tweet stringlengths 1 1.14k |
|---|
I DRANK COFFEE!! |
Well fak. |
The gym might not happen tonight, feelin sluggish |
I'm good at finding out the things that some people want to keep hidden |
I hate when my boyfriend is in a bad mood and he looks so damn cute. It's like \Why the fucking fuck can't I have you.\"" |
@BrendonWilcox you homosexual? :D |
nobody give me the high that she do |
asshole . |
Then slammed my foot in the door, it was cute |
Don't just quote it, live it. Otherwise, why bother? |
@16nataliebrock Yes! |
@brigle13 workaholics! #lording #letsgetweird |
@MsBasque \ud83d\ude21 |
When people take things the wrong way<<< |
Plans for today go to rosedale mall and get some new clothes then go home get a blanket and some coffee, sit down and watch some movies |
hoping I didn't have homework.. #didntdojack |
don't say cool when were texting I hate that word |
@RealAlecWellman @DASHAWN_WARD 0 days \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81 little babies |
Alright my sister can move out now \ud83d\ude21 |
Hug us from behind. Girls love that shit. >>> |
Now this is better |
\@SexTaIk: Sex relieves tension, love causes it...\"" |
@jamesindapaint \ud83d\ude02 well keep drinking then! |
Me being up right just let's me know for a fact that beer isn't meant to get drunk on. Just doesn't do the trick for me. Liquor only for me. |
@nouisunicorn ME TOO |
@Tayla_Gang19 cry some more that'll help jackass |
@TheRealRaden no. All a joke |
@MaddyBurrell_ you're welcome. Love you and try to get some sleep. |
I used to rule the world. |
Hopefully Christmas break doesn't go by as fast as this one did |
Good luck to the Montreat Baseball team this weekend in Georgia! #goCAVS |
We're as free as they want us to be. |
Thank god Johnstown has off Friday and next Friday! |
All I smell right now is baby powder and nursing homes @two_in_the_wink @reeb96 |
Shopping for tonight! |
A truer tweet was never sent. |
Lookin at this farm out in custard, I actually am kinda excited about it. |
Patrick Sharp is that dude |
@ImAus10 @ryanbrown641 haha why do we suck?!?? |
#WeakFor chocolate rice cakes |
I'm sick of snow |
I have no life outside of hanging out with my #Puppy |
@KTAdamsthegreat @haleigh_22 @i_m_foxxy2 @haley_brilynn we warmed the bench tonight actually Katie . |
Getting a ride to school in the Capri \ud83d\ude33 |
I cant waittt |
I've found all I've waited for and I could not ask for me . |
@piersmorgan what a disgrace it would be not to ban assault rifles. President Clinton had it right. Keep up the fight Piers!!!! |
@ArlenR24 he just traded in his Xbox and got the ps3 because he was tired of paying for Live. Hilarious! |
I think I just died and went to heaven! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0d \n#Wowza |
Michael is an idiot |
I literally hate my life right now. |
I can't take this anymore. |
I don't like Charlie Sheen but I just watched 3 episodes of Anger Management and I don't hate it |
@BadAss_Scorpioo go to bed. |
@daoffbb gayyyy |
Holy rain... |
@EricPincus I want Spurs |
People ask why my hair doesnt grow.. nd i say idk but really its because i straighten it so much it burns off. #Yolo |
Drinking Gatorade and not moving all day ..\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\ude37 |
On a night like this the best thing to do is just go to sleep\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude15 |
Sick of being put in the middle of arguments. #leavemealone |
I wish I could be like @haleylbrooks! She's so sweet. #loveher \ud83d\ude18\u263a |
@beitzel2014 but my whole evening is ruined... :/ I wish we performed on saturday |
Forgot headphones \ud83d\ude21 |
@dinning6 ill put together some stuff! |
@Scottydoesknow3 yea he's strong but he's like Incredible Hulk strong in the preview. But it looks like rhino, electro & green/hob goblin. \ud83d\udc4d |
@LeMelle80 @bmoc98 @blackrepublican U know Armstrong Williams. Spoke against Gay rights while hitting on male employees. #funny |
Tattoo appointments tomorrow with @just_in_case713! Eeeeek! |
Pretty sure Jason aldean is the only person ever to pull off little bitty hoop earrings. |
SENIORS WON THE FLOAT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.:') |
@spankzappa78 yes yes they do. Seen that at the toy store. One had a handle with a fist |
Wish my stuff didn't keep disappearing. |
Sucks to suck.. #rockpaperscissors @bdimmler |
7 page paper \u2705 |
How I Met Your Mother is seriously the best thing I've ever watched. |
Honey bunches of oats. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
Fast 6 was so good |
I want to go back to my old life. Freshman year. My best year ever. |
I'm kind of a soiled brat and want you to myself |
Well that was awkward \ud83d\ude33 |
This game is a mess thus far. #grizz #thunder |
K? |
@FightNightatJoe it's 80 outside..\n\nI had to get some sun. Now I wish I stayed home |
honestly the drama that 8th and 9th graders put on ask.fm is better than cable |
@Christianx14 wut |
CAN'T WAIT TO GET THIS METAL OFF MOUTH |
Ava needs to get excited! |
Am I the only one who wants to h e fun tonight |
Gotta see this second pineapple express! @Gkobrah @MaRcUs_LuNa15 |
In need of a neck massage |
Talk about a cliff hanger |
K cool Aly you suck! |
#sumupoptimusinoneword helpful |
@TheRealG_Flick @RogerStrack1 lol you think he is even close to awake? |
#IGottaThingFor guys with tattoos #mmmmm |
@briannasummer22 @The1andOnlyZeke and I are the only ones home tonight so looks like we'll be treating ourselves to a steak dinner \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude1d |
It's crazy how people disappear out of your life. |
#InComingFreshmanAdvice no matter how many upper class men you know everyone will still look down on you. |
Where's a beach at around beaver county? |
\The cost of college textbooks in the US has risen faster than the cost of healthcare, house prices and inflation.\" @lillybug_32" |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.