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They drive down the highway. A shark attacks the truck. The truck explodes. #sharknado |
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@BrennenShenk just wondering why it took you so long to come out of the closet. |
Gonna feel like a complete bitch if I go through with this.... #WhatToDo? |
This guy in front of me is asking a million questions. He is acting like its his first time at Subway. Dude. They sell subs. Not that hard. |
IHOP with mom and Nathan \u263a\ufe0f |
Icing your ankle with a fifth of burnetts \ud83d\udc4c |
@MSUcharles OKAY!!!! |
I wish my mom would make me breakfast in bed. |
@VernonDavis85 You're my role model. I've been cheering you on since I first saw you at Maryland. It would mean the world if you retweeted. |
Gotta love getting completely soaked at a baseball game. #sarcasm |
Aunt Sande is in the hospital again... Pray for her please |
Falcon-high. #GoFalcons Always best after a sweet victory...sweet sweet victory. \ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udc80\u2708 |
It would be awesome if people would just get over it |
we can't stop, and we won't stop |
@jenna_baron but really want me to? |
@Stlawards I'm a pretty 8th grader \ud83d\ude14 |
@MarkRoman6 whhhaaattt ? |
The fact that I left my debit card in the ca4 and I have a half hour lunch break today <<< #fml |
But I bet if I could drive, y'all would come crawling back. |
Because vodka makes you moody. |
Shaking right now haha literally that pissed |
My face is numb, my toes are numb and I can't feel my fingers! Remind me again why I do this? :) |
I tutor a 45 year old twice a week |
I make toast with nutella and give it to the boys while they play xbox.. #wifeme |
To early I feel sick. |
it'd be cool if #oomf thought about me like I do them |
@karinagsbc2010 we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year? |
I want it to be 430 already so I can be off work |
You're so cute. \ud83d\ude0d |
@mkhalil53 judging from the hits we gave today doesn't seem to impossible |
I told the mentor I wanted to be a chiropractor, and he was so impressed. |
if I ever do put my child in pageants I will make sure they won't act like these little brats on Toddlers and Tiaras! |
Can we create something beautiful and destroy it? |
@BBTN Gotta go with the @Royals Love the Blue and White Homes!! #Classic |
@MacenziePhelan a venue in New Hampshire haha |
@KevinMarr95 @megan_white19 quite stealin her thunder! |
I definitely hope the umps don't make us tuck in our jerseys.. cause my pants go up to my belly button... |
I sometimes wish I had it in me to be immature and stoop to that level. |
@kierstyn28 @brycie93 you made it confusing! #shameonyou |
Anyone wanna do me a favor and find out exactly who uses this cell phone number |
Moms baking pumpkin bread and I can't eat it \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf5e\ud83d\ude36 |
Me and jacob getting ratchet tonight |
I want to close the bar with you. I heard you liked the wild ones \ud83d\ude1c\u2764 |
Which I do indeed thank my parents for taking such pride in amazing movies and forcing me to watch them #thankyou \ud83d\udc4d |
@Slone_Brelynn20 no. I forgot the finale was last week. |
The best kind of history class is a cancelled history class |
The whole way to dq I smell smoke. Leaving I see the sky is covered in it. Holy crap. |
@kgagne2 I would say this though... |
Let us not become apologists of our version of Christianity, but let us become apologists of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. |
I seriously love texting @kygans #WeAreHilarious |
Can I just take a long road trip and vacation to New York, and hang out with @BrothaRawlins & Cody & all the other soldiers? #forreal |
Talk Is Cheap |
Today felt like Sunday all day today |
@April_Melane You're welcome!\ud83d\ude0a |
#stupid |
@LeenaQader I did that too :) up top \u270b |
I'm about to kill someone. #pissed |
@AveryHoopes dude you have gorgeous blonde hair \ud83d\udc81 |
My mother accidentally paid my car payment this month and it is one of the best things that could have ever happened. |
@_Jordison_Jr5 good pick |
@kbbmurray lol same there always like where's Kenzie ??? |
should've took you back! when I had the chance! |
Relaxing day |
@kaylahdeanne ok! I'm driving \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 |
Are Allie and Adam dating or ? |
I hate when people constantly tweet about their relationship problems |
@BozTheKid @TicoZach I'm pretty sure that was ivan's grandpa. |
Cookout and bonefire tonight :) #yum |
@JustinLourenc0 @marrrrrrrisa the grammar king |
Hoping tonight works out!! |
@BBecwar @jenna_friesen who needs names when you have their face to look at (; |
The fact that people can't shut up during a ten second moment of silence. Gives me no hope for humanity. |
Extra innings we go!!!! #BostonStrong |
@reedspence1995 we lost to the team we beat, by 2 points |
@KenHerrring \ud83d\ude14 |
@MichaelEvancoe Good plan. Don't want to melt those beautiful cards |
@kelseyflanderss that's what ALOT of beer does lol |
If you care, prove it. |
Awesome season DHS baseball! |
@anyasponge ill steal my moms car |
@heatheroseee nothing too bad. Just bad kidney infection... Hopefully leaving this hospital tmrw. This place is making me crazy lol |
His revining shit is getting old and it's so fucking annoying |
@swrobo haha okay Steve, whatever you say! |
Am I the only one who feels like the last child is almost always the unplanned one? |
Get ready for some good racing Baltimore the circus is coming to town. @IndyCar GP of Baltimore this weekend & let's see if matches Sonoma |
Whoever invented work at 5 am. #fuckyou |
Tomorrow night needs to come faster #likenow |
@GIllDGN11 no bc he'll be too busy drilling you at practice \ud83d\ude02 |
@AdamBongo this made me giggle |
I'm ready to get fucking wild tomarrow night!! Anyone else ready to get a little tore up!?\n#fuckingpumped!! |
@Brittany1Tanner you don't like peanut butter.. |
@taylor_lynelle I love you. I'll show you screen shots in the morning. Make you feel better? \ud83d\ude0a |
When my dad ignores my call I call him over and over and text him repeatedly |
@nettatheninja shit, nice. Where is that? |
@PoolAustin clearly our first roadeo. #rookie |
Can some how I just wake up and this snow was gone and grass was green and it was a nice 75 degrees out? #sickofthisweather |
Something doesn't seem right in that equation |
@ThatSarahWick you just hate the system and I'm sorry |
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