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They drive down the highway. A shark attacks the truck. The truck explodes. #sharknado
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@BrennenShenk just wondering why it took you so long to come out of the closet.
Gonna feel like a complete bitch if I go through with this.... #WhatToDo?
This guy in front of me is asking a million questions. He is acting like its his first time at Subway. Dude. They sell subs. Not that hard.
IHOP with mom and Nathan \u263a\ufe0f
Icing your ankle with a fifth of burnetts \ud83d\udc4c
@MSUcharles OKAY!!!!
I wish my mom would make me breakfast in bed.
@VernonDavis85 You're my role model. I've been cheering you on since I first saw you at Maryland. It would mean the world if you retweeted.
Gotta love getting completely soaked at a baseball game. #sarcasm
Aunt Sande is in the hospital again... Pray for her please
Falcon-high. #GoFalcons Always best after a sweet victory...sweet sweet victory. \ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udc80\u2708
It would be awesome if people would just get over it
we can't stop, and we won't stop
@jenna_baron but really want me to?
@Stlawards I'm a pretty 8th grader \ud83d\ude14
@MarkRoman6 whhhaaattt ?
The fact that I left my debit card in the ca4 and I have a half hour lunch break today <<< #fml
But I bet if I could drive, y'all would come crawling back.
Because vodka makes you moody.
Shaking right now haha literally that pissed
My face is numb, my toes are numb and I can't feel my fingers! Remind me again why I do this? :)
I tutor a 45 year old twice a week
I make toast with nutella and give it to the boys while they play xbox.. #wifeme
To early I feel sick.
it'd be cool if #oomf thought about me like I do them
@karinagsbc2010 we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year?
I want it to be 430 already so I can be off work
You're so cute. \ud83d\ude0d
@mkhalil53 judging from the hits we gave today doesn't seem to impossible
I told the mentor I wanted to be a chiropractor, and he was so impressed.
if I ever do put my child in pageants I will make sure they won't act like these little brats on Toddlers and Tiaras!
Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?
@BBTN Gotta go with the @Royals Love the Blue and White Homes!! #Classic
@MacenziePhelan a venue in New Hampshire haha
@KevinMarr95 @megan_white19 quite stealin her thunder!
I definitely hope the umps don't make us tuck in our jerseys.. cause my pants go up to my belly button...
I sometimes wish I had it in me to be immature and stoop to that level.
@kierstyn28 @brycie93 you made it confusing! #shameonyou
Anyone wanna do me a favor and find out exactly who uses this cell phone number
Moms baking pumpkin bread and I can't eat it \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf5e\ud83d\ude36
Me and jacob getting ratchet tonight
I want to close the bar with you. I heard you liked the wild ones \ud83d\ude1c\u2764
Which I do indeed thank my parents for taking such pride in amazing movies and forcing me to watch them #thankyou \ud83d\udc4d
@Slone_Brelynn20 no. I forgot the finale was last week.
The best kind of history class is a cancelled history class
The whole way to dq I smell smoke. Leaving I see the sky is covered in it. Holy crap.
@kgagne2 I would say this though...
Let us not become apologists of our version of Christianity, but let us become apologists of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
I seriously love texting @kygans #WeAreHilarious
Can I just take a long road trip and vacation to New York, and hang out with @BrothaRawlins & Cody & all the other soldiers? #forreal
Talk Is Cheap
Today felt like Sunday all day today
@April_Melane You're welcome!\ud83d\ude0a
#stupid
@LeenaQader I did that too :) up top \u270b
I'm about to kill someone. #pissed
@AveryHoopes dude you have gorgeous blonde hair \ud83d\udc81
My mother accidentally paid my car payment this month and it is one of the best things that could have ever happened.
@_Jordison_Jr5 good pick
@kbbmurray lol same there always like where's Kenzie ???
should've took you back! when I had the chance!
Relaxing day
@kaylahdeanne ok! I'm driving \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01
Are Allie and Adam dating or ?
I hate when people constantly tweet about their relationship problems
@BozTheKid @TicoZach I'm pretty sure that was ivan's grandpa.
Cookout and bonefire tonight :) #yum
@JustinLourenc0 @marrrrrrrisa the grammar king
Hoping tonight works out!!
@BBecwar @jenna_friesen who needs names when you have their face to look at (;
The fact that people can't shut up during a ten second moment of silence. Gives me no hope for humanity.
Extra innings we go!!!! #BostonStrong
@reedspence1995 we lost to the team we beat, by 2 points
@KenHerrring \ud83d\ude14
@MichaelEvancoe Good plan. Don't want to melt those beautiful cards
@kelseyflanderss that's what ALOT of beer does lol
If you care, prove it.
Awesome season DHS baseball!
@anyasponge ill steal my moms car
@heatheroseee nothing too bad. Just bad kidney infection... Hopefully leaving this hospital tmrw. This place is making me crazy lol
His revining shit is getting old and it's so fucking annoying
@swrobo haha okay Steve, whatever you say!
Am I the only one who feels like the last child is almost always the unplanned one?
Get ready for some good racing Baltimore the circus is coming to town. @IndyCar GP of Baltimore this weekend & let's see if matches Sonoma
Whoever invented work at 5 am. #fuckyou
Tomorrow night needs to come faster #likenow
@GIllDGN11 no bc he'll be too busy drilling you at practice \ud83d\ude02
@AdamBongo this made me giggle
I'm ready to get fucking wild tomarrow night!! Anyone else ready to get a little tore up!?\n#fuckingpumped!!
@Brittany1Tanner you don't like peanut butter..
@taylor_lynelle I love you. I'll show you screen shots in the morning. Make you feel better? \ud83d\ude0a
When my dad ignores my call I call him over and over and text him repeatedly
@nettatheninja shit, nice. Where is that?
@PoolAustin clearly our first roadeo. #rookie
Can some how I just wake up and this snow was gone and grass was green and it was a nice 75 degrees out? #sickofthisweather
Something doesn't seem right in that equation
@ThatSarahWick you just hate the system and I'm sorry
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