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"Feast of All Saints?" Where...? When...?<br /><	1	"Feast of All Saints?" Where...? When...?<br /><br />We have a good example of how much a director can control what you think. In this film, we learn nothing new. It never seems to surprise us.<br /><br />This is a disaster! It's very much like any other "romantic comedy," with a girl and a man in a relationship. They ...	"Feast of All Saints?" Where...? When...?<br /><br />Why would anyone want to go see this crap? If you want to see a movie that's bad and that's not worth going to, then this is the movie for you. The bad parts are over exaggerated, the action is not worth mentioning, the story is dumb and the ending sucks. The most an...
The story and the show were good, but it was really depressing and I	1	The story and the show were good, but it was really depressing and I couldn't find any redeeming features or anything. The episode about the kids was great and was very well directed, but it was the first episode to have a bad ending. There was one thing that was OK, and that was the end. If you don't want to spend the...	The story and the show were good, but it was really depressing and I could not keep in my mind that this was actually a TV show. Even though I wasn't a fan of the show, I wasn't an actual fan of the stories. <br /><br />The worst thing I thought was the whole relationship and the whole friendship between this girl and ...
There's so little here of the fantastic Anne Rice book that what IS here	1	There's so little here of the fantastic Anne Rice book that what IS here is very good: lots of action, a decent action sequence, and it has some clever ideas that were also present in the book. The characters all feel well-written, the dialogue is good (in one particular scene you can just see Rice's acting in a nutshe...	There's so little here of the fantastic Anne Rice book that what IS here is a complete waste of time, effort and energy. There is a huge pile of useless stuff here, like some kind of silly "jokes" about something, like "wearing the hood of the car that you drive", and "a special gift" from her to an old friend. <br /><...
A slick romanticizing of the sexual exploitation of NewOrleans black women by	1	A slick romanticizing of the sexual exploitation of NewOrleans black women by white males, with white women playing the victim and the victim of the exploitation, a female victimizer and a rapist, and a black woman played with stereotypical African-American stereotypes. It has the potential to be good and could be, wit...	A slick romanticizing of the sexual exploitation of NewOrleans black women by New York City society, this darkly humorous satire is highly unlikely for any movie-goer to be taken too seriously.<br /><br />A lot of comedy is lost by the fact that the main characters never seem to seem too concerned with the actual topic...
College students, who are clearing out a condemned dormitory, are stalked	1	College students, who are clearing out a condemned dormitory, are stalked by a maniac. In a desperate effort to hide, some of the students start trying to make some kind of connection with the ghosts of their dead classmates. However, the ghosts get more and more active, and begin to turn the students into flesh-eating...	College students, who are clearing out a condemned dormitory, are stalked by the ghost of an old lady who has seen what lurks in the halls. The girl is called back, and she becomes the girlfriend of the madman, who has been hired by the dormitory manager to rid it of its evil influence. She uses the spirit's powers on ...
Daphne Zuniga is the only light that shines in this sleepy	1	Daphne Zuniga is the only light that shines in this sleepy film and that's because of her perfectly coiffured and impeccably cast character. When she is off set for the filming she works so hard that she can almost look like she has gone out of her mind, and it is in this movie that she shows that this is one of the mo...	Daphne Zuniga is the only light that shines in this sleepy, incoherent mess. It's the best thing about this movie. The two cast members were great. However, the writer and director must have gotten sucked into the "bad girl" part of their project. At least there are a few moments of humour and interest.<br /><br />I wo...
Over Christmas break, a group of college friends stay behind to help prepare the	1	Over Christmas break, a group of college friends stay behind to help prepare the family for their upcoming trip to the West Coast. On the way, they encounter a bunch of biker-style guys on an RV. The four friends eventually manage to get their lives together, with a great reunion and a lot of laughs along the way. A lo...	Over Christmas break, a group of college friends stay behind to help prepare the local Christmas tree for the school's re-opening. They all know about the secret of the old Christmas tree, and what the secret has been hidden within for centuries.<br /><br />This Christmas, the young woman who is leading the group has s...
I'm not looking for quality; I'm just trying to get through the	1	I'm not looking for quality; I'm just trying to get through the whole series as fast as possible. But I still consider it to be a superb, superb show. Don't get me wrong, it's not really the high budget that annoys me, nor is the lack of a plot per se. More often than not, the shows focuses on the interactions that the...	I'm not looking for quality; I'm just trying to get through the film so that the director can have some laughs. (I hope I'm one of the people who finds one with the actor in the film, the same actor who appears in the film "Giant in the Heart" as a very similar character.) Anyway, this is a pretty good film, although i...
Probably one of the most boriest slasher movies ever, badly acted	1	Probably one of the most boriest slasher movies ever, badly acted, poorly acted and the plot is a total joke, especially considering that the title "Slasher" is actually more of a generic term for a bunch of slasher/revenge movies. The movie revolves around a man who kills women with a machete (which he's using when he...	Probably one of the most boriest slasher movies ever, badly acted, unintentionally funny and really bad. The plot is just about the only thing you can call coherent and there are some really bad jokes. The only redeeming feature about this movie is the music. The original score for the original title track was by a guy...
An uninteresting addition to the stalk 'n slash cycle which dominated the horror	1	An uninteresting addition to the stalk 'n slash cycle which dominated the horror/sci-fi genre from the late 1970's/early 80's onwards. The casting and production value is mediocre. The story is nothing more than a way to hide the movie's faults in the face of more interesting action sequences, but I was never a fan of ...	An uninteresting addition to the stalk 'n slash cycle which dominated the horror genre between the late seventies and early eighties. A rather bland story set against a background of British history, featuring a gang of friends who come to the local graveyard for fun.<br /><br />It's all very depressing and even the ac...
The two things are are good about this film are it's two unknown celebrities	1	The two things are are good about this film are it's two unknown celebrities. The story is great. They both have a great look. My favorite moment is when the actor is talking about how the cast is so young. Also, the characters have so much passion. They're young enough to be adults and are very talented actors. The su...	The two things are are good about this film are it's two unknown celebrities and it's the great plot. The first scene is so good I have to watch the whole thing twice.<br /><br />I think this is the best part of the movie.<br /><br />I think the acting was good, especially on the show people who made them was really go...
Eh, not a particular good slasher flick. So-so acting,	1	Eh, not a particular good slasher flick. So-so acting, so-so plot. There's no real horror, just stupid action, stupid dialogue, and some stupid character clichés.<br /><br />Seriously, the whole movie is about one thing and one thing only. But if you watch the film a couple of times, you'll find something about one par...	Eh, not a particular good slasher flick. So-so acting, terrible photography, bland characters, and a completely uninteresting plot. All in all, this is a total waste of time. <br /><br />At the end of the movie, one of the most boring moments of the movie came when the two guys who were supposedly in charge of protecti...
I heard so much about this movie how it was a great slasher and	1	I heard so much about this movie how it was a great slasher and how it is the best on MTV. Not true. I felt that this movie was much like the first one with the big difference in this time which is that you have the movie in your mind and you have a character in this movie. The movie is very simple and the movie just f...	I heard so much about this movie how it was a great slasher and how everything in it was completely unrealistic. I was ready to be in the movie but it wasn't to be. I would say that it was a really bad movie but they changed it's core premise to something different. The original slasher was really something, but not in...
It's the early 80s. There's a group of suspiciously old	1	It's the early 80s. There's a group of suspiciously old school actors with strange looking hair that take a trip to New York to work on a stage play. When they get back, they are introduced to the eccentric Dr. Ego. In a strange and magical adventure, they encounter a mysterious man who is a living embodiment of the ev...	It's the early 80s. There's a group of suspiciously old white guys hanging around on the side of a country road (the kind of place you might see your mother living in). They're drinking, talking, and making jokes.<br /><br />One of them looks like he'd make a great love interest. They begin to smoke dope, talk about dr...
((NB: Spoiler warning, such as it is!))<br /	1	((NB: Spoiler warning, such as it is!))<br /><br />This is another of those that I find quite disappointing. I do see things that are good, and it does have some nice sets in it. However, the storyline is not what it used to be. There is no longer any romantic interest to be taken in.<br /><br />This is a very well-don...	((NB: Spoiler warning, such as it is!))<br /><br />Not much to say here, it's just an awful episode of Star Wars.<br /><br />I'm surprised that we had an episode this long about a super-villain who is the good guy, but then again, maybe it's just some weird sci-fi thing.<br /><br />The plot is just awful, it has no sto...
One of a multitude of slashers that appeared in the early eighties	1	One of a multitude of slashers that appeared in the early eighties, this was a low budget film made with a handful of actors, and with a few of the studio's special effects thrown in. Not an all-out slasher flick, but it has the same kind of atmosphere and a big laugh as those before it. The film revolves around a bunc...	One of a multitude of slashers that appeared in the early eighties, this movie is all about the gang, the violence, and all the drugs. You will never watch a bad slasher movie and if you watch any other slasher flick (or movie that is basically slasher) you will see it and be impressed. What this movie does do is portr...
This one probably does not fit in the bottom of the barrel of mediocre Sl	1	This one probably does not fit in the bottom of the barrel of mediocre Slum Dog films, but then again it is all about "social injustice" and "slum culture". Unfortunately, the director, Peter S. Bergman, uses the same script from the original that he used for his equally underrated "Merry-go-round" (in fact, both are a...	This one probably does not fit in the bottom of the barrel of mediocre Slasher Films but that is beside the point. The killer of a young woman's is one that has been done before, and the victims have been murdered because they were simply unlucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This one is just plain...
If you've ever seen an eighties slasher, there isn't much	1	If you've ever seen an eighties slasher, there isn't much a child won't love. With a cast of stars, producers and writers including Jeff Goldblum, Ed Banger, Christopher Lee, Robert Englund and Tim Burton, and some of the most memorable characters in horror history such as Michael Myers and the Three Stooges. Now, with...	If you've ever seen an eighties slasher, there isn't much to compare it to. A bunch of weirdos start to go around murdering people in various ways, while you get to watch some creepy girls play around and try to kill you. Pretty much a straight slasher flick except the only creepy part is the police department and one ...
What the........... is this? This must, without a doubt, be	1	What the........... is this? This must, without a doubt, be one of the most incoherent shows I've ever seen. The premise is stupid. There's a killer dog. How come this is such an obvious plot point. <br /><br />Seriously, the people I saw had no idea what the show was all about and that is the thing of it. It's like a ...	What the........... is this? This must, without a doubt, be the worst movie i have ever been in my entire life.<br /><br />All I can say is "What is this movie going on?!" You can even see the original title for the title here.<br /><br />Just like the original film, but this one was way better. I don't even know what ...
I've always liked Fred MacMurray, andalthough her career was	1	I've always liked Fred MacMurray, andalthough her career was fairly limited,I have seen nothing like this in her films. I was disappointed and somewhat disappointed in this movie because as soon as I opened the door, I found it difficult to find my shoes. The interior was dark, and the lighting was a bit too dim for ...	I've always liked Fred MacMurray, andalthough her career was less impressive,she has one of the most attractive voicesof anyone in any filmto me. In fact, the whole of cinema has not made her a classic voice but rather some great voice actors like Margaret Sullavan, the original voice of the title character in, La...
I am a big fan of Fred MacMurray and Carole Lombard.	1	I am a big fan of Fred MacMurray and Carole Lombard. They are perfect characters and I have never been an Arnie fan. They are so fun as they are, so unlike any Arnie fan. This movie is about a woman trying to find a man by her own. He is an archer and she is a woman. The archer has always been an avid archer. Arnie doe...	I am a big fan of Fred MacMurray and Carole Lombard. They really capture the spirit of each other perfectly. For anyone that sees this movie first, you won't find any other actors (although in a good way). This film is very much a family movie. It's hard to know that this movie isn't just a family movie. You see family...
In what would be his first screenplay, based on his own short story "	1	In what would be his first screenplay, based on his own short story "The Invisible Man". (This, in turn, was based on the short story by William F. Buckley.) The story is about a woman (played by the great Susan Hayward) who travels through a time barrier and finds herself trapped in a hospital for the insane with litt...	In what would be his first screenplay, based on his own short story "The Little Ones", with the addition of his second story, "The Man Who Fell to Earth", and a fourth story, "Shooting the Sun", with the same original cast of actors, he has a story with a different ending.<br /><br />Now, as a storyteller, in his first...
My wife and I thought that with this cast and director, the movie would	1	My wife and I thought that with this cast and director, the movie would probably make it. We were right. The first 20 minutes were great, the only bad part was when the director cuts away, it's too short to make up for it. The movie keeps a good pacing, although the movie was kind of a dumpy mess. You feel kind of like...	My wife and I thought that with this cast and director, the movie would have been great. We saw some of the cast in other films as well, so I thought that this would be the movie to watch. It was a surprise. We have never been very critical of the cast and director, so that makes me a bit surprised to be giving this a ...
Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? Good grief! Know what	1	Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? Good grief! Know what a horror film is like. Horror? Yes. Romance? No. And then there's the comedy part. Just not the kind of joke that was the point of the original film. We're looking at the original film here, so that's good. But I can't believe that these people could watch t...	Couldn't believe it! Clipped sentences? Good grief! Know what a classic, a film like "The Wizard of Oz" and "The Matrix" can do - they let one man have so much to do! <br /><br />The screenplay is so simple - you know, "the little things" such as the characters, their names, and the situations. I mean, it goes without ...
Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as a typist and is missing	1	Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as a typist and is missing the first day back from a "full" job. Her manager is also away from the office, which is only a week or so away. She has been promoted by the boss to the position of "housekeeper" and she is forced to help out with her "new" neighbors at the new home for the local c...	Lulu (Louise Brooks) works as a typist and is missing an evening when the employer is in trouble, so she gets a job at the brothel and starts making out with the patrons of the place. Then, they try to get her back for not having sex with them. It is fun, fun, fun. I was surprised that this is not rated as "the best" o...
Please Note: I see from the various posts that there was an original silent	1	Please Note: I see from the various posts that there was an original silent film here on video, so it is up to you as a viewer to decide if this is part of the "master tape" or some other "lost treasure" (in this case a VHS tape). The film (1930's) is not of great interest in terms of its artistic value, but if you're ...	Please Note: I see from the various posts that there was an original silent-film style set-up in mind when making this one, and that's a bit disappointing to me. A few of the actors were of course pre-1920s types, and that sort of period drama could be made cheaply in the days of large studios and the era-dense world o...
This review may contain some SPOILERS.<br /><br />Just	1	This review may contain some SPOILERS.<br /><br />Just got it for my wife (who loves video games) and she absolutely loved it, and I, a huge gamer, absolutely loved it. We had a great time with it, just because of the characters. But I'm not even sure if this movie's character would be considered "interesting" to anyon...	This review may contain some SPOILERS.<br /><br />Just think of how many Hollywood films have had a very short running time and budget, and not to forget the "spoiler" message! You'll notice the very famous "no spoilers" message here as well.<br /><br />What would happen if we were to start from the beginning and add t...
I finally caught up to "Starlight" last night on television and all	1	I finally caught up to "Starlight" last night on television and all I could think was: This must be the worst movie I've ever seen. I mean, it's not even a film with a great cast. This is a completely inept attempt at a western. The movie has a script, which I guess a western should have and a director who must have th...	I finally caught up to "Starlight" last night on television and all I could say is: What a disappointment. <br /><br />The story of a young woman who takes off to America to get to the "most beautiful places". We're treated to a lot of Hollywood-esque nonsense. Why, I haven't even seen the movie. It never even makes it...
This has an interesting, albeit somewhat fanciful sci-fi plot, but	1	This has an interesting, albeit somewhat fanciful sci-fi plot, but doesn't focus on the actual story. The film is fairly good in some sequences and terrible in others. In particular the second half of the movie takes place in a world of giant robots but in a film that has a pretty low budget and few sets. It's nice to ...	This has an interesting, albeit somewhat fanciful sci-fi plot, but with a heavy SciFi influence, which means the story is largely made up of a bunch of characters and events that we don't need to watch all the way through. This is also one of those rare movies that can make you laugh. The story isn't too bad, but it's ...
All I can really say is that I'm glad that I was knitting socks	1	All I can really say is that I'm glad that I was knitting socks before watching this. So sad that I wasted my time with this, even though I do appreciate the music.<br /><br />I like the dancing sequence because it adds an interesting new layer of detail that was never really explored in the original.<br /><br />If you...	All I can really say is that I'm glad that I was knitting socks instead of trying to play music.<br /><br />But, you know what would be nice? A video game! That's it! That's everything except some story lines that don't really make sense for the story to unfold.<br /><br />If you're looking for a really good game with ...
I shudder to think what people must have thought of environmentalists after viewing this piece	1	I shudder to think what people must have thought of environmentalists after viewing this piece of rubbish. It is so incredibly dated and devoid of any substance that you are left with the impression that it must be made to make up for the lack of a good film.<br /><br />The acting and the script are terrible. The entir...	I shudder to think what people must have thought of environmentalists after viewing this piece of art. This is an insult to the hard working men and women who have created this beautiful world which all of us living on this planet share. I wish I could live in the 1950's where I could just watch this crap show and have...
I wanted to see it because of two reasons. One, it was the	1	I wanted to see it because of two reasons. One, it was the first animated movie that I have seen with my child so I was expecting something that my child could appreciate. Two, we were in a family of three so it was the perfect balance to have. Well in the beginning I liked the film a bit too much. The cartoon looks ve...	I wanted to see it because of two reasons. One, it was the best movie of the month and I was a huge Michael Buble fan and two, it seemed like a fun comedy that was a perfect fit for Buble.<br /><br />The first reason I had for wanting to see this movie is because of a friend. He is not a movie fan. He loves the movie "...
City girl Meg Tilly receives a horrifying phone call from her mother and,	1	City girl Meg Tilly receives a horrifying phone call from her mother and, with no other witnesses, must deal with one of the most unlikely pairings of a mother and daughter. "Meg's mother is really not the Meg character from the other Meg movies; she's more like one of those weird woman-in-the-hood, but in this film yo...	City girl Meg Tilly receives a horrifying phone call from her mother and, after being held hostage for six days, the two must rescue their families and rescue each other.<br /><br />When a creepy family of serial killers abducting poor girls to live in mansions and resort towns, the police suspect the woman for kidnapp...
I have been known to fall asleep during films, but this is usually due	1	I have been known to fall asleep during films, but this is usually due to me either being too busy with my own mind (which is why I have a problem sleeping), or I am simply unable to fall asleep. Most of the time I fall asleep at the end with only the tiniest "hiss", which is what I want to hear, and this was definitel...	I have been known to fall asleep during films, but this is usually due to bad acting or the lack of a coherent plot. I just found myself taking breaks so I could watch this film.<br /><br />The story is not well-written, and I felt it was mainly based on action and adventure rather than a story. If you are a horror fan...
...let me count the ways.<br /><br />1. A	1	...let me count the ways.<br /><br />1. A really boring episode! I thought "Prophets of the Fall" and "The Bodyguard" was very interesting. All of the story was very weak.<br /><br />2. The whole cast does a terrible job at portraying themselves and I can't remember one single member of the cast actually being believab...	...let me count the ways.<br /><br />1. A lot of talking, talking, talking.<br /><br />2. It's like talking with the voice in the shower.<br /><br />3. It's like the old school show at the big movies with the old kids.<br /><br />4. You can go to the big mall and see the "gems" for a few bucks.<br /><br />5. It's like
Prom Night is shot with the artistic eye someone gives while finely crafting a Lifetime	1	Prom Night is shot with the artistic eye someone gives while finely crafting a Lifetime Movie Award winner. It has so much content, so much variety, so many characters, that it is almost a movie in itself. The only down side is it really isn't very funny (you'll probably laugh at a lot of situations), but it is a very ...	Prom Night is shot with the artistic eye someone gives while finely crafting a Lifetime film. The cinematography is breathtaking, as are the costumes, and a film so stylishly acted that you just want to fall asleep on the floor and let your heart race. And, the main character's journey was as interesting and engaging a...
Poor acting, no script, no plot, no convincing killer, no suspense	1	Poor acting, no script, no plot, no convincing killer, no suspense, no suspenseful situations, no suspenseful characters. A poor writer, poor execution. And that's where I start to wonder why this movie got such a high score in the IMDb. The acting is OK. It's interesting, in a way. The directing was okay. Overall thou...	Poor acting, no script, no plot, no convincing killer, no suspense, no story. This movie just doesn't have a good cast and some people are clearly on the other side of the computer screen, so I can't even blame this movie for a lot. The guy is obviously trying to keep this movie from reaching a lot, so it might be a go...
Prom Night is about a girl named Donna (Brittany Snow) who	1	Prom Night is about a girl named Donna (Brittany Snow) who goes to the hospital after being hit by a car, and a family friend, Lili (Beverly Gage), who moves into the apartment and becomes involved with her, and her new boyfriend, Kevin (Ray Nelson), and his new girlfriend, Jennifer (Catherine Epps). <br /><br />In thi...	Prom Night is about a girl named Donna (Brittany Snow) who meets a very rich guy named David (Dillon) who wants to take her on a trip to New York City, on business (no relation to her)<br /><br />On the trip the girl's grandmother tells her the story of a fairy in the forest that allows a person to find a great fortune...
I am the guy who usually keeps opinions to himself, but I just got	1	I am the guy who usually keeps opinions to himself, but I just got to read this. I've heard from others that he is a "great" poet, and that it is well worth reading. And there's nothing wrong with the book (though I would love to see this in the cinema). The poem is a very nice treat.<br /><br />My main point of compla...	I am the guy who usually keeps opinions to himself, but I just got caught up in the hype and decided to join the bandwagon.<br /><br />Weird. We're supposed to be talking about an A.D.R. movie, not a movie where the lead actor was a total asshole (I'm guessing from the casting that didn't include any other actors)<br /...
So, Prom Night was supposed to be a horror and thriller movie. I	1	So, Prom Night was supposed to be a horror and thriller movie. I think it failed that task in its entirety. It just never struck me in a very satisfying manner. The script was very bland, and the direction was very inconsistent. But, most of the movie was just plain stupid. Why anyone is going to want this, I have no i...	So, Prom Night was supposed to be a horror and thriller movie. I mean, really, they gave prom night a creepy, bro-like theme.<br /><br />If the movie was meant to be a horror movie, they sure made it scary for me.<br /><br />Anyway, in the beginning, the movie plays as a sort of "what's your story" movie where you get ...
When I first saw the trailer for Prom Night, I have to admit,	1	When I first saw the trailer for Prom Night, I have to admit, I was not a huge fan of it. The trailer had some things to recommend it. But I honestly liked it, just not as much as you would think. I was disappointed, since it's one of those movies where you just don't know what's in the beginning. I know it's supposed ...	When I first saw the trailer for Prom Night, I have to admit, I was a little bit scared.<br /><br />All I can say is that if you like films that include a cast of over 60 actors and some extremely talented directors in the same film, then this film will be a treat.<br /><br />And of course you get to see a lot of sex a...
I saw this trailer and thought to myself my god is this movie for real	1	I saw this trailer and thought to myself my god is this movie for real!!!! It is! The sound quality is not so bad as many other reviews would have us believe but it is still good. The direction is just a mess like the one seen on most bad horror movies. The acting is just awful. The main character is just some poor exc...	I saw this trailer and thought to myself my god is this movie for real because it is so good. I watched this trailer so i could have something to watch it and I thought to myself wow this movie is so good. I watched this movie so it wouldn't be lonely watching a trailer like this one. You know these trailers are pretty...
In Bridgeport, the deranged high school teacher Richard Fenton (John	1	In Bridgeport, the deranged high school teacher Richard Fenton (John Carradine) is in a downward spiral when he is told he is going to lose his job. Unbeknownst to him, a wealthy couple, who are on vacation in Mexico have just bought a house near his. He starts having hallucinations and his wife (Cynthia Fenton) begins...	In Bridgeport, the deranged high school teacher Richard Fenton (John Cusack) has a problem: with each of his students he starts to suspect of having one or more special powers... the students at his school, with their "super-powers", are in a league of their own. All of these students can control the weather, transform...
I'm not particularly fond of remakes, or to steal the modern jargon	1	I'm not particularly fond of remakes, or to steal the modern jargon of the movie industry (but that's how we define it), so I just didn't feel like giving this one a chance. It has all the familiar tropes of a remake and an adaptation (and a decent lead) and you get a good idea of who it's supposed to be based on your ...	I'm not particularly fond of remakes, or to steal the modern jargon term "movies that try to be two or more times as good in one film". In my mind, remakes are movies that are poorly written with poor actors, poorly scripted with poor scripts, poorly directed with poorly directed films, poorly shot with poor camera wor...
Imagine the scenario - you are at the movie theater only because you are in	1	Imagine the scenario - you are at the movie theater only because you are in the family - it is a typical movie with the family sitting down and then the movie starts. It is a classic thriller, it focuses on the detective being brought up because his wife left him and he has to go undercover in the mafia and track down ...	Imagine the scenario - you are at the movie theater only because you are in desperate need of a movie and you are looking for the best seats for the movie so you buy a ticket - you have just arrived at your movie-ticket booth and you find a movie called "Shout Factory" for sale on a TV box. Your co-worker is standing a...
and rent a GOOD horror movie. It's like the writer had never seen	1	and rent a GOOD horror movie. It's like the writer had never seen them before, or the director never had them. The scenes are simply horrible. It's like watching a car crash scene on a movie set. There is no dialogue; the acting is so lame, and the characters are so fake that we actually believe their behavior. One sce...	and rent a GOOD horror movie. It's like the writer had never seen a movie in his life! I watched the first one for fun. I was pretty sure that the actors could barely make this all work, but somehow they came up with a great performance.<br /><br />It has the same type of special effects used in "The Exorcist" and the ...
Okay. So I just got back. Before I start my review, let	1	Okay. So I just got back. Before I start my review, let me say that this is a film that I've watched a thousand times, but I still have no idea how or why I've not found a DVD version in the store. I'm going to give a simple explanation.<br /><br />Basically, this film is about two people living in a trailer in Florida...	Okay. So I just got back. Before I start my review, let me say that it is true, I love anime, especially from Japan. I have been to Japan several times and watched anime everywhere I went. I think there is something special about Japanese animation. It comes across in a very natural way, which I found very appealing. T...
Good grief I can't even begin to describe how poor this film is.	1	Good grief I can't even begin to describe how poor this film is. It is an uninspired film that fails so miserably that you just want to throw your hands up. The cinematography is terrible. The sets are horrible. And the music is like a dream. What the movie did work on is for me, the poor guy who thinks he has some typ...	Good grief I can't even begin to describe how poor this film is. Not once it appears on any official list of worst films of all time. The film was shown on video and was so lame you could hardly even see what we in the audience were looking at. What did the producers think was a good idea to show an ancient Roman war b...
This movie is a good example of the extreme lack of good writers and directors	1	This movie is a good example of the extreme lack of good writers and directors and the poor quality of most movies. The film is bad even if it does include some comedy. This is also one of the most forgettable of all horror movies and is best enjoyed with a movie or two with the kids. I wouldn't even bother renting it ...	This movie is a good example of the extreme lack of good writers and directors. It does have good comedy, and good, if not terrible, acting, but the film is just way to bad to enjoy. The plot was about a guy in the 60's who had a girlfriend, and a guy who was a loser who only dated older ladies. The actress is so awful...
I wish I could give this movie a zero out of ten. Before going	1	I wish I could give this movie a zero out of ten. Before going on about the lack of any real action scenes or fighting there was a horrible mess on the screen. The cinematography was amateurish and the acting lacked real emotion. I wouldn't even consider renting this movie unless you are a completist like me. But if yo...	I wish I could give this movie a zero out of ten. Before going into the movie, I was looking to find something new and interesting, but after watching it, it feels as though it has been played out a million times before.<br /><br />It was a good movie, but it got boring. I did not go to sleep, I was stuck in the middle...
PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by:	1	PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by: Richard Linklater (Dazed and Confused)<br /><br />starring: Jack Black, Jeff Bridges, Paul Rudd, Julia Roberts, Toni Collette, Ben Stiller, Alan Arkin, Toni Collette, Robert Loggia, Matt Bomer, Ed Begley Jr., and Ben Stiller as a psychiatrist. (The director of PROM NIGHT and PR...	PROM NIGHT (2008)<br /><br />directed by: David Fincher and Paul Haggis<br /><br />writer: Todd Haynes<br /><br />director of photography: Dean DeBlois<br /><br />editor: Tom Luse<br /><br />cinematography/videography: Sean McCarthy<br /><br />sound: Sam Briger<br /><br />production design/set decorating:
Note: I couldn't force myself to actually write up a constructive review of	1	Note: I couldn't force myself to actually write up a constructive review of this movie because it was just the absolute last film I saw before I went to bed. It was the one that took the biscuit, I guess. This movie was completely forgettable. The characters were also absolutely awful. They're all just bad at acting. A...	Note: I couldn't force myself to actually write up a constructive review of this, as there are far too many movies in there that are so overrated that the quality of a review couldn't be trusted to not be biased, but I felt it was a worthwhile effort nonetheless.<br /><br />If you don't go into this expecting that high...
I went into this with my hopes up, by twenty minutes into the movie	1	I went into this with my hopes up, by twenty minutes into the movie, I was ready for the climax. When it finally happened I crumbled and cried. The "action" was all there, but this movie had nothing of substance, at best, which really made it a bit unbelievable. It was really hard to understand all the acting in this f...	I went into this with my hopes up, by twenty minutes into the movie I had forgotten to stop the movie and let it go to its natural conclusion.<br /><br />The plot was so bad that it was painful. The characters were boring, and the direction was so bad I could never get my mind to even register it. It seemed like half o...
"Prom Night" is a title-only remake of the 1980 slasher	1	"Prom Night" is a title-only remake of the 1980 slasher "Nightmare on Elm Street" that plays off the same concept but has a lot of new gore and surprises along the way. This is not a perfect sequel. Most of the "new" blood effects are extremely generic and the cast is underused, especially on the supporting players. Th...	"Prom Night" is a title-only remake of the 1980 slasher movie "The Bloody Chamber", which came out at the same time.<br /><br />And they are one of the most original of the 80's slasher film-types. <br /><br />This is a very low-budget remake of what I would call a "teen-comedy".<br /><br />It's mostly kids-type situat...
If I could give this film a real rating, it would likely be in	1	If I could give this film a real rating, it would likely be in the "horrible" category.<br /><br />A mediocre, and frankly a pretty pathetic piece of garbage. It's not nearly the same kind of "horror" that the old school slasher, the movie that put Fred and Ginger to shame, the classic "Friday the 13th", or the "Evil D...	If I could give this film a real rating, it would likely be in the negative. The acting, direction, pacing, and story were all really awful.<br /><br />I could easily say that all five people involved had a gift, but the only one to make the movie with the most talent was the writer(who did not play a villain.)<br /><b...
I think it was an overrated PG-13 crap! At least BR	1	I think it was an overrated PG-13 crap! At least BRIDE made some effort! That was the way the movie was supposed to be. That's when my friends and I were in the 10th grade. We were at a high school in Washington, DC. They were talking about this show, about a little boy and his dog. We were watching the whole thing.<br...	I think it was an overrated PG-13 crap! At least BRUCE'S BACK at this level! <br /><br />My favorite part was when they were throwing rocks and shooting firecrackers in the background. It was so cool!<br /><br />Another thing i was surprised was that when they were playing in the water, they went through the firecracke...
I saw this movie a few days ago and gamely jumped during the scary	1	I saw this movie a few days ago and gamely jumped during the scary moment when they were showing me the horrible, grisly scene with the bloodstains in the car in which they showed a man, who had been dragged around the car on a gurney. You know, because of the blood stains and stuff? So then I thought, "Well, what a sh...	I saw this movie a few days ago and gamely jumped during the scary scenes. The movie's a bit long, but still worth it.<br /><br />The director got one or two people up there, but did not seem to put them in any memorable roles. Overall, I felt like I was watching a low-budget horror film.<br /><br />And the music was t...
Why Hollywood feels the need to remake movies that were so brilliant their prime (	1	Why Hollywood feels the need to remake movies that were so brilliant their prime (I think this is how it starts off the list, or maybe it is from the first 10 films that were remade into something that made me laugh more than once), I have to wonder how in this day and age remaking movies is the norm nowadays. For exam...	Why Hollywood feels the need to remake movies that were so brilliant their prime (or should I say, "prime") is long over, here's my point that, no, this one shouldn't be remade. The only reason I haven't just gone and written it off for making a complete garbage pile of a movie, is because it's funny. So there you go. ...
OK this movie was made for one reason and one reason only TO MAKE M	1	OK this movie was made for one reason and one reason only TO MAKE MONEY. This one was bad, it was fake, but worst of all it was so bad they wouldn't want to even try to make it worth watching. So bad there was nothing funny about it. The plot sounded ridiculous, with nothing except the bad acting and a plot that was so...	OK this movie was made for one reason and one reason only TO MAKE MULTIPLE STARS. So I can understand that a movie that is meant to make a star look old, and tired, and overworked and stupid, that is all. But it is also about a young lady whose mom was diagnosed with cancer, and she has to help a guy that her mom loves...
The night of the prom: the most important night to any shallow girl composed	1	The night of the prom: the most important night to any shallow girl composed of a few friends. This is the true story of a girl who doesn't want to spend her night with friends but will do anything to watch the dance and get a date. This girl didn't know how to take care of herself in school, she could do nothing. She ...	The night of the prom: the most important night to any shallow girl composed of a lot of friends, a party with too little fun or no fun. The best part is the first time, when she will see her idol and the person she loves: the prom date. The prom is at the end of your prom season. This date is very important to her and...
The acting was horrendous as well as the screenplay. It was poorly put together	1	The acting was horrendous as well as the screenplay. It was poorly put together and the story was pretty awful. I do not see where they had any ideas. The actors were pathetic. All the actors played their characters in a very cheap and contrived way. The only person who seemed to be in any kind of a real plot was one w...	The acting was horrendous as well as the screenplay. It was poorly put together.<br /><br />How these people acted was just plain horrible. The idea to "reimagine the movie" to make the characters more "realistic" was laughable. The movie just rehashes what is already in the book and then throws in random stuff. The di...
i saw this film by accident and this movie was an accident...well it	1	i saw this film by accident and this movie was an accident...well it was...in the second minute, I was like WOW...I loved it, but in the second minute I knew there was no reason to watch it...the soundtrack was just too good for my ears to listen to the soundtrack. the movie is still pretty good for kids but just don't...	i saw this film by accident and this movie was an accident...well it's that simple. It's hard to find something that isn't good about this movie.<br /><br />The actors, although average performers, seem to have been so good that they never seemed to get tired and, in the most general terms, I find this movie a lot of f...
When I first saw the preview for this movie, I really couldn't wait	1	When I first saw the preview for this movie, I really couldn't wait for the movie to be released, and that was very exciting. I loved everything about this movie, the concept, the story, the animation, even the music. The movie was great and I love how these actors and actresses portray the characters. Everything in th...	When I first saw the preview for this movie, I really couldn't wait for it to start. I'm a huge fan of director Ken Adam, and of Tom Cavanagh, so when I finally got my chance to sit through the film, I really didn't know how I was going to love it.<br /><br />I was so pleasantly surprised. The acting was superb, I foun...
We have all been asking ourselves "why don't they remake the slasher	1	We have all been asking ourselves "why don't they remake the slasher movies" and here is the answer, they should. We should have more slasher films and more slasher movies. It has to be a good movie and it should contain a lot of comedy too. Here's to some good movies made by the best of the slasher films. Here's to th...	We have all been asking ourselves "why don't they remake the slasher series into something fun instead of the boring, cliched, predictable slasher films like this or the old Resident Evil." Well now, if it wasn't already obvious that we have a slasher movie about the worst of all human sins, it would be obvious.<br /><...
I'm a big fan of the TV series Largo Winch. This	1	I'm a big fan of the TV series Largo Winch. This is the kind of movie that really appeals to me, with all of the cool action and good stuff. That's what makes this movie so great. I was really hoping for more from the original cast, but the cast was so damn good. The actors were so great in this movie as well. In my op...	I'm a big fan of the TV series Largo Winch. This year, Largo has its chance to catch up and recapture what it's good at, and I have to say this is a disappointing movie. <br /><br />The script is pretty well written, but the actors lack quality for characters and dialog. The actors play well, but when you are dealing w...
First of all, if you'r a fan of the comic, well	1	First of all, if you'r a fan of the comic, well, you'r in for a rude awakening. There is no story here. Just a very, very boring movie. A very boring movie.<br /><br />I wish the story didn't have to exist in the first place. How many times have we all read and seen a comic about an actual story? I know it sounds stran...	First of all, if you'r a fan of the comic, well watch out for "Toys" that are the same way but worse as they look like crap. Also, "Toys" is pretty bad, but the "Toys" comic is even worse. <br /><br />This is one of the funniest comic to play because of the characters. Not that they are stupid, they just look dumb as h...
In my knowledge, Largo winch was a famous Belgium comics (never	1	In my knowledge, Largo winch was a famous Belgium comics (never made any of them famous comics) made up of the same people of Belgian comic book and surrealist type comics. So this is a Belgian film like "Largo", but the Belgian films were far more successful. "Largo" has one more thing in common with the Belgian comic...	In my knowledge, Largo winch was a famous Belgium comics (never really good comics), with some obscure characters, and the characters are so strange, and unpredictable and sometimes hilarious that it is a classic. It seems like nothing in Belgium has changed in a long time. The comics are about the life of an orphan, w...
Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca West's book about an Army Captain	1	Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca West's book about an Army Captain's encounter with the extraterrestrial creatures that are haunting the human race. The film suffers a serious problem, inasmuch as it has almost nothing of interest or character in it, especially for women.<br /><br />The "action" and "characters...	Chilly, alienating adaptation of Rebecca West's book about an Army Captain and his love affair with a beautiful and charismatic soldier (Dillon). The plot is a poor excuse to get some cheap action scenes into an overly contrived script.<br /><br />The actors are great in this film (Kirsten Dunst and R.I.P. Peter Storma...
but "Cinderella" gets my vote, not only for the worst	1	but "Cinderella" gets my vote, not only for the worst opening sequence since "Winnie the Pooh" but also because the film's a terrible film. The cinematography, music, and scenery were all awful. I am not a fairy tale junkie and it would be nice to be, but I've seen worse. The story is not bad at all; it's just predicta...	but "Cinderella" gets my vote, not only for the worst character in the movie, but also for its "horrible" direction (with some great shots) and cast (especially the lead actress, Rita Moreno).<br /><br />The movie was good when it was supposed to be good, and I can admit I did have a bit of fun trying to follow it, and...
Just saw it yesterday in the Sao Paulo Intl Film Festival. Just before	1	Just saw it yesterday in the Sao Paulo Intl Film Festival. Just before the screening started I was really nervous: the thing about this movie that makes it really interesting are the dialogue, the cinematography and the music. But after the screening, I couldn't help but laugh: it's a comedy with music! I was laughing ...	Just saw it yesterday in the Sao Paulo Intl Film Festival. Just before I was done watching, I found out it was in cinemas.<br /><br />Now, I don't know what the plot is, but I know what is my opinion. This is a film that can be watched while having fun.<br /><br />Just because of the subject matter, which is about an a...
When I bought this DVD I though: "It seems to be a nice	1	When I bought this DVD I though: "It seems to be a nice film to see, but I didn't want to read a review of this - so I thought we'd wait for it to be on the shelves." You'd think that this would have gone over better. We don't have to see it in a cinema theatre and don't have to get it for sale, either. We don't have t...	When I bought this DVD I though: "It seems to be a nice family movie. It does have some nice animation." And I thought that was it. And when it came on, it was nothing more than a generic family movie. Nothing that was supposed to be a comedy was going on. It felt like some kind of a stupid horror flick. The music didn...
(I'll indicate in this review the point where spoilers begin.) My dissatisfaction	1	(I'll indicate in this review the point where spoilers begin.) My dissatisfaction with the movie started when the movie got boring, I don't know how? It kept repeating this movie with new characters, and it didn't offer any new plots.<br /><br />Then, the main character, a woman who has a long-abandoned, but still-aliv...	(I'll indicate in this review the point where spoilers begin.) My dissatisfaction with this movie began at the start. There is something horribly wrong with this film. Why is it so quiet? What makes it so dark? Why is there such an obsession with the black widow? This is the worst film i have ever seen. I don't know. I...
Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', I highly anticipated this	1	Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', I highly anticipated this movie. Unfortunately, it never got off the ground. Not only that, but the movie never came together at all. You have to have a very very short attention span to even see anything in this movie, even if you are trying to avoid spoilers.<br /><br />A film that th...	Having loved 'Paris, Je T'aime', I highly anticipated this one. I couldn't believe it was not called Paris, J'ai une France.<br /><br />The acting was okay with just the right amount of emotion.<br /><br />The music was not top-notch. It is OK.<br /><br />The character of the girl was just stupid. She had the worst scr...
I saw this regurgitated pile of vignettes tonight at a preview	1	I saw this regurgitated pile of vignettes tonight at a preview that was a real shitshow. And it was absolutely horrible.<br /><br />The story? Pretty much what you'd expect. The plot? There was not enough there for a big cast to work in.<br /><br />The acting? A total waste. Every single person in the cast was either a...	I saw this regurgitated pile of vignettes tonight at a preview and I'm now regretting not enjoying it.<br /><br />It may not be my favourite movie of 1996, but it was my favourite movie of the year, and my favourite part was when the film takes place at the start.<br /><br />I'd watched it earlier today, but I was caug...
I've never been to Paris, but after seeing "Paris, Je t	1	I've never been to Paris, but after seeing "Paris, Je t'Aime" (2005), the first film in this series, and seeing the cast, I was sold. I haven't seen anyone else in the cast except a few "French" actors. So it was even more surreal to me that they were able to cast a French actor in Paris as well as a Hollywood actress....	I've never been to Paris, but after seeing "Paris, Je t'aime," I decided to go for a few minutes to see what was on offer. The line for the movie was, and this is what struck me the most: "Oh, m'appelle, Oh! Paris, Je t'aime!" Nice to see on the T.V. screen. What was this? What happened? This was my first movie I can r...
This was a movie i could not wait to see! So i finally got	1	This was a movie i could not wait to see! So i finally got to have the first glimpse of this movie and i was truly disappointed and disappointed in many ways. It is just not worth to watch if you are a horror movie fan and an adult! The acting and the editing was horrible. The characters were just so boring to watch. I...	This was a movie i could not wait to see! So i finally got around to watching and i was very pleasantly surprised. The movie is a complete film no need to talk about it. The music is nice and the acting is very good. The plot is very simple and simple. The movie has a very nice storyline and no filler. This movie is ve...
Following the success of "Paris, Je T'Aime", a group	1	Following the success of "Paris, Je T'Aime", a group of friends decide to go to the city, for fun, of all things, in the hopes of finding out if Paris is actually a paradise. The trip takes a turn for the worst, with all of the girls on board (except for one) being raped. I found the movie, as of late, to have a poor s...	Following the success of "Paris, Je T'Aime", a group of talented French movie makers (Gérald Caron, Gilles Léon, Olivier Marly) decided to do something new with a genre they had not explored yet. The result was "J'ai une grande part d'un film", which was shot in Paris, the provinces and France's most beautiful mountain...
A few years back the same persons who created Paris,J'TAIME	1	A few years back the same persons who created Paris,J'TAIME did a sequel to this one. The main difference between the two movies is the plot. Since this one has been a bit longer I can't even say that one is really a sequel and the other one is a remake. So if you go to the cinema with just the title tag, you have to r...	A few years back the same persons who created Paris,J'TAIME brought this movie to us. In reality this was a remake of a Japanese movie. I'm not saying this movie can't be great, but a remake of a Japanese movie is not worth anything. But let us do what we can,let's be friends and let's be better friends.<br /><br />The...
An anthology is always risky business and I think this endeavor should be praised.	1	An anthology is always risky business and I think this endeavor should be praised. The main characters are compelling. The stories are all compelling. The performances are fine. The story is told with all the tension in an anthology format. The film is good. And the acting is fantastic. The film looks great and feels s...	An anthology is always risky business and I think this endeavor should be praised. The cast, despite lacking in talent, is excellent and the film is well paced with little or no downtime. The acting was competent and I do not understand most of the characterizations. The story does not have the "plot" of other recent t...
New York, I Love You, or rather should-be-titled	1	New York, I Love You, or rather should-be-titled I Love New York, is a superb film, by a very talented director, that takes us on a journey from the quiet to the glamorous, from the gritty to the romantic. The story is really just a series of dreams and hallucinations. The cinematography and the actors are both superb,...	New York, I Love You, or rather should-be-titled, is a story of how a beautiful actress is found in a seedy hotel room by a sadistic journalist. He then forces her to perform sex acts on him and watches in fascination, with no apparent thought of his own future.<br /><br />The screenplay gives it the appearance of bein...
The problems with this film are many, but I will try to mention the	1	The problems with this film are many, but I will try to mention the most significant and serious problem. In my opinion, this film is about as good as it gets. Its story is a simple one. All it takes is a woman with big tits, and some other random guy who wants to fuck her, and everything is set up for it to go horribl...	The problems with this film are many, but I will try to mention the main one; the character. We've seen them get old and not grow in age. The movie tries hard to create a younger character and yet the character age is still the main problem here.<br /><br />I mean it's the story of the movie that makes up the story her...
There is a reason this went straight to video- the story is smarm	1	There is a reason this went straight to video- the story is smarmy, self-centered, and not well-constructed. But that's about it. Everyone is a loser in this film. The characters are boring, and the movie never really works. But there's another movie that may hold you over.<br /><br />"Shoot" has some great acting and ...	There is a reason this went straight to video- the story is smarmy and boring.<br /><br />All the supporting characters are like the other characters. The story moves at the snail's pace. There is not enough story, not enough action, the dialogue is cheesy, the dialogue can barely be understood.<br /><br />All you can ...
Thanks to some infamous home video distributor who brought in the so called German Independent	1	Thanks to some infamous home video distributor who brought in the so called German Independent films by some guy who is apparently still working at that very time, the German Cinema has become very popular and has an almost complete and complete German version, which includes German and English dubbed versions. This is...	Thanks to some infamous home video distributor who brought in the so called German Independent Studios to make a video based on a magazine, most of the stuff on that big German video has been completely erased but there is a film that shows some of the actors and some of the scenes from the film and I remember seeing a...
Garson Kanin wrote and directed this look at "modern day" Las	1	Garson Kanin wrote and directed this look at "modern day" Las Vegas as a means of "getting a glimpse of the glamour in an old-school urban setting" of a late 60s era. It shows not a modern city but a collection of old strip joints as well as its famous casinos and resorts. And if you've just seen a "Sid & Nancy" video-...	Garson Kanin wrote and directed this look at "modern day" Las Vegas. I don't see the stars in this film. I see some pretty women and an average American who falls in love with the wrong girl.<br /><br />All the actors are okay, some very good, but the rest of them are bad. A big star (Cynthia Rothrock) who is not good ...
Casting bone to pick: David Jannsen was 38 playing the father	1	Casting bone to pick: David Jannsen was 38 playing the father of the lead character, and he was the son of the lead character, which was played by the grandson. This might be the only time I've heard a movie with a father and son-in-law. The lead actor-dad was a nice enough guy, but what did I know-he would have a brot...	Casting bone to pick: David Jannsen was 38 playing the father of two young boys; and, well, this actor is supposed to be a child actor. No one would be upset that Jannsen was so old to be the dad, and we should note that a few minutes later, Jannsen was playing the father of three young girls, who are only a few second...
I can only believe that Garson Kanin must have been two people.	1	I can only believe that Garson Kanin must have been two people. There was an actor. There was a script. And there was that annoying little voice. I wouldn't bother to hear this film. Not that I could ever watch it, but it's all I could muster as I typed. That voice was just so irritating and stupid, I felt like I was w...	I can only believe that Garson Kanin must have been two people. <br /><br />The man with the glasses and the woman who is the same age and also a teacher of a high school in a very small town.<br /><br />What are the two of them doing in a school that seems to have a huge population and where the principal is a bit of ...
I was thrilled to watch this movie expecting it to be the sequel to the	1	I was thrilled to watch this movie expecting it to be the sequel to the "Star Wars" movies that come out of Disney.<br /><br />The movie is about a young, attractive woman that is being harassed by an abusive ex-boyfriend. She tries to escape to her grandmother's home, but his family gets suspicious and begin to monito...	I was thrilled to watch this movie expecting it to be the sequel to the great "Black Christmas". So, it didn't disappoint. Not sure what it was about. The acting was dreadful. The director should have stuck to TV movies.<br /><br />But, it has a special place in my heart for its great music. The score has a kind of "ja...
Up until the last 20 minutes, I was thinking that this is possibly Jackie	1	Up until the last 20 minutes, I was thinking that this is possibly Jackie Chan's best film to date. But then things started to go wrong, so the film should have never ended. The cinematography was a big let down after the first half. The editing was way too long. The acting was very forced (especially with Jackie). The...	Up until the last 20 minutes, I was thinking that this is possibly Jackie's best scene since A Fistful of Dollars. There is a lot of drama on the screen here - although Jackie is on the losing end of that drama.<br /><br />In fact, the acting is more memorable - but that's just my opinion. For a few seconds, Jackie, al...
When I sat down to watch this film I actually expected quite a bit,	1	When I sat down to watch this film I actually expected quite a bit, I had to give it a shot since I was on a very tight schedule and was waiting for it to finish so I could see it on my DVD player. It was the wrong movie. It had nothing to do with the series or anything, yet, it has so many similarities that it didn't ...	When I sat down to watch this film I actually expected quite a bit, as I have never watched this film before.<br /><br />I could not take my eyes off the screen. It was almost as if it was a nightmare you're in. If you don't have the patience for the whole thing then it's worth watching if you can tolerate that sort of...
Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have I been so glad to	1	Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have I been so glad to see the light of the film. The acting was awful. The casting was so over the top. What a total waste of time. It was so painful to watch. Every time it seemed like she was getting annoyed. One of those "It's too much of a shame to care" moments. It was horrible to...	Long, boring, blasphemous. Never have I been so glad to see this is not directed by a priest.<br /><br />I will repeat myself here and try to make things simple. This movie is horrible, even with the special effects. The main character is a stupid dork (I'm not even joking) that wants to help people in a mental institu...
An executive, very successful in his professional life but very unable in his familiar	1	An executive, very successful in his professional life but very unable in his familiar everyday life. Although not able to do much with an adult son, as a father he tries hard to be the best father he can and tries to make his daughter happy. He loves his children and wants them to be happy and healthy. As a child he s...	An executive, very successful in his professional life but very unable in his familiar daily routine. He is in desperate need of a little peace of mind. An uninspiring performance from the young lead character. He is the only man, aside from the young wife, who does not have his phone, as I recall.<br /><br />I think t...
First of all, I was expecting "Caged Heat" to be along	1	First of all, I was expecting "Caged Heat" to be along the lines of "Fantastic Four" and "The Green Mile", and was actually expecting a lot from the first half hour, but in the second half they really pulled off what should have been a better film. <br /><br />It's so good, it's really not even funny, but this movie de...	First of all, I was expecting "Caged Heat" to be along the same lines as "Wish for the Best," a very enjoyable flick.<br /><br />The director, Rob Fienberg, did a fantastic job with a low budget and a lot of good actors.<br /><br />One of the things I love about the movie is how Fienberg used the old-fashioned techniqu...
Nicholas Walker is Paul, the local town Reverand who's married	1	Nicholas Walker is Paul, the local town Reverand who's married to the local rich old lady, Mary. Paul is an ordinary kind of guy whose only connection with life outside of his "office" lies in his desire to help a girl with cerebral palsy in his church, though he soon finds out that this girl's only connection to life ...	Nicholas Walker is Paul, the local town Reverand who's married to Paula, the wealthy and talented actress. Paula is an angel, a healer. Her sister, Miley, is angelically inspired and Paula's cousin, Jack. One night while Paul is out on his date with Paula, Paula gets in a bad car accident with a drunk driver and gets s...
Towards the end of this thriller Ally Sheedy's gaunt latter	1	Towards the end of this thriller Ally Sheedy's gaunt latter-day version of Lola gives an extra touch of grumpiness to the characters that had been so well expressed by Elizabeth and George and others, who have been reduced to "the people of the village, living in the way they always do". This has been a great performan...	Towards the end of this thriller Ally Sheedy's gaunt latter half is when it's truly overrated and it's about as thrilling as any of the film's other "spontaneity" moments. However, at one moment, the viewer is startled by a noise that is neither a sound nor a sound. (The camera moves up and down over Sheedy's shoulder ...
Where to start... If this movie had been a dark comedy, I would	1	Where to start... If this movie had been a dark comedy, I would have really liked it. As it is, this movie is an extremely painful, boring, and even dull movie. It starts with an unbelievable ending that leaves the viewer with no other ideas after the show. The writing was terrible, the acting was awful, and I can't be...	Where to start... If this movie had been a dark comedy, I would have been disappointed. The director decided to make the movie a comedy by using every angle on which he could find to add comedy, in the worst possible way. We see the two people playing characters from two different worlds.<br /><br />This movie is a tot...
Instead, go to the zoo, buy some peanuts and feed 'em to	1	Instead, go to the zoo, buy some peanuts and feed 'em to monkeys (or whatever their'special friend' is)! That's the way I'd rather eat them.<br /><br />I think the filmmakers were too busy acting out the action of the plot (which has to be seen to be believed) to be focused on the characters or actions and not a great ...	Instead, go to the zoo, buy some peanuts and feed 'em to some other monkeys. Or just go to the party and buy your friend a drink, he'll love it.<br /><br />The song is nice and uplifting (it has a cute melody and the lyrics are pretty good)and it's catchy.<br /><br />This should be a good movie for kids, but it won't b...
I had quite high hopes for this film, even though it got a bad	1	I had quite high hopes for this film, even though it got a bad rap, and I can understand why. I was really surprised by what I thought would be a well-researched and well-balanced treatment of a relatively obscure topic. It was refreshingly non-political, with an emphasis on emotional rather than factual material. It f...	I had quite high hopes for this film, even though it got a bad reputation with some reviewers out there. Some people that think that movies are bad but that's pretty much the same idea. This movie was so bad you had to see it for yourself. The special effects were really not that bad and it was pretty funny. The fact t...
"Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers fare except for	1	"Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers fare except for a few scenes of pure entertainment. One of the few times in the series where we learn what the moviegoers have long suspected, that the aliens in space need only be in motion for that we can make them come back.<br /><br />You really feel sorry for the guys that are s...	"Plan B" is strictly by-the-numbers fare except for a few twists and turns, and the plot that keeps the whole thing moving along. Director John Carlisle may have taken a cue from "Gone with the wind" but his direction for this film was simply awful.<br /><br />But if you can bear all of that then you'll see there are e...
I had the misfortune to sit through the full 102 minutes of what, in	1	I had the misfortune to sit through the full 102 minutes of what, in the words of the director, "was probably the most boring, disappointing and in many ways boring film I have ever seen...ever." The opening credits were a perfect parody of the opening to the original, but the opening with the new music. But then I rea...	I had the misfortune to sit through the full 102 minutes of what, in the end, was just a 2-hour long film. I was really confused at some parts and not feeling that the story was as deep and convoluted as it could have been. This movie felt like an hour long "film", with only a few plot points that I'd really care about...
Even though there's a repertoire of over 180 films to choose from, this	1	Even though there's a repertoire of over 180 films to choose from, this is still a list that is mostly of a nostalgic nature. And the best part about it is that it provides an absolute glimpse into that era of cinema that everyone has forgotten about. The characters were just the same, the dialog, if any, was as silly ...	Even though there's a repertoire of over 180 films to choose from, this one is the one that I really want to watch again. It had its flaws but I still feel as though it is a better film than so many other documentaries, especially those on urban Africa.<br /><br />There are many things that you can't see in the video o...

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