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"I was getting ready for my sister's wedding. I need to buy a tuxedo for the wedding. I went to my favorite store in the mall to shop for one. The tuxedos were expensive, but nice looking. I ended up buying a standard black tuxedo." |
Skip was feeling very lonely lately. He was a middle aged man without a lover. Skip decided to give the internet a shot. Skip met a nice young woman a few miles away. Skip had a nice time with the woman and plans to go out again. |
The school football game was last weekend. The team has been very good this year. They have won a lot of games. A lot of people showed up to watch. They won by a ton of points. |
Billy was an inch too short to ride the big roller coaster last year. This was his first trip to the park this summer. He stood up against the measuring stick with his fingers crossed. He was finally tall enough for the ride! He got on it four times that day. |
The man shaves his face. He cut his skin. He started to bleed. He stopped the bleeding with the tissue. He forgot that he had the tissue on his face. |
"Billy was swinging a toy sword around his house. While playing with the toy sword, he broke his mother's favorite vase. Billy's mom got home from work and asked about the vase. Billy blamed the broken vase on the family's dog. Billy felt so bad about his lie, he told his mom the truth." |
Jill decided to have a yard sale. She went through every room in her house collecting things for it. She borrowed some tables from a neighbor and placed the items on it. She bargained with some people but mostly stuck to her prices. She ended up making nearly 300 dollars from selling her own junk. |
Justin's cell phone was stolen. He had a tracking app on it. Justin checked to see where it was on a laptop. He was able to pinpoint it to his own house. Justin had merely lost his phone and felt silly. |
Jon was eight and loved worms. He begged his mom for a worm farm. His mom thought it was yucky and said no! But then Jon convinced her of the farm's educational potential. She conceded and bought Jon the worm farm after all! |
Tim borrowed his parent's car. He told them he was driving to the library. Instead he drove his friends around while drinking. Tim got into a car accident. His parents took away his driving privileges. |
"Trish worked at an ice cream parlor after school. Whenever she got a tip, she was required to sing a song to the tipper. Every time this happened, she felt embarrassed. One day, a cute boy gave her a tip. She blushed, and was nervous, but sang her heart out, anyway." |
"Today is the day, Cara is so excited to go car shopping. She goes to the dealership right away. Cara spends hours looking at cars, and finally finds the perfect one. She signs all the papers and makes the down payment. She is so happy when she drives her new car home." |
Susan was out swimming with friends. They were at a local river. All of a sudden a large gush of water surged through. One of Susan's friend's was washed away. Her body was later discovered. |
It was a very windy day. The weather was perfect for kite flying. Cal loosed his kite into the air and watched it soar. He ran across the field but soon felt a jolt in his string. The kite got stuck in a tree. |
Randy loves to shoot the basketball. He is very good from a long range. One day he challenged the new kids at school to a game. Randy beat them so badly their feelings were hurt. Randy couldn't be beaten on the court. |
Bart was riding his motorcycle. He wasn't wearing his helmet. Bart was pulled over by a police officer. He was given a ticket for not wearing his helmet. Bart began to always wear his helmet. |
Tom was walking to his car at night. He didn't notice a spider web in front of him. Tom freaked out as it touched his face. He screamed and jumped. Tom thought it was funny after the fact. |
"Michelle loved to work in the garden. It was a sunny day so she started digging in the soil. She planted a bunch of tomato plants and green beans. Summer rains helped the plants to grow. In the fall, Michelle gathered her food and ate it." |
Lee had a bad interview. It was so hard. She didn't know how to answer many questions. So she say they're clueless. She didn't want to deal with it again. |
Tom went to to store to get food. He didn't know the floor was just mopped. The person who mopped didn't put up a wet floor sign. Tom slipped and fell. I couldn't help laughing at him! |
There was a black out on a dark night. Kate needed to find a candle. But she found a flashlight instead. She opened it and realized it had no batteries. She was angry to realize she was right back where she started. |
The Johnsons prided themselves on their well-manicured lawn. Every day John Johnson tended to his lawn. The Clarks next door were tired of the noise so early in the morning. They decided to put glue on his lawnmower handle. John Johnson didn't go anywhere without his lawnmower the next day. |
Susie needed to work out. She hadn't worked out in a long time. So she went on the treadmill. She worked strenuously. Susie felt exhausted afterward. |
Sarah loved sandwiches. Only problem was she had few ingredients. She didn't know what to do. So she went to the grocery store. She then made pbj. |
Tim was at the water park with his family. His older brother convinced him to go on a slide. He told Tim it was short and fun. Tim found out it was long and scary. He didn't get on any more slides after that. |
Tina decided to drink some tea. She always loved drinking the tea. When she poured it however it dropped. It spilled all over the floor. Tina had to clean it up. |
"Eric referees high school football. Every Friday, there is a new game and a new experience. This Friday, the top two teams in the state are playing. Everyone is abuzz about the game. Eric can not wait to referee the game." |
Anna opened her lunch and was surprised. It was a cold winter day but her mom had only packed soup! But then she tried it and understood. The soup was thick and hearty - a true meal. Anna ate it all and was satisfied and very full! |
Caleb's family went strawberry picking. Everyone went out into the field with a basket to fill. Caleb ate one berry for every berry he placed in his basket. By the time his basket was full he had a terrible stomach ache. Caleb spent the rest of the day running in and out of the bathroom. |
I love to hike. I would hike every weekend. I decided to try a much longer hike. I hiked until I was injured. I ended up hiking for 500 miles. |
I decided to go jogging with Ted. We did a few laps and continued to run. His leg caught a cramp. I tried to help him stand but he wanted to stay on the ground. His leg continued to hurt for several minutes. |
Jazmin is driving her blue car home. While driving she sees a deer in the road. She hits the deer. She gets out of her car to check on it. The deer is dead and her car is totaled. |
"A large thunderstorm occurred near Brad's house. After several minutes, a huge lightning bolt struck a nearby tree. The tree fell down and crushed a power line. The electricity in Brad's house went out. Several workers came to fix the power line." |
"Matthew was scared of going to the dentist. When he finally went, the dentist found 3 cavities. The dentist told him he would have to come back to get them filled. He was very anxious while he waited for his next appointment. He vowed to do a better job of looking after his teeth in the future." |
"Jack and Jill were hungry one night. They decided to go to the cafe down the street. They went in and sat down and looked over the menu. They decided to split a pizza. The pizza was good and they went home, full and happy." |
Ella was a devoted student and always did her work. But one night she forgot her homework in her locker. The next morning she told her teacher what had happened. The teacher knew Ella was a good student and rarely erred. She let Ella have another day to turn in the homework. |
"Heather did not have a working cell phone to play Pokemon Go. One day she was watching YouTube videos on her laptop. She saw threw a video that you can play the game Pokemon Go online. Heather watched the video, learning what to do on the laptop. Now she can catch Pokemon without ever leaving her house." |
"Dan had to really use the bathroom before boarding his flight. While in the bathroom, Dan heard the call to board his flight. Dan grabbed his suitcase and rushed out the bathroom. As Dan made it to the gate, a passenger told Dan his zipper was down. Dan was embarrassed that he had forgotten to zip up his zipper." |
I wrote a silly skit for a block party. People showed different uses for a box. I used it as a pillow. The last person ripped it up. And he used the pieces as wings. |
Randy is having a hard time with his new girlfriend. Freda is always getting on his nerves and asking for money. Randy decides enough is enough. He calls Freda to tell her it's over. Freda cries on the phone but Randy is firm and ends it. |
Sam bought his son a birthday gift. It was an inflatable pool. Sam didn't have an air pump. He decided to inflate it by mouth. It took him a really long time to finish. |
Ralph is on his way to the mountains. He is excited for his 3 day camping trip. When he reaches the campground he sees a sign. The sign tells him they are closed. Ralph goes home disappointed. |
Dan had car problems. He checked under the hood to see what was wrong. After some tests he realized the carburetor was broken. Dan bought a replacement online. He swapped it out and was good to go. |
John was working one afternoon. It was hot outside. John began to sweat. So his friend brought him water to cool off. He then drank all the water. |
"Ben went on a cruise with his family. He had fun each day, and at every port. While on the way home, it was announced that someone on board was ill. The cruise ship doubled its speed to get back to shore. They made it in time, and Ben learned that the passenger was okay." |
Tom had a pet bird. Every time he opened the cage it would try to fly away. Tom never opened it anymore. One day the bird had flown away. It had learned how to open the door itself. |
"Jasmine wanted to try out for the roller hockey team, When she told her brother Sam, he just laughed. Sam thought girls weren't meant to play roller hockey. Jasmine tried out anyway. Later that year, she led her team to the roller hockey championships." |
"Emma was invited to play Bingo with her friends. It was a $25 entry fee but the prize was $1000! Emma felt sure she could win, so she paid the fee. But someone else ended up winning, and Emma was unhappy. She regretted spending $25 on such a silly thing." |
"My brother Aldo bought a new gaming console recently. He bought many interesting and fun games to play it with. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to go outside to play anymore. As a result, my parents forbid him to play during the weekdays. Those news made my brother very sad and upset." |
"Mitch was carrying a large box of books. He could not see where he was going. Accidentally, he stepped on a rock. Then he drop the box on his toe. Mitch could not believe he broke his toe." |
Sam had a nice girlfriend. He felt that he was always messing up. He tried to buy her flowers to make up for it. Unfortunately he got some she was allergic to. She thought it was an insult and broke up with him. |
I always wanted to learn karate. We spent a lot of time looking at different schools. My parents left the decision up to me. I chose the school that I liked the most. I have my first karate class on Thursday night. |
"James wanted to be a singer professionally. He knew he was good and everyone told him he was. He worked a full time job and did shows on the weekends. He kept pursuing his music career. Finally after 5 years, James got a record deal." |
"Gary owned a large vineyard, which grew grapes for wine. One season, Gary was unable to grow enough grapes for the demand. Gary had to get a small loan to make up for the losses. The next season, Gary grew twice the grapes he needed to. Gary sold these, and was able to pay off the debt." |
The boy got his allowance. He went to the store. He bought a cheap toy. The toy was not very fun. The boy was disappointed that he wasted his allowance. |
Janet was overweight. Her friends invited her to the pool. She really wanted to go. Unfortunately she was embarrassed of how'd she look. Janet declined their invitation. |
The man felt cold. He took a warm shower. He felt better in the shower. When he got out he felt cold again. He got back in the shower. |
I saw a huge bug in my room. I screamed as I ran down the hallway. I got a spoon to throw at the bug. I looked for it everywhere. I then saw that the bug had climbed out of the window. |
Bobby desperately wanted to find the most Easter Eggs this year. Whatever child found the most would win a huge chocolate bunny. When it was time he ran as fast as he could to the end of the field. All the other kids were splitting up the eggs near the starting line. He had twelve more eggs than any other child! |
Kari loved jewelry. She needed to get a bracelet. Thankfully she found one on sale. It was only thirty dollars. Kari was happy she got it cheaply. |
"I've always wanted a new pool. I've contacted a pool company and they gave me the build plans. The pool company arrived and started working on it. Finally they were finished making my pool after a week. The pool requires a lot of maintenance ,but was completely worth it." |
I made Celery Soup for a picnic. Everyone thought it was disgusting. This hurt my feelings a lot. I was crying in my car when I heard a knock. It was my friend saying that my celery stew made perfect bird feed. |
"John told his son it was quiet time before bed. His little boy, Tom, would not stay quiet. So John tried turning on a movie for him. Before long Tom was sound asleep. Now he won't sleep without the television being on." |
"Sherita inherited thousands of dollars from her grandmother. She decided to splurge it on clothes. It's been awhile since she's been able to buy something for herself. She went to the mall and visited all the department stores. When she left, she had a new wardrobe and no more money." |
I found a penny on the sidewalk while on my way to work. I remembered my Grandmother telling me that finding a penny was lucky. So I decided to pick up the penny and take it with me. I ended up having a great day at work and got a lot of tips. I guess my Grandmother was right. |
Sabrina is out on a date. On the date the guy tells her everything she wants to hear. She instantly falls in love with him. Months pass and they continue to date. They eventually get married and live happily ever after. |
"I went to a casino hoping to play slot machines. An old friend of my was at the casino. He invited to play blackjack. I didn't know how to play it. However, my friend guide me through it." |
Lucy was cooking dinner. She bought all the ingredients to make chicken and rice. She cooked the rice beforehand. She added the chicken to the mix. The dish turned out perfect. |
Lucy really wanted this new album. She begged for it every day. Finally her mom said yes. Lucy found it under the tree. She was so happy to get it. |
Ian went to the beach. There were a lot of jellyfish in the water. He was scared to go in the water. Ian stayed on the sand. He returned the next week when there were less jellyfish. |
"Maria lived in Miami on the beach. One summer, a hurricane headed toward Florida's coast. Maria and her family had to evacuate to a safer region. The hurricane made landfall and flooded Maria's house. Maria's family made repairs and moved back into their house." |
I had a neighbor when I was a kid. Her name was Morgan. I used her pool sometimes. They moved away. My family went to visit them. |
Darryl couldn't find his homework assignment. The teacher was collecting them today. She was gathering them three aisles over before he would be next. He searched frantically for it his inside desk. He noticed it had fallen on the floor and picked it up just in time. |
Judy thought taking an online class would be easy. But she struggled to keep up. Due dates were frequent and inflexible. And she had little self-motivation. Judy learned that online classes were harder than she thought. |
Tom was at the bar. He tried approaching an attractive girl. She made a face and turned him down. Tom checked his breath and noticed it was terrible. He chewed gum to try and mask it. |
Tom got a new pet cat. At first he was friendly. After a while it started acting more aggressive. Tom grew scared of it. Eventually he had to return it. |
Tyler is learning to drive. While pulling out of the driveway he hits something. He looks to see what he hit. He had hit the family dog. The family dog died. |
Kevin went to the computer. He searched online for CDs. Finally he found a decent pack of them. They were very cheap. He was shocked to find them that cheap. |
"Neil was grilling hot dogs. He had never used his new grill before. He hoped he was doing everything right! But when he tasted the hot dogs, he relaxed. They were juicy and very delicious!" |
"Kylee is having a bad day. First she slept through her alarm clock. Then she dropped a bottle of jelly on her big toe. Then she got a flat tire on her way to work. With all that happened, tomorrow has to be a better day." |
Tom went to his prom with friends. It was time for the last dance. Tom asked a girl he had a crush on if she would like to dance. She agreed to do so. Tom had a great ending to his prom. |
"Six year old Matthew liked going to neighborhood yard sales. One day he decided to have a yard sale of his own. He picked out some old toys he no longer played with. He put the toys on the lawn next to a big sign he had drawn. Several children stopped to look, but no one bought anything." |
Tom was at the bar. He got drunk and kept hitting on a girl. She had a boyfriend that didn't appreciate it. Tom didn't back off and got punched in the eye. He had a black eye for over a week. |
I dated a legally blind person in 1979. She had very little vision due to retinitis pigmentosa. We went to a restaurant and she ordered cherries jubilee. When the waiter lit the dessert she jumped from the table. The sudden light disturbed her. |
My family trained our dog to use a shock collar. We took it outside with a leash. We let the dog get shocked. The dog hears a beep. That means they are going too far. |
Karen moved to Florida after college. She wanted to live in a town that she could party at. She was young and single and enjoying life. Karen met a man that she fell in love with. They bought a home and started a family. |
Craig's Poodle gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. One puppy was much smaller than the others. It was so small that nobody expected it to survive. A woman bought the puppy and gave it special treatment. What was once an unhealthy runt is now a thriving dog. |
Allie got a gift. She got a gift from her sister. The gift was an aloe plant. She was happy to receive it. She send it everyday. |
Charles was attending a movie with a date. He met his date at the movie theatre. His date wanted to see a romance movie. Charles bought the tickets. They saw the romance movie. |
Mary noticed that her little boy was looking sad. When she asked him he wouldn't tell her the problem. Mary decided to set up a playdate for him. She called her friend Sue who has a child of the same age. Mary brought her little boy to play with Sue's kid. |
I went to the middle school dance. My friend Jennifer was dancing up front. I mostly stood around and talked to people. I danced with a girl named Tiffany. It was a slow dance. |
Donnie is riding his bike. He starts racing with one of his friends. Donnie pedals as fast as he can. As Donnie was about to win the race he fell off his bike. Donnie broke his arm racing his friend. |
"Kija has been researching methods of healthy eating. She finally settles on a meal replacement drink to start. She orders a crate of soylent and is excited when it arrives. Unfortunately, one swig of the drink makes her mouth itch and swell. Kija didn't know, but she's allergic to soy." |
"Ellie loved to look at the stars at night. On a clear night, she would bring her telescope on a high hill. She could all the astrological signs and point out a few planets. On this night, she peered through her telescope and saw a flash. It was a shooting star." |
Allie loved bracelets. She decided to make one. She then gave it to her friend. Her friend loved it. Then she made one for herself. |
Susie got a burn. She bought some aloe. Unfortunately it did not work. Susie was in a lot of pain. She didn't know what to do. |
I was playing baseball at school. I touched first base. I went right past second base. They said I was out. You have to touch all of the bases. |
Courtney had moved into an apartment by herself. It was her first night living alone. The electricity went out at her complex. Courtney got scared. She called a friend to see if she could spend the night. |
The boy climbed a tree. He got covered in sap. His mom was upset that he was all sticky. The boy tried to wash it off. The sap took a very long time to get off the boy. |
Tom bought a lottery ticket. He wound up winning a few thousand dollars. It was enough to inspire him to buy more tickets. He continued to buy tickets for the rest of his life. He never won again. |
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