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the glow in the dark stars i stuck on my ceiling are dropping like tears |
Internet took a shit. Looks like I'm watching man of steel instead of Netflix |
@DAllender47 thanksss |
sitting at home sucks...someone hmu(: |
my sister is pisaing me off more than usually. |
@TayyyBreezyy I work tonight and Wednesday night \ud83d\ude18 |
\@LostWords_: You're the first person I want to talk to when I wake up and the last person I wish to see before I fall asleep.\"" |
@katieee63 just swallowed a fake grape...... |
That greys anatomy episode>>><<<<\nemotionally drained \ud83d\ude2d |
So no lie-I <3 grilled cheese. It's like pizza & sex=never bad. Its best w/ fresh mozzarella. Tonight mine had that, American, & Muenster. |
@KingOfGreens5 upstairs |
@rg0rd because I have 16 absences this year so far. |
Haven't done shit all day |
@rhizomeunedited awww yeah, I am a forgetful little mink. |
@caitlinshea_8 @julia_schearer Thank you soo much!!!! \u2764\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c |
i wish i had a hot tub \ud83d\ude0d |
Tiger, -10 |
I've never understood the point of buying really cool shin guards. No one wears them in practice and they have to be covered in games. |
#GainMajorPoints if you make a high percentage of three point shots you attempt. |
It's like you're my mirror. |
@Danny_Dickman lol classic |
If you play nickleback backwards, you can hear the devil talk. In spookier news, if you play it forwards, you have to listen to nickleback. |
@gabbyriccardi whatever at least I am pretty |
I just spoke the most fucked up Spanish ever in front of my class for 20 minutes. I suck |
@Mjacobs_11 that's your job not mine ok |
Last Monday of the year!!\ud83d\ude01 |
Someone needs to hook me up with an under armour ! |
Tornado.... Wonderful |
Tonight stats are filled up with compulsive liars, two faced, hypocrites, and pathetic people <<<<<<<<<<<< \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 |
I really like Calc class.... #amicrazy? |
UT has been sneaking off seconds this whole drive. A couple seconds after each play. |
I go to Payton for advice all the time and we vent to each other, and to think we hated each other for four years. |
You never realize how much stuff you have in your bathroom until you pack the bathroom box... |
@CameronDiaz always love watching #somethingaboutmary! Welcome to twitter girl!! |
T\u00ffp\u00ee\u00f1g \u0142\u012bk\u00ea th\u00ec\u0161. >>> \n#BoReD |
Accounting will be the death of me |
@bronson_arroyo say it ain't so bro... |
Home early for the first time during basketball season |
@paulagutierrez .....Cloe just like me,...only beautiful |
#joeyvotto is gonna win |
My hair is so long I can't really take it. |
Auburn is not the best team in college football. |
@sam_savaun I decided I'm never leaving. Maine sucks |
I'm so sick of this bullshit and don't know how to handle it wtf do I do? |
Why can't this side of the country have very attractive females?? #LetDown |
@jrdellaperuta who only communicate via twitter and you helping me In class lmao |
@tbeebs26 I got pajamas for Christmas.... |
@LYuksel9 love me |
The main reason that game took all the wind out of my sails is what's coming up next 5 games. Afraid #Royals will be back under .500 quick. |
@c_mattucci37 yes you are in shape! |
The beach is just so relaxing |
Just dined and dashed. \ud83d\ude01 #sorry |
Stupid fucking phone. |
Shout out to my the best dad a girl could ask for running his second half in the morning!\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95 |
I haven't been this sick in a long time. \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude37 |
Adrian Peterson \ud83d\udc9c |
The girl I babysit has every single eos and it makes me jealous |
@KThatch27 snow is the absolute worst |
Summer.. Take me back! |
Fuck doing anything today. My ass is staying in bed like I have been. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude14 |
His baby |
Single, not really sure how to mingle |
Accidentally pulling down on your belly button ring is one of the most painful experiences ever |
@Prattdaddy1498 @RealMSavage @washcaps cause there goalie blows. |
Everyone has twitter now . |
A\nA |
@ARJUAN123 like I understood it but his face scared the hell out of me |
@baby_Dane7 I'm sorry :( |
I love watching The Kardashians |
@BizNastyyy @brosarro @_lieutenantdann @livbattista @shannonransford @pope118 @c_faltisco @dapeoplestwitta I'm all good now joe #urclear |
Love you @nataleejdobson \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a |
This, too, shall pass.\nThe loneliness won't last. \ud83c\udfb6 |
I wish my parents would just for once give me a little bit of freedom and trust my judgement. |
@JustinTackett11 if it's about me please tag me....basic |
@Bnania_28's threats scare me \ud83d\ude33 |
Your everything I thought you never were, your nothing like I thought you could've been but still you live inside of me. |
For the very first time, I've met a person who's never seen the movie Matilda. #RockDweller |
Just give it away |
I'm such a slob ugh |
@jessiebaby2015 you're an asshole. |
@ChelseaBanco drunk biotch |
@dstriped the first three seasons are by far my favorite. Ron Swanson is 100% my idol! |
6 Days! \ud83d\ude01 |
Why would you have road work during apple blossom, ya crazies |
You annoy me |
@bgermain16 hahahahah for realz though |
Eating by yourself in a restaurant is probably the oddest thing |
Already looking forward to my nap tomorrow |
@vic_triv @MarkKirwann Mark's the one saying she's the whale, not me. He would know since apparently you were all such good friends!!!! |
what's the home remedy for getting nose hair to stop growing |
I love my school for letting us wear our costumes |
@CharliDecker @gabriellerenee0 @4321kaytee @mckinzieb_95 @Brooklyn1395 I put a bow emoji. You just can't see it.. \ud83d\ude4a\u263a |
@Heeeey98 sleep \ud83d\udcab\ud83d\ude4a |
My Bugs blanket will get me through these next 3 months.. Always helps. \ud83d\ude0a |
@ericbolling @DanaPerino @AndreaTantaros @greggutfeld \nThey should question ole Val and her big staff.Where was Obama during Benghazi & her |
So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons.And maybe we'll never know most of them. #theperksofbeingawallflower |
The fact that I'm still in bed >>>> |
@akashannonn i know, I thought you said only 10 days a year. #lowlevelreader |
Love billy currington |
@TJM77_ which ways the beach? |
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