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My life<<<< |
Soooo tired |
Want to eat but can't. |
@jess_noll i dont know...just pissed i guess... |
My phone only has 13 percent! |
Wow... This extra hour makes it a long night when ur not asleep!! #wideawake |
Just dropped my phone on my face... #ouch #crying |
I'd do anything to be at this game rn. |
The sun has been making my eyes super pretty! Omg |
#bibleandbeach celebration service this morning! can't wait to worship :) |
The dad in Ted is scary as fuck. |
And just like that it came and went.. We'll see you next time around you bastard. #cornday |
All of my friends are supper fit and I'm like I lift too. I lift food to my mouth. |
I'm taking all the seniors I like and locking them in a closet so they can't leave. HAHA #JokesOnYou |
You honestly think I'm going to let you stick a needle anywhere near my eyeball? Fuck no, doc. #CheckPlease |
Omg in being laughed at |
Summers never coming. Its going to be an ice age forever. |
Well today looks like crap!!! |
Okay could this doc visit take any longer \ud83d\ude12 |
The usual for my mom-drinking coors light and telling Kayla how she'll beat a bitches ass |
I've had some good times with this phone I'm gonna miss you |
The fact that target never has coffee ice cream really gets to me sometimes. |
Real recognize real and my Nig you a stranger |
@NDconfess1 @troutman_morgan shame on you for favoriting. |
McDonalds Date with my mother \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 |
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Well audc is over! Congrats to everyone! You're all amazing \ud83d\ude0d just have to wait til January 1 for dance moms season 4 \ud83d\udc4c |
@marissapatrick lol ohhhhhh i thought for sure you just forgot to tag yourself ha |
Never give up. |
I hate when people use the word 'ratchet' to describe a girl. A ratchet is clearly a tool, and we all know that men are tools. |
@Take30ENT think about how gangsta this wedding is gonna be?! I'm ecstatic for you two. |
Catching fire \ud83d\udd25 |
Subway surfer is my addiction even though I like totally suck at it.. |
@tay_hodg wedding bouquets! Goes around the stems and holds them in place, covered by floral tape |
Good luck to my boys @Nat_Dunlap @BurchIsBerserk5 @MattMcAlvin and @KingSeffy against Marshall! #stayawayfromtheWhitefamily |
Lando Cal |
@caley_ch @GooodBerger don't apologize for something you could've prevented. |
@6PaperJoints i took my melatonin 2 hours ago and im not tired yet...fuck Cvs |
June class over...now the grading begins. |
@brandnchristn did you get your super awesome package?? |
Oh my god I'm dying |
@BroKeN_Haterade I hope so |
@molliefoster96 stop being adorable and go to bed !! |
If a girl has sex with her BOYFRIEND She isn't a hoe ... |
@malea_michelle MaLea!! What's it look like?! |
A long talk is in need to figure out how i feel. \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c |
Twerking\nOne direction\nLiam\nMiley\nDemi\nGabby\nAnd more to come. What could be better? |
Wtf \ud83d\ude02 |
I will be frozen at this game tonight |
Ew Geno most disgusting throw ive ever seen |
I literally hate your guts bye |
I have a huge fear of rejection.. That's why I don't make the first move. |
@MarissaElizabee that was the first time I've seen you in person. Wasnt sure if it was you ! |
@Cali_Equestrian I am going to make one, you have me so motivated! |
High school has basically taught me that I can do whatever I want and it's perfectly ok so thanks lesson learned |
Jacq thinks he's nice or something |
@MarkMcCoy_ for real about the delay? Lol yeah I get messages sent to my phone! |
@OnDaWater we'll be up there tomorrow. Hoping to hit the lake with you. |
@laurenfarnsley Yeah seriously! I want to get a big group to go! |
@kaykayserm you and me both \ud83d\ude25 |
@KendrickPrice24 umm... yeah... sure \ud83d\ude09 |
@KeircenTaylor that's awesome! Are you going to take the LPN this summer? |
Wednesday needs to be over already, I am beyond excited to see @xHelsel22 for Valentine's Day and give him his presents. (: <3 #SoHappy |
Too tired. |
Mayberry \u2764 called me his girl! Thanks delmon for calling him over |
@SteveVDK_hunter I got you homie |
All this PS4 talk almost made me forget that The Last of Us comes out in a few days. |
@Jackson_back34 haha oh Hayden. Never thought of him! |
@magssD hahaha I'm just gonna pretend its fall & wear fall clothes |
The past 2 days has been really sunny and nice out and now it's wet,cold, and rainy out. Make up your mind Mother Nature |
So happy tomorrows monday .. Perks on working in a salon |
@shainataylor @leeannapatrick @holliebrook88 \ya can't keep a good whore downnnn\"" |
@bess03 Come hangout! Lucky you live in Hawaii! |
My mom is the only fucking person I know that takes two hours to get ready before going grocery shopping. |
David Perron has some filthy mitts. Kid can play. |
@LisetteBrodey very sad. |
@Disc0rdant makes perfect sense then. |
Haha Lucic got tossed |
@margojenkins all I can think about is mcdonalds\ud83d\ude33 |
This is not what I expected! |
HAHAHA |
Congrats to @Tayaustin01 in this years draft #proudmountaineer I do believe the St Louis Rams will be my new favorite #NFL team ;) |
#SleeplessNights |
I'm glad you think that about me. \ud83d\ude02 |
If you're not watching the Stanley cup finals tonight then fuck you |
So excited I get my application for nursing program today yeahuh |
Holy shot, I've never actually heard @kanyewest talk until now. Weird. |
Hawkeyes win! |
On the plus side this numbing garggle does wonders for my sore throat. |
I love being up right now . #sarcasm |
I can't seem to find Molly. \ud83c\udfb6 |
I'm going to rant... you're ugly and you do not have any Common since if you are trying to act black and your white I mean |
@arfieeeee Arifa is that class hard?! loll I was juuuust talking to my brother about it |
Guys my favorite pair of Steve Madden sandals broke yesterday and I've said this 100 times but I'm so mad about it I almost cried |
I don't even know how to deal with this. |
When you have time to do literally everything but text me back, there's a problem. Don't be surprised when I tell your ass to kick rocks. |
i have so many creepy pictures of my dad |
When will I ever learn......? \ud83d\ude12 |
@osuna_erik nice nice I just got it!\ud83d\ude09 |
Control. Your. Child. You shouldn't be allowed to fornicate. |
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