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"Molly and Jeff were going to get married. Molly saw Jeff kissing another woman. Molly screamed and cursed at Jeff. Jeff tried to apologize, but Molly was furious. Molly called off the wedding." |
Mike was walking home from school. While walking he sees two people arguing. He can't take his eyes off the couple. They begin to push and fight. Then the man pulled out a gun and shot the woman and mike saw it all. |
"My friend's daughter went to college in Boston. In her sophomore year she told her mom she was a lesbian. Her mom, a Catholic, was very upset. After she graduated, she became heterosexual. My friend said it was a case of lesbian until graduation." |
We had a cookout this summer. We invited some neighbors to join us. We cooked hotdogs and hamburgers. A storm came up and we all had to go inside. We enjoyed our cookout anyway! |
My dog was out in the rain all day today. I forgot to bring him in from outside. When I brought him inside he smelled really bad. I had to bathe him immediately. I will never leave my dog out in the rain again. |
My cat was so funny today. She got a new toy from my mom. It was filled with catnip. She played with it for hours. It was a great present for her. |
Jane had two loads of clothes. One to give to goodwill and one to clean. Her boyfriend tried to help. Unfortunately he confused the two loads. He wound up giving her dirty clothes away. |
The fly landed on the wall. The man tried to hit it. The fly got away. The man woke up his son. His son got the fly. |
"Bill bought an antique store last week. He's working on getting it cleaned up to reopen. He really wants the oak counter top to get refinished. He has been sanding it down to remove scratches. Tomorrow, it will be ready to stain." |
Michael was very shy. He would only play by himself. One day I asked him to play with me. We have been friends ever since. Michael is my best friend. |
Tim was driving around. He got a flat tire. He had to pull over to change it. Luckily he had a spare and the right tools. He changed it in minutes and was on his way. |
Sam was flunking class. His uncle wanted to help. In frustration he tried to bribe the teacher. He was reminded why that was illegal and shot down. Sam's uncle apologized profusely. |
"I fell and hurt my back. Now it's difficult to walk. Sitting in this chair is getting painful. I want to go back to bed, but I won't. I'm going to go try to make dinner soon." |
Jane never paid attention. Her boyfriend asked her to get food. He told her what she wanted. She got everything wrong. Her boyfriend was annoyed. |
Tim was shaving before work. He kept getting cut. After a while he had several cuts. He figured the blade was old. Tim replaced the blade and shaved much better. |
"I hated math class more than anything. I couldn't understand how to do the problems. I took a practice test from the teacher's desk one day. I memorized the entire thing. On test day, I copied from memory and made an A." |
Kate and her friends had a suite at a hotel in Vegas. When they opened the door their jaws dropped. The room was decorated to look very expensive. Kate thought this was a place for a celebrity to stay. She felt like she was on an episode of MTV Cribs. |
"My son wanted a pumpkin carved to represent his condition. He has oral apraxia, so he has to use sign language. I helped him trace his hand in the love sign. We put it on the pumpkin and cut it out. Then we put a light inside to brighten the porch." |
Lucy envisioned the perfect wedding since she was six. So she was excited when Jason proposed. She booked the garden at an expensive hotel in the country. The weatherman predicted rain but Susan wasn't paying attention. It rained on her beautiful garden wedding. |
Susan sees a pretty girl around town. She is too afraid to talk to her. She decides to follow her around town. The girl notices that Susan is following her. Susan is slapped by a restraining order. |
Sam was in the middle of doing laundry. He all of a sudden lost his change. His clothes were in the washing machine. Sam had to go to the store to get more change. Luckily he made it back in time. |
"I enjoy swimming. I used to compete on a swim team, but I wasn't very fast. I often got white ribbons for third place. One time in my life, I won a first place ribbon! I was very happy about that!" |
"JILL PLANNED A VACATION FOR HER AND HER HUSBAND, JOHN. THEY LEFT FOR FLORIDA THE FOLLOWING DAY. AFTER ARRIVING, THEY REALIZED THE BEACH WAS CLOSED. THEY SPENT MOST OF THE VACATION INSIDE THEIR HOTEL. AFTER RETURNING HOME, JOHN TELLS JILL HE WILL PLAN THE NEXT VACATION." |
"I took a task that was very difficult. It took roughly 2 hours to complete it. Every time I tried to take a break, I had another task appear. I couldn't decide what to do. Eventually I chose to finish, and get paid." |
"My daughter's college roommate was rich. Her father had retired at forty five. He complained about the high cost of college. He applied for financial aid and was denied. I thought he was being very facetious, and thought less of him." |
My husband graduated in the 80s. He lost his yearbook from his senior year. I bought him a copy as a surprise for his birthday. He didn't seem to appreciate it much. I was frustrated that I spent so much money for nothing. |
Sam thought he was a Texan. He went to a bar with a mechanical bull. He figured it would be fun to show off. Sam got knocked off within a second. He walked off and pretended it didn't happen. |
Kate and her friends were going to a club in Las Vegas. They spent hours getting all dolled up. Kate wore her hair in a messy bun. Before she got to the club her hair fell apart. Kate took that as a sign it wasn't going to be a good night. |
The man checked the tires. He recommended replacements. The customer agreed without checking cost. The man installed replacements. The customer was shocked by the high price. |
Ken didn't know how to swim. He never learned as a kid. He decided to learn as an adult. He took classes at the local community center. Within a month Ken was a comfortable swimmer. |
"Barry's wife had just given birth to their daughter. Barry and his wife had not picked a name yet. However, after brainstorming, Barry and his wife picked Debby. Debby was the name of his wife's late mother. Barry and his wife were glad his daughter would have a honorable name." |
All of my friends are going out tonight. They invited me to go with them. I am feeling tired. I think I may stay in for the night. I let them know I would go next week instead. |
The fair was in town last week. They had set up right in the middle of town. They had a lot of fun rides. They served some really yummy food too. I had so much fun! |
Leonardo sold fake watches on the street. He made a few hundred dollars a day when business was good. One day Leonardo spotted a middle-aged man coming toward him. Leonardo began the sales pitch and showed him the watch. The middle-aged man smirked and revealed his police badge. |
Robin was a very famous actor. He had lots of people who loved and cherished him. One evening Robin decided to end his life. The news quickly spread throughout the whole world. The world was sad it lost one of the best actors ever. |
There was a big pothole near Bill's house. He had to swerve to avoid it all the time. He kept calling the city to fix it. Eventually someone returned his calls. It took three more months for it to be fixed. |
The Smiths were having a family dinner. After waiting for their meal they got the wrong one. The waitress was embarrassed and fixed the problem. She gave the Smiths free dessert to make up for it. The Smiths thanked her with a good tip. |
It was the first year Jane had dinner at her house. Everyone went over for Thanksgiving. She was nervous about the whole thing. Luckily everything went smoothly. Everyone complimented her for the food. |
Brett did not finish his homework after dinner. He had to finish it in the morning. His mom had to wake him up early. He was able to complete it in time to catch the bus. He went let that happen again. |
Randy has always liked playing basketball. His dream is to become an NBA player. He practices day and night to get better. He finally gets a tryout for a team. Randy has a poor performance and they do not sign him. |
"When I was little, I thought care bears were real. When someone made me angry, I gave them a care bear stare. They always thought I was just glaring at them. Little did they know the powers I thought I had. My glares never did anything to them, though." |
"Franny watched the Olympics on TV. She was so inspired by the athletes. She begged her parents to sign her up for ice skating lessons. When they did, she practiced hard, every time she had a chance. She dreams of being the fastest speed skater in the world." |
The florist opened up her greenhouse one morning. She turned on the lights. She found a window was broken. She called the glass repairman. The window was fixed. |
Kate wanted to go to her mom's house out of town for the summer. But she couldn't afford to miss 3 months of work. She thought her plan was dead. When she realized she could work from home. Kate was pleased she was able to come up with a great solution. |
"Lance placed a $500 deposit towards his classes. Throughout the semester, he also spent a lot of money on things. He bought food everyday and supplies. When she semester ended, he was broke. Since he couldn't afford his new classes, he took out a loan." |
"I bought my friend Bob a fancy chessboard for Christmas. It was a tournament sized board made of wood. I see Bob only over the Xmas days. When we visited, we found Bob had gone away for business. I was sad, as I wanted to play chess with Bob on the new board." |
"Lisa waited almost four hours for her father to arrive home. He had promised to be home by six that evening. The local news reported that a fire had broken out at his company. She worried that he might've been hurt in the fire. However, around eight-thirty that night, he called to say he was fine." |
The man put his clothes in storage. They were from when he was heavier. One day he gained the weight back. He took the clothes out of storage. He was glad that he had not thrown his fat clothes out. |
I ate margarine on my toast every morning. One day I spent the night at a hotel. The next morning there was real butter on my tray. I tried it for the first time. I decided then and there that real butter was much better. |
Jed was on his first date. He was very nervous. His date showed up to the restaurant. She was as nervous as Jed was. The two slowly relaxed and had a great time. |
John was a great basketball player. He often scored a lot of points and and had many assists. There were many scouts who observed him. John realized this and worked on his abilities even more. His abilities would lead him to be drafted onto an NBA team. |
Derek was excited to go hunting with his dad. This was his first time he was old enough to go. Derek and his dad spotted a young buck in the woods. Derek nervously went to shoot the buck. Derek hit him spot on and collected his first buck. |
Jane bought a new painting for the apartment. Her boyfriend didn't know about it. He hated the way it looked. They got into an argument over it. Jane eventually convinced him to keep it up. |
"Angela is taking care of her cat, Sprinkles. Sprinkles has a few ailments that have to be tended to. Sprinkles has been sick for months. Today, Angela thought that Sprinkles looked a little healthier. She is hoping for a big recovery." |
Brenda is a school teacher. She teaches Speech class at her school. Brenda has a long successful career as a speech teacher. One year she gets a letter telling her she has won an award. She is so happy to receive an award for all her years of teaching. |
Debora went to a roller rink. She had never been roller skating before. She was bad at staying on her feet and kept falling. On one of her falls she sprained her ankle. She swore she would never go roller skating again. |
Sabrina wants to win the lottery. She goes out and buys a bunch of lottery tickets. She goes home and watches the news. The news shows she did not win the jackpot. Sabrina had wasted all her money on lottery tickets. |
John's daughter had cancer. His daughter received chemotherapy but it was not enough. His daughter died. John was sad but realized he had to move on. John donated his salary to charity to look for a cancer solution. |
Larry loved gymnastics. He always wanted to go to the Olympics. One day he was training hard after school. He messed up and got seriously injured. Larry never got to go to the olympics. |
Jill was eating lunch at school. A girl looked at her ugly. Jill threw her pizza at her. The other girl threw food back. Eventually everyone got involved. |
My ninety eight year old friend Tim was having trouble sleeping. The doctor recommended a sleep study. They hooked Tim up and tried to observe him sleeping. He was unable to fall asleep easily. The test had no conclusive results. |
Chris is desperate for money. So he decides to sell his phone on craigslist. He meets with the person who wants to buy it in the park. At the park when they make the exchange Chris gets hit. The other person runs off with Chris's phone. |
Jake was having dinner with friends. He was really hungry and ordered too much food. He tried to eat it all rather than take it home. Jake wound up eating way too much. He made himself feel sick. |
Sam took forever deciding on a color to paint his bedroom. He finally picked his favorite. He spent all day painting it. Once done he didn't like the color anymore. Sam decided to change it again. |
The log floated on the river. A man tried to sit on it. It rolled over. The man tried to get back on it. The log kept spinning in the man's grip. |
"While her boyfriend was asleep, Anya slipped out. She went to the Starbucks to order his favorite drink. Anya also ordered breakfast sandwiches for the two of them. She returned to her boyfriend making breakfast. They laughed as they ate a huge breakfast." |
"Abby recently found the perfect house to buy. However, Abby's realtor discovered a issue after the home inspection. Abby discovered that the house had a cracked foundation. In addition, the cost would be over $50,000 to fix the house. Abby was heartbroken that she would not be purchasing the home." |
My Dad likes watermelon very much. He always wants my Mom to buy him watermelon. Good watermelons are hard to pick out. The last three watermelons my Mom has bought have been great! I think she has finally learned how to pick a good watermelon. |
"Anna was dared to try a sea scallop on a dare. She thought the scallop was gross. But she wanted to look cool, so she accepted. She bit a tiny piece off and chewed. The scallop, sadly, was just as yucky as she'd imagined!" |
Clark is driving his family home from the store. While driving a driver begins tailgating him. Soon enough the car eventually bumps into the back of Clark's car. Clark pulls stops his car and pulls over. He begins screaming at the car who hit him in a rage. |
Robert worked very hard to become a pro baseball player. He worked day and night to practice his skill. He finally gets a tryout with a team. He does very well in the try out. The team signs him to the team. |
Jill didn't like wasting water on grass. She decided to grow a garden instead. It spent less water and provided more. Unfortunately it was against the homeowner's association. Jill had to take out her garden. |
Kate was waking up to go to work. The TV in the living room was on the news. They were all showing the twin towers which had been hit by planes. Kate stood and began to cry. It was difficult to believe there was terrorism in the United States. |
"Derek was excited for the new soccer season to start. He had practiced every day. On the first day of the season, the coach revealed the new uniforms. They were an ugly purple and green color. Derek made a face." |
Karl was driving home from the bar. He got pulled over by a cop. He was nervous thinking he was in trouble. The cop told him his tail-light was broken. Karl promised to get it fixed. |
Nora went to the dentist this week. She was nervous they would find cavities because she had a toothache. Her fears were confirmed when they found two. The dentist told her she'd have to schedule follow up visits. She's getting fillings next Wednesday. |
The man pulled up his sock. He noticed that it was dirty. It replaced his socks. He left his old socks on the counter. His wife got angry when she found them. |
I saw a fountain in the mall that had money in it. I asked my mom why it had money. She told me people make a wish and throw money in. It is called a wishing well. I threw in a penny and made a wish. |
"Adam needed to buy milk from the store. He got into his car and headed to the store. Halfway there, he heard a funny noise and felt shaking in his car. Adam pulled over and realized he had a flat tire. Adam luckily had a spare in his trunk." |
Eric wanted to lose weight fast. So he began an intense exercise program. Everything was fine until one day he became very short of breath. He has asthma so he went to look for his asthma pump to use it. He didn't find it in time and ended up having a bad asthma attack. |
Sam wanted to steal candy. He was afraid of getting caught. At the last minute he got scared. He dropped the candy. Sam literally ran out the door and never returned. |
"Stephanie strolled down the city on her way to work. A homeless man sat on the sidewalk up ahead, holding a cup. Upon seeing him, Stephanie's heart filled with sympathy. She took out her wallet and gave the man a few dollars. The man smiled and nodded his head." |
Where I work we have big sewing machines. Some weigh over 70 pounds. I had to move one myself one day. I picked it up and carried it to the storage area. My boss told me never to do that alone again. |
Drew breaks his mother's ceramic doll. He sweeps the doll under the couch. His mother soon discovers what happened. Drew has to do work to replace the doll. Drew has learned not to hide things from his parents. |
"There was a girl I was best friends with but also had a crush on. I thought she was straight so I never made a move. She would change in front of me and I would blush. Years later, she revealed she had liked me at the time too. Now I always make a move on a crush." |
I arrived home yesterday and got a big surprise. My husband had thrown me a surprise party. All of my friends were at the party. I ate and talked and danced and had plenty of fun. It was the best birthday I've ever had. |
"Abby's birthday was coming up soon. Abby wanted nothing more than a new pair of earrings. Abby decided she was going to purchase some birthstone earrings. At the store, Abby fell in love with a pair of stud Opal earrings. Abby was pleased with her new Opal earrings she purchased." |
Jake's parents got him the birthday cake he wanted. They had them sign it to him. Once Jake opened the box he was amused. They had written the wrong thing. Jake still appreciated the gesture and ate it. |
The boy counted his fingers. He always had ten. He counted other people's fingers. One man only had nine. The man explained that he lost it in an accident. |
I took my friend to some off road trails. He managed to get stuck climbing up a ledge. I tried to push him off from above. I ended up running over the front of his grill and headlamp. His wife later wanted to know how we managed to do that kind of damage. |
When I was younger I had an older car. I had to drive my wife to a doctor out of town often. On tbe first trip i stopped half way to check the oil. The dip stick runs next to the hot exhaust. When I wiped it off it burned my fingers. |
"Before leaving school, I checked my phone and noticed 5 missed calls. They were all from my mom, so I gave her a call back. She was crying when she answered and told me to get home. I felt a huge amount of dread as I biked home. When I got home, I saw that it was a smoldering pile of ash." |
"Sandy fell off her bike. She scraped her leg open badly. The doctor had to give her eleven stitches! Afterward, Sandy's parents said she had been very brave. She had not cried at all!" |
Jane hated office birthday parties. She only liked eating the cake. She would always show up late just for that. Someone else noticed the trend. They made sure to get rid of all the cake early. |
"Craig woke up ready for his interview. He put on his best tie and drove to the office. His interviewer seemed charmed by Craig's answers. Before he left the office, Craig shook the interviewer's hand. He fully expects to hear back from them by next week." |
"Sawyer hated spaghetti. He thought it looked like worms. When he was visiting, his best friend's Mom made spaghetti. His best friend told his Mom about Sawyer's dislike. His Mom made Sawyer a hot dog instead." |
My sister was going to the Grand Canyon. She wanted to be in shape when she got there. She came to visit us and we hiked up Stone Mountain. She was exhausted when she got to the top. She decided she had better do some more hiking before her trip! |
Larry had an important essay due the next morning. He spent most of the night writing it. When he tried to print it out he wasn't able to. Larry's printer has stopped working. Larry had to print it at the library and turned it in late. |
It was a rainy day outside. Tom had to wear his raincoat and boots. When he got to school he took them off. The teacher laid them out to dry. Tom left his raincoat and boots at school. |
The sunlight came out early in the morning. Several birds started to chirp. I heard my neighbor yelling outside. He grabbed a gun and shot a bullet. The birds ran off. |
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