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What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? |
Yay gym time \ud83d\ude0a |
Lol I forgot how terribly awkward my family reunions are |
Ok my teachers are awesome |
I'm trying to give Hally Berry a baby and no one can stop me. |
@ZachSobiech hey man just watched #Mylastdays with my 9 year old daughter Sydney - you are truly an inspiration to us. Bless you and family |
I just want to be asleep right now , is that to much to ask for ? |
R.I.P. my soldiers, man I swear I do this for ya |
Jessica doesn't like my Lynyrd Skynyrd. \ud83d\ude14 |
I get to see the new baby kitty \ud83d\ude3b |
@ASchwarz21 same!!! I'm so sad I missed it!!!! \ud83d\udc9a |
@celinee_mariee text me! |
@FERGTAID I don't think he's gonna mind it, hasn't complained or anything lol seems pretty legit |
@whitegirl179 you tried to get me to promise not to text you about the game and you're the one that texted about the game |
@LilAsWaggIe the lockout just now officially ended. Its breaking news. |
@NickM858 are you creeping a bit!? \ud83d\ude0f |
Move in day during a flash flood |
@ayesuh_ inject the blood of a centaur directly into your cerebral spinal cord |
@noTORIous00000 okay good! |
Got to school at 7. It's 8:30 and I have yet to enter class. I'm missing sleep people. |
hey |
NEXT TO ME OOH OOH\ud83c\udfb6 |
@SkinnyDman holy crap |
We had the best shows as kids!!! |
Need to get my blanket back from Shane. |
@zenen_saneshige I'll probs do that then |
@_______SWAGGY I can't wait till tomorrow and your master mind plan.. Creative Dan. |
I'm starving! |
So stoked for my road trip with @cora_small_tree to Colorado \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude0e oh and to see @Travis_March tonight \ud83d\ude01 |
YesyesYES! I just calculated it and even if I do make a D in my Natural Hazards class my cumulative gpa will be a 3.something!!! Woooooooo! |
Go to my car for my books and i have a flat tire.. Just my luck. Thank god for mom and troy |
Hochie mama #whatayotch |
@SDyer0904 @MichaelPhelps \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95 |
@El_NumeroQuince I was watching the updates, and even though you didn't play much, I'm proud of ya. Your on that college level now! |
I was about to get a shower when I noticed that there is a wasp in the bathtub and a stink bug in the sink |
@gabbbgreens and desolation of smaug |
\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf55so hungry |
But would it work |
@loveyourrap lololol Cyi doesn't like me. But dawww. |
2 and a half more years. jesus lord. |
Go fuck ya self, Rook. \u270c |
Spokane today with @jenbetchie :) |
Almost there |
What the hell am I going to do with these Euros |
Just went into our perfectly functioning walk-in cooler--to warm up. |
So I got cereal |
I do want some apple cider tho |
Today has been an awesome day!!!!! |
Made two hotdogs only have one bun. Might as well just go back to bed... |
@kcoleman864 hahaha they make me so angry. I about get in a car wreck every time I go around them. |
I'm still sad Addie died because she was the only nice one |
Nope can't fall asleep |
So close to 8,000 tweets :) |
I'm about to be so late |
@KatiieAlllen_ I fall like 3 times a day |
look ALIVE, sunshine. |
That wasn't necessary but okay #haha \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f Good for you |
Nothing worse than a long wait at the doctor's office. Except moving, of course. |
So CJ is helping the Rangers get to the playoffs again? |
On a happier note this is my Friday |
@KatieHaberern16 you better be kidding or I will cry |
I think people should invent a fucking time machine. |
@natt_allen arnt we?.. |
Cuddling on a rainy day. >> |
@The_JohnGill still chuggin' along. |
\u270c\ud83d\ude3d |
It really is so hard to talk to someone as strangers when you were once something so close. |
God I hate school more & more every Monday. |
@cbeauu what is going on?? |
if my texts would send that would be really nice \ud83d\ude21 |
You forget how good Anchorman is, until it comes on. |
DUCK DYNASTY YEEE #duckdynasty |
high hopes. low reality. |
I'm really should paint my fucking nails today. |
Anyone w/super blonde hair want Jessica Simpson clip in extensions? They're expensive you can have them for free. Ordered wrong color. |
@storminnorma @abby @germain092070 @Marirosa221 YAY! Where do I sign up lol |
I feel sick to my stomach again \ud83d\ude37 |
Sometimes I wanna just punch you so hard in the face |
Giiiiiirrrrrrrllllll I luh the way you do ittttttt. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfb6 |
In love com Disney *o* |
Hmm, I thought we'd have a delay cause it's so cold. |
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Prater = NFL record! 64 yd FG!!! |
@Savannah_Fix language. |
@Megannn_Ken thanks!!! |
bloom where you are planted.\ud83c\udf38 |
@_Garvin_ has the best music and his tweets are the shit! #Truth |
Watching freaks and geeks. #hbu |
Loving it when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways. |
@dlee114340 well fuck give me a holler anyway. |
@KarennNegrete baby come do my homework pleaseeeeee\ud83d\ude4f |
havent gotten myself to write this paper & its been a good hour or so by now |
@jesscharette where do you work?! |
No point in chasing something that was never really there right? |
@SteelersTide74 Yes. Was that a guess, or are you a train nerd, too? @ytownwx |
Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?! |
@stringbeannn @dlichtenfels It's muscles bitch. Take the nickname or it'll be dickweed |
@tayst0kes I'm kind of disgusted |
But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real, hard. To be the Shepherd. |
@kamal_sidhu97 oh suuure |
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