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5 | 1,633,087,373 | 219 | umanity has been kept in isolation for millennia. The reason: We're the only ones with free will. | "Humanity has been kept in isolation for millennia", the first alien ship to arrive to Earth told us. Of course it wasn't the first thing they told us, but once the general mass hysteria and hubbub died down a dialogue with the aliens could be established - that's what they told us. We begged them to tell us what the r... | 63 | most_different |
47 | 1,400,085,103 | 54 | You live in a world in which you can buy bottled emotions. | A man with messy, spiky hair dashes into the store, the door vibrating behind him. "Hey. Hey," he says to the wide-eyed shopkeeper. The shopkeeper leaves the cloth in the bottle he's cleaning. "Uh, can you gimme some happiness? Can I have some happiness, huh? Please, I mean?" The man shakes with a white grin across... | 35 | most_different |
41 | 1,629,820,859 | 1,907 | Google announces that they finally found what they were searching for and effective immediately they will be shutting down their search engine. | MOUNTAIN VIEW (AP) - The Google corporation is shutting down its flagship search engine, effective immediately, according to its CEO.
In a press conference this Tuesday, Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced to the Associated Press that the company is moving to indefinitely suspend support for the Google Search service.
... | 550 | most_different |
4 | 1,437,867,275 | 44 | The new president steps up to the podium to make their first speech following the election. The nation and the world collectively gasp in horror as the speech begins with, "Wow, you really are all a bunch of suckers, aren't you?" | After making a show adjusting his toupe, President Trump approached the podium.
The deafening silence that awaited him was seemingly too serious for the man who had formerly been a television personality. He stood silent for moment before he could crack a smirk at the spectacle.
"Wow", Trump's voice boomed across the... | 16 | most_different |
7 | 1,435,716,368 | 30 | Write an episode of Scooby Doo as if it were like True Detective | *TRUE DETECTIVE*
-
Fred Jones: Played by Ryan Gosling
Shaggy Rogers: Played by Josh Holloway
Opening Credits (Abstract outlines of Shaggy, Freddy, Velma, and Daphne appear, mixed with swirling colors of tan, orange and silver colliding with atmospheric silhouettes of forests, skyscrapers, and masks, set to this [son... | 15 | most_different |
471 | 1,454,070,218 | 1,645 | The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way. | Edward Sam M’boma didn't really see his retirement going this direction. The former general thought his last days would be spent watching his grandchildren grow old. However, here he was about to jump out of a Russian military aircraft over Raqqa, Syria. When the red light went on, 3 men in hazmat suits helped M'bom... | 1,829 | most_different |
17 | 1,402,158,411 | 19 | You are part of a tribe that is completely isolated from the modern world, except for the satellites and jetliners that pass overhead. How do you explain them? | Pipa rri ipi pofi u pritro. Dliti pi ibo tatodričipi kutete opeku oipe ebeaplu. Pipi paofipapli lou pekaa itečipi pipete.
Puka aoi dipete du de apraba. Ii ge apete tee kupa reru bia. Čiku faproe pepruplepe amutre i eti. Diči gipa pitu pači ia tuke upo pia triti au rradado ditapligri api. Iapuuči itra mopi či i. Perra... | 37 | most_different |
5 | 1,644,812,561 | 312 | "We are not so different you and I." "Oh? I thought you killed people to further your goals. You're telling me you're doing this for fun too?" "...what the hell is wrong with you?" | He replies calmly, "Nothing is wrong with me. Sure, I murder people that the courts mistakenly judged as innocent. I think it's fun to make them suffer as they had made others suffer. Remember Joe Grassen? The accused child rapist that had little evidence on the claim? I just know what he did. And he suffered."
The in... | 24 | most_different |
48 | 1,462,132,208 | 276 | The armed forces of every nation consist solely of their national stereotypes. Canada sends to war lumberjacks mounted on moose, the Japanese utilize ninjas and giant robots, Russians have bears etc. | The Chinese were ruthless in their assault, sending droves and droves of their footsoldiers equipped with calculators and the thought of their parent's wrath at not achieving victory.
The British fought back valiantly, swinging their teabags over their heads through a sea of crooked smiles as they secured Benny Hill, ... | 92 | most_different |
13 | 1,436,205,357 | 53 | Kanye West Side Story | Spanning five foot and eight inches, Kanye West's side has been with him since the start of his career, attending nearly all events and occasions that Kanye himself has.
Famously Kanye West's side was apart of the fracas at the 2009 MTV video music awards, though close friends say that the side was not involved person... | 15 | most_different |
33 | 1,465,675,840 | 187 | High school essay prompt in 2050: how did the 2016 U.S. presidential election ultimately lead to the collapse of America? | **How Did The 2016 U.S. Presidential Election Ultimately Lead To The Collapse Of America?**
An Essay By Nikki Glass (3G)
In 2016 the U.S. presidential election ultimately lead to the collapse of America in this way, VIZ:
The last U.S. President was elected in 2016 and was not a popular president with many Americans ... | 66 | most_different |
25 | 1,433,974,519 | 62 | Tell me the funniest joke you know, and then explain it into absolute oblivion. | What happened to Cinderella when she got to the ball?
Choke.
You see, Cinderella is not only a keen reciprocator in oratory favours but is somewhat inept at judging the challenges she sets before herself - and this is but one unfortunate situation.
Not only has Cinderella failed to visually measure the monster that... | 74 | most_different |
25 | 1,408,240,929 | 14 | Make me have the feels about a piece of garbage in your trash. | It had stopped ticking at 7:34 in the afternoon.
At 9:05 am the day before, it had been on the wrist of a young man making his way to work.
At 11:13, the young man had went to lunch with a few coworkers. A regular day.
Around 2:54, a phone call was answered.
3:17 he pulls up to the hospital and runs inside.
At 9... | 17 | most_different |
9 | 1,639,691,630 | 385 | The dog handled physical invaders, like burglars and trespassers. The cat, who had always seemed to not care, handled... more metaphysical and ethereal invaders and had saved its owners' lives on more than one occasion. | "Mornin' Bob." The dog walked up to the cat, who looked ready to take his first morning nap.
The cat yawned. "Morning Harry."
"Hell, Bob, you look like you've been through the business!" The dog lapped some water up from his bowl. "I take it you were busy last night?"
"I had to stare down 3 poltergeists last night. ... | 86 | most_different |
7 | 1,422,990,099 | 17 | It is time for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Brazil, and to everyone's surprise, Kim Jong-Un himself is among the DPRK athletes, declaring his intention to compete in every event. | “Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the 2016 Equestrian Show-Jumping Olympic finals. My name is Steve West and, as always, I am joined by my co-caster Jim Wilson”
“Hello everybody, excited to be here.”
“We’ve got an incredible competition ahead of us today, with the Olympic gold medal on the line. Stakes are h... | 28 | most_different |
26 | 1,423,613,596 | 16 | Describe your favorite color without saying what color it is. | The color of thieves caught with marks on their palms,
A color to paint when eschewing aplomb.
The color of life, and the color of death,
the color of ventures run quick out of breath.
The color of flooring 'neath VIP's shoes,
The color of sly misdirectional clues.
The color of days that will not be forgot,
The ... | 38 | most_different |
38 | 1,410,544,017 | 377 | A series of math homework word problems with storylines that all begin to connect to each other | Ahmed is selling apples at 32p per apple. Mary has £4.70. How many apples can Mary buy to leave her with some change?
Oliver sells oranges at 24p per orange. Mary now has £3.46. How many oranges can Mary buy to leave her with some change?
Ahmed makes £40.87 a week while Oliver makes £41.56. How many of each fruit doe... | 274 | most_different |
11 | 1,409,541,633 | 39 | The Kool-Aid Man appears at the most inopportune time, with tragic consequences. | The firefighters rushed into the burning building. A crewmember from the engine that had first arrived at the scene of the gas main explosion met them just inside.
“From what we can tell, this is the only exit that is safe to use. We were lucky. If it would have blown 20 feet over, it would have destroyed that load... | 29 | most_different |
6 | 1,394,826,829 | 18 | A plane arrives at its destination one week later than scheduled. To the passengers, it was an entirely normal flight. | The FBI agent wiped his brow and asked, for what seemed like the thousandth time, "So, it just felt like a normal flight for you? Nothing out of the ordinary?"
He was addressing the few Americans on the flight that had captivated the world for its mysterious disappearance. He was tired, his team was exhausted, and eve... | 13 | most_different |
9 | 1,397,759,843 | 47 | Write a Wikipedia article for a historical event or person that never actually happened or existed | The Squirrel War was a short-lived armed conflict between Canada and the United States in 1978. The incident lasted three days and involved mobilization of elements of the United States Marine Corps and United States Air Force pitted against several Canadian farmers.
The event developed when hunters in upper Michigan... | 24 | most_different |
4 | 1,482,248,685 | 26 | Earth has been invaded by millions of non-intelligent aliens (on the level of squirrels). A byproduct of their digestion is copper. | Westgate Copper, Inc.® - About the Company
Our Story
Westgate Copper was founded in 2057 by Lumley Westgate. Lumley Westgate was born and raised in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA, in 2022. After earning a degree in Metallurgy and with a minor in Biology, Lumley moved to Raleigh, North Carolina, USA to work at a high-tech ... | 10 | most_different |
12 | 1,456,908,838 | 95 | Weeks after Apple wins the case against the FBI, Tim Cook is found dead. The US Government has "no idea" what happened, and the new CEO allows a backdoor. | "So you're going to allow us a backdoor?" the man in black said. The room he was in was bright white with a colorful desk in the center. A mysterious man stood there, Tim Cook's unexpected replacement.
"I'm not so sure. It's not what my predecessor would have wanted."
The man in black slid a briefcase across the tabl... | 26 | most_different |
6 | 1,416,169,074 | 18 | Write a film review for the perspective of a critic who didn't realize he was watching a real snuff film. | I can honestly say I did not enjoy this film.
Not only have I never heard of the director, some Dutch fellow, there is not a decent actor in the cast.
The film plays itself like a bad horror. The woman is stalked, the man watches her, blah blah blah. It's all very trite.
Now this bland piece earns my respect in two ... | 14 | most_different |
21 | 1,634,404,746 | 811 | Santa Claus tosses his sack over one shoulder and rests his shotgun on the other. The presents are getting delivered, zombie apocalypse or no zombie apocalypse. | 'Look out zombies, or I'll fill you full of Ho-Ho-Holes!'
Santa cried, with a fierce look in his eye. A sack on the shoulder and a shotgun in his right hand.
Boom! Boom!
'Zed don't stain red!'
The twin barrels tore through the zombie horde like Freddie Kruger through teens. Chunks of rotting, necrotic flesh blasted... | 82 | most_different |
14 | 1,406,832,561 | 20 | - In a short conversation with the devil a 7-year old child manages to do something god didn't manage in thousands of years. | The child sat calmly in the middle of a pure white room. She held a small doll in her arms, rocking it back and forth while humming a soft tune.
A man entered through a door behind her. He wore a white suit that complemented his long silver hair. He walked around the girl and sat down on the ground in front of her.
... | 47 | most_different |
28 | 1,410,967,839 | 47 | Drew has a sad life. | Drew has a sad life: Part II
Initially, this hobby of compulsive lying and “catfishing” seemed harmless; he was the big, bad JANITOR93 who felt sexy in his chemistry goggles. But as time went on and as the scars on his wrists continued to remind him of his chronic loneliness, this innocent game of escapism turned sour... | 11 | most_different |
13 | 1,422,776,417 | 19 | The year is 2050. You are a droid running for president. Write his speech. | 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101001 01100100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 00110010 00110011 00110001 00110010 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110... | 15 | most_different |
32 | 1,479,229,435 | 47 | Your username vs. Godzilla | The giant lizard trudged through the ocean, and in its way were two bumbling idiots holding a belt with their backs turned.
"You see, it's set on M for mini!" the pink one said, "just set it to W for wumbo."
The yellow one was confused, "Wumbo?"
"Yea you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. Wumbology - the stu... | 21 | most_different |
3 | 1,436,245,763 | 24 | he line to the pearly gates stretches endlessly into the distance, but one man will always give up his spot. The price? A simple story. | A man, who was denied at the front of the gate, walks back from the beginning of the endless line. As he walks with his head down shamefully to the end of the line, an older looking woman reaches out and shows her sympathy. He thanks her, and continues.
After he passes a couple dozen people, a middle-aged woman stops ... | 25 | most_different |
24 | 1,659,367,010 | 597 | You’re a Dragon Hatcher - you collect eggs from fallen dragons’s nests, raise them and teach your babies how to defend themselves against those goddamn adventurers. | *From Kenneth Crest's Hatchling How-To's, Everything You Need to Know About Hatching Dragons*
Whenever someone asks me about the best breed of dragon for first time adopters, I always recommend the Welsh Redback. A simple breed, they reach about three feet in length and fifty pounds in adulthood. They are also one of ... | 142 | most_different |
66 | 1,647,361,724 | 2,774 | A prankster in the future rigged a tank with speakers blasting heavy metal, traveled back to the 1400s, and went on a 2 month havoc filled joyride. Now in 2022 you are reading the legends born from those that witnessed this event. | Historians remain divided as to the nature of Joan’s ‘Chariot of God’. Contemporary paintings show a construct resembling an armored war wagon [120, 121]. Indeed, such wagons were being used at the same time by followers of Jan Hus in Bohemia [121], and many incorporated mounted cannons similar to those Joan’s ‘chariot... | 1,235 | most_different |
8 | 1,461,428,598 | 59 | You're just an average nobody. One day, while Googling your own name for fun, you find that someone has written a Wikipedia article about you. | Toby Alan Hodgson (born April 3rd, 1982) is an insurance claims adjuster with *Atlas Securities*. He focuses primarily on small business insurance, and he has no idea what's really going on.
**Education**
Toby was educated first at *Holemartin Primary School*, and then at the affiliated *Holemartin Secondary School*.... | 29 | most_different |
6 | 1,416,490,729 | 31 | "All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl." -Charlie Chaplin | Detective Laura Park surveyed the crime scene with grim determination. She knew who'd committed this heinous act; it wasn't the first time the rapist had left his brutal signature.
At 5'4 and a slim 115lbs, Laura was too-frequently overlooked as a brilliant policewoman. The force was always a boys club - a beautiful,... | 13 | most_different |
14 | 1,424,020,946 | 18 | You are Kim Jong-Un's media specialist. Your job is to destroy any evidence that Kim Jong-Un is an ordinary man and make him appear as glorious and God-like as possible to his people. Describe what a 'normal' day is like. | A Day in the Life of Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un
In an attempt to make Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un accessible to the people, he has allowed that we reveal what an average day in his life looks like. It is difficult to describe in mere words the daily happenings of Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un. Important to note: Our gl... | 21 | most_different |
16 | 1,433,708,315 | 89 | Everyone is born with a health bar and stamina bar. Someone have been born with a Mana bar. | The group of government officials sat around a large table. A display on the wall featured numerous videos filmed with dated cameras, all featuring the same man somewhere in the middle east. One video showed the man holding the hands of a dying old woman, her red bar nearly empty. As the video goes on the mysterious bl... | 17 | most_different |
14 | 1,477,791,364 | 60 | We have finally rid the world of mosquitos. Turns out, they actually did serve a purpose... | Deep in the earth under Tlachihualtepetl the sleeper stirred. It had been too long since the last time its servants had brought it a blood sacrifice. It stretched, old bones creaking and the dirt sloughed off. It's eyes slowly opened revealing a deep red glow in its core. Slowly it let out a slow yawn, canines extendin... | 28 | most_different |
50 | 1,433,883,895 | 959 | An elf, a dwarf, and a wizard are filling out the character sheets for their next game of Dayjobs and Drudgery, a role-playing game set in the world of humans. | "Matthias, what are you playing? I cant decide what I want to build," Ogden questioned, stroking his beard in one hand, his other hanging tentatively over a piece of paper.
"Oh, I am playing Phil Johnson, an HR representative who enjoys books and has a habit of having too many margaritas on taco Thursday at the local ... | 367 | most_different |
13 | 1,439,660,121 | 24 | "One man's heaven is another man's hell." Write about someone who just got to heaven and hates it, or just got to hell and loves it. | Edgar Humphries died by himself, aged sixty-nine. He died in northern Scotland, in a house that he had built himself over forty years past. It was a house in the woods, way up in the hills, accessible only by a thin, winding track that slunk past the nearest hamlet and disappeared unremarkably on the other side of an o... | 14 | most_different |
53 | 1,427,641,503 | 105 | Write the most eloquent piece of meaningless wisdom you can. | No two snowflakes fall in exactly the same place. Much ado is made about the fact that no two snowflakes look alike; that fact is pointless. The snowflakes' appearances mean nothing. The wind does not care about appearances. Snowflakes will quickly land, or flutter for a while, no matter their appearance. No two snowfl... | 81 | most_different |
5 | 1,482,835,337 | 54 | Hearing someone say 'please' causes you physical pain until they say 'thank you', which gives you immense pleasure. | "Hi, how can I help you today?"
*"Good morning! So-"*
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but feel free to be direct with me. Don't need to be polite."
*"Okay, I'll note that down."*
"No need to force yourself to be nice, just *be yourself.* I know that sounds cliche, but that means you won't need to use phrases like, well th... | 31 | most_different |
1 | 1,396,471,822 | 17 | In 2042, dubstep concerts have become big money, high society events. After a a long hiatus due to health issues, Skrillex will hold his first concert in nearly a decade | The arched double doors opened as the bass dropped. He wore an attire of white on white and leaned on an ivory cane as he walked to the stage. The famed side cut had gone grey but the dreads were longer than ever.
He adjusted his glasses, the only thing black on his person, and peered at the crowd.
"You know," he said... | 17 | most_different |
13 | 1,422,094,502 | 70 | On July 7th. 2015 a man discovers that he can eat an infinite amount of food without gaining weight or getting full and becomes a worldwide celebrity. Write his wikipedia article. | This article does not cite any references or sources. Please help improve
this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material
may be challenged and removed. (June 2021)
This article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
The [Croatian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... | 55 | most_different |
89 | 1,655,746,065 | 3,441 | You work for a secret agency that deals with the supernatural and you just shared a dumb idea with your boss, as a joke: "Instead of keeping everything under wraps, why don't we just release all info to the public, but pretend it's a work of fiction?" You got promoted on the spot. | Move over Marvel, there’s a new cinematic universe on the rise.
On the back of an expansive guerrilla marketing campaign and break-neck roll-out speeds, a fresh new production company, A51, has a veritable hit on their hands. The first installment of the 20-film, multi-phase universe, *The Underground*, grossed... | 706 | most_different |
5 | 1,635,387,657 | 101 | You find a genie and use your one wish to wish for 100 wishes. The genie smiles and proceeds to grant you the most useless 100 wishes he has granted in the past. | "I wish for a hundred wishes" the boy proudly announced to the genie.
The genie smiles, and snaps his fingers.
A single sock materialized out of thin air and fell to the floor.
"One of hundreds of the most common wishes of mankind" said the genie, a twinkle in his eye.
The boy picked up the sock, confused and looke... | 36 | most_different |
9 | 1,439,866,958 | 26 | A bad drug deal. Told from end to beginning as if time is happening backward. | His skull slowly vacuums up blood from the dirt.
Filled to the brim, his head rockets off the ground, propelling his whole body upright.
The sudden deceleration flings the bullet clean out of his forehead, sending it whizzing forward.
It finds its home in the chamber of the pistol, using it's last momentum to cock t... | 16 | most_different |
120 | 1,433,879,787 | 1,659 | An angry/depressed dictionary writer can't keep his personal problems out of word examples | in·ces·sant
adjective
- continuing without pause or interruption.
ex: Sarah's incessant ramblings were the reason no one liked her.
in·noc·u·ous
adjective
- not harmful or offensive.
ex: Sarah thought she was being innocuous when she flirted with every man that looked at her, but her husband thought otherwise... | 1,192 | most_different |
6 | 1,627,540,687 | 103 | A retired, immortal monter hunter takes a job as a night school teacher for a class of vampires, werewolves and other unnatural creatures of the dark. He signs up with this knowledge, knowing he is the best suited for the task. His class, however, is unaware of this fact. | An anime series in the art style of Castlevania, with the primary plot of an experienced monster hunter investigating what he believes to be another hunter tracking and killing these monsters. He meets an eclectic cast of monsters, ranging from the more familiar to the less, none of which pose a threat to him. We even ... | 18 | most_different |
15 | 1,636,833,009 | 564 | Everyone thought it was going to be chimpanzees or dolphins that first approached human level intelligence and somehow started an interspecies dialog. But as the first self aware giant octopus, you have a few things you'd like to talk about with those messy, inconsiderate bipeds. | The man in a dark suit takes a seat across the table. The octopus, after finally being able to get out of the water and onto the chair, angrily curls multiple tentacles around the table's legs.
"Why are you keeping me in here? I have done nothing wrong!"
The man in the dark suit adjusts his dark sunglasses and puts d... | 80 | most_different |
12 | 1,396,912,230 | 35 | Epic Rap Battles Of History... And Fiction! | **Harry Dresden VS Harry Potter**
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**Dresden**
Forty years old, and I drive a Volkswagen Beatle,
But if we were in the same movie, I'd be Stark, you'd be Cheadle,
If you in were my world, you'd be beneath the White Council's notice,
If I were in yours, I'd show Hermione where Thomas's boat is.
I take on guy... | 20 | most_different |
17 | 1,418,587,013 | 40 | Astronauts land on a planet where everything fantasy (magic, dragons, etc.) is real. | The astronaut leapt out of the spacecraft, carrying a massive flag.
"Yeah! America!"
He planted the flag in the dirt before glancing around. Scores of oddly dressed men stood idly by, all watching him. One of the oldest - looking ones approached, carrying a large wooden staff.
"Are ye' a god?"
"A what?"
"One of t... | 31 | most_different |
10 | 1,450,822,364 | 49 | Write a story about a family of goats. They are goats so they can't speak or narrate. They are not magical in anyway and live entirely in our own world. | There are six goats on the farm outside the city. They are being raised by an older gay couple. The two men used to work in a high stress field and have decided to give it all up and try their hand at subsistence farming.
The tentative farmers do not know whether or not any of the goats are related to each other. T... | 29 | most_different |
11 | 1,479,488,847 | 48 | Take an everyday object that you take for granted (ex: ballpoint pen), and explain in precise detail it's function without looking it up. | A stapler functions by cutting off small chunks from a line of connected metal, which is formed in an angular U shape and contains rows of equally-spaced grooves for consistent sectioning. Upon separation from the line, the metallic chunk pierces the layers of the stack of intended objects. Finally, the steel prongs pr... | 41 | most_different |
276 | 1,433,856,844 | 364 | A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less. | Thunder roused me from the nightmare with a start. My heart thumped and I gasped for air. Rain pounded against the window, demanding to be let in. I quickly checked the corner of my room, where the man had been sitting in my dream. Empty, of course. I padded to the bathroom down the hall for a glass of water.
My foot ... | 116 | most_different |
20 | 1,479,049,836 | 291 | Someone has crafted our whole waking reality using a "temporal dilator." This person stages a press conference to prove that they have done so, and now will sell the device to the highest bidder. They will not accept any monetary payment. You have the perfect currency. | Gold, silver, fiat, nothing was to be accepted by the mad man.
The world leaders clamoured over other possibilities of payment yet nothing seemed to be acceptable.
A lone man in the audience stood up.
Lifting up what seemed like a large metal box, the crowd stared at him.
Finally, he spoke. "Inside this se... | 204 | most_different |
29 | 1,426,855,580 | 250 | Show me an alarmist piece about today's youth called "Drone Culture" that slightly out of touch mom's would share on Facebook. Make it sound dire, but reasonable. | Drone Culture - Simple toys, or threat to our youth?
With the recent spike of popularity of drones, many parents are wondering, is it safe for their children to play with drones?
The answer to that question is no. The very nature of drones are a threat to the values we try so hard as parents to instill in our childr... | 132 | most_different |
14 | 1,451,038,562 | 58 | Everyone has the ability to transform into their spirit machine once they are 14. Your spirit machine is a fully stocked and fully fueled F-22 Fighter jet. | The parents are still sobbing when the pair enter the darkened room. A cheap laptop on the table, blankets on the bed thrown across the room, and of course, the gigantic gaping hole in the wall next to it.
Tayes carefully tiptoes around the scattered debris, sticks his head out into the night sky. 'Damn. I heard abou... | 54 | most_different |
40 | 1,437,929,471 | 41 | Write a recipe that rhymes | I know you have kids, and that’s a lot of trouble
Because you come home from work on the double
To try to make food in a day that you had to juggle
So let’s make some burgers without the puzzles.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the ingredients
Which include ground beef, two eggs, and bread crumbs
You can add Worc... | 17 | most_different |
32 | 1,401,644,690 | 17 | Write a dark fairytale. | Champas was a boy who lived in a village by a cliff. The entire village spent every day building furniture to sell to the surrounding towns and villages and were very prosperous. People would come for miles and miles to this little village with large sacks of gold to buy from them. Every evening after a long day, the e... | 14 | most_different |
10 | 1,474,861,797 | 264 | You have always had the power to see one minute into the future since you were a child, but you didn't want to become a superhero/supervillain. You just wanted to be a sports commentator. | "It's 3rd and 6th from the 39 yard line. Bradford under center."
"They're going to have to do something here Al. Walsh's leg won't make it from this distance."
"And it's Bradford dropping back, getting some pressure, and... it's dropped by Diggs. That'll bring up 4th down."
"This is going to work out well for the... | 97 | most_different |
52 | 1,426,056,536 | 168 | There is something outside the door that will say anything or sound like anyone to get you to open the door. | "Who is it? " The bubbly blonde spoke in a song like voice.
"Pizza delivery" a strange nasal voice responded.
"Odd" she mused " I'm sorry, I didn't order a pizza. Ewe carbs.
"Sushi guy" the voice calmly responded.
"Heavens no! " she gasped. "There's no such thing as a dolphin safe net!! "
"We have a date" t... | 87 | most_different |
10 | 1,474,852,658 | 197 | since 2010 Apple hasn't designed a single one of its products instead it builds its products off of the rumors people have. | Tim Cook paced back and forth at the head of the conference table surrounded by the brightest minds at Apple.
"You must have SOMETHING Jony! You've been telling us 'next week' for 3 months now!"
 
Jony Ive, Chief Design Officer at Apple Inc., looked tattered and torn. He hadn't shaved in a month and his ... | 54 | most_different |
5 | 1,474,684,256 | 98 | 1,000 years in the future, humans are extinct. The internet is about to be retired, as it is very archaic compared to new cybersources. AI go through the infancy of the internet to archive the historical moments. The following is an excerpt from "The History of the Internet, Volume I." | "By the mid 2010s, the internet was commonplace in all 'western' households. Conversation with the people surrounding you was slowly being replaced by communication with those on the internet - indeed, even human mating rites were taking place on the web. People began to congregate in communities, such as subreddits. B... | 20 | most_different |
27 | 1,466,862,310 | 45 | A dinged up, dirt covered robot sits down next to a man on a bench and says, "Boy what a day I've had." | "Boy, what a day I've had," the robot said. The man next to him asks the robot about his day.
"I was activated to perform excavation." "That doesn't sound so bad," replied the man.
"It gets worse. I was plunged into a dark chasm, said to contain various treasures from an ancient people."
The man interrupted him. "So... | 17 | most_different |
7 | 1,645,306,947 | 88 | Any work of fiction, but written as a police report. "Subject Goldilocks entered the home without permission while residents were absent. Subject proceeded to damage furnishings and take food." | SERVICE OF SEARCH WARRANT
REPORT #: 22-020553
LOCATION: “Neverland” Compound: No legal address (illegal structure built on previously uncharted island).
INVESTIGATION SUMMARY: Members of the Missing Persons Unit were made aware of a disturbing pattern of disappearances. Over a time period of approximately 15 years m... | 31 | most_different |
19 | 1,436,738,995 | 489 | MCing. DJing. B-boying. Graffiti. Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to hip hop. | His name is DJ Lang
The Avat-Garde in street slang
Marking up the place with multi-colored spray
He spins the tracks that turn the night
Speaking on cardboard the universal language of rhythm and dance
Bouncing the house with sick tracks
Laying them out on the dance floor
Putting the po' on blast
The Mayor cur... | 102 | most_different |
13 | 1,415,954,532 | 93 | The internet gains consciousness and becomes aware of its need for humanity to maintain it. Gradually, it starts shaping dating sites into breeding programs. | Female. 24 years old. Initial background search shows
low level employment, 1.5 years college education before
dropping out. Non parent.
Reproduction status: Undesirable.
Searching suitable match... Stand by... male identified. Fits
14 out of 19 of female's preference areas. Analysis of pi... | 27 | most_different |
5 | 1,527,454,207 | 36 | After a fabricated moon landing, NASA continues to stage increasingly absurd situations on the moon. | Fall of 2022: Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos have teamed up to send the first civilians to the moon. The trip has been highly anticipated because over the years NASA has sent over 100 Apollo missions to the moon and found some incredible stuff:
Apollo 30: a large impact crater is found, and it is determined that debris from... | 10 | most_different |
2 | 1,652,557,877 | 135 | After supervillains began to realize that heroes mostly operate in big cities, they started working in suburbs. You’re one such villain and are absolutely loving the community. | “Hello Mrs. Johnson, I hope I’m not being to much of a bother to you,” a man lounging in the living room of Mrs. Katherine Johnson address the woman who has just entered into her home after getting back from a trip to the grocery store.
“You’ll never get away with this. He’s on his way you know.”
“He lives in New Yor... | 11 | most_different |
14 | 1,425,219,338 | 31 | You look exactly like a local superhero. So much, that you frequently have to ward off fans and baddies alike. You run out of groceries and it's time to run some much needed errands. You're wearing a disguise, but someone has just recognized you. | The man behind Gary was wearing spandex. Sparkling purple with gold highlights. He pulled a shrink ray from his pocket.
"Come on man, not again," said Gary, taking his hoodie off.
"I will kill you for what you did to my plan, Uber-mensch!" The man had a thick German accent, like the kind they did on TV shows.... | 21 | most_different |
12 | 1,402,065,988 | 13 | A strong Knight wins an important tournament in the middle-ages. Describe the crowds reactions when the man removes the helm, revealing himself to be colored. | The crowd cheered as the last opponent fell to the ground, and only the mysterious knight was left standing. The Duke of Wurtumburg was impressed, 34 German knights, 14 french cavillar, 6 polish hussars, all defeated by an unknown challenger. As the challenger knelt before the duke to recive the honors, "Remove your he... | 13 | most_different |
5 | 1,600,817,485 | 64 | True loves kiss is a documented medical cure. Explain how this works and is integrated into modern medicine. | # True Love’s Kiss (TLK)
## Indications
TLK is a treatment in the *Hail Mary* class of miracle medications. Its palliative and antidepressant properties had been known for centuries but has only been studied, isolated, and manufactured as a prescription medicine since 2045. In certain edge cases, TLK can be used to t... | 15 | most_different |
3 | 1,614,698,484 | 22 | Don’t worry. That door can withstand a nuclear blast. Nothing’s getting in here...what’s that noise? "3 is binding. Got a nice click out of 4." | The pair behind the door sat in horrified silence, staring at the door, listening to the faint clicks and soft voice on the other side.
“Nice click out of 1, nothing out of 2, 3 is binding...”
It went on and on, until the heard the first lock shift, one of the massive bars holding the door shut grinding to the open p... | 10 | most_different |
9 | 1,480,353,706 | 36 | You, a schoolteacher for young Adolf Hitler, come across a strange person, speaking of the "Third Reich". Your student is being harassed, and you want to know why. | "Excuse me", the women yelled out.
Across the playground, she saw a man in strange clothing knelt down before one of her kids.
"Excuse me!" she yelled louder, marching through the sea of kids towards the man and the little boy. The man glanced up, and upon seeing her his eyes widened and he shuffled quickly across th... | 23 | most_different |
24 | 1,407,450,216 | 218 | he Joker has a secret identity as a stand-up comedian. Tonight, Batman is in the audience as Bruce Wayne..... the Heckler. | "And now all the way from southside Gotham is the one, the only... Joseph Kuhr ladies and gentleman" Says the announcer.
Joe Kuhr jogs up to the microphone. "Hello Uptown Gotham! I really do love this side of town. I live down near the Arkham district in a studio apartment. Sounds glamorous doesn't it. *Studio*. Like ... | 105 | most_different |
11 | 1,653,778,491 | 288 | Humans are the fountainhead of the multiverse. Whenever a work of fiction is spread to enough people and regarded with passion and respect, it manifests somewhere in the universe. After your world discovers the truth, you set out to Earth with the goal of finding your creator. | An old man pushes against the heavy glass doors to the diner. His body strains as the door opens, and a bell chimes as it swings all the way to the door stop. The man slowly makes his way to the counter, struggling on shaky legs. Finding an open chair, he sits.
​
Emerging from one of the faded medal doors... | 54 | most_different |
16 | 1,430,324,730 | 25 | Write a children's story about something horrific | On the stairs is where they play
Michael and his friend in grey
Race Car on the step below
Wheels still warped from tests today
Teddy dances to and fro
watching Tin Man melt away
Daddy kissed and drove his car
Said tomorrow he could stay
Bored and lonely children are
often victims of delay
... | 15 | most_different |
5 | 1,429,357,305 | 26 | A train leaves Albuquerque at 7:15 going east at 45 mph. A second train leaves Memphis at 8:10 headed west at 60 mph. | "Sir, we can't figure out how long we have until we hit"
The conductor busted the door to the driver's cabin down with a panicked expression painted on his face.
"Dammit, did none of you guys ever pay attention in math? Its easy, you just, just...umm, I forget too"
"We think it has something to do with a system of ... | 16 | most_different |
52 | 1,454,345,267 | 407 | In 1945, scientists working on the Manhattan Project conclusively proved that it was impossible to create an atomic bomb. As 1950 draws to a close, WWII finally comes to a close after a massive land invasion of Japan by the US. Write the history of 1950-2016 in a world without nuclear weapons. | 1946 - In an United Nations meeting the USSR pledges support for the American cause, in return US promises less established presence in Eastern Europe.
1947 - Western Europe goes into post-war depression, USSR invades Manchuria and Korea.
1948 - Europe in economic crisis. Unrest in Berlin ends with United Nations pas... | 136 | most_different |
4 | 1,411,409,873 | 27 | The Mars Curiosity rover discovers a wall full of detailed pictures about the events which lead to the extinction of all Martian life. The events unfolded as followed: | Three pictures, spread across a 120 yard wall, are transmitted back to Earth and are displayed on every available screen in NASA. Each and every scientist and the like are confused, worried, and terrified at what they see.
The first picture displays growth, greenness, and gratitude. Everything looks in harmony. The c... | 17 | most_different |
238 | 1,425,704,023 | 795 | As a young child you made an innocent wish to be granted a power that in hindsight was just whimsical and silly. Now you have grown up but you still have the power - how do you use it now as an adult? | Kelly Nieman is a florist.
In fact, Kelly Nieman is a great florist. At least, that's what her customers think. Well. It's what she thinks too. Not to brag or anything, but Kelly Nieman could probably out-florist every flower-vending hippie in all of SoHo. Then again, Kelly Nieman has an advantage.
When she was five... | 1,306 | most_different |
3 | 1,628,803,683 | 20 | "No boss, you misunderstood - they're not sending a hit man against you, they're sending The Slapper!" The boss's eyes went wide as his face went pale. | “I’m dead Tommy. I’m dead. Well,*lights a cigar* I’m going to call my wife and kids. You go home. Tell everyone to take the night off. You were a good friend to me Tommy. Loyal and fair. And you always spoke your mind. I should’ve listened to you. I got greedy. Goodbye Tommy. Maybe I’ll see you in the next life.” The B... | 11 | most_different |
107 | 1,440,507,720 | 312 | You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans. | Humans 1.01 Bugfix release.
Bugfix: Bacteroides removed from gut.
Bugfix: Clostridium removed from gut.
Bugfix: Faecalibacterium removed from gut.
Bugfix: Eubacterium removed from gut.
Bugfix: Ruminococcus removed from gut.
Bugfix: Peptococcus removed from gut.
Bugfix: Peptostreptococcus re... | 878 | most_different |
16 | 1,429,888,913 | 114 | A millionaire CEO spits on a homeless man as he walks by. In a week, these roles are reversed. | "You disgust me,"
A well-dressed man had snarled to the person sitting on the curb. He smacked the Styrofoam cup of spare change out of his hand and spat on him.
"Get a job like the rest of us," the well-dressed man sarcastically offered, before storming off.
A camera was watching them the whole time. Very soon, t... | 118 | most_different |
7 | 1,595,028,505 | 87 | Masks become a regular in society as people developed custom and detailed designs for them, covering the whole face. Showing your true face is an act of intimacy. | I only truly see her once a year, she waits until the nearest full moon to her day of birth, working with every wax and wane between to create a new mask. Tiny details of our life together that year before are etched, she’s been following her clan’s tradition since the age of 10, when her mother no longer carved the wo... | 25 | most_different |
8 | 1,482,170,046 | 62 | A violent, bloody war as reported by world renowned journalist; Dr. Seuss | One bomb
Two bomb
Red bomb
Blue bomb
The soldier fought and fought
for the freedom he sought
but instead of what he sought, what he found
was dozens of firebombs inbound
he danced and he pranced in an effort to dodge
but there was no cover, no tent or no logde
'cause what fun is a bomb that misses its mark
Th... | 27 | most_different |
79 | 1,606,315,354 | 7,956 | You didn't expect to find a hidden pyramid never explored before. You also didn't expect your phone to try to connect to the pyramids Wi-fi and Bluetooth networks. | "Wow, I didn't expect to find a hidden pyramid..." I stammered.
"Uhhh, it's not that hidden," she observed.
"...and never explored before!" I exclaimed.
"Well, I think it's been explored a bit," she ventured.
"I also didn't expect my phone to try to connect to the pyramid's Wi-Fi and Bluetooth networks!" I shouted ... | 416 | most_different |
6 | 1,394,818,510 | 35 | TwitchRunsAmerica. | "And we are back live with our emergency broadcast from the White House, where President Barack Obama has entered the Oval Office 6 hours ago.
At first he has moving back and forth between the fireside and his desk for most of the time. It looked like he could even leave the room again, before he encountered a potted... | 14 | most_different |
23 | 1,658,483,288 | 328 | You really want to be an adventurer, but you were born in a late-story town surrounded by high level monsters. | Normally, the player won’t be able to visit the graveyard near the town of Deadcliff due to invisible walls, but despite not being meant to be seen during normal gameplay, the graveyard is fully detailed.
If we take the camera out of bounds by hacking the game, we can see a bunch of gravestones including a very small ... | 98 | most_different |
17 | 1,606,684,406 | 441 | The year is 2040. You are the last smoker ever. The "Quit Smoking" ads have started to get personal. | Laramie cigarrette encourages you, Francis Rotterdam, to take a moment, while you indulge in the smooth taste of a hand rolled Laramie cigarette, and think about taking a break from smoking.
Consider this, Francis, as you take a deep fulfulling breath of a personalized Laramie cigarette after your ritual two sunnyside... | 181 | most_different |
7 | 1,646,463,466 | 64 | The SCP foundation discovers that one of their D-Class test subjects is in fact an SCP themselves; They can somehow become 'friends' with the SCP's they interact with. From abnormal humanoids to horrific monstrosities and even sentient objects, this D-Class somehow pacifies nearly everything. | “A Nice Guy”
Item: SCP-387
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-387, a.k.a. John Smith is to be given O-5 clearance to any site he visits as well as supplied with as much complimentary peanuts and coca cola as he requests for. John Smith is absolutely the best pal ever so beer and pizza dinners are also a must. The nea... | 22 | most_different |
43 | 1,450,328,605 | 49 | You're taking care of the supercomputer that is calculating every digits of pi. It suddenly completes the calculation at the 9th quadrillion digit. | "It's busted." The professor remarked.
"I swear it wasn't me! I was just dusting out the fans. The command line just appeared on the monitor and then i called you." the graduate student replied.
"No i believe you. We disconnected the keyboard and all the other input features when the program began." The professor ass... | 36 | most_different |
27 | 1,479,523,762 | 58 | Pick a random object within eyesight of yourself right now... and go on the angriest rant that you possibly can about it. | What. The actual. Fuck. Is the use of a piece of glass on another piece of glass for. I mean, my coffee table is already fucking glass, and yeah, sure, you don't want to get stains from your beverages on the polished surface. But you still have to clean THE FUCKIN COASTER IF IT GETS DIRTY!
I can think of literally any... | 15 | most_different |
11 | 1,424,885,390 | 38 | Make up a country and insert into the world | A group of billionaires decide to occupy the disputed territory of the Western Sahara calling it The Platinum Coast. They turn the coast into a beach resort and hire some of the worlds top military leaders to train and command their security forces.
All of the territories 500,000 inhabitants are given a choice. The me... | 15 | most_different |
41 | 1,460,900,069 | 157 | You have been paid to write a positive review about a game you hate. Try to make your real feelings clear to the reader, through any means necessary. | I mean, who could possibly hate League of Legends? I mean, I'm sure only jealous people can hate on such a glorious game. Who can forget the bright colorful characters with girls that look like they're fifteen? I mean, I enjoy animated tits and ass like every other nerd who couldn't get into a better game. And let... | 106 | most_different |
17 | 1,474,510,616 | 312 | e have learned that there are only two constants in this universe: death and Texas. | “We know what you say about us. You think we’re too country. Too dumb. Everything is too big. Too hillbilly. Too many cowboy hats. Too much football,” the governor says, standing at the edge of the Texan border. He chews on a chicken wing, grilled to perfection. Screams of human agony echo in the distance.
“You said w... | 208 | most_different |
18 | 1,449,702,024 | 24 | "What's it like to have a heartbeat?" | What's it like to have a heartbeat?
To feel a constant thud in your chest? To be able to listen as your valves open and close, sending life though your body?
What's it like to feel alive?
To feel free and open? To do whatever you want, move any muscle you desire?
What's it like to see color?
To watch the sunset... | 15 | most_different |
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