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All I want for Christmas is to be able to lift again.\ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude1e #feelinglazy #stupidback |
The actual song that goes with the pll theme song is so creepy |
@alphaw0lfie ily2 |
The snapchats @allisonnraee @heeatherann are sending me #lesbians #boobs |
I'm kind of sad that I don't know how to pump gas. \ud83d\ude14 |
John Motherfuckin 5!! |
Isn't it an amazing feeling, to know the best days of your life haven't even happened yet? #19&crazy \ud83d\udc9c |
@ajpuleo1 can't sip your whiskey gotta drannkkk it! (: miss you dear! |
@TheRealRicTyler \ud83d\ude28 |
@BrittanyNylin15 I hope so \ud83d\ude0d |
All I want to know is why you can't talk to me while you talk to her?!?!? Like seriously! |
@Cima_jordan it's not even late... |
#WishIn2013 To be done treating people with respect who dont deserve it. |
Basically, I am done with all classes except 1 after project citizen is over. #sweeeet |
@nesquick_speaks I know one of the owners! |
He trying to laugh that one off \ud83d\ude02 |
@KBombczak thank you Kyle I appreciate it |
9pm on tuesday nights is my favorite time of the week. #newgirl |
Holy crap Blake shelton are you a fucking idiot? Oh wait... Yes, you are. #thevoice @justinrivers got robbed! It's not the voices plural. |
@sunshinejolene1 for sure! It's gonna be team work :) |
@_SierraAlwine yep thank you |
Like who the fuck are you |
S/O to the sirens in Kutztown waking me out of a dead sleep all the way back in Apex. @KutzProbz |
@LRReece hahaha well I wish y'all were!!! |
That 6'5\ black dude just embarrassed the fuck out of me" |
Omg \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
Staying in bed forever |
@KEatDePies lololol noooo from little rascals except we switched it around a bit:) |
@yungturd but the gauges don't help, fatty. Kidding. Gauges = pure sex, if I can fuck them. |
@briannafrost perfect tease us I love it |
Well we all knew that was gonna happen |
Seriously can't wait to pursue in the next chapter of my life. #college |
I've decided to quit smoking. I can't find my nicotine patches anywhere tho. It's gonna be a rough few days... |
And I can't sleep |
#DontBotherMeWhen I'm tired. No I will not do the things you ask me to do. |
I feel like playing on my mini hoop! |
Enough is enough. #fedup #done |
Changeup inside |
Screaming happy 21st to @carleyc13 \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude4a \ud83c\udf89 |
@porqueamaraJB thanks! And yes @ubelieb_ibelieb is my best friend! :) |
oh my god this last episode of greek i am so emotional and sad |
Some other avgs. from regionals. Tyler Criscuolo .529, Ty Forgione .500, Alex Pantani .474 and Mike Funaro .462. ..Way to swing it boys!! |
Twitter favorites shit without me doing it. Seriously. |
@Ehmeenah Right?\nI'll try for like an hour than wash it out |
@LINDS_webber haha you're my twin |
learning not to care is a pretty good feeling |
I don't care how empty this campus is, it's still creepy walking back to heff at 1am |
@HoyBoy28 haha me too! I got about 20 mins into it and passed out hahaha. #teamlosers |
Guess I'll try this Ruzzle out while on break |
Making $25 an hour today at work. |
Feel like I'm in Philly too much lately |
Day just got alotttttt better ! Nicole is waiting for me at the house . Haha |
@VictoriaPodiak you up at 1am I wouldn't have guessed! |
good thing only freshman will see me today. I look terrible! |
Get that bitch a Delorean, bitches love bringing up the past |
So mad at @tylerkilburn2 for not getting me Dairy Queen \ud83d\ude12 |
Can I borrow the chargers to your phone for mine |
last night was interesting \ud83d\ude33 |
@risaWelty OH! oh my gosh. that was great too. \ud83d\ude0a the best night was probably the night before waking me up at 8 to play fricken monopoly. |
3 more days of class. Bittersweet. |
I can't do two more days of this... |
@HarleyTobon Harley!!! Bring me! |
@Michael5SOS Michael what if he came outside and asked to join the band |
taco |
i am pretty cool |
@William_Moore10 I will talk to some people I think might be interested. Keep me updated on it.. 256-810-4645 :) |
Turned the calendar over and there she was.. A half naked Kate Upton |
@DatdudeJS14 You are so #blessed |
I hate anxiety\ud83d\ude23 |
It's always fun working until 1am \ud83d\ude34 |
I'm so confused \ud83d\ude1e |
@TheDasha92 I know that feeling well. |
i am covered in 6 blankets and never getting up. i hate the cold \ud83d\ude23 |
I love reorganizing things as work! Makes me feel at peace. #lovemyjob |
@xoxosunshine No \ud83d\ude1d |
Please pray for my puppy everyone. He got bit by another dog. He's alive and fighting. It's not a horrible bite but still. Pray. \ud83d\ude4f |
@mmchasteen agreed! |
@aleexrosexo0xo @annamariemaneat of she ever twerked in my face that would just be the end |
@baileyraigordon anytime:) |
at least I have a job over break now |
Going to break @victoria0329 Moe's virginity! |
@CodyCauffman23 @JohnLusterrr Because no one would shut up it was loud as fuck man |
@weller_angela use a shitload of glue hahaha |
Do you. |
I asked you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers |
@Guru_Manx16 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DAVID I'VE LOVED THEM SINCE LIKE 4TH GRADE OMGOMGOMGOMG #dying |
Living my life in a slow hell. |
Steph's house makes the scariest noises at night \ud83d\ude33 |
I think it's amazing that they play Cristian music everywhere now. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc92 |
@erica_morieko it's must be done |
@DailyFaceoff ouch |
Nothing else on tv might as well watch some baseball |
Johnny Knoxville pls have my babies |
I'm embarrassed bc everyone saw me oops cya in 5 hours |
@TaylorJo4 Anytime I can help out I'll be glad to! |
I almost never like a song the first time I hear it |
Good thing we only drink brita water #nastytapshiz |
So 2/3 of my phone chargers have stopped working in the past two days. Awesome. |
I give up. |
You'd think looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club would do you some favors....nope |
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