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"It was fourth down and the last play. Jack lined up ready for the play to begin. When the ball was hiked, Jack ran into the end zone. The QB threw the ball to Jack. Jack caught the ball and scored six points." |
"I refused to admit I had needs. He said he knew I was blocking him out. I sat down in tears, hurting horribly. I expressed that my heart was broken. He nodded and said so was his." |
The dog scratched his ear all the time. It's owner checked the dog's ear. The dog had fleas. The owner gave the dog medicine. The dog got rid of the fleas. |
Stanley was playing poker. Stanley was winning big. Stanley's friends wanted to play one last game all or nothing. Stanley bet all his chips on the game. Stanley lost everything. |
Rob was the head manager at 711. He was also a homosexual. He tried to make the moves on Justin. Justin didn't like the advances. Rob got mad and fired Justin. |
Dan was on the way home from work. He heard a loud bump as he ran over something. He stopped his car and got out. When he looked at what he ran over. It was a nail and his tire was flat! |
"I opened a Donut shop in my town. On the day of the grand opening, no one came. I waited for 8 hours. I didn't have any customers. Then I realized I probably should have told someone about it." |
"Bob decided he would go fishing on Saturday. He asked all his friends if they wanted to go with. His friends said they were busy, so Bob decided to go by himself. When Bob arrived at the lake on Saturday, all his friends were there. His friends said they wanted to surprise Bob for being a good friend." |
Jake had recently gotten a brand new kitten. His kitten fell ill and wouldn't eat or drink. Jake took his kitten to the veterinarian. The veterinarian prescribed medication for his kitten. Jake's kitten got better in a few days. |
Ken wanted to grow a beard. He went a month without shaving. Ken's girlfriend didn't like Ken's new look. She told him to shave. Ken shaved his beard. |
"We went to Starbucks in Watertown today for breakfast. I ordered a ham, egg and cheese sandwich. My wife had a Danish. We were very impressed by the food. We are going there again in the near future." |
"I took my daughter to the emergency room because of stomach pain. They gave her some medications. They came back later and said they gave her the wrong medication. They gave her blood pressure medication. Eventually, after they observed her for a while she was alright." |
Chase was backing his truck out of a parking spot. The car on the side of him was parked close to his truck. Chase hit the car while he was backing out. Chase waited for the owner to return. He finally just left a note with his number on the car's windshield. |
A new burger place opened up. I was tempted to try it. So I walked in. Then I realized it was too expensive. So I walked out. |
My sister took my daughter for the week. She spoils her so much when she is with her. She buys her all types of things. My daughter loves spending time with her. She loves visiting with her. |
"Jim played youth soccer. Jim challenged everyone to a game, but only Jane accepted. Jane played against Jim and beat him by 3 goals. Jane rubbed it into Jim's face for the remainder of the day. Jim didn't show up to any more youth soccer sessions." |
James thought he could eat a dozen hotdogs. James started eating. He ate and ate until he felt sick. James ended up puking up seven hot dogs. He never ate hot dogs again. |
"Scott had a bull on his ranch named Hobbes. Hobbes was a stubborn bull. It would buck and charge at anyone who came near it. Scott wouldn't give up on Hobbes and trained him everyday. After six months, Hobbes was one of Scott's most loyal animals." |
I was walking in the neighborhood and noticed a strange object. I didn't know what it was. I've approached the object and gently touched it. The object began to move and a swarm of hornets came out. I ran to a pool and jumped in it. |
"Allie went to the salon. She wanted to get her nails done. She got a pretty pink color. When she walked out, she chipped them. She was so upset." |
Bill was a very hard worker. He had been at his job for 5 years. Bill was up for a promotion. It was between him and one other employee. Bill got the promotion for being such a loyal hard worker. |
Tina was not sure what to get her sister. It was Christmas after all. She figured she had everything already. When the time came she got her a sweater. Her sister hated it. |
I was in a rush to get to work. I was driving my car on a road. The car in front of me was slow as heck. I was getting aggravated and honked my horn. I finally passed up the car and go figure it was old people. |
Tina went to the local fair. It was a brutally hot day. Tina did not like it. All of the sudden she got sick. She learned her lesson for coming. |
Tommy worked as a carpenter. He was working on the interior of a house. There was a nail sticking out of the wall. Tommy passed too close to the wall. The nail got caught in Tommy's clothes and tore his shirt. |
Today Tina saw her cousins. She liked seeing them. She had a good time. At the end of the meal they hugged. She couldn't wait to see them again. |
"Erin had never made stew before. But since she just got a Crock Pot, she decided to try. She put in her beef and simmered it slowly. Then she added her veggies and finished the stew. When she sampled it, she loved its taste!" |
Sydney is a young tennis player. She is playing in a big tournament. She wins the first round. She wins the second and third. The final round Sydney gives it her all and wins. |
"Austin had signed up to be a pee-wee hockey coach. The kids on his team could barely skate. He taught them how to skate while holding a hockey stick. After several practices he saw improvement. By the end of the season the kids were able to skate, shoot and score." |
"James was climbing a big mountain. He went slowly and carefully with each step. At times he had to reach quite far to find the next foot hold. One time he almost even slipped. After five hours of climbing, George made it to the top." |
Marcy went to England. She met the queen. She couldn't believe it. It was an amazing experience. She wanted to meet her again. |
"Kim wanted to save money on water. So she decided to use only tap water. She thought it tasted fine. But months later, she started having health issues. Kim learned that her water was not the safest thing to drink." |
Flo had allergies. She was visiting a botanical garden with her family. Flo began to sneeze. Her eyes started to water. Flo had to leave the garden before she got sick. |
Ronny decided to invite his friends over. He made a big bonfire in his backyard to sit near. Everyone showed up with snacks and sodas. Ronny had fun staying up late to talk with his friends. He invited them back the very next day. |
A husband went abroad. He told his wife he would not drink. The first thing he did was drink however. Somehow his wife found out. And she didn't talk to him for a month for it. |
Ken wanted to take a shower. He waited for the hot water to come on but it never did. Ken noticed the water never got hot. He went down to check the water heater. Ken realized the pilot light had gone out. |
Lisa went to the mall. She went to the makeup store. Lisa then tried on a lot of makeup. She liked it a lot. She then purchased them. |
Allie's parents allowed her to go to the movies. She was supposed to be home at ten. Allie decided to go with a friend eat after the movies. Allie didn't get home before ten. Allie's parents began to worry. |
Ken was carpooling with coworkers. He was running late. He begged everyone to wait for him just a bit longer. It took longer than expected and everyone was late. Ken was kicked out of the carpool. |
Tim couldn't afford a gym membership. He bought weights over time. He would work out at home to stay in shape. Unfortunately he didn't have a spotter and dropped a weight. He hurt himself a bit and decided to be more safe from then on. |
Allie was working. She was on her laptop. All the sudden she lost power. She was scared. She had no backup. |
I went to the store yesterday. I was looking for chocolate. Luckily I found some. It was on sale. I was able to get it half off. |
Lucy had entered a cooking competition. Her best dish was a pie she cooked. Lucy went to the store. She bought all the ingredients for the pie. Lucy baked the pie for the competition. |
I had a bag of sawdust. I had walked halfway across our deck. My stepdad asked me not to carry my bag there. He took the bag from me. There was sawdust all over the deck. |
"Nick looked up to his high school basketball coach. He wanted to be just like him. But one day, Nick's coach was arrested for using drugs. And Nick no longer had a hero to look up to. He eventually dropped out of high school." |
We went to the Grand Canyon on a family vacation. I was surprised to find there were no fences or railings at the edge. My brother enjoyed walking right up to the rim of the canyon. It scared me to see him stand so close to the edge of the cliff. I was very glad when we finally went to visit another place! |
"Melissa and her husband Tony wanted to have a baby. But Melissa traveled the world playing music and didn't want to quit. One day, Melissa found out that she was pregnant. She decided to keep touring the world until the day the baby was born. Now Tony watches the baby while she is on tour." |
I was by my grandmother's side when she passed. She was sleeping quietly in the hospital. We were all sitting around her talking. I looked at her and realized she wasn't breathing. Her monitor flatlined soon after. |
"Dan wanted to paint his front door a bold color. Dan decided to paint his door a bright green color. Dan's neighbors were not pleased with the color, and complained. After several complaints, Dan decided to paint the door brown. Dan was sad he could not keep his bold colored door." |
"Lola was playing in the snow all morning. Then her mom called her in to warm up. Lola hurried in for a cup of hot cocoa. When she drank it, she felt much warmer. Then she hurried back outside to play!" |
Tommy was excited about getting a new puppy. He had been asking his parents for weeks about a pet. After proving to his parents he was responsible enough for a pet. They took him to look at dogs. Tommy picked out a cute black and white puppy. |
"This week the Boston Red Sox play on the West Coast. The games end at around 1 AM because of the time difference. We go to bed at around 11PM. Last night I took my phone to bed to check on the game. I got up at 2 AM to find out the Red Sox had won, 3-2." |
"We lived in a condo in Brighton, MA for several years. Our car was parked in front of our window. We had an old Chevy Chevette. One night i saw a thief steal a car next to ours. The car was a new Audi." |
Tyler is riding his skateboard. He tries to impress his girlfriend with a trick. He attempts the trick. He falls flat his face. He breaks his Jaw trying a trick. |
The man got a flat. He stopped to change his tire. He had the tire removed. A car didn't see him there working. The car accidentally hit the man. |
"Peter was 16 and wanted to quit school. He wished he could work all day instead of sitting in class. But his parents said he had to stay in school. Later in life, Peter realized they had done the right thing. He thanked his parents for their smart decision." |
It was the end of the week. Susie was quite happy about that. She was happy to relax. She popped in a movie. Then she went to bed. |
"Dan loved watching Olympic Fencing. Dan learned of an American Muslim fencer vying for gold. In addition, Dan learned she would be making history at the Olympics. Dan learned the fencer would be the first to wear a hijab. Dan could not wait to see the history fencing match with her." |
Kate's new dog kept chewing up her shoes. Every pair she got he would destroy. She tried hiding them but the dog would keep looking. He would destroy everything in his search. Eventually Kate had to get rid of the dog. |
"Nancy saw an infomercial for an electric toothbrush. And she ordered it right away. But after months of using it, her gums began to deteriorate. She went to the dentist. But there was nothing that could be done." |
Kelley wanted to go away. She thought about going to Australia. She brought along some friends. On the plane ride there she met someone. They ended up getting together. |
"I had not had any sleep for 3 days due to being worried. I laid down on my bed and closed my eyes. I could see images of my problems flashing before my eyes. Since I could not fall asleep, I got up from bed. I sat at my desk and continued to worry." |
Stan loved his mom. Unfortunately he was always busy. He hadn't been able to talk to her in a while. He decided to call her immediately. Stan's mom was happy and excited. |
"Roy was talking to his mom on a cell phone. As he was talking, he drove through a tunnel. His cell phone lost reception. Roy's mom thought Roy had hung up on her. She was upset until Roy explained the situation." |
Kenny is a cook at a local Burger joint. Kenny's boss has been keeping his eye on him lately. Kenny has been slacking a bit lately. One day Kenny decides to mouth off to his boss. Kenny was fired for cursing in front of customers. |
Daniel was a hard working employee at his office. He had a few bad habits that would get him in trouble. One day he decided to play a prank on his boss. He spiked his coffee with laxatives. His boss found out and fired him on the spot. |
"Ron had a case of beer and needed to chill it quickly. He saw a tip online to wrap the beers in wet paper towels. That way, they'd chill quickly in the freezer. Ron doubted it, but he gave it a try anyways. To his surprise, the strange tip worked very well!" |
Tina never thought she was very attractive. Whenever she was out with friends she would dress down. While visiting a local mall with friends she was spotted by an agent. This agent turned out to be a recruiter for a modeling company. She is now working as a model for a major retail brand. |
Robert took his daughter and son to the dentist. His daughter Tara went first and was brave. John was next and started crying. The dentist tried to calm him down but John kept crying. Robert had to go into the room to help John calm down. |
I was late for work today. I had to rush to get ready. I drove really fast on the highway to save some time. I got pulled over. I got a hundred dollar speeding ticket. |
The girl put on a dress. It made her feel pretty. She showed off the dress to her friend. Her friend was jealous. Her friend asked her mom for a dress. |
I decided to buy some gold. I bought it yesterday. I needed another investment vehicle. It turned out well. It was also much safer. |
"Beth wanted to go to a party. Her mom said no. Beth climbed out her window and went anyway. After having a good time at the party, she came home to no computer. Also her parents put bars on her window." |
Tom was waiting in line for food. All of a sudden zany things started happening around him. Tom was rightfully amused. A person with a microphone came out and told Tom what was going on. He was on a hidden camera television show. |
"I had some pretty flowers in the backyard. I cut them and arranged them in a vase on my table. Later, I read on the internet that the flowers were poisonous. I quickly tossed the flowers into the trash. I mowed the lawn, hoping never to see the flowers again." |
I went on a first date with a girl last night. I had a great time and I'm confident that she did too. I wanted to call her right away this morning. I called her and she said she had a great time as well. We just planned another date for tomorrow night! |
"I met my wife in 1980. We went to dinner at Schroeder's, a German restaurant. Her family was insular and she had never been to a restaurant. She loved the experience. We go out to eat often, although Schroeder's is gone." |
Ted lived in a refugee camp. His family had a small water ration. Unfortunately it did not last long. Ted's family was forced to drink dirty water. Several of them got sick. |
Katelan was doing laundry for her family. While doing laundry she ran out of detergent. She sent her husband to go get some. Her husband brought her home some more detergent. Katelan was able to finish the laundry now. |
Josh was ready. It was the day of the big match. He had all his fencing gear on ready to go. He climbed up on the podium and faced his opponent. Josh won the match handily. |
There was a squirrel in an urban neighborhood. He would jump from tree to tree in search of nuts for the winter. He stumbled upon a large cache of nuts from another squirrel. He stole the nuts away and kept them for himself. That winter he did not have to worry about food. |
Tom had a lot of good ideas. He followed politics closely. He decided to run for a local office. Surprisingly Tom won a close election. He stayed in politics ever since. |
"Tom always went home for Christmas. It was a family tradition to spend it together. This year he had to work. He sent a card, pictures and gifts instead. It was a nice gesture but not the same." |
The boy ran through the sprinkler. His clothes got all wet. He went home to his mom. His mom was upset that his clothes were wet. She told him to only go in the sprinkler with swim trunks. |
Jake was set up on a blind date. His friends thought it would be a good match. The entire date was awkward. Jake didn't get along with her at all. He decided to not let his friends set him up anymore. |
Susan wanted to lose weight. She joined a new gym across from her home. Her 50th class reunion was approaching. She wanted to look great and healthy. On the day of her reunion she had lost the weight. |
The man put his groceries in a bag. He walked to the car. On the way to the car the bad broke. His groceries spilled on the ground. The man scrambled to gather his groceries. |
"Sean was a fishing novice. He dreamed of fishing during the peak of salmon season. In a fit of eagerness, Sean went to fish salmon at the peak of season. Sean caught a massive salmon but his catch attracted a bear. The bear attacked and Sean barely escaped his trip with his life." |
My first day of college didn't go so well. I waited outside my first class before starting. I was leaning against some glass displays. Then I knocked them over on accident. There was glass everywhere I was embarrassed. |
"Johnny hurt his nose in an accident. As a result, he couldn't smell very well. His roommate complained about a smell in the room. He looked around, trying to find the source. He was unsuccessful because of his injury." |
I was standing outside of my house. And I saw a man on a bicycle. He was going up and down the sidewalk. And he decided to go to my neighbor's porch. I was confused when I saw him carry away one of their garbage bags. |
I was driving around a neighborhood. I saw my friend outside his house. He had a large hose. Water was coming out if it. He was draining his pool. |
Tony found a free coupon for frozen pizza in the mail. So he went to a grocery store to redeem the coupon. The cashier had trouble with the coupon code. And everyone in line was held up for several minutes. Tony felt that the pizza wasn't really free. |
Kim's school had an app-designing contest. Whoever designed the most useful app or best game would win. Kim designed an app to help with homework. It gave tips and even set reminder alarms! Her creative app won first place in the contest! |
The first year I drove my friends and I who had decided to go to the beach. I was nervous taking my friends and I had to stop and get gas. After paying for the gas I put my wallet on the roof. We started on our way and then I realized I left it on the roof. After making a quick u turn I was happy to see it on the road. |
Shelly is always bossing her boyfriend around. One day she tells him he is dressed like a hobo. Her boyfriend takes offense to this and ends the relationship. Shelly apologizes but it's no use. Shelly's boyfriend moves on and finds someone better. |
Toni went to the soccer game. She was waiting for her mom to show up. Unfortunately her mom never did. Toni was waiting and waiting. She still never showed up. |
I was walking home. While walking i passed a homeless man. He asked for some money. I gave him 10 dollars. He gave me great advice that i will remember forever. |
The street was packed with people. A car wanted to drive down the street. The car honked at the people. The people did not move. The car found an alternative route. |
I loved to play baseball when I was younger and our team was good. We went all the way to the final game of the local competition. We were facing an undefeated travelling team and were nervous. The game stayed tied until the bottom of the 7th inning. I was on third and Rusty hit a single and I scored for the win. |
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