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It's time to go to work. Clock in.
And if you can't except it, then your not a real friend and you can go now.
@ElizabethArmist \ud83d\ude0a
Why does this bitch want a bean feast \ud83d\ude02
Not sure if anyone got that modern family reference...#philsosophy
@itskitesturn #mrsoftee or all the righties are up? I wasn't paying attention but my twit feed indicates Sandberg handles pitchers better.
Dear work, I hate you today.
@ubernoob_OS you are right. Haha.
#PureMichigan
Up n at em at 345 this morning. Gonna be a long one #lotsofcoffee
@Luke5SOS hiya luke how has your day been??
Finally \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
I'm always so worried about making everybody else happy and proud that I forget to live my life
Not cut out for this shit. Going completely insane
@haleybaker69 I want to tweet at you but I can't think of anything to tweet. So penguins.
waaaaiit, I forgot to care.
The cell phone turns 40 today. I wonder what kind of mid-life crisis we can expect.
Just painted my nails but now I have to pee REALLY bad, but I don't wanna screw up my nails #FirstWorldProblems
Love the moment when you go to bed and realize your blanket is in the drier. #gonnabecoldtonight #Oops
Feels good to sleep in #muchneeded
@kiiiiidwell \nI'll hook you up with one of them\ud83d\ude04
Saw Mr. Shueler at the doctors office and yelled hi \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02 he looked at me like wtf.
Buying a car right now. Life is getting real now #Allgrownup
@emmmaayyyy @JuliaBoardman3 yes well have a fab time
If anyone wants a whole pool to themselves come to Sylvan and make me some money haha
@DuckDynastyAE i don't want it to be over. I love the show! Can't wait for next season.
I wanna go to a pirate game soon..
@Turntapus maybe later. Right now me and chocolate cake are being seductive friends. And I don't share da cakecakecakecakecake
I wonder... Do girl's pussy lips ever get frozen shut? #PureMichigan
@mrsbigtmoney thanks! I was super nervous about it. I like it but I was like hmmm people are going to think I look like an idiot.
@NickNick6697 @hamislord sure
@NitzHanna721 i really want to \ud83d\ude02
Getting blocked from Jeff Locke, greattttttt...
I hate memories, i wish i could just forget the good memories with the bad people
I just found $10 on the ground outside my front door, something tells me it was probably mine to begin with, but still SCORE $$$$
Uhhh why am I getting jealous over something so little. ? #awk
Who is ready for the walking dead tonight
@KoltonKoch 6
Need to stop buying expensive clothes..with 2 constantly shedding beasts my dry cleaning bill is ungodly.. #ugh
@AreYouNig fuck man that's a fact!
Well at least I can say I didn't try
@GarrettGilroy can you work tonight at 530
Study homework shopping day with the one and only @mel_santiago8
Bowling. This is what I've prepped for
@31eaglesgoal what the hell
I am so jealous of them.
Who else is pumped for twitches at 7:30
@kellischeuble you like?
Buffalo will be golden if they get Semyon Varlamov
Call this tired Tuesday.
Seriously though... I don't know if ill ever go anywhere other than beelistics. They're so damn creative... And good. #lovethem #obsession
Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma
@SabolSayWhat DO IT
the best things are said last
@kyliegardo pink!
fruit roll ups Re so good to me
It's only Wednesday
@JustinDelp1 haha okay I'm down
My last tweet is true... btw.
I feel like everyone's changed on me... \ud83d\ude15
I have a feeling it's gonna be a cave kinda night after the game
@landonlacey10 you get an iPhone?
Final destination sucks.. I just watch the movie to find out everyone dies anyway
I cannot lay in bed being useless for one more day. #Flu
@ @Bauer_Casey6 @KeishonDawkins and me
@XporpoiseX @dany_av1la agreed. come back you little shit.
Wish they make a Expendables movie with them being hunted by a Predator. #YoAdrian #GetToDaChoppa
new people to text would be great.
I miss my baby boy..
January first is the only day a year you can look like complete trash, and totally get away with it. Everyone's hungover anyway.
I'm really disappointed in that fashion show.
@CrystalNjoku @TheKyleHardy @ktiiinaaa crystal I'm adding you to this list because your tweets kill me everytime
@LeBronFanLBJ6 sounds nasty lol
My excitement of the day is that my kitty got a new flavor of treats and is now being a loon. \ud83d\ude3b #crazycatlady #catlady
@tashii_toess He possesses all of the characteristics of a potential sociopath I swear
My love life is in like negative infinity numbers. Not looking good.
This runny nose will be the death of me tbh
so I'm going to dearborn music instead I guess
oh my God, can you not? \u270b
In this hospital for souls.
@vistavision lol. Where are you. Can you steal the entire tree for me?
@dufferdoodle thank you
Cheese pizza with banana peppers \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\ude0d
#RIPNelsonMandela I am the captain of my ship
@SavhannaR I know
For water
Celebrity apprentice is the only show i still watch
It's only 10pm
Girls girls girls
Lookin like a piece of shit today
My gopher hockey jersey is definitely my favorite piece of clothing that I own
I don't get waves of missing you anymore,they're more like tsunami tides.
way to snapchat me and then not respond. #shitidontlike \u270b
FGCU is the next Lobcity#GoEagles
@elizuhbeth22 haha sounds good
A sit down restaurant can only be judged by the memorabilia upon its walls.
I feel really bad and by the way that you are ignoring me, I sense you are pissed
Really stoked that nirvana made it into the rock and roll hall of fame. Very much deserved.
@Masa_Restaurant is happy hour M-F 2-6 or 4-6? On website it says both. Are you at least open for lunch at 2?
tbh I only retweet thing that at relevant in my life