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You're always miserable. No wonder no one likes you. |
@GreasyMongoloid ....oh your going? #imoutnow .... |
@Zoeyyyx22 Your both douches \ud83d\ude24 |
@heather_petcher look at my tweet before this. |
polo all day baby |
@MarcusGillmor06 wish I could retweet that! |
Yep it's raining! Perfect!! |
It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaaaar...FOOTBALL SEASON! |
Time for that nap, then hitting up bdubs later for some wings and beer!! |
Well the weather outside is weather. |
@BMSorenson @siradamcooper psst..You can't tell him that you actually love him. It's a secret. I want him to think you love me more :) shhh |
@slaylisonswift is this true I do like to know I'm looking truly in my tweets of anything that would deserve to be here for Taylor swift |
@Denaaaa who has ap for Indy? |
Payton just perfumed my feet \ud83d\ude02 |
@H_Grabbs yeah ! |
@bristaats15 @corie_25 whatevs... |
Want to be healthier. Going grocery shopping tomorrow night. Any suggestions as to what I should get?? |
@Hawksfan22 @lolachawk yum I'm Gna try that one!! |
Gosh dang how many selfies can u post on twitter per week |
@jaygeemsg Hope your feeling better John. Maybe a goalie mask tonight, lol |
I feel like shit. Thanks flu shot. Now I'm feeling run down and chipped like our house pets. Lol. Fake. I am run down, but no Obama chip. |
I try to sleep in and i wake up at 830. #fml |
I am EXTREMELY stoked for tmrw after!!! Get to spend some time with my spiritual grandmother.....WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!! #sostoked :D |
I HUGGED @wesleystromberg OMG OMG OMG #fangirling |
I would honestly be there for anyone at anytime. |
Chocolate milk and four gummy vitamins is the cure for even the worst hangover |
I'm pissed, those kids were pussies |
More than anything I had this video of McKay singing that was golden and that's the main reason I'm so pissed |
HolyMaatta with a kick pass #Pens#NHL |
@JodiWhitacre I totally just seen this! I will keep them in line! John and Simon sure crack me up! Today was beautiful. #missyou |
When mom comes in and makes sure im ok>> |
@cornflake70 ya, I should be good from there for a long time now lol |
@TigerLadySoccer miss you girls too! |
Jammin Miley this am \ud83d\ude19 |
Funking Tim |
@RowellLeah wtf are you serious omg i need to move |
@ashleys_weird yay u did it !^.^ |
@TylerVincent4 where are you?! |
Silly bitches. |
@KingEarv #truth |
Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss #belkslovecorner |
Strumming my pain with his fingers\nSinging my life with his words\nKilling me softly with his song\nKilling me softly with his song |
Hope we have a good team dinner tmrw. |
@ZigZigm I never said that. But Zig. I need a man. Not a little boy. I'm sorry but it just wouldn't have worked. We can be friends.. |
@MeganRupp8 lol you got 3 favorites.... #Wooohooooo |
@engtechwriter This is awesome. I am going to #isf13 too! #edustoked |
There are 9 children under the age of 12 in my house |
You guys aren't my friends when you are picking on a girl you know nothing about #stfu |
I always lick my plate. Fuck with me. |
I know who my friends are . I wouldn't really even call it friends cause honestly I have one friend that has NEVER switched sides. Never. |
Did I really stay up past 4:00 just to watch The Cheetah Girls 2? #ohmygod |
@kiearaarianna28 yeah same but his pants are annoying |
Wedding festivities all weekend \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a |
@Tamerik_1 you should play soccer |
Just the thought of getting to go on a beach trip this summer, makes me one happy happy girl. \ud83c\udf79\u2600\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf34 |
A oil and lube rainy day. Blurg! |
Not going to lie I'm a bit excited about #xboxreval. Definitely want an Xbox One now |
@maisieb2009 need to find a local rescue tht I like! Then get involved. |
Let it snow! |
@summer_wilson_ wouldn't doubt it\ud83d\ude02 |
Eli watches The L Word with me >>>> |
@dahvihooper don't do it! Love you \ud83d\ude18 |
@CherLloyd Just saw video of you singing in San Antonio today. Your vocals are AMAZING! |
Hating everything and everyone rn |
Reasons to come to Kato: 1. Our football team is amazing 2. You get to walk around with the thrill of wondering if you will get stabbed. |
I don't even want to get out of bed . |
How do you k ow when you found the one? |
The game is about to be crazy |
@_PainInTheAsh I didn't know if you wanted me to or not |
@binkley_hannah I HAVE seen it! And then Donnie, and J. and I drove by the house! |
You just have to shake it off and realize some people will never ne happy |
Saved by the bell.\ud83d\udd14\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude0a |
The stars are so beautiful tonight. \ud83c\udf0c |
They need a woman translator for men like they have for Obama on key and peele. |
This step is really slowing me down. Stayed in the past three nights...who have I become!? -__- |
One hand in the air if you don't really care . Two hands in the air if you don't really care . It's like that sometimes |
@taylorkahrig I work everyday but Wednesdays & Sundays & I usually go in at 5 |
Yes taking the mustang to chillicothe! |
AC days are the worst! \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\udd2b |
RUSSDICULOUS!!!!! |
Who's not in school today |
Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not, you're only sorry you got caught \ud83d\udc4c |
@therealsararose @krystalmedina18 what are you getting? |
The only opinion that truly matters is your own. If you don't like someone else's opinion, that's fine. Just let them keep on talking. |
What a suck up. |
And.... Now I have to go to work. Lol |
@AstridJMF nope never seen it |
Come on baby let's go listen to the night train. |
@JimsTweetings p.s that is not my hair normally |
I am so sick \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude37 |
Jays on my feet, so get like me. |
The devil dances and eventually answers |
My strange addiction is fucking disgusting!! Ewhhhh |
@RealistSpeaking who is? |
@Notorious_T_E_D I like your profile pic #outcold |
So many girls going out for Grease \ud83d\ude48 I'm concerned I won't get anything |
ITS NOT EVEN NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. just cuz one idiot posted it now you all do. Fine then, Tomorrow is National Libby Day post pics plz |
Because sometimes, the person you can't live without, can live without you |
@robykenobi its been a pleasure but I gots 2 what's best 4 me and my family. #MoneyTalks. |
I love @DagerDevon's snapchats \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
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