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What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
Yay gym time \ud83d\ude0a
Lol I forgot how terribly awkward my family reunions are
Ok my teachers are awesome
I'm trying to give Hally Berry a baby and no one can stop me.
@ZachSobiech hey man just watched #Mylastdays with my 9 year old daughter Sydney - you are truly an inspiration to us. Bless you and family
I just want to be asleep right now , is that to much to ask for ?
R.I.P. my soldiers, man I swear I do this for ya
Jessica doesn't like my Lynyrd Skynyrd. \ud83d\ude14
I get to see the new baby kitty \ud83d\ude3b
@ASchwarz21 same!!! I'm so sad I missed it!!!! \ud83d\udc9a
@celinee_mariee text me!
@FERGTAID I don't think he's gonna mind it, hasn't complained or anything lol seems pretty legit
@whitegirl179 you tried to get me to promise not to text you about the game and you're the one that texted about the game
@LilAsWaggIe the lockout just now officially ended. Its breaking news.
@NickM858 are you creeping a bit!? \ud83d\ude0f
Move in day during a flash flood
@ayesuh_ inject the blood of a centaur directly into your cerebral spinal cord
@noTORIous00000 okay good!
Got to school at 7. It's 8:30 and I have yet to enter class. I'm missing sleep people.
hey
NEXT TO ME OOH OOH\ud83c\udfb6
@SkinnyDman holy crap
We had the best shows as kids!!!
Need to get my blanket back from Shane.
@zenen_saneshige I'll probs do that then
@_______SWAGGY I can't wait till tomorrow and your master mind plan.. Creative Dan.
I'm starving!
So stoked for my road trip with @cora_small_tree to Colorado \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude0e oh and to see @Travis_March tonight \ud83d\ude01
YesyesYES! I just calculated it and even if I do make a D in my Natural Hazards class my cumulative gpa will be a 3.something!!! Woooooooo!
Go to my car for my books and i have a flat tire.. Just my luck. Thank god for mom and troy
Hochie mama #whatayotch
@SDyer0904 @MichaelPhelps \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95
@El_NumeroQuince I was watching the updates, and even though you didn't play much, I'm proud of ya. Your on that college level now!
I was about to get a shower when I noticed that there is a wasp in the bathtub and a stink bug in the sink
@gabbbgreens and desolation of smaug
\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf55so hungry
But would it work
@loveyourrap lololol Cyi doesn't like me. But dawww.
2 and a half more years. jesus lord.
Go fuck ya self, Rook. \u270c
Spokane today with @jenbetchie :)
Almost there
What the hell am I going to do with these Euros
Just went into our perfectly functioning walk-in cooler--to warm up.
So I got cereal
I do want some apple cider tho
Today has been an awesome day!!!!!
Made two hotdogs only have one bun. Might as well just go back to bed...
@kcoleman864 hahaha they make me so angry. I about get in a car wreck every time I go around them.
I'm still sad Addie died because she was the only nice one
Nope can't fall asleep
So close to 8,000 tweets :)
I'm about to be so late
@KatiieAlllen_ I fall like 3 times a day
look ALIVE, sunshine.
That wasn't necessary but okay #haha \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f Good for you
Nothing worse than a long wait at the doctor's office. Except moving, of course.
So CJ is helping the Rangers get to the playoffs again?
On a happier note this is my Friday
@KatieHaberern16 you better be kidding or I will cry
I think people should invent a fucking time machine.
@natt_allen arnt we?..
Cuddling on a rainy day. >>
@The_JohnGill still chuggin' along.
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It really is so hard to talk to someone as strangers when you were once something so close.
God I hate school more & more every Monday.
@cbeauu what is going on??
if my texts would send that would be really nice \ud83d\ude21
You forget how good Anchorman is, until it comes on.
DUCK DYNASTY YEEE #duckdynasty
high hopes. low reality.
I'm really should paint my fucking nails today.
Anyone w/super blonde hair want Jessica Simpson clip in extensions? They're expensive you can have them for free. Ordered wrong color.
@storminnorma @abby @germain092070 @Marirosa221 YAY! Where do I sign up lol
I feel sick to my stomach again \ud83d\ude37
Sometimes I wanna just punch you so hard in the face
Giiiiiirrrrrrrllllll I luh the way you do ittttttt. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfb6
In love com Disney *o*
Hmm, I thought we'd have a delay cause it's so cold.
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Prater = NFL record! 64 yd FG!!!
@Savannah_Fix language.
@Megannn_Ken thanks!!!
bloom where you are planted.\ud83c\udf38
@_Garvin_ has the best music and his tweets are the shit! #Truth
Watching freaks and geeks. #hbu
Loving it when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways.
@dlee114340 well fuck give me a holler anyway.
@KarennNegrete baby come do my homework pleaseeeeee\ud83d\ude4f
havent gotten myself to write this paper & its been a good hour or so by now
@jesscharette where do you work?!
No point in chasing something that was never really there right?
@SteelersTide74 Yes. Was that a guess, or are you a train nerd, too? @ytownwx
Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?!
@stringbeannn @dlichtenfels It's muscles bitch. Take the nickname or it'll be dickweed
@tayst0kes I'm kind of disgusted
But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real, hard. To be the Shepherd.
@kamal_sidhu97 oh suuure