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You're right Mazzy is ignore my call too
Just ran over 2 miles not bad for before lunch
I wish you the best, as long as its not with me.
@msnbc @morganwinn they need to cut the whole program out. Some people are making a career out of it. Keep cutting it
I need a corgi
@Kaylajane_23 this kid is gonna change the world! #genius
Girl I'm in your town, come over\nGirl don't let me down I won't be here for long\nI'll show you a good time\nOne that we'll both remember
All of my friends are ALWAYS making fun of me.....#truestory haha whyyyy
I've been running scared without you.
I cant believe that me and sophia got into the wrong car\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02
@clarisssamarie I can come over and help you if you'd like me too \ud83d\ude04 if you wifi, ill bring my MacBook & we can do it together
@miss_oregon \ud83c\udf3e\ud83d\udc40\ud83c\udf3e
@jezzlover2010 haha funny I still love u tho text me<333
@priscillaouma @noms_noms3 @oevpaul_ouma @hametimesfinest @johnjonnyjohn @jaymillz3424 hahah Paul hasn't denied anythin if you don't believe
@carelesschoirs I've been meaning to.
Especially since i havent eaten since sunday....
Young blood is so addicting
My brother and I are sitting in the backroom watching Pok\u00e9mon and avoiding family
i can't even blow my nose from when that girl elbowed me in the face yesterday
I love that my mom is cutting up my pork chop so itll go down my throat easier. Lol #SheLovesMe
I honestly dont even want to hangout with him tonight, but its whatev
Am I the only one who's irked when people say they're sorry and they don't have a reason to be sorry?
I've decided I want the 49ers to win the superbowl so you all should expect the falcons to win the next game. #badluck
@JessicaFiscal ok sounds good! :)
Ahhh.. So many people playin golf today.. So jealous!! \u26f3
I forgot how much fun sledding was. #socold #butsofun
Does anyone else have friends who consistently get pop culture wrong .. \Omg I love Julianne Moore!\" ME \"this is a Wendy's commercial ?"
#TheVoice
Happy Fabulous Friday!! #fullworkweek
@Leesahanne @LMP_Soapworks @ragell @mexibren Morning.Was expecting to sleep late after being up so late. But hubs woke up early.
@Breannanykol FREAKING TEXT ME BABY. \ud83d\ude1a
@_SupaHotFiree dude I was dying!!
@PGBigRed I have to charge my phone so don't talk to me. \ud83d\ude1d
You know what happens when she drinks patron
It's half past go fuck yourself I should be drunk by now
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I never did anything to you, why're you trying to make my life a living hell?
@taylor_lynchhh sure u can its called moving on to a better girl
Being naked isn't fun - #saidnooneever
That's cool
#TeamNoSleep
Chris Brown has definitely lost his marbles b
@KForce92 yah, I was very confused. Haha
Just hit Ben with two quick pop quizzes and he failed both.
@taylorvuich14 @logan21harris how about the walk?
Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one. Oh wait...
@Tyler_MTV If Tyler Would go to prom with me. My life would be complete. Please Make my dreams come true :) we can #GetBuckWild
Only 15 minutes and bus duty seperate me from pizza, Sean, the weekend, and seeing some old friends. #lovelife #weekend
I hope me and Kelsey hangout tonight!! #missher
I'm fucking done
@DaneHunter well I can't afford it unless I sell my SS but damn I love that rruck
Fixin' up the boat! #summer
Your actually really annoying me right now
@CjBabexox @linshamp whoever the fuck, same thing
All I wanted were those shoes \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
All all
@melaniestenslan @toridoheny @shainerss210 dude i have to go to school my mom makes me
I miss all of my family in Florida so much\ud83d\ude14
@VDeezyFoSheezy false.
I'm really missing seeing all my HS friends! #NotTheSame
@JenBranker well that sucks
Beef
@arianaa429 ahh, I can't wait to be back! miss you more roomie \ud83d\ude18
@mmmmkayla whyy?!!?
Just took the best snap video of my life
@gayofthedead8 haha you should totally go with me. No joke
@K_Haard thanks :) i try.
@NickStew95 they are, they like yelled at me cause I came up to visit the band at band camp.
And why is qualifying not going to be on tv.. -_-
My 86 great aunt is getting married it just proves that you should never give up on love
in such a good mood today \ud83d\ude0a
Still shaking... \ud83d\ude37
I hate you, @bri_Ish20! I've wanted that tattoo for so long \ud83d\ude12 it looks so good though! \ud83d\ude1a
My dad just asked why I would go out in freezing temperatures at midnight to see a movie...I just stared at him. #DesolationofSmaug
Wonderful day turned into a great night .Be safe guys
It is time to build an ark
If you've never witnessed Dixieland delight at a BAMA game you're missing out #Classic
Nevermind. Everyone is coming.
@breaux_kristian i'm pretty sure it may. Lol. It could go down the wrong pipe or somethin
OMG \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
My teacher repeatedly talks about red heads having bad tempers and anger management issues in Psych. HOW IS THIS A PROVEN FACT\ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\ude48
I don't see a point in getting out of bed on Sundays
@LorealG23 for the first time ever
@Michaelkrajci you are gonna tell me about this tomorrow!!
I love you doesn't mean anything unless it begins with \I\" that \"love you\" or \"ly\" stuff means nothing."
@CajunRaiinbow Aw<\\3
I told myself I'd eat Subway instead of Taco Bell on break
@chrisbower: @projectreindeer let it #snow
@zackfed_5 @KGreaver34 cant**
@Michael5SOS Michael I played a video game for the first time in years today and I won the first time are you proud of me?
Im bout go to sleep and laugh all day
I woke up last night though and had to eat 2-3 tums. My belly was \ud83d\ude37.
@ParkerWhite27 k you're not a real mermaid if you say that
It's a hell of a ride if you can survive the pain
Miley Cyrus .... No just go home
@taylay14 @babypeace08 I'm trying!!!
legitly
If you don't find Insidious 2 scary you're lying.
Can't believe that Friday was my last class with the people that I have spent 2 years with through school. Kind of depressing.
Shit.. The amount of damage we did yesterday could probably land us 5 years behind bars. I love my friends ((: