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Honestly before I watched this movie, I had heard many people said this movie	1	Honestly before I watched this movie, I had heard many people said this movie is a great drama. That said, this was the first movie to really hit the spots. The acting was great, the dialogue could not be better. The movie revolves around one night at a pool party where we get to hear the first lines of dialogue betwee...	Honestly before I watched this movie, I had heard many people said this movie would be awful. The other was a lady who said to me, she said she heard this movie would be awful.<br /><br />But I thought this movie had a lot of the typical movies you would like to have as a child, the movie was funny, so cute and it was ...
There is an excellent reason Edison went straight to video: it would have landed	1	There is an excellent reason Edison went straight to video: it would have landed him an Oscar nomination, something unheard of for a silent movie. But not as it is, it was not the only silent one that was cut in this day and age. The original "It's A Small World" was only a few minutes long and was shot entirely on fil...	There is an excellent reason Edison went straight to video: it would have landed him a better job. Sure, it's still difficult to believe, but if Edison's own family had told him the movie, "The Wizard of Oz" and the one of the "Three Stooges were actually done together, this movie would have been a different story. (He...
Oh dear god. This was horrible. There is bad, then there was	1	Oh dear god. This was horrible. There is bad, then there was bad. So bad that you have to watch it twice, and I found that the first time actually made me laugh. The second time actually made me cry. That is about all I can do, I couldn't understand a word. It was awful. I thought I might have been better if not for th...	Oh dear god. This was horrible. There is bad, then there was just plain stupid. The story line is lame. The characters are stupid. The plot was completely contrived and random. The acting is horrible and I honestly felt like the actor was making this movie because he has to portray the same guy that's played by everyon...
The movie itself is not too bad; many comments have pointed out the obvious	1	The movie itself is not too bad; many comments have pointed out the obvious. The movie tries to make sense. What made me really fall asleep was the story. This movie tried to explain the true story, but instead failed and then tries to give you the whole story. This is a movie that needs to be avoided. It is a bad movi...	The movie itself is not too bad; many comments have pointed out the obvious flaws in the plot. We've come to expect this kind of movie from movies like "The Big Lebowski" and "The Matrix". <br /><br />In addition to that, however, the movie does have some good acting. Some scenes are filmed from a different angle than ...
Pathetic... worse than a bad made-for-TV movie. I	1	Pathetic... worse than a bad made-for-TV movie. I had to laugh a lot at times to keep myself awake...I have never really watched a video that had me laughing so hard. My favorite scene is when the little kid tells his dad that his brother is having a problem with the new neighbor's car...then he is thrown out the windo...	Pathetic... worse than a bad made-for-TV movie. I have no idea what they were trying to be.. it was completely laughable. I am the biggest fan of James Cameron's work, and the fact that he couldn't be bothered to make a good movie while his studio was so busy trying to cram in another movie made him look like he was be...
Timberlake's performance almost made attack the screen. It wasn't all	1	Timberlake's performance almost made attack the screen. It wasn't all bad, it just lacked the punch it could have had. I had to see it once. I can't go for many modern movies but this movie was a real gem. Don't worry about the "movies that are not the latest one because they are still hot." I'll get to that later. I m...	Timberlake's performance almost made attack the screen. It wasn't all that great, though. It was more fun in the shower or when drunk. It's a shame to see what a fine actor is a complete waste in a movie like this. The main character, played by an actor I never see, is the same old guy. He's a lot of fun, but the film'...
If you watched this movie you know why I said "Jesus, Jesus,	1	If you watched this movie you know why I said "Jesus, Jesus, I can't believe how bad this movie was." The main character (B.B.) was absolutely disgusting, and his character has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.<br /><br />When the director finally got a few moments to film this trash, he forgot to get a few...	If you watched this movie you know why I said "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus." The movie follows some kids who are out at an ice cream shop in the mid-90's. The adults are in their 40's and they are all going down a lot.<br /><br />It's really pretty simple. Some kids are having fun in the ice cream shop, while the adults are st...
How can there be that many corrupt cops without any one of them slipping up	1	How can there be that many corrupt cops without any one of them slipping up. This story centers around a corrupt cop played by John Carradine that begins to crack. His sidekick is played by James Caan. The other character is a cop who just won the competition for the position of best cop. It's not until the last minute...	How can there be that many corrupt cops without any one of them slipping up? I'm not complaining but I'm also not saying this is a good movie. The script can be hard to read and the characters can be very inconsistent. This is nothing but a total waste of time. The acting is atrocious and the plot is not even close to ...
LL Cool J. Morgan Freeman. Dylan McDermott. Kevin Spacey.	1	LL Cool J. Morgan Freeman. Dylan McDermott. Kevin Spacey. And I don't know how. The cast is even smaller than that. It's the same "type". The actor is an unknown, and it's more of a "this-is-the-thing-this-is-the-story" type thing. The characters are just like in other "bad-guy-type" movies, with all kinds of interesti...	LL Cool J. Morgan Freeman. Dylan McDermott. Kevin Spacey. Tom Skerrit. And a guy (a lot like Danny, to be sure) who looks like him. These days you can see even more naked men in the movies because this was back in the late seventies, but what an awesome, hilarious night that was. I have to say that the only two of the ...
I rented this movie last week. I saw Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman	1	I rented this movie last week. I saw Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman in this as well and while there is nothing particularly funny about this movie, there is a lot to hate. The acting is poor at best, the script is terrible. At least for an amateur comedy this movie would have been okay. There are no jokes but rather n...	I rented this movie last week. I saw Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman in the same movie. I thought that it would be boring as fuck. I tried to turn it off after the first couple minutes.<br /><br />It was supposed to be funny? And you can be sure it wasn't.<br /><br />Now the main actor is a really good actor. And his s...
* REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS * I'll make this	1	* REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS * I'll make this a summary of how much I hate movies. I hate movies that are boring and that make you feel like you're watching something you've already seen a few times before. I hate movies that I love but can't stand. Even if they've already seen a good one before. Even if it's...	* REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS * I'll make this short. I was in the second class to see this. I was on the same train from Luton to Euston in which we all boarded at the same time. I walked to the front of the train and started watching TV whilst trying to hold it together. I could not get the train to start. T...
The plot of 'Edison' was decent, but one actor in particular	1	The plot of 'Edison' was decent, but one actor in particular, Ray Milland, had his character do nothing to capture the imagination. However, the supporting cast had a chance to shine (especially Paul Kreeger in the supporting role), however the production was lacking some really memorable characters.<br /><br />The fil...	The plot of 'Edison' was decent, but one actor in particular was so disappointing and annoying, we couldn't bear to watch him and his character, 'Abe' (Melanie's character), together. They never acted in a believable or satisfying way together. <br /><br />They had some moments, but they were so over acted. What happen...
I found it very very difficulty to watch this after the initial 5 minutes of	1	I found it very very difficulty to watch this after the initial 5 minutes of the movie were all over the screen. It had been set to silent for 10 minutes at the beginning, which the other directors had been filming and then edited out with audio. All the music was very loud which you could not hear, and this was very h...	I found it very very difficulty to watch this after the initial 5 minutes of the movie just made me gag. Even though it was bad at first I thought it was good in the last 15 minutes.<br /><br />But to tell the truth I just don't understand what the movie was trying to do or what was being conveyed. It didn't follow the...
OK so I hear about this new Justin Timberlake movie coming out which features	1	OK so I hear about this new Justin Timberlake movie coming out which features me and a guy who looks like a cross between a clown and a man, in this case an actor with the same physical deformities, I don't even know which actor, or how this guy looks so much like me. He is an actor in his early 20s, and there he is, i...	OK so I hear about this new Justin Timberlake movie coming out which features him and Jessica Simpson. I was wondering if he was going to play herself or not since it was on the same weekend, so I decided to check it out. I just thought Timberlake was a lot funnier in the movie than Simpson. The two of them had a great...
When you go at an open air cinema under the Greek summer night you usually	1	When you go at an open air cinema under the Greek summer night you usually see some big names in the crowd, but not this time. It is very weird but the movie really made the most interesting. It is mainly about the life of the person in the movie, it is not really a movie, it is more like a story. Not an anime though. ...	When you go at an open air cinema under the Greek summer night you usually enjoy the spectacular scenes of different countries. I remember this scene in Turkey, a young Kurdish boy from northern Iraq was holding a sign telling about his life, the theater people tried to forget, but the audience couldn't and kept on rem...
Jewish newspaper reporter Justin Timberlake (as Joshua "Josh" Pollack)	1	Jewish newspaper reporter Justin Timberlake (as Joshua "Josh" Pollack) is writing a book about a family whose patriarch is a drug-dealing hobo, and Timberlake is invited to visit the family to see for himself. Josh and his family move into the house with Josh's girlfriend, a shy teenaged daughter, a nice grandfather, h...	Jewish newspaper reporter Justin Timberlake (as Joshua "Josh" Pollack) is an old, fat, white-haired gay guy who has a daughter named Lily (who is played by an entirely non-white cast). That doesn't stop the studio from making Lily's character a lunkheaded lesbian, because she's too "un-diverse" to be lesbian, even thou...
OK, I am not Japanese. I do know a little about Japanese culture	1	OK, I am not Japanese. I do know a little about Japanese culture but nothing has ever prepared me for what I have watched. In some scenes one can see the Japanese equivalent of those "old" movies of the 1950's. If you watch this without a second thought you are just left with a feeling of dread, I mean that's just the ...	OK, I am not Japanese. I do know a little about Japanese culture and a lot of Japanese film, but i was not really into "Kimi no Na wa" or "Pitaka" (I still think those are both good, but my opinion is very biased). I loved watching the first few minutes, but i was disappointed with the acting. The director and director...
I don't want to go too far into detail, because I can't	1	I don't want to go too far into detail, because I can't do it justice at this time. Just a few things to start with, the film is just plain bad. It doesn't follow the original and it doesn't even follow that. The story is an absolute mess and it's obvious to anyone who has ever worked in the industry that it's all the ...	I don't want to go too far into detail, because I can't possibly cover this movie in too much detail, but that is the biggest complaint to the film. I couldn't wait for it to be over so I could sit back in my chair watching it, but by that point in time it had started.<br /><br />In my opinion, the biggest problem with...
I rented this on DVD and I kind of feel bad since Dawson and Lug	1	I rented this on DVD and I kind of feel bad since Dawson and Luger can't be blamed for this movie. I can't believe I wasn't a part of its shooting.<br /><br />I'm going to blame the director for this one. He must have gotten tired of the same story being repeated over and over, and just moved on to something different....	I rented this on DVD and I kind of feel bad since Dawson and Lugo really didn't work, at all.<br /><br />Don't even ask me what the hell kind of director this is.<br /><br />I didn't know what to expect and the movie seemed really boring because it was very slow in pace. I felt like it couldn't have been much more than...
The plot for Descent, if it actually can be called a plot,	1	The plot for Descent, if it actually can be called a plot, is really something. At least it didn't play on my nerves like that "horror-movie" flick about a killer in the mountains. There are things you can do without. Things in this movie you can't, and you can't, really, not without the rest of the movie.<br /><br />I...	The plot for Descent, if it actually can be called a plot, is about a teenager who is thrown into the middle of the mysterious world of vampirism when a mysterious group of people begin showing up at a private school. The school itself is also a secret that must not be made known.<br /><br />It is also a dark mystery r...
I saw 'Descent' last night at the Stockholm Film Festival and it	1	I saw 'Descent' last night at the Stockholm Film Festival and it was a horror fest. The production value is so high and I couldn't wait to see what this movie would be like in real life. All I know is that the cast has no idea what they want to do with these characters. So far I only have seen one of the actors and it ...	I saw 'Descent' last night at the Stockholm Film Festival and it was a really terrible film. I'm an American, but in Sweden there is a culture of horror that is the norm for most people. The acting is poor. The soundtrack was the most painful thing I've ever heard. It felt like one of those early 80's low budget horror...
It's pretty bad when the generic movie synopsis has more information than the film	1	It's pretty bad when the generic movie synopsis has more information than the film.<br /><br />"A thriller at a level you won't get if you're sitting through it with the sound on" <br /><br />Well-written, bad-looking scripts, bad cinematography, and awful special effects. Don't bother seeing it if you have an idea wha...	It's pretty bad when the generic movie synopsis has more information than the film. <br /><br />This is a bad movie that has no redeeming features. <br /><br />It has not a single redeeming quality that I can remember. <br /><br />This is bad. I could go on for hours on this movie (this is not the only bad movie from t...
Having just recently re-viewed "Lipstick" for the first	1	Having just recently re-viewed "Lipstick" for the first time, I must confess that I've always liked this movie. I think all of the cast members are great too. The acting is solid. The plot is very well paced. It's just that great! This movie could easily be an all-time-movies-hitter. I love this movie. I love all of th...	Having just recently re-viewed "Lipstick" for the first time, I can really understand why this was a surprise hit. It was a great movie that has an underrated gem. There is nothing in this movie to be taken lightly.<br /><br />The characters are all great! This is very much a movie for adults, and also for kids to enjo...
Revenge is one of my favorite themes in film. Moreso, "	1	Revenge is one of my favorite themes in film. Moreso, "Revenge" has a great script, a superb story, the performances, and a great film score.<br /><br />As I wrote about before, there's little doubt in my mind that this is one of the best revenge movies I've ever seen. Just the way the characters are put together makes...	Revenge is one of my favorite themes in film. Moreso, "Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes" is the same. <br /><br />I don't know how this one even makes it on the big screen.<br /><br />But this movie is really bad. I mean it's one of those movies you might even laugh at if you're trying to laugh.<br /><br />I swear some o...
Rosario Dawson stars as a girl who is date raped and then begins a	1	Rosario Dawson stars as a girl who is date raped and then begins a romance with the only boy in her house. It is a comedy about romance, but it is not a comedy. It has a lot of heart to it that is not very predictable.<br /><br />To be honest I really have to wonder if they filmed this and did not want to make an actua...	Rosario Dawson stars as a girl who is date raped and then begins a witch hunt at school. The movie stars the most beautiful actress of her generation and is directed by Michael Ondaatje and filmed in a style of the 1970's. The story revolves around the girl who had already been traumatized and who was just waiting to h...
This movie sucked plain and simple. Okay so it's basically about a girl	1	This movie sucked plain and simple. Okay so it's basically about a girl who wants to be a singer and tries everything to make it happen, and she has some really amazing outfits for some reason (she's like that in my opinion). Okay so she can sing, and she can act really well, but really this is the movie that made me r...	This movie sucked plain and simple. Okay so it's basically about a girl and her best friend(sorta) trying to take a plane with her and her best friend and then she gets stuck in it and they get a little too friendly so they decide to take that plane. Okay so the airplane doesn't crash so they just make do with nothing....
I'm going to write about this movie and about "Irreversible"	1	I'm going to write about this movie and about "Irreversible" and not about this particular movie. The difference between the two? The movie is about how an older man is unable to take care of his young daughter, the story has to do with how a family deals with the tragedy of the young family. The story is very interest...	I'm going to write about this movie and about "Irreversible" and then this. There's a lot of good things to talk about, a lot of good characters to talk about, a lot of characters to talk about, a great supporting cast, and most importantly, a really really good, bad, funny, intelligent script. And so much more to talk...
This movie was disgusting. Their should be a warning that some sadistic nasty	1	This movie was disgusting. Their should be a warning that some sadistic nasty guy who wants to be seen as an artist should not be in this situation. This guy seems to be a typical "hip" character with little to no character. No respect for women in his character and his personality. The movie is just so boring and pred...	This movie was disgusting. Their should be a warning that some sadistic nasty guys can't resist making people sick. I hope everyone is as dumb as they act. The ending is not nice. Too bad. Maybe if they wouldn't show so many blood, they would. The plot is just weird. The acting is really very bad. Also it's hard not to...
If you want to watch a good film about how women can fight back against	1	If you want to watch a good film about how women can fight back against rape then watch the excellent Jackie Chan movie. Jackie Chan is a very interesting film, with beautiful female characters and a very interesting story, the movie moves very fast. The cinematography in this movie is very good and if you look at it f...	If you want to watch a good film about how women can fight back against the media, this is the movie for you. The film focuses mainly on the story of Maria and her relationship with her sister (Maria's mother) whom we hear from throughout the film. We meet with her sister for the first time and we see Maria in action. ...
Do not waste your time or your money on this movie. My roommate rented	1	Do not waste your time or your money on this movie. My roommate rented this and was all too happy to be watching it with me in his room! I think the film should be banned if it was produced, but I wouldn't blame anyone for renting it and getting a better price on it. The movie is nothing but a pile of trash in the movi...	Do not waste your time or your money on this movie. My roommate rented it on his VHS rental. All I saw was a bunch of junk talking heads making up songs and stuff. I had to wait 10 min to see it. It was like waiting around in line at a party until the DJ played that annoying DJ mix. I don't know what was going on in th...
Okay so i found out about this movie and I watched the preview read almost	1	Okay so i found out about this movie and I watched the preview read almost all the reviews on it, this movie wasn't a joke, and was quite well done. I can't believe that you have nothing constructive to say about this movie, the first thing i want to say is the cast, well that cast is really impressive. I think the act...	Okay so i found out about this movie and I watched the preview read almost all of the previews and got excited to go into the theater and watch the movie, well, the movie isn't that bad. I can't remember the other movies I saw when i was younger but this was one that I watched about 2 decades ago. There was actually so...
This movie offers NOTHING to anyone. It doesn't succeed on ANY	1	This movie offers NOTHING to anyone. It doesn't succeed on ANY level with the cast of characters. It does the bare minimum with the actors. The cinematography is so cheesy, boring and boring and the acting is so flat and stupid. I am no expert, but I am a long time actor and have no problem with acting on what is prese...	This movie offers NOTHING to anyone. It doesn't succeed on ANY level to me in terms of entertainment. There is nothing in the film to entice someone in your presence and the acting is completely boring.<br /><br />The only redeeming feature is the musical score, which is awesome. The movie also has a great storyline th...
You know all those letters to "Father Christmas" and "Jesus" that	1	You know all those letters to "Father Christmas" and "Jesus" that were supposed to be Christmas-themed? Apparently that's okay because "Father Christmas" isn't Christmas-themed but "Christmas", and when you've got Christmas-themed songs like the ones you've got here, then "Christmas" starts to feel a lot like "Father C...	You know all those letters to "Father Christmas" and "Jesus" that come to your mind? They are the letters that are the characters in the story. So, you want a fun game and not a boring movie. Let your child read the story first, then show the character letters to help show the character.<br /><br />Make sure to check o...
This movie had a IMDB rating of 8.1 so I expected much	1	This movie had a IMDB rating of 8.1 so I expected much (maybe too much?) but this movie was just so so awful and bad! The only reason I'm not mad is the "badass" actor in the movie is actually a man of low standards. I wouldn't care that he was white or anything but I would care if he was a guy like the chick in the mo...	This movie had a IMDB rating of 8.1 so I expected much from the story and was disappointed with that. This movie made me cry. The movie had nothing to do with the plot and it felt like it was a rehash of one of his earlier films. Its an all-time low.<br /><br />Its not to be seen if you like films like "Pulp Fiction" a...
'Dead Letter Office' is a low-budget film about a couple of	1	'Dead Letter Office' is a low-budget film about a couple of men who have to work at odd hours of the day to do a job at the hospital, and they find out that their boss has a hidden daughter. The film also includes their boss' wife and her lover. The film does not have too many plot holes and this film is an enjoyable w...	'Dead Letter Office' is a low-budget film about a couple of losers, one of them is a man and the other of them is a woman who have to do nothing with the work and in fact they are more useful to their employer in the form of babysitting. Well, the good part about this film was what is shown the two couples when they ar...
This picture seemed way to slanted, it's almost as bad as the	1	This picture seemed way to slanted, it's almost as bad as the "Man of the Year" for all I care because of the director that was in charge(Shaw) of making the movie. I was so disappointed and it's so embarrassing. The only reason that I was there with family was because the movie is so bad. I have never been a drama buf...	This picture seemed way to slanted, it's almost as bad as the movie. So I couldn't take that as a good thing. What I did take away from this film was this idea of a movie that doesn't let you go into a movie knowing what you're going to see. It's like a film class in here, and you'll go back and watch it a handful of t...
When Marlene Dietrich was labeled box office poison in 1938 one of a	1	When Marlene Dietrich was labeled box office poison in 1938 one of a series of terrible studio films released to the negative public, that is until she came along. She came as a total surprise to many and her work was hailed as a masterwork. The woman in all her glory was also considered a genius but as with most other...	When Marlene Dietrich was labeled box office poison in 1938 one of a half-dozen or so films that would define her. Her only two films with Ben Stein. The script is so convoluted and overblown that many of her films seem like they were written to be performed in reverse in an audience of people with no knowledge of the ...
The real star of this ridiculous story is glorious technicolor. A visual	1	The real star of this ridiculous story is glorious technicolor. A visual metaphor of how the technology of today is so different from that of the old days. The way the cinematographer would make his subject seem to float in the air above the camera lens in the late sixties, this time with a real camera and actors doing...	The real star of this ridiculous story is glorious technicolor. A visual marvel, especially in the sequence with the "new" camera angles. In this scene, we're treated to a spectacular vistas of the entire South Park Studios, and the actors are all excellent, with the exception of the old man at the end, who was pretty ...
As a great admirer of Marlene Dietrich, I had to (	1	As a great admirer of Marlene Dietrich, I had to (just like the rest of the world) to see her in person. It seemed like such an insult to have a character who plays such a low and stupid character. You can't even call her dumb. The acting and the direction was bad as usual from director Paul LeBlanc. I was more impress...	As a great admirer of Marlene Dietrich, I had to (for the first time) watch this film. Not because I'm a big Dietrich fan (as I say that there is a huge difference between "I am a big Dietrich fan" and "I think Dietrich is excellent" and if you're going to be critical of one you better be really good and not like Marle...
My first full Heston movie. The movie that everyone already knows the ending	1	My first full Heston movie. The movie that everyone already knows the ending by. It's Heston as a young guy who comes back from the dead. It's a fantastic movie. The story of his coming back to life and the plot of the movie with the vampire are different, but they have a lot in common in Heston's character. The actors...	My first full Heston movie. The movie that everyone already knows the ending of. He is as good as ever with his voice, but he is a total babe all the way with his dancing and the dancing is so awkward. But the funniest thing is how great he is as a mother in her little rocking chair. His wife is not on screen. Heston's...
Anyone who has a remote interest in science fiction should start at the basics.	1	Anyone who has a remote interest in science fiction should start at the basics. There's a reason the first book of this series was written by the same person. They had to change the name for political reasons. The new characters are very bad (and that includes most of the actors), and it doesn't help that most of the s...	Anyone who has a remote interest in science fiction should start at the basics. A group of people all living in a small house in the middle of nowhere are living life at its simplest. There is a single bathroom and no electricity. The only reason they are able to go out is because they have an enormous cash reserve. Th...
I watched this movie recently together with my sister who likes the performances of Sophia	1	I watched this movie recently together with my sister who likes the performances of Sophia Felt, Maggie Smith and Robin Hood (She is very attractive and is really nice) and I just hope this movie is not a good movie because you don't need a great actor to be a good character actor. I think this is the best acting by th...	I watched this movie recently together with my sister who likes the performances of Sophia Loren and Julie Taymor.<br /><br />I was in the audience so I could really hear what they were saying, but I was not really in the right time to understand. I thought the movie might be a bit boring, but it was very enjoyable.<br...
"Fever Pitch" isn't a bad film; it's a terrible	1	"Fever Pitch" isn't a bad film; it's a terrible film. It's like when "Wizard Of Oz" is compared to the first. It's even worse. This film was a disappointment. It has nothing in common with the first. A kid must have been crazy for making a silly movie that was obviously "for kids". Even with the silly story, the acting...	"Fever Pitch" isn't a bad film; it's a terrible one. "Fever Pitch" is terrible. "Fever Pitch" was made by an awful director who made another horrible film ("Lily of the Valley") and an awful director who made a terrible movie ("The Color Purple" and the short film "Wanted Dead or Alive") before that.<br /><br />Why, yo...
I am generally more willing to be open minded about rom coms than many	1	I am generally more willing to be open minded about rom coms than many others. That being said, I am completely dumbfounded at the amount of thought put into this crap. Every time I watch it, I feel that the character of the protagonist, M.D. (Michael DeBakey), has just been thrown together in a poorly conceived script...	I am generally more willing to be open minded about rom coms than many others, though. I had my problems with this one. Some people in the first 25 minutes had a tendency to try to keep it simple.<br /><br />One of those people was my girlfriend. She was pretty in the first ten minutes. By the last ten minutes, she bec...
I saw this director's "Woman On The Beach" and could not understand	1	I saw this director's "Woman On The Beach" and could not understand his dialogue or his direction or his pacing. "Dirty Movies" is an attempt to correct that with the same great quality and the same intensity. I saw this director at the same time he directed "Man With No Name". I feel this is an even more accurate port...	I saw this director's "Woman On The Beach" and could not understand how they managed to make a mediocre-looking remake of "Tenderness of the River", with a little help from director James Cameron. Here, there is no help from anyone. This is one of the most horrible films I have ever seen. The only redeeming quality is ...
This movie sounded like it might be entertaining and interesting from its description. But	1	This movie sounded like it might be entertaining and interesting from its description. But to be completely honest, it was boring. It was a mix of movies with the main character being a zombie. Well, except for the music, except for the music. The only thing this movie did have was a nice plot that was pretty simple an...	This movie sounded like it might be entertaining and interesting from its description. But what a letdown.<br /><br />Its storyline, at times was confusing in places, and its characters were over the top and clichéd. The acting was atrocious. One of the cast members had no chemistry with the rest of the cast. Most of t...
This typically melodramatic Bollywood film has inexplicably become a favorite	1	This typically melodramatic Bollywood film has inexplicably become a favorite here in our office with its constant, unbroken flow of gory, over the top action. The film has a similar feel to another Bollywood film that we all love--(The Godfather) in that both films are action packed thrillers in a completely unreal wo...	This typically melodramatic Bollywood film has inexplicably become a favorite of some American movie reviewers, who are apparently obsessed with their Bollywood movie preferences. And while this is a well-done Bollywood comedy, the plot is not worth talking about as it is not even a comedy, it is a romantic drama. The ...
This was a disappointing horror film about a snotty young girl and her	1	This was a disappointing horror film about a snotty young girl and her mom. There is very little to recommend except for the movie. The plot was basically one long, predictable scene after another and the characters were just kind of bland. It was one of those films where you can't go wrong. That being the case, it's a...	This was a disappointing horror film about a snotty young girl and her sister who get together with her best friend and her ex boyfriend at a local bowling alley and try to bring together a bunch of crazy people in order to have some fun, which is great since it was directed by Danny Strong (of "P.C.") The film itself ...
After reading some very good reviews about this film I thought I would give it	1	After reading some very good reviews about this film I thought I would give it a listen. Unfortunately, a friend and I did not see it and didn't hear the credits. Since then I've been listening and I've really come out in love with this film. I don't know what the studio's intention was. What a beautiful piece of work,...	After reading some very good reviews about this film I thought I would give it a shot but I was very very disappointed. First thing that stood out to me was the terrible acting from the two most popular actors, which was in a bad way.<br /><br />Not to mention the plot that was completely unbelievable. The plot consist...
normally i'm not the sort to be scared by horror movies, but	1	normally i'm not the sort to be scared by horror movies, but this one is just so damn scary I can't get anything else out of my head. the acting and directing are both so horrible, and the acting and writing are so bad, i just wanted to go and vomit. i'm not even sure if it's possible to be scared by this movie, this i...	normally i'm not the sort to be scared by horror movies, but i do see a few in my work with family and friends. i first saw this about 10 years ago when my friend found it in the family's movie room and decided to watch it. he had a friend that saw it too and had to watch it as a part of the horror marathon, so i just ...
I was rooting for this film as it's a remake of a 1970s	1	I was rooting for this film as it's a remake of a 1970s TV movie, which I watched with my son, whom was 6 years old. There is some "dramatic flair", but the plot of the movie (which has a few old actors playing new characters) feels rushed.<br /><br />However, the movie never falls into that same problem that I'm sure ...	I was rooting for this film as it's a remake of a 1970s cartoon that aired on TV and I'm a huge fan of the original. I really hope that they bring it back with a better version. The animated characters on this have been redrawn and not to my liking which is very disappointing for this cartoon to be a remake. The animat...
An intriguing premise of hand-drawn fantasy come to life in a child's	1	An intriguing premise of hand-drawn fantasy come to life in a child's animated short which takes you through the various stages of a long story. It was a fun little short, well-directed, and it had quite a few surprises. It's a lot more engaging than you might expect, with a great set to explore, a great atmosphere, an...	An intriguing premise of hand-drawn fantasy come to life in a child's cartoon on the little box of a television. The series has been well received. A woman must face a very evil lord who wants to bring the world of cartoon heroes and monsters to the people. A group of people must fight to save this realm. Some of these...
In 1988, Paperhouse was hailed as a "thinking man's horror film	1	In 1988, Paperhouse was hailed as a "thinking man's horror film" by both critics and moviegoers. In today's hyper-convenience-dominated era (in which time is almost all for instant access to a movie theater, and "thought-provoking" is the only term that is allowed to describe a film) of instant information, it's quite ...	In 1988, Paperhouse was hailed as a "thinking man's horror film" by John Lee (the director of the original film) because it was "the first horror film to really bring a psychological bite to what is meant to be the most over-the-top of horror films. The basic story of an evil woman with a mind of her own using her comp...
Films starring child actors put themselves on the back foot from the very beginning	1	Films starring child actors put themselves on the back foot from the very beginning. It's very easy to see the "child actors" are not in the correct roles. The directors should avoid "child actors" films with adult actors. I have a lot of trouble believing any of the child actors are not actors at least. (One of the di...	Films starring child actors put themselves on the back foot from the very beginning. This movie had a few very small actors who would do anything to try and be a child again. It is very cheesy and very over the top and was never really a funny movie.<br /><br />It is a movie that is meant to be seen with kids on the wh...
First I liked that movie. It seemed to me a nice comedy with some	1	First I liked that movie. It seemed to me a nice comedy with some good music and a nice script that was funny but just a little sad. The acting was pretty bad. For example in the opening scene where they're walking through the woods to find some birds to kill there's about two decent characters with funny one liners fo...	First I liked that movie. It seemed to me a nice comedy with some good ideas, good actors, and a good script. The thing is, it was a little predictable. It was good. It felt like a family movie that's the way it was shot (which they were quite accurate), it was funny, it had some nice music and acting, and some good ac...
Predictable plot. Simple dialogue. Shockingly unemotional performances.	1	Predictable plot. Simple dialogue. Shockingly unemotional performances. Terrible script. There's only one character that's actually interesting, and that's the female lead. The "villains" are just like their "heroes", and the story is just as cliché. The actors (including the lead actor) are really, really bad. This is...	Predictable plot. Simple dialogue. Shockingly unemotional performances. No surprises. No reason to watch this movie. It's hard to describe the film, but you just have to see the movie to see how terrible the plot and the direction are. <br /><br />Predictable performance. No chemistry. No plot development. No reason to...
'Chances Are' a big mistake to see. You could know director	1	'Chances Are' a big mistake to see. You could know director and cast. I've also seen some awful bad movies. If you have a low IQ (like me), do not watch. It's one of the most boring movies I've ever seen in my entire life. Most of the audience just sat there, watching the actors doing their own thing without knowing wh...	'Chances Are' a big mistake to see. You could know director Mike DeCoteau for films such as 'Ossy', 'The Long Way Round' and 'All the Time' but in this low budget flick, the director is simply too big to make a proper movie. His attempts at directing just fail to keep you entertained.<br /><br />In my opinion, the film...
Chances are if I watched this again I might get physically sick, the	1	Chances are if I watched this again I might get physically sick, the movie was so depressing that I almost got too into it. The one positive about the movie is that the actors were funny, but other than that the movie is just terrible. But I'm glad it wasn't an all star cast because I was sure they would have been emba...	Chances are if I watched this again I might get physically sick, the gore was really weird (I hate a lot of gore in the 70's, and I guess this is another of my issues) I just couldn't find that "clever" stuff which made this an interesting horror flick. The plot, you know, some sort of monster from outer space. The end...
Silly, simplistic, and short, GUN CRAZY (VOLUME	1	Silly, simplistic, and short, GUN CRAZY (VOLUME II) is a pretty boring film. This is a great story of a guy that goes searching for a car that has gone missing. All of the actors perform so well, and the film is actually pretty entertaining, although, the movie never really really stays with you. The acting isn't alway...	Silly, simplistic, and short, GUN CRAZY (VOLUME 2) is a must-see for all true fans of genre classics such as THE NINJAGOIDS, KINGDOM OF MANKIND and KAWAI WARRIOR. But beware this movie is almost always the same, with only slight variations, as some have pointed out. This would be an interesting title if it was differen...
Oh dear. I was so disappointed that this movie was just a rip-	1	Oh dear. I was so disappointed that this movie was just a rip-off of "Silly Love Songs." The only characters were a mother, the main character's son, and his brother. The acting was atrocious. They were all horrible, and the acting was really poor. Everyone was just horrible. The ending was stupid. The director was lik...	Oh dear. I was so disappointed that this movie was just a rip-off of a few movies like the other movies before it. If you have seen any of these movies you will see the similarity. This is basically just a bad remake of all the big movies. What was going on this time? It was not so great or interesting but it did not f...
i would have given this movie a 1 out of 10 if it weren't	1	i would have given this movie a 1 out of 10 if it weren't for the fantastic acting and good character dynamics between the cast. You need this show for the show. It is really interesting and the performances are great. If the show hadn't been so great, this show would have been a real let down. The writing is really re...	i would have given this movie a 1 out of 10 if it weren't for the acting. i have a thing for old fashioned actors, so with that being the case, i can see why they turned him in to a side character. however, after seeing the scenes where he is in full on street clothing, it really hurt his character as he was being port...
How did this become a blockbuster? Dear God I don't know where to	1	How did this become a blockbuster? Dear God I don't know where to start. The dialogue was just awful. The casting was atrocious. There was nothing redeemable. What can I say? It was just awful. No wonder why no one wants to watch it, because it's too awful. I was really hoping that this movie would get picked up for di...	How did this become a blockbuster? Dear God I don't know where to start. Not only are the characters ridiculous, but the story just flat-out sucks. The whole movie has nothing to do with anything else besides a plot. The director is an absolute piece of human garbage, and his cinematography is some combination of crapp...
So, I got a hold of this as an assignment for Trent Harris,	1	So, I got a hold of this as an assignment for Trent Harris, a grad student at the University of Chicago, so we could do a series of studies and then the story could be made into a feature-length film. The director wanted to make a film about the inner life of a man with a drug problem. He also wanted to make a film tha...	So, I got a hold of this as an assignment for Trent Harris, and I thought it would be interesting. I read this at a time of low interest in movies, and this movie was a surprise - I never would have guessed it would be such a hit. The story begins with an innocent man getting the shock of his life, and he's not about t...
It's amazing that this movie turns out to be in one of my hit	1	It's amazing that this movie turns out to be in one of my hit lists. Not just because I feel that I really want to see this movie. I found this movie to be very moving. It really shows us the way in which people in different circumstances can grow. This movie really shows what the real person is. It really doesn't matt...	It's amazing that this movie turns out to be in one of my hit lists every time I am in the theatre.<br /><br />The cast is well chosen, but really the best performance comes from the cast of the original cast members. It is all so well directed, and the plot is extremely well paced, with nothing but an engaging plot an...
I don't think any player in Hollywood history lasted as long as David N	1	I don't think any player in Hollywood history lasted as long as David Ngo. He appeared as a regular during this time and never looked like the same person, and that's one of the reasons I don't blame him for so many failures. He should have been playing it up for one minute. The movie he was in had something about it. ...	I don't think any player in Hollywood history lasted as long as David Ngo. One of the last great performances I have ever seen from him was in the 1984 movie "The Lady from Shanghai" in which Ngo stars as a gangster trying to run the world and the police are trying to stop him. This one, just before he became a celebri...
The oddly-named Vera-Ellen was to movie dancing what Sonja	1	The oddly-named Vera-Ellen was to movie dancing what Sonja was to rock music. What she brought to the stage was a combination of a dream, a dreamer, a dreamer, and a dreamer. She was a real-life "Mozart in the Jungle" and a rock singer who was on the rise. She was a born singer who was, in fact, not a singer but rather...	The oddly-named Vera-Ellen was to movie dancing what Sonja Warzel was to singing. The fact that the title song from "Mississippi" was the theme song of this film is not a surprise.<br /><br />Unlike most films with a romantic story line, this movie does have a lot of romance, and no one does what they want. A young wom...
"Happy Go Lovely" has only two things going for it. And those	1	"Happy Go Lovely" has only two things going for it. And those are the performances of the actors. The two actors who play the bad guys are in a very tough situation and, to save themselves, are both desperate for attention. Both of them have to be strong and well-mannered. The movie is also so incredibly slow, almost l...	"Happy Go Lovely" has only two things going for it. And those are (1) its premise (that you can take home a special gift), and (2) it's so-called "funny" story with a bunch of characters who are also in your face onscreen all the time, making you smile and laugh along with them. The plot is really boring and confusing,...
Happy Go Lovely is a waste of everybody's time and talent including the audience	1	Happy Go Lovely is a waste of everybody's time and talent including the audience and director. It's not worth watching, it's not worth renting, it's not worth waiting for either. I don't know what the movie's worth so I'm just throwing this out there. The movie is bad, and the plot is bad, but it doesn't really matter ...	Happy Go Lovely is a waste of everybody's time and talent including the audience for a movie that is clearly a mess of a film. It is not a very funny movie, and it will not get your vote high or low but i have to agree to this comment from a person who i know well, and it is the person that i see alot of with his wife ...
* May contain spoilers. * <br /><br />If LIV	1	* May contain spoilers. * <br /><br />If LIVING WELCOME TO JOHNNY'S is a movie about the worst aspects of life, I'd say it's even worse. As if that's not enough, there is some "fun" too, as if all the problems of the movie-making weren't already bad enough. The story begins like so many low budget (for the year) fi...	* May contain spoilers. * <br /><br />If LIVING WISHERS was the worst movie you have ever seen, then the worst of all is THIS. <br /><br />The movie has you watching for every detail: for the plot twists, for the actors' responses. You'll want to watch for the "plot" lines, for the "reveal" scenes, for every little...
I caught this film on AZN on cable. It sounded like it would	1	I caught this film on AZN on cable. It sounded like it would be great. I was not disappointed. The cinematography is phenomenal, the story just keeps unfolding. I did not expect an emotional story, a big emotional payoff. I expected a movie that had great music, great cinematography, and a cool, romantic ending. <br />...	I caught this film on AZN on cable. It sounded like it would have been a little too dark for most people but when I first saw the title song I knew it was going to be a horror movie.<br /><br />The only person in the theater I could relate to was the girl who was really creepy in the middle of the movie. She was the on...
I have never understood the appeal of this show. The acting is poor (	1	I have never understood the appeal of this show. The acting is poor (except for Sam and Mary in the cast) and that just goes with the bad acting. The editing is amateurish, and the writing is bad (some of it is in the middle). Most of the writers are just bad writers with no script to guide them. The series is one big ...	I have never understood the appeal of this show. The acting is poor (except for the two kids), the acting is cheesy, the writing is flat and the soundtrack is completely unoriginal. It is a total let down after all and just does not seem like a serious show at all. I am actually disappointed in this show and do not rec...
I've tried to watch this show several times, but for a show called	1	I've tried to watch this show several times, but for a show called "Hollywood Undead" it is a lot to swallow. A truly terrible movie, an insult to most film lovers. The story is a complete mystery to me. There are no solid stories (or even character stories) or any sense of character development or even anything to rec...	I've tried to watch this show several times, but for a show called "Battlestar Galactica," this one just isn't for me. The show was awful. The cast was so annoying that they made it annoying. <br /><br />This is just a "watchable" episode, just not one that has to be watched over several days. It's a nice episode that ...
As someone who lived through,and still remembers that decade vividly,if the	1	As someone who lived through,and still remembers that decade vividly,if the show is not to be watched (I would advise not as it was before it)it's for a good time alone with an adult,I would have seen it with the sound off and have no idea what was said.I was in this era and this show was a great nostalgia gift for me....	As someone who lived through,and still remembers that decade vividly,if the movies were this bad in 1982,they were this bad in 1990. the story is weak and the actors really don't have a lot of talent. "Hollywood Diner" is a pretty awful movie with not much comedy or action. the only comedy in the movie comes from the t...
Why is this show so popular? It's beyond me why people like it	1	Why is this show so popular? It's beyond me why people like it. The fact that it's the same episode it's never been on or it has been in the past. The idea of the movie theater is gone. The concept is gone. The actors are just not acting anymore and the scripts don't have any energy. The people who work in the theater ...	Why is this show so popular? It's beyond me why people like it. If you are a true comic book fan (and that's who the show is aimed at) you will enjoy it. However if you are a comic book fan like me you wont be a fan at all. I think this show is very similar to "Arrow" but that is about 15 years old now. I think the sho...
The Invisible Maniac starts as a young Kevin Dornwinkle (K	1	The Invisible Maniac starts as a young Kevin Dornwinkle (Kurt Russell) goes on a strange adventure to rescue his kidnapped cousin. He soon discovers his mind is the target of an alien brain virus, and all of his "fun" memories are wiped clean. As if these weren't bad enough, his new friend (Christopher Lee) is the last...	The Invisible Maniac starts as a young Kevin Dornwinkle (Kris Kristofferson) becomes obsessed with the psychic book-reading Tarot which is also known as the Tarot or the Tarot of the Tarot. The book contains "hidden knowledge", which can only be found by reading Tarot cards, and, in turn, they tell the story of the Tar...
Take one look at the cover of this movie, and you know right away	1	Take one look at the cover of this movie, and you know right away that it's a knockoff. It's cheap, and it's lame. That's good! But, the story is what really keeps it from being bad. The characters are not well written, and the characters are not very believable.<br /><br />The story revolves around a group of five tee...	Take one look at the cover of this movie, and you know right away that the plot is nothing short of absurd. In addition to that, the whole movie is just filled with so many clichés. The characters are one dimensional at best. The plot and script are pretty simple and bland, at best.<br /><br />All actors are bland and ...
Here's an interesting little movie that strictly gives the phrase "low budget"	1	Here's an interesting little movie that strictly gives the phrase "low budget" an unfair (and wrong) portrayal. Not to say it wasn't low budget, but even at that, the visual effects were a little dated at best and the directing was very choppy. For some strange reason the film does not make for great cinema, although I...	Here's an interesting little movie that strictly gives the phrase "low budget" a little bit of a bad name. This one features some genuinely interesting actors and a real treat for the film-head.<br /><br />The plot features a story that follows a girl, Jennifer, who is a girl from a troubled family, and some of the cas...
Saw this late one night on cable. At the time I didn't	1	Saw this late one night on cable. At the time I didn't have cable it was hard for me to watch on cable. It was a horrible movie about an artist and the artist. I watched it with the door closed behind me and felt the whole thing sucked. No real story, no characters I thought it was horrible.<br /><br />Now, this isn't ...	Saw this late one night on cable. At the time I didn't like it and it was all over the box.<br /><br />I bought it anyway because of the low price, and even though, there was nothing there.<br /><br />I've never had an idea what a horror flick was but I found this one very disturbing. At the end I just sat there laughi...
This movie is just plain bad. It isn't even worth watching to make	1	This movie is just plain bad. It isn't even worth watching to make a point. They can make a real masterpiece out of "The Shining" and "The Matrix" but all these other movies are bad in a lot of ways. These movies are just stupid at best. They try to make a movie out of nothing. They just want to add another movie to a ...	This movie is just plain bad. It isn't even worth watching to make your jaw drop every time the guy is about to go down and the girl is up, it just makes you uncomfortable and it is the perfect example of a bad film with a poor story. This was an especially bad movie to watch, the editing is just awful. The only thing ...
Okay guys, we know why we watch film like "The Invisible Maniac	1	Okay guys, we know why we watch film like "The Invisible Maniac" here and the "Mystery of the Century" here. It is because they are a great cast. A whole bunch of people who aren't actors, so it's a cast that is good. The only problem with these films, is the lack of characters. It is hard for the writer to provide the...	Okay guys, we know why we watch film like "The Invisible Maniac" or "Dead Boy" or "The Three Stooges"...it's so we can watch this one. This is such a terrible film to watch, it's really not even that bad because it really does have some good. Like the actors and all the great music.<br /><br />I can't believe they even...
I loved the Batman tv series and was really looking forward to this. But	1	I loved the Batman tv series and was really looking forward to this. But at the same time I was really annoyed with the direction of the show and the actors and I think this was a failure on both sides of the camera. This movie is the same. I don't even know where to start, except that I saw it on the very same channel...	I loved the Batman tv series and was really looking forward to this. But the only thing it really did justice to me was just the fact of it being a sequel to a hit tv show and not just a straight up sequel like so many movies have. That being said the first thing about this movie that stood out was the acting. The movi...
I may not be the one to review this movie because after 45 minutes of	1	I may not be the one to review this movie because after 45 minutes of this stupid, self-indulgent, garbage, you have to turn off the TV in order to enjoy it. It's not bad per se, but it's really a waste. One of those movies where a bad script can turn it into something enjoyable but for the wrong reason. It has nothing...	I may not be the one to review this movie because after 45 minutes of "gut feeling" in which I can only express the negative feeling of being "overwhelmed" with the quality of the acting. However, I am really surprised at the lack of any of the movie's main actors, actors, or actors (if they are there), but that is a g...
How sheep-like the movie going public so often proves to be. As	1	How sheep-like the movie going public so often proves to be. As a director and a performer, the cast is a joke, and the special effects are pathetic, the plot goes nowhere, and even in the rare moments of action or "plot", it feels like this is a film that is being shot and edited for a DVD-quality presentation, rather...	How sheep-like the movie going public so often proves to be. As for the film itself, it was an old-fashioned adventure that could not be saved. "There was nothing like it ever, I can't remember one film like it, I just can't see it as anything other than one of those 'haunted' or 'lost' films that have disappeared. "Wi...
I don't understand people. Why is it that this movie is getting an	1	I don't understand people. Why is it that this movie is getting an awful reputation that all of us have in the film community. I can't help but think about the "good old days" of the 1950s. If you see something like this you would have to have been one of the "old" kids back then. The cinematographer and the cinematogr...	I don't understand people. Why is it that this movie is getting an extremely negative backlash? I mean, who wants to see a movie with the people on the cover? I'm actually glad I'm not the type to take the kids. This movie has a very unique story and it's very very enjoyable to watch. You may not like the fact that the...
Users who have rated this movie so highly simply can't have seen enough good	1	Users who have rated this movie so highly simply can't have seen enough good footage to comment on how good the film is. The actors are superb and I haven't seen the film as a whole, but I've seen the entire thing several times with my eyes open. There are numerous wonderful bits of dialogue in this film which make you...	Users who have rated this movie so highly simply can't have seen enough good movies to rate one below this. This isn't so much a horror movie, it's an entertaining "poker" comedy with some very fun acting (especially by Jeff Bridges and his two characters), an excellent plot, great acting and a great performance by Jef...
Macy, Ullman and Sutherland were as great as usual. R	1	Macy, Ullman and Sutherland were as great as usual. Rounding out the cast was Sean Connery. Overall, the movie did not appeal to me.<br /><br />"The Matrix" was a very different kind of film. The storyline was not one that I would want to watch again, so it is much more suitable for those that are not fans of this movi...	Macy, Ullman and Sutherland were as great as usual. RiffTrax didn't get too much love in this movie, and they definitely earned it.<br /><br />The movie starts with a bang, with a "funny" flashback to a character or people, but within a minute there's a little bit of a lull, and then the movie really starts. There's gr...
Undeveloped/unbelievable story line,(by the	1	Undeveloped/unbelievable story line,(by the guy who wrote the book) is a mixed bag of suspenseful situations that just didn't pay out for the movie. The movie also got way ahead of itself, but it's a story that you really have to think about, because there are no plot holes or unnecessary scenes to be found in this mov...	Undeveloped/unbelievable story line,(by the writer of the book), a young child finds an alligator, a crocodile in the water, but, when the family discovers the beast's secret, everything is changed. The father/daughter finds their parents in the basement, and the children are being killed. They find a crocodile, but it...
I watched this movie, and hoped for something to get better the entire time	1	I watched this movie, and hoped for something to get better the entire time. It didn't get better. The plot was about a woman's daughter and a guy she dated when she was 15, who was in a band. She is in the same boat as the rest of the movie. It is one that is easy to watch but hard to do well. It is a very simple stor...	I watched this movie, and hoped for something to get better the entire time. Not only is the movie very confusing. I'm a big fan of the first two hours, and the entire rest of the movie is hard to understand.<br /><br />The story is not very well presented, there is nothing particularly moving. All you want is to sit t...
I cannot believe this woodenly written and directed piece of cliche film got	1	I cannot believe this woodenly written and directed piece of cliche film got into any awards. I guess it really appeals more to the people who think films from their youth have to be taken to the most ridiculous extreme. The cast is all pretty, in that good-natured, innocent-and-sunny sense, and the supporting cast of ...	I cannot believe this woodenly written and directed piece of cliche film got a decent release on video. The entire cast does a very good job, especially Mr. Haddaway, as ever, and he seems as good a role-player as ever. The film's best shot is at the end where you get the impression that it wasn't really a romantic com...
Some kids are hiking in the mountains, and one of them goes into a	1	Some kids are hiking in the mountains, and one of them goes into a cave where an ancient relic, the legendary Silver Sword, can be found. There he encounters a weird, very weird, mystical character who has to be seen to be believed. After finding the sword, they fight to avenge the life of their friend. Oh, the Silver ...	Some kids are hiking in the mountains, and one of them goes into a cave with his dog, and his friend and two old friends to play, and their dog gets out and begins to show him the power of the spirits. The dog starts to get weird as a ghost, and his friend and two other kids begin to believe in him.<br /><br />The film...
My wife and I like to rent really stupid horror/sci-fi movies	1	My wife and I like to rent really stupid horror/sci-fi movies because we don't like to have to think or read and because it's a great way to waste time that does not come very often in this day and age! This movie was so bad that I was quite ashamed of the two minutes of it I saw. It is the ultimate waste of your time ...	My wife and I like to rent really stupid horror/sci-fi movies. This one was definitely a total bummer and we were pretty shocked by the ending. I was completely expecting her to be eaten by the monster as he's just an old dude with a big gun that's way too awesome to fight.<br /><br />The movie got more ridiculous thro...
This movie is so awful, it is hard to find the right words to	1	This movie is so awful, it is hard to find the right words to describe. I wish I could describe it. This movie was so unbelievably awful, I can't even try.<br /><br />Do not watch this movie unless you have at least one other person in your house that wants to watch it. I can't imagine the director even remotely trying...	This movie is so awful, it is hard to find the right words to describe it. I have seen this movie a total of a few times because it is such a horrible piece of cinema. The plot is stupid, and the plot is stupider than the plot of "Beverly Hills Cop". I don't know what else the director could have put in, but he couldn'...
I mean really, how could Charles Band the head of Full Moon let a	1	I mean really, how could Charles Band the head of Full Moon let a dog with a leash and a camera be a band to start with? If the head of Full Moon, who in my opinion isn't that bad, doesn't have a clue, how in God's name could a person who just saw this movie believe that a dog with a camera and a leash was the most imp...	I mean really, how could Charles Band the head of Full Moon let a stupid movie like this get past him? Sure it didn't have any of the plot of the actual movie, but it made the movie less boring. And it gave the movie a "new start" for the band, after a disastrous experience in England and it's possible to watch a few o...
This movie is about Tyrannus, a gladiator who is brought back from	1	This movie is about Tyrannus, a gladiator who is brought back from the dead and now has the power to destroy the world with his gladiator skills. The main character wants to get to the bottom of this, but he also wants to save some friends who have been killed. He gets the support of these friends, and they are in the ...	This movie is about Tyrannus, a gladiator who is brought back from the grave and has to face the other gladiators and people who will face him. This is by far the worst movie that i've seen in a while. I can only see two movies that have been better. One was the movie with the two lead guys, and the other movie is the ...
okay, this movie f*ck in' rules. it is without	1	okay, this movie f*ck in' rules. it is without a doubt the most retarded of the many movies made by this dude. why did he even make a movie. i hope they make a remake of this because it is a shame. I mean, he came up with the same idea in a totally retarded way. i saw this movie the other day and i thought it sucked. w...	okay, this movie f*ck in' rules. it is without a doubt the best thing i've seen since the end of kramer with jason and kris (if not a better) and it has a hilarious plot and an awesome soundtrack that makes up for all of that. i would pay a dime to see this movie over kramer. a friend of mine bought me a copy for $6 so...
WARNING SPOILERS***** A really stupid movie about a group of young exc	1	WARNING SPOILERS***** A really stupid movie about a group of young exciters who get together for a "party of friends" in which everyone tries to dress up. Everyone is a "freak" because there is no pretension whatsoever. The party consists of everything from a bunch of lads with huge eyes in a bunch of girls in the same...	WARNING SPOILERS***** A really stupid movie about a group of young excused ex-garnet's with a few other people from a community of ex-ex-ex-bond students at an ex-ex-cafeteria. The whole movie is bad. This is a really, really bad movie. There are only two things that are good. The plot, and the characters. The movie is...
For some reason, various young couples hiking through the Italian Alps split up to	1	For some reason, various young couples hiking through the Italian Alps split up to look for something different to do. Well, the couple who were headed up to Berli in the hope of finding adventure, find the path to the top of the mountain with all the necessary accoutrements and find the entrance to the cave. The cave ...	For some reason, various young couples hiking through the Italian Alps split up to form a mountain-climbing club - which includes a girl (Mia) who wants to climb it with her boyfriend (Trent) of course. They're soon joined by an old mountain gorilla, who is just a little disappointed that you're not as good as him, alt...
This film is exactly what you get when you really over stretch your abilities,	1	This film is exactly what you get when you really over stretch your abilities, but I can't believe that this movie has not been voted top five best movies in the world. If there was any film to watch on this year's top ten list, it would have to be this one!! A true gem of the best! The story is just incredible and yet...	This film is exactly what you get when you really over stretch your abilities, the screenplay is really not that bad, the cast are really just plain, the acting is really not all that great but they still managed to get a couple of decent actors in this as well. the film is all set to one side and all the action comes ...
I rented this one to see Vanesa Talor one more time. She	1	I rented this one to see Vanesa Talor one more time. She is beautiful and I have no clue why. This was the second time I've seen this actress in this short but you have to realize, she's young and attractive. Her performance was quite believable. The script was nice. The supporting cast members were very good too. They...	I rented this one to see Vanesa Talor one more time. She was a real pain in the arse and she was only trying to pass a message that she should be taken out at the end of the film as she made the mistake of speaking with her mouth. I remember she seemed to be trying to show that she is some sort of "new blood" actress a...
Seriously. I just wrapped up my first viewing of Demonicus and words have	1	Seriously. I just wrapped up my first viewing of Demonicus and words have not done the movie justice. This is a movie that needs to have the same time in its DVD case as a movie that comes out to be just like it, but I can't even say anything decent about this movie. There's just no good jokes or anything to laugh at, ...	Seriously. I just wrapped up my first viewing of Demonicus and words have no explanation for what is wrong with these people. Why are they all so big on their TV shows or how the world is run? It's just weird, really. How is this ever supposed to be a good movie? It seems like it was set to be made as a TV drama - with...

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