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It's time to go to work. Clock in. |
And if you can't except it, then your not a real friend and you can go now. |
@ElizabethArmist \ud83d\ude0a |
Why does this bitch want a bean feast \ud83d\ude02 |
Not sure if anyone got that modern family reference...#philsosophy |
@itskitesturn #mrsoftee or all the righties are up? I wasn't paying attention but my twit feed indicates Sandberg handles pitchers better. |
Dear work, I hate you today. |
@ubernoob_OS you are right. Haha. |
#PureMichigan |
Up n at em at 345 this morning. Gonna be a long one #lotsofcoffee |
@Luke5SOS hiya luke how has your day been?? |
Finally \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d |
I'm always so worried about making everybody else happy and proud that I forget to live my life |
Not cut out for this shit. Going completely insane |
@haleybaker69 I want to tweet at you but I can't think of anything to tweet. So penguins. |
waaaaiit, I forgot to care. |
The cell phone turns 40 today. I wonder what kind of mid-life crisis we can expect. |
Just painted my nails but now I have to pee REALLY bad, but I don't wanna screw up my nails #FirstWorldProblems |
Love the moment when you go to bed and realize your blanket is in the drier. #gonnabecoldtonight #Oops |
Feels good to sleep in #muchneeded |
@kiiiiidwell \nI'll hook you up with one of them\ud83d\ude04 |
Saw Mr. Shueler at the doctors office and yelled hi \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02 he looked at me like wtf. |
Buying a car right now. Life is getting real now #Allgrownup |
@emmmaayyyy @JuliaBoardman3 yes well have a fab time |
If anyone wants a whole pool to themselves come to Sylvan and make me some money haha |
@DuckDynastyAE i don't want it to be over. I love the show! Can't wait for next season. |
I wanna go to a pirate game soon.. |
@Turntapus maybe later. Right now me and chocolate cake are being seductive friends. And I don't share da cakecakecakecakecake |
I wonder... Do girl's pussy lips ever get frozen shut? #PureMichigan |
@mrsbigtmoney thanks! I was super nervous about it. I like it but I was like hmmm people are going to think I look like an idiot. |
@NickNick6697 @hamislord sure |
@NitzHanna721 i really want to \ud83d\ude02 |
Getting blocked from Jeff Locke, greattttttt... |
I hate memories, i wish i could just forget the good memories with the bad people |
I just found $10 on the ground outside my front door, something tells me it was probably mine to begin with, but still SCORE $$$$ |
Uhhh why am I getting jealous over something so little. ? #awk |
Who is ready for the walking dead tonight |
@KoltonKoch 6 |
Need to stop buying expensive clothes..with 2 constantly shedding beasts my dry cleaning bill is ungodly.. #ugh |
@AreYouNig fuck man that's a fact! |
Well at least I can say I didn't try |
@GarrettGilroy can you work tonight at 530 |
Study homework shopping day with the one and only @mel_santiago8 |
Bowling. This is what I've prepped for |
@31eaglesgoal what the hell |
I am so jealous of them. |
Who else is pumped for twitches at 7:30 |
@kellischeuble you like? |
Buffalo will be golden if they get Semyon Varlamov |
Call this tired Tuesday. |
Seriously though... I don't know if ill ever go anywhere other than beelistics. They're so damn creative... And good. #lovethem #obsession |
Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma |
@SabolSayWhat DO IT |
the best things are said last |
@kyliegardo pink! |
fruit roll ups Re so good to me |
It's only Wednesday |
@JustinDelp1 haha okay I'm down |
My last tweet is true... btw. |
I feel like everyone's changed on me... \ud83d\ude15 |
I have a feeling it's gonna be a cave kinda night after the game |
@landonlacey10 you get an iPhone? |
Final destination sucks.. I just watch the movie to find out everyone dies anyway |
I cannot lay in bed being useless for one more day. #Flu |
@ @Bauer_Casey6 @KeishonDawkins and me |
@XporpoiseX @dany_av1la agreed. come back you little shit. |
Wish they make a Expendables movie with them being hunted by a Predator. #YoAdrian #GetToDaChoppa |
new people to text would be great. |
I miss my baby boy.. |
January first is the only day a year you can look like complete trash, and totally get away with it. Everyone's hungover anyway. |
I'm really disappointed in that fashion show. |
@CrystalNjoku @TheKyleHardy @ktiiinaaa crystal I'm adding you to this list because your tweets kill me everytime |
@LeBronFanLBJ6 sounds nasty lol |
My excitement of the day is that my kitty got a new flavor of treats and is now being a loon. \ud83d\ude3b #crazycatlady #catlady |
@tashii_toess He possesses all of the characteristics of a potential sociopath I swear |
My love life is in like negative infinity numbers. Not looking good. |
This runny nose will be the death of me tbh |
so I'm going to dearborn music instead I guess |
oh my God, can you not? \u270b |
In this hospital for souls. |
@vistavision lol. Where are you. Can you steal the entire tree for me? |
@dufferdoodle thank you |
Cheese pizza with banana peppers \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\ude0d |
#RIPNelsonMandela I am the captain of my ship |
@SavhannaR I know |
For water |
Celebrity apprentice is the only show i still watch |
It's only 10pm |
Girls girls girls |
Lookin like a piece of shit today |
My gopher hockey jersey is definitely my favorite piece of clothing that I own |
I don't get waves of missing you anymore,they're more like tsunami tides. |
way to snapchat me and then not respond. #shitidontlike \u270b |
FGCU is the next Lobcity#GoEagles |
@elizuhbeth22 haha sounds good |
A sit down restaurant can only be judged by the memorabilia upon its walls. |
I feel really bad and by the way that you are ignoring me, I sense you are pissed |
Really stoked that nirvana made it into the rock and roll hall of fame. Very much deserved. |
@Masa_Restaurant is happy hour M-F 2-6 or 4-6? On website it says both. Are you at least open for lunch at 2? |
tbh I only retweet thing that at relevant in my life |
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