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Today's the day Ive been waiting for for so long. #mac #apple |
I'm finally getting around to watching Love, Actually. St. John's pick of a movie best not disappoint. |
Why have an advisor meeting in the library? Shut up please |
Your personality sucks |
I want Chinese... Bad. \ud83c\udf5c\ud83c\udf5a |
Bout that time to soak up the atmosphere of @UNDfootball #TailgateAlley #GettinChills |
@CoachPitinoFIU welcome to the #Gophers |
I dont think guys relize that girls live on with there insecurities |
So tired of hearing the words \Black Friday\" on TV. The malls close in 2 hours, you can stop now...please" |
Instead of 140 characters tweets should be limited to your iQ number |
I believe in fairies... I also believe punching one in the face would shut that whiney voice right up! #FairyFairyQuiteContrary |
#ChevyProbs |
@RachelAlbrechtt #Loser \ud83d\ude46 |
My Instagram isn't loading. \ud83d\ude2d |
\Babe it's a drive bar in El Seg, nothing fancy\"// \"So don't wear this?\"\nfrom around the corner...\"I swear if it's something all sequiny...\"" |
Getting the corvette after cheer tonight\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d #thecar |
The neighbors said she moved away isn't it funny how it rained all day |
I'm the world's best at putting myself in awkward situations. |
I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e |
@MakeYouWoody then nap |
@danbearpig freak |
I love paige so much <3 |
Watching lemonade mouth #watchyagunnado |
my dad trolls me more than people on the Internet \ud83d\ude12 |
Why is everyone hating on me tonight? Damn... |
@KerriMPR @dailycircuit YESSSS!!!! |
I wonder what my mom is doing |
Lol, people really need to get over the fact that he told. I would do the same thing if I were him. #getoverit |
@cafrindorrell \ud83d\ude33? How you know? |
nothing like having your brakes go out and your windshield wipers quit working while driving home during a blizzard. |
@Jakermolovich after hockey season how about that? |
You bet I'm taking full advantage of these home cooked meals before I leave #nothingbetter |
If someone takes me to the Harry Potter theme park. I'll marry them. That simple. \ud83d\udc4c |
@jacksonlindsay1 @KippanM you made that much more dramatic than it should've been. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude02 |
well I just ordered all my christmas gifts for my family and they're expected to be in January 6th..\ud83d\udc4d cool. |
Just so you know, 3D glasses aren't sunglasses. |
Gang signs out the window yabishhh |
Crawling #LinkinPark |
Danny Green \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Watching #HouseofVersace right now...great movie and great story to watch. I am totally tune in. Beautiful clothes and great legacy. |
proud to say I'm going to have a great night WITHOUT having to get messed up. stay safe everyone\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf892\u20e30\u20e31\u20e34\u20e3 |
@c_lloyd3 lol why? We all always just chill in our underwear.. |
You can't undo a fall like this cause love don't know what distance is.\ud83d\udc95 |
A good Monday is when you skip school and go to the mall\ud83d\ude0a |
Anyone going to the #pirates game want to meet up and get a drink before the game. |
One of THOSE days I guess... |
@WhiteyTighty10 @emiliekyler I fell for you jdub |
@JMcKinleyNYC @ProjectRunway #PRAllStars LOVED your Haute Couture, fabric combo was RISKY! best wishes on your next endeavor Joshua! |
I'm early to my 8 am, it's not freezing outside, what is life on this glorious Wednesday? |
\@JBLAAAAIR: it amazes me how someone can be friends with someone after they talk crap about them lol .. idk it's beyond me\"" |
@megfoster12 thank you so much for the ride |
@whoa_mary Hiya, honey. Suddenly busy in a good way, on the homefront. Back in a bit. <3 |
I love when people see Marilyn Monroe stuff and they think of me. #myidol \ud83d\udc8b |
What mom just told me >>>>> |
@DeeJayVizion no ! Its on right its jist really swollen! |
Pitch perfect just ended baybay |
@s_sparrow42 at least there's a sub in math sooo maybe you won't get moved. \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude0b |
sometimes no matter how hard you try, you just fail. |
Going to bed , night twitter \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4 |
I miss them so bad and the only been gone hour.I pray they move at least 4 hours away . |
Changed my bio |
I seriously can't explain the hatred I have for you. |
Hahahah so many thirsty girls |
@berkemeyerjj I spent 6 months in NYC but it was after Sandy so it wasn't open.Friends did grab pics on her journey there which was awesome. |
I'm not going to that Kenny Chesney tailgate. I am the tailgate.. I am a holy vessel. I am Kenny Chesney drinking Molly holy water |
@JohnZSays you call it mental illness, I call it social advantage... And I'm pretty sure if you'd ask my wife she'd tell u I have the same |
So Chloe decides to Snapchat me after I told her we're done...... |
@Walker_McGuire NEEDS to be on the radio NOW! #slightlyobsessed #sorrynotsorry |
@ericole_brady01 @virdzzzzz @greg_vaughan \nAwesome! |
@BobbiPenn For the fireworks?!? |
@meggaatronn no its not |
someone come over. |
Why do we have to lose and hour of sleep.. #dislike |
@AndrewHopkins14. Lol.... |
Lunch outside with my peeps @Rickt501 @Beautiful_me42 @MWill_15 |
This kids ugly Christmas sweater is perf I can't take a pic he'll definitely see me |
You suck at this caring shizzz. It's kind of a yes or no thing. |
Don't jump in front of a bullet you weren't meant for |
#OrangeBowl Hoping NIU pulls off the Upset!!!! |
I will always want you. |
@wh0reh0use *throws fist up towards sky and proceeds to hip thrust everything and anything within reach* |
@ItsVinnyLol one bite ? :( |
Things such as clip size, caliber, requiring a license to own a gun, registering all guns, and mental/moral tests to own and operate guns. |
STIFF FUCKING ARM |
These two very... Fluffy women walked out of the gym in jeans. Uhhh.. what where do doing at the gym in jeans? |
Just realized why... |
Im fine. |
It's not one play. It's the whole game. Never give up.... Unless your benched... Then assemble a great cheer squad ! |
AND HE STILL SCORES |
seriously carrie just fuck off |
fuckin aced that exam |
@emmybeavers me |
whyyyyyy am I still up |
Justin won't have sex with me :( of course |
This candy store is dangerous |
Rory is now aware of Rick |
@JCrossover Favorite all time movie? |
Just because you're having trouble in paradise doesn't mean I'm going to be right there for you. #youlostthat |
WALKING AROUND TOWN LJKE A SCUM |
@BoyleJamesR haha yeah! |
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