee
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> You’re missing the big picture… holding a coffee cup/tumbler is a handy tool that you can use at work to take advantage of situations. Need to leave a conversation or meeting early? “Oh, looks like I need a refill”. Coworker needs help carrying the office paper in? “Oh, sorry I’ve got this cup I’m carrying already…” Need to bond with a coworker or introduce yourself? “Cheers!” (Clinks coffee cups) Need to waste some time but look busy? “I’ll put on another pot.” Need to look even more busy? (Spills coffee) “Whoops, I’ll grab the mop, make sure nobody slips in it.” Trust me, a good portion of your coworkers know exactly what they’re doing. Some might not even drink coffee… This isn’t the only instance of this happening… I’ve had a coworker tell me the reason she gets her nails done so long is to help her get out of certain tasks at her job and get someone else to do it. I’ve also seen TikTok videos promoting similar techniques… You too will pick up these office tricks as you go about your career, you just have to be looking for it.
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> Imagine what it would be like for me in this situation, as someone who doesn't like coffee LOL
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> Yes! I once had a boss who said no drinks were allowed in meetings…if we couldn’t go one hour without a drink, we needn’t be working for his company. Lol. Now I’m so judgy about people who bring drinks to meetings!
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> On behalf of most of us, it’s for you more than it’s for us at this point. We can all just stop, but it won’t go well🤣
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> u/windchimes11 You sound thirsty. You know who's not thirsty? Me, because I have a 64oz. Refillable water bottle.
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> Me, a water person: I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES
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> Lol damn this is definitely unpopular. Beverage culture isn’t a thing and your superiority complex is what’s really driving you nuts, Not Stephanie who comes in with her iced vanilla latte every morning or your coworkers offering you a drink. Chill tf out dude.
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> don’t forget the bev
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> My mouth dried up reading this shit. Good thing I have my readily accessible water bottle on me.
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> OP has a right but most people here don't get it since I guess most are also American and you really have an obsession about coffee over there. Here in my country it's seen as pretentious to drink coffee from Starbucks or bring it to your job. You drink in your break, if you're sitting in your desk sipping coffee non stop you're seen as a weirdo. Let alone while speaking to someone. It's seen as impolite to eat or drink during a work meeting and while working in general. Coffee and food are when you're taking a break at the designated work hours. Otherwise if you do everything at any time, then where will be the happiness in taking a break. We need to have a daily schedule and principles, you can't do everything whenever and wherever. Most well mannered and older people drink coffee while smoking, or take a small shot of espresso from the machine and continue to work. Nobody has a glass or food on their desk. The only people that do what OP says are modern kids that grew up with the internet and they usually just imitating American culture. They sit in Starbucks with their laptops and walk around with Starbucks cups. But these are ONLY foreigners and kids in middle and highschool that do that here in Bulgaria. So OP has a right, but he's born in the wrong continent.
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> I totally agree..bringing coffee everywhere you go, just give you something else you have to keep an eye on and carry..Its hip and cool to carry an expensive latte with you in your excersize clothes I guess..but its a trend for college age girls..they all have to look the same,dress the same,talk the same and they all have to have a coffee in one hand and a phone in the other..check it out, Im not making this up..
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> I have a water jug in my car idk how people walk around the mall with a water bottle that would be so annoying
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> There are a lot of things that nobody *needs*. You don't NEED most of the little things in life that bring you comfort and happiness.
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> Clearly you're never tired.
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> You miss your breaky there bud?
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> Post Traumatic Cup Disorder
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> This is proper unpopularity here. Take my upvote and please, don’t forget your water.
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> You think thats bad OP? I used to have a colleague that insisted on bringing crunchy apples with her to every meeting. The worst was conference call meetings. All I could hear was 'crunch, crunch, crunch'. How she's still alive, I don't know.
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> Come work as a night shift tech and say you don't need a coffee within 2 feet at all times. If you think we shouldn't be rolling around with a coffee or red bull in our hands or on our rolling toolbox just stop ordering things from amazon because delivery stations sort from 1 am till it's done or they hit 12 hours. I worked 9 pm to 7:30 am.
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> This IS an unpopular opinion! Good job. I have at times felt a wee bit ridiculous about how much tea and coffee I drink at work, or carrying it around with me.But beverages help me take computer breaks and deal with the horrors.
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> You know it's a perfect unpopular opinion post when all the comments are people disagreeing, lol.
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> I always have my 32oz water thermoflask on me. When you start feeling thirsty it’s already late for water intake. You should drink water consistently
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> Hydrohomies would like a word with you
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> Don’t show OP r/hydrohomies
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> As someone incredibly forgetful, if I don't have it in my hand, I forget it exists lol
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> I wish I had a job where I could just get up and make a coffee whenever I want and drink it then. Many of us don't have that option.
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> Me with my Dunkin’ iced at all times possible 👀…
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> I don’t drink anything other than water and juice every here and then. Never understood what is coffee hype is all about. In fact its not that tasty and there are tons of other drinks that is more tasty and nutritious.
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It just never ends with this guy.
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> He seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.
[ "It just never ends with this guy." ]
> No, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.
[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him." ]
> And our shitty press plays right along, almost like we didn't learn the lesson with trump.
[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise." ]
> We definitely didn't learn any lessons. The press got huge ratings out of Trump, and for as much as they liked to make him out to be the boogey man, the only way they will ever stop covering every stupid thing out of his mouth is when we all stop clicking on every rage bait article they publish about him
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> Never forget that CNN chose to skip airing a Hillary speech so they could show an empty podium for 20 minutes because Trump was late to his own speech. It's hard to not think they just straight up wanted him elected.
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> Michelle Wolf called them out on it to their faces. Just listen to how quiet it gets when she brings up their complicity.
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> That video missed my favorite quote from that bit, which was "You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it."
[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ...
> SNL needs to bring back John Lovitz to do this guy.
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> Ya, that’s the ticket!
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> ..and he dated a cheerleader...Morgan Fairchild!
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> The guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice.
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> One thing he can’t lie about—his bra size. Looks at least a B cup.
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> No way. That’s a C for sure.
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> A low hanging C. Moob quality.
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> To be fair, if I were his nipples, I’d try to fly south for the winter too.
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> He played the guitar solo on Stairway to Heaven. He brokered Irish peace. He definitely did not clog the toilet.
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> I heard he wrote Abbey Road. People think George Harrison wrote Here Comes the Sun but he didn't. George Santos did.
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> He’s the most interesting man alive
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> The Dos Equis guy is based on George Santos. When they tried finding an actor to play him they couldn't find anyone interesting enough, so that's actually George Santos in the ads.
[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ...
> Every blurb, pic, vid, tweet, article, and soundbyte about this dude INSTANTLY reminds me of the family guy episode when Peter goes to his high school reunion pretending to be a "millionaire cowboy astronaut"
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> Look, this hat comes right off!
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> Ah Lois, coming here was a mistake. I also love this episode for being the one where stewie beats up brian for not paying his debt for losing the bet between mike tyson and carol channing.
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> You got money for fake moustaches? Gettin’ real tired of you duckin’ me, man.
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> George Constanza is in awe of this man.
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> Speak for yourself. Fuck this guy.
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> What is it that you do?
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> He’s an importer/exporter that works in the building.
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> Latex.
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> And potato chips
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> You guys forgot my greatest endeavor of architecture.
[ "It just never ends with this guy.", ">\n\nHe seems to love the limelight and will continue to seek it. I don’t even think negative attention fazes him.", ">\n\nNo, he seems to be of the mind that any press is good press. New republican playbook, just keep making noise, it doesn't matter what, just noise.", ...
> The guy is a habitual liar. He lies when the truth would suffice. Im sure he’s not the only politician out there following this model…he’s just really really bad at it.
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