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@Ashlinn_kroesen is he really there?
the little mermaid was a little cunt
I've been caught
Maybe I just need a good nights sleep to snap out of this.. \u270c\ud83d\ude34
Oh my gosh... How To Love by Lil Wayne just came on. My night is complete.
I like how when the black kid is getting yelled at the two white kids just stare !!!! @JenicaaMuston @EvanKenleyWest4
I hope this vacation will be a time for me to just take a break from everything.
#askashley what is your favorite outfit to model in? @AshAlexiss
Wind 9 mph W. Barometer 29.88 in, Rising. Temperature 44.2 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 45%
Making some coffee...cause it sounds delightful!
Someone stay at my house with me this weekend we can have fun don't worry
@KaylaMarie122 no that's too detrimental to my well-being
Not 1 offer.....
Let's make some tattoo money today.
Epic weekend in Rome with the crews that's all I gotta say... \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc2\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf55
Japanese or hooters? PLEASE REPLY!!! ;)
\u201c@RackandHelens: @molliejw @slkizer @achristal how was your weekend?\u201dgreat time with great friends!!! Thanks!!!
The voicemail i have from @alisonpieroni is pretty on point to how we were all feeling last night.
@SBNationMLB and every other defensive play in this game!
Let me be lonely tonight.
@tittycocaine k.
Phone broke :/ no phone till tomorrow
@AustinGriffin63 if its yours shouldn't you already have it? #deep
Walk into Wendy's with mom and two black girls behind the counter just go at it. Funniest thing ever \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
America trying to assassinate my character
@mitchmorris014 lol I hear ya .
#freezing
@KnollAlex hey dick breath get over here and give me a back rub.
My past is in the past. I've moved on. I am happy,
@i_am_sasquatch It is imperative that you give another speech that.
Hey @ryleyurchek
And sometimes you just need to take a break go home sit down and relax with the most precious gifts God has given us. #family
@DrBusyhead if you are true reds fan you root for ANYBODY but them!
I just watched the funniest thing ever, can't stop laughing
@__lovedearly I was sleep but we can talk now until I fall back asleep
@CindyBoren Yup. I don't carry one, but I'm definitely in the minority there.
@Steven_Swenson @crazytrkdriver2 @dogstar7tweets @MomsDemand @CSGV That is so not the point.......
@jethrova Morning, Monday again....Blech.
pretty chill night
Lol why do i even text people
and nearly frozen
Well a nap didn't happen :( #WhereAreYouSecondWind
I'm such a lucky girl.
fuck the cool kids
cleaning for my home health client today & open a drawer and it's full of porn DVDs like uhhh ew \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude2c
Brobo... New nickname I guess
Looking forward to speaking @hollandcollege The culinary institute of Canada next week!
\We accept the love we think we deserve\" -#PerksOfBeingAWallFlower"
Why am I up right now?
I wished my sister would hurry #seriouslytho
I just don't understand what goes through other people's heads..
I'm sorry but if I don't talk to you anymore than there's probably a good reason! \u270c\ufe0f
Don't wanna go back to the real world \ud83d\ude14
kill the governor already
I don't like how on temple run 2 it says \save me\" when you die"
Monsters university is hilarious
@OMGAshleeNicole but prolly not
The line at Chipotle is suppose to be on the right side. The left-side line confused me.
@HarleighDitz you havent been? <\\3
Feeling a little better about this test now.
@JKaser32 try pick pocket level 25....haha ya I'm a boss...if we are talking about the same thing......lol!
#RealFriends @Brooke_Shockey & @CodyStockner The three musketeers! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a
Idk if your in denial or you just don't care
Now I get to open presents at my dads \ud83d\ude0f
Channing Tatum never fails to give me a boner......
still just chillin... that kush tho
@BabyOndash Nice! How'd the team do!?
expectations are nothing more than expectations
I haven't liked anyone is so long like it feels so weird I am sO LONELY
@Lindsamorphous I'll roast tip to come see you
It's taken me 3 hours to writes this essay on poetry! I jut simply don't understand it
@crichardsxoxo I'm wearing mine lol
@BeckerFappin \ud83d\ude18
Mrs Logan is the greatest homeroom because I love her lmao
Anyone in the Branch area wanna give Rambo a ride?
Not seeing Zac for two days ain't healthy for me... Wah
It just took 4 rings to get a hold of 911.. If it were more serious, I'd be dead. #fail #souptown
Just got homee
Being angry and watching Dexter is just too much
Praying for @BuekerMaddie! \ud83d\ude4f
You are a thing of beauty.
I want to go break stuff..
@ClaytonDeYoung yeah buddy!
@ScottMcCallum35 yeah I guess your right
867-5309
@whitalvey I've never been, but definitely on my list of things I wanna do
Don't be afraid to be yourself. \ud83d\ude0a
bitch, freak my shit.
#HALOawards cant wait to watch austin @AustinMahone
At some point if you wanna be there or not you just gotta strap up and play \ud83c\udfc0. Take pride in your game #Kentucky
We're fucking dead
#WhyIHateInstagram when you want to upload a picture it crops like too much
Springsteen
The #cubs are scary bad
You're pissing me off
@johnnydthach yeah, I have an android. Upgrading to an iPhone in the Fall!
@brittany13dee @taylorstwin same here, but I tried to eat noodles today and I about died haha
And the fact that duck dynasty is on just makes everything so much better \ud83d\ude0d
@catieeheil I miss you too you!! Come visit! :)
Harry's a prettier girl than me