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I used to smoke when I was younger. No matter the weather I never smoked inside. One day I was lighting a cigarette as i walked out the door. I looked up and saw three federal agents standing next to me. It turned out they were looking for the previous tenant.
My niece recently got engaged. She is Chinese and her fiance is white. On Chinese New Year's Eve my brother cooked a Chinese meal. The fiance almost threw up after smelling the exotic dishes. My brother found this to be highly amusing.
Antonia is upset with her boyfriend. She tells him he doesn't make enough money. She tells him she will leave him if he doesn't make more. Jason goes out and gets a better Job. He makes Antonia happy for the rest of her life.
Carol's dog ran away. She put up posters and asked around the neighborhood. Nobody saw him. Carol almost gave up looking. Then one day someone called saying they found it.
Sasha was sleeping one night. She woke up and the bed was wet everywhere. She turned the light on to see what it was. Sasha learns she peed the bed. Sasha is embarrassed at herself and washes her sheets.
Buddy is the family dog. Buddy lives a happy life for a dog. He is fed and well taken care of. One evening Buddy gets to run outside. He runs out in front of a car and gets run over and dies.
Britt and Brandon have been married for 25 years. They love each other a lot. But they noticed that the spark in their marriage was gone. So they signed up for a therapeutic couples retreat. They learned a lot and successfully rekindled the spark.
Jake was out sailing. He noticed a storm coming in. He decided to head back to shore. It was right behind him the whole way. Jake just barely made it to safety.
Jane was excited for the weekend's concert. She planned to go with her crush. The day of the show she showed up early. Her date met her there and she had a great time. She likes the band and her crush more now.
"Karl woke up in a terrible mood. The first thing he did was spill coffee on his clean white shirt. He swore and screamed and punched his door. After that, he changed his shirt and left his house. He met his girlfriend at the beach and took his shirt off."
Jake normally drank beer. He thought wine would be easier to drink. He didn't realize how drunk it was getting him. Jake passed out without knowing it. The next day he had a bad hangover.
Tim wasn't very athletic. He thought that would change if he joined a sport. He tried out for several teams. He didn't make the cut for any of them. Tim decided to train on his own instead.
"Gary wanted to take his girlfriend on a date to a nice restaurant. Unfortunately, every place they stopped at was closed or too crowded. Gary got a new idea. They picked up sandwiches from a deli and had a picnic in the park. His girlfriend said it was one of the best dates ever."
"Yani has been working at her first job for a month. Since she's saved up some money, she decided to buy her mom something. She went online and found a jacket her mom has mentioned. A few days later, she surprised her mom with the gift. Her mom became emotional from the gesture."
Dan needed to get rid of things. He decided to have a garage sale. He was able to sell lots of things. He made a bit of money. Dan decided to have another yard sale next week.
My boss said there was a lot of work to be done. There had been a thunderstorm the night before. It knocked down a few trees. It did some other damage too. Now we are going to have to clean it all up.
Tim kept messing up at work. Today he insulted an important client. It wasn't on purpose but it wasn't the only incident. Tim knew he was going to be fired. He was let go at the end of the week.
Today is Halloween. Jack is so excited to go trick or treating tonight. He is going to dress up like a monster. The costume is real scary. He hopes to get a lot of candy.
Bruce is on vacation. He rents a beach house. He has such an amazing time he wonders if it's for sale. He calls the owner and asks if he can buy it. The owner sells Bruce the beach house.
"My girlfriend and I saw The Story of O in 1975. She was fascinated by the movie. We tried a few things in the movie. She really enjoyed it. I broke off the relationship, as it was getting too much for me."
Sam's family was poor. They couldn't afford an actual home. They decided to get a new trailer. Sam thought it was great and loved it. His parents were happy he was happy.
My daughter is off all summer long from school. I have no idea what I am going to do with her. I tried to plan a few adventures for us. We may visit the beach a lot also. I hope I can give her a fun summer.
Tony was a very successful young man. He was a fitness guru. Tony Struggled as a child to keep a slim figure. Tony decided he wanted to give back to a healthier lifestyle. Tony decided to buy a fat camp and teach kids how to lose weight.
Jamal had no way of paying rent. His job refused to give him an advance on his pay. He decided to get a payday loan. He was able to afford rent. Unfortunately he can't afford paying the loan back.
Jake loved swimming but hated crowds. He would always try to go to the pool at odd hours. He would go really early or late. Jake would swim back and forth tirelessly. Eventually he joined his high-school swim team.
The water flowed downhill. One summer the weather was very dry. The water stopped flowing near the top of the source. The farmers near the source kept all the water. The farmers farther away could not make enough food.
Ken was running for governor. He felt he had good ideas. Unfortunately nobody seemed to like him. He couldn't get his message across. Ken wound up losing an easy race.
One evening while coming home from a nice dinner with her husband. Lyndie sees a man on the street begging. She stops her car and rolls her window down. She proceeds to give the man a twenty dollar bill. The homeless man thanked Lyndie and she drove off.
"Abby was not having a good day at all. In fact, Abby was told by her mother she had breast cancer. Abby wanted to just crawl up in a hole and sulk for her mother. However, Abby's mother assured her that her cancer was treatable. Abby was still very sad at her mother's diagnosis."
Liz wanted to be more worldly. She decided to learn a new language. She did it online mostly. It was good enough for people to understand. Liz keeps working to make it better.
"I could never keep still very long. My dad said I was always fidgeting. One day he started calling me Fidget. The name stuck, and everyone called me Fidget. My name has been Fidget ever since."
Larry was camping one day. He ran into several plants with bright berries. Larry decided to pick as many as he could carry. When he got back someone told him they were poisonous. Larry had to throw them out.
Kim always dreamed of going to Australia. She entered a magazine sweepstakes to win her dream trip. She was so surprised when she got a letter informing her that she won! She chose Australia as her destination. She flew to Sydney 3 months later.
I used to be very bad at math. I had to use my fingers to add. I couldn't multiply at all. I spent a year learning my multiplication tables. Now my brain doesn't seem to mind math much at all!
The man opened the window. The fresh air blew in. The wife enjoyed the fresh air. She opened another window. Over time the air quality continued to improve.
Jake had always loved watching pro wrestling. He wanted to become one himself. He trained hard during his free time. He eventually made it to a small show. He was excited and put on a fun match.
Jane was finally getting married. She had been looking forward to it for months. She loved her husband and planned a big wedding. Everything went perfectly. Jane had an amazing time with unforgettable memories.
Phil had a dog. His dog loved to beg for food. Phil tried his hardest to train his dog not to beg. Eventually Phil taught his dog not to beg. Phil was super happy with his accomplishment.
"Kurt wanted to be a hockey star. His parents let him join a team when he was twelve. He played for a couple of years and got fairly good at it. In high school, he decided he wanted to be a musician. Now he takes band, instead."
The man opened the door. The delivery man was there. The man had not ordered anything. The delivery man checked the address. The delivery man had made a mistake.
There is a new Froyo store open in town. We are going to visit it tomorrow. They are having a grand opening then. They have a lot of discounts. It will be a fun day.
Janet hated her job. Her boss treated her badly and she didn't get paid enough. She had been looking for other work. When she finally got another job she quit. She told her boss what was on her mind and walked out.
"Abby recently graduated from high school and wanted a cook out. Abby invited her friends, and family from near and far. Abby's dad volunteered to man the grill at the event. However, Abby was shocked to see her grandmother had made it. Abby was filled with joy that she was enjoying her cook out."
"Jenny loved making costumes. She spent months making elaborate get ups. She joined every costume contest she could. She usually won first place. This year she got second, but was still happy."
Bobby is out playing football with his friends. While running for a score he falls down. He grabs his foot and is screaming in pain. His friends rush over to check on him. They call an ambulance and take Bobby to the hospital.
Jerry is walking home from school. When Jerry arrives home he sees a man in suit. He asks his parents who the man is. They tell Jerry he is a man from camp. Jerry listens to the man and agrees to go to camp.
"When 9-11 happened, I was at home. I had just gotten in my car to go to school. I started the engine and they were talking about it on the radio. Confused, I went back inside to see what was happening. I turned on the tv and watched the news all day."
A female mourning dove called night and day for a mate. On the 10th day a male dove came to call on the lady dove. They cooed back and forth for many minutes. She nibbled on his neck feathers. The doves became a couple after all.
Rick had a nice home down near the beach. Last summer the house caught on fire. It took forever to get the insurance stuff taken care of. But finally the house is done being rebuilt. Rick likes it even more than his old home.
Ronda has been dating Fred for 4 years of high school. Ronda thinks it's better if she's free for college. Ronda calls Fred and tells him the relationship is over. Ronda attends college without Fred. Ronda meets Fred after college and gets married.
Martin always loved magic. Martin grew up watching magician and wonder at what they could do. He decided to try and learn magic himself. He practice day and night until he was the best. Martin spent his life being a magician.
"Eddie and Martha pulled up to the daycare. It was their first time dropping off their daughter there. As they walked up to the building, Martha began to get emotional. She teared up and sniffled. Eddie rolled his eyes."
"Janet went out to eat with her friends. After looking at the menu, she ordered a club sandwich. When it arrived at the table, it was huge! She ate until she couldn't eat anymore, but there was still some left. She had to get a to go box."
Jane was at a party. Everyone was doing keg stands. She was convinced to do one as well. Jane tried but failed right away. Everyone congratulated her for at least trying.
"My autistic son refused to sleep in his own bed. He told me he needed to be covered better. I bought him a bunk bed hoping it would help. Instead, he saw a pop up tent that would zip around his bed. We put it on and he slept like a baby."
Kate and her friends were having breakfast in their Vegas suite. Kate let her friends talk her into getting room service. It was twice as expensive as she had expected. But her friends made it seem like she was overreacting. Kate was seeing red.
Ken is out bird watching with his friends. He sees a lot of different birds. While bird watching a very rare bird comes up beside him. Ken is awe struck by this. The bird flies away but Ken can't believe what he saw.
I bought a new drum set the other day. I have been playing them a lot for the past few days. All my neighbors have been complaining that it is too loud. They called the cops on me the other day. I'll have to be more careful when I play the drums now.
Our kids love going to the park. Their favorite thing to do is play on the swings. They always have mom and dad push them. Now they are learning to do it themselves. Pretty soon mom and dad won't have to help them.
Jen was at the county fair. She had been having lots of fun. She rode a couple of rides. She then tried her hand at a shooting game. She hit all the targets and won a prize.
Kyle was having some constipation problems. He told his Grandma and asked for some advice. She advised him to eat 15 prunes a day for two weeks. He misheard her and ate 50 prunes a day instead of 15. Kyle ended up having the opposite problem as it gave him diarrhea.
Jane left her apartment in a rush. When she got to the car she realized she forgot her keys. When she got back she noticed she locked the door. Jane had to crawl in through a window. She was able to retrieve her keys.
Lars has been out of work for months. He has tried every local place he can find. Nobody will hire him or give him an interview. One evening he gets a call from his friend Tony. Tony gives him a job as a camp counselor.
Dani and Dom were engaged to be married. Dani joined the marines and went off to boot camp. They would not be able to see each other for 3 months. Dom decided he no longer wanted to be engaged with Dani. So he mailed her a letter to let her know the engagement was off.
When I was a kid I had a yo-yo. I could never figure out how to use it right. My friend was very good at yo-yoing. He would always try to show me how to do it. I never did learn how to yo-yo like my friend.
"Maria decided to build a sand castle at the beach. She gathered together a shovel and a bucket. Maria spent two hours building a castle. Maria went to get her camera to take a picture. When she got back, her sand castle was washed away."
Jake loved card games. His favorite was Pokemon. Unfortunately nobody else wanted to play with him. He was forced to play the game alone. Eventually jake gave it up and moved on.
Skip is with his friends. Skips friends decide to go skinny dipping. They tell skip to jump in and join them. Skip is unsure and doesn't know what to do. Skip chickens out and leaves.
Craig is driving home from work one night. While pulling into his driveway he notices something on the ground. He gets out of his car and rushes over to see what it is. As he looks in horror he sees his Dog lying dead on the ground. Craig tears up as he realizes he has just lost a close friend.
Sam got home early from work one day. He noticed his neighbor was over. His wife was shocked and admitted to cheating. Sam was distraught. He kicked them both out and filed for a divorce.
"Braydin wanted to jump on the trampoline. I helped him climb on top of it. He started jumping around and giggling. He tripped and fell off the side. I thought he was hurt, but he stood up and walked away."
James was in a new town. He was trying to find his hotel room. He thought he was going the right direction. Unfortunately it was the wrong way. James took a long time getting there.
Larry was a small kid. He always got picked on. One day a bully picked him up and shook his change out. Larry had no money to eat lunch. Larry did not each lunch that day.
Jane was hiking with friends. They came upon a waterfall. Jane's friends all jumped in. Jane was a bit hesitant at first. Eventually she jumped in and had a lot of fun.
Liz was shaving for the beach. She accidentally cut herself. It was deeper than expected. Eventually Liz thought it was healed. When the salt water it she realized it wasn't.
Troy was on his lunch break. He only had a half hour to eat. Troy decided to grab a soda and bag of chips from the vending area. Troy ate his lunch quickly. He was still hungry afterward.
Tom didn't have any friends. He decided to make some. He took his basketball to the park. He asked a boy to play with him. They played basketball for 2 hours.
Jake took his girlfriend out to dinner. He gave his card to pay for it. The waiter returned claiming it was declined. Jake was embarrassed. He called his bank to have the problem resolved.
The cop pulled over the man. The man pulled out a gun. The cop took cover. The man shot at the cop. The cop was able to wait until he ran out of bullets.
Timmy was walking home from school. The neighbors got a new dog. It scared Timmy a lot. This day it jumped out of the fence and chased him. Timmy barely made it home.
The temperature was dropping. Opal decided to knit her granddaughter a new scarf. Her granddaughter was always excited to have something knit for her. Opal picked a light blue yarn. That was her favorite color.
My dad really enjoys going fishing. He could do it for hours and hours. I go sometimes but I get bored. Dad said I'll like it more when I get older. I don't think I will ever enjoy fishing like he does.
Tom took Suzy on a date. They went up to an overlook. It caught the sunset perfectly. They held hands as the sun went down. It made both want a second date.
"Natalie and Alan have been married for 30 years. She's been unhappy for at least 25 years but stayed for the children. She tried to tell Allan she wanted a divorce,but he refused to do so. Natalie was forced to stay in an unhappy marriage. They are going on 31 years married and she resents Allan very much."
Kate was at a Vegas casino with her friends. But she was having no luck at the tables or on the slots. Kate wanted to leave the casino. She tried to talk her friends into calling it quits. But the look in their eyes said they were absolutely not leaving.
Karl was a big football fan. For the big game he always had people over. He invited several friends and made tons of snacks. Everyone watched the game and had lots of fun. Karl made sure to let everyone know to come back next time.
The boy shot a basket. It bounced hard off the rim. It went into the street. His brother ran after it. He caught it in the street.
Sam asks his parents for a raise in his allowance. They tell him they can't. They tell him if he wants extra money he can take a job. Sam tells his parents he will do it. Sam takes a job as the new Paper boy.
"Abby arrived to work and saw a cake and a gift on her desk. Abby was excited for the cake, and opened her gift. Abby immediately started crying when she saw the necklace. Abby loved amethyst, and her coworkers got her an amethyst necklace. Abby personally hugged and thanked each coworker for the gift."
I worry about my daughter. I went to visit her. She was rocking her daughter the way her great grandma did to me. It touched my heart and I cried. I realized how much I loved her.
My husky has the zoomies. She keeps running from one room to the next. She is feeling very hyper. She is wagging her tail at me. She wants to play.
A new technique was discovered. It was shared in a journal. Other scientists were able to replicate it. The technique became widely used. It was named after the problem it solved.
"One night, I ran into an old friend at a rock concert. Hitting it off, we hung out together the rest of the night. At one point, we moved up to the mosh pit. I got pushed over and my skirt flew up, revealing my underwear. We ended up dating two years."
John found out his mail was stolen. He called the post office for help. They told him to file a claim. They also told him to ask neighbors if they had the package. They never found his package or the person who stole it.
The family went camping. They forgot the tent. It rained that night. They all had to sleep in the van. The van was too crowded for comfort.
Jake drove to the store. He put the e-brake and went in. When he went back out his car had rolled down the lot. Jake realized the emergency brake was broken. He had it replaced as soon as he could.
Ken wanted to mail his sweetheart a love letter. Ken spent days writing the perfect letter. He went to give it to the postman to put it in his sack. A few days later his letter came back. It had the message Return to sender written on it.
Ronnie is out camping. While out camping he sees something. He goes to look and see what it is. He sees a big black bear. Ronnie can't believe what he has seen.
Jane was working hard all day. She was backed up and had to skip lunch. She was too tired to stop by for food after she got out. Once home she was too tired to cook. Jane went to sleep hungry.
"When I was pregnant, I started craving peaches. One day, I ate a large fresh peach. The juice dribbled, and it was delicious. When I was done, my stomach started hurting. I was in pain for at least an hour."