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@borisnorris how could you!!!! \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28 |
Level 37 in candy crush is almost possible |
I can't stop eating. What is life |
Accident prone is an understatement today. |
@RyanBlagg \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Cinderella! |
Let's reminisce my 18th year of life, what a crazy year man |
Lets just watch movies and cuddle. |
@4ever_A_Boss probs not stop and shop sucks |
Either go to rehab for a semester and cure my addiction to marijuana... Or sign my life away to student loans. Guess which one I'm picking \ud83d\ude24 |
I listen to people bitch about money and I realize it doesn't matter how much u make some people are never happy...#smh |
FINALLY get to go out skiing! |
This has got to be a joke |
It's almost 5 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching eating videos on YouTube and now I want to go to McDonalds what's going on |
Oh and by best friend in my last tweet I mean @AndriaTesta |
My sleep is fucked. |
@HaleyWiebenga hold on you have one?!? |
@_MrMcWeiner nooo idt you will. sorry |
@Real_Liam_Payne hi baby! |
@MissFrickkk @shelbylcsmith I was kidding.You know I love you!I think used my tiny muscles putting your wheelchair in my trunk#thestruggle \ud83d\ude24 |
I wish I could fall back asleep but nooo I'm wide awake\ud83d\ude36 \ud83d\ude34 |
3,740 minutes till christmassss |
@TGGivens WOOOOOOOOOOOT |
\I've had so much of that I don't need that...okay I'm lying I do\" - @carson_jones21" |
Thanks a lot \ud83d\ude12 |
Selena Gomez comes on and any sense of focus I once had is now GONE |
@CodyMeyer5 I give up!!!! |
saying my family is crazy is a complete understatement . |
@ashleamills I use tech to give my students a \ visual\" of what is happening to their bodies through fitness activity." |
@jzeke214 @S_Fisch01 I'll back you up. |
@JadoreJah omg I can't wait , I miss you doll!!! |
@nickwalsh18 who wouldn't? |
Seriously. @Ceaks22 makes me feel like I'm in a movie with @Sethrogen at all times because she is so hilarious |
I'm pretty upset I can't hang out with @tayyylaaa___ and @Jodsterr tonight. I was getting excited \ud83d\ude14 |
@kaleeescalante_ lol I don't really know. Probably not.. |
Can I touch one? I just want to see what they feel like. |
My response to how everyone hates me ; its okay, I fucking hate you all anyways. |
I have a feeling today will be a good day \ud83d\ude0a |
That'll be the day I get played again though |
50 Shades of Awesome \ud83d\udc4c |
Hooked on donuts & pussy tail |
Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.69 in, Steady. Temperature 72.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99% |
@pimpinkin21 haha niggas gon be hatin cuz we gon be decked in that Navy blue. Carrier dome gon be flooded wit Orange lol |
@HittinTreeBit bitch i think im k swizz, thats my name dont wear it out. and yes deed is a person & i am in him, problem ? |
Whoops \ud83d\ude21 |
Another episode of this season's #Californication not dug. The bread & butter of this series is Hank & Karen. Guess they gave that a break. |
@D_alcorn32 where you at?? There are about 20 Madison girls at my house right now. |
@_JEungee i know we can't help it can we ;; |
@Victoria_IUE thank you!! :) |
I hate when people think I'm a baby. \ud83d\ude12 |
@pk81394 i think there's knives in my stomach #vomit |
@calebtbarron was thinking the same thing |
Man if what I wanted actually came true...there would be a lot more pandas that's for sure. @kbonf1r3 @n1mindz |
@AshaleyJill I can't find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it. |
@anna_bearden you okay pretttyyyy girl? |
@Kaiitllyn changed yr pick of us to just you :( |
When is that castle learning for belts due? #help |
@RippedNFit get the best & heaviest leg day in yet!!! |
@Schultz1260 So is Atlanta. Cards blowing them out. |
I ate to much food kill me now |
@jamiiee_lynnn couch |
@chris_hammond1 Jesus? You've got him! |
I'm about to just drive to marist right now @Kim_Meyer29 |
Every time wagon wheel comes on I scream the lyrics \ud83d\ude0a |
@morganmcneely2 the store called me and said your shoes should be in like 5 days |
@NancyGraceHLN Or maybe they believe he should be punished. They're just sure which route to take. #Zimmerman |
@Wawa >>>sheetz |
@EaT_sLeeP_I3aLL ok I'll go with you |
Gold all in my chain... Gold all in my watch |
@mollll_ @AlyProvencher @bebba_house @Lyds91 @Jillybeee7 were going to bovas and then holding each other |
...climbed to the top of the hill (our house is at the bottom), walked downtown, turned around, and headed to the park. Once I was... |
Probably time for bed huh |
Noting be able to sleep on my left side because of my arm sucks! |
Is it weird that I get more excited for Christmas shopping for Loki than I do for anyone else? \ud83d\udc36\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84 |
@JenAttwood1994 I hope you can forgive and we can see be one this please ps I did even know it would Afected you |
Pizza and Project Runway. |
@Tylercox__ we in the same boat I hope I get this job we takin a trip to get away! ASAP |
I need something to do. |
I'm ripped. |
I hate when people say they feel my pain. \nNo you fucking don't. |
@allienicole12_ exactly! I don't think she has the right personality for either |
No matter the situation, clear, rain, or snow. The cummins always puts on a show |
me and bob rockkkkin out to girls just wanna have fun \ud83d\ude02 |
I sometimes wish someone would hang out with me. |
So Washington State was up 8 with just over 2:00 left, with a 1st down, and the opponent had no timeouts. And they lost. In regulation! |
@taylorrrrjeann you're not funny. |
I really don't wanna a snow day... Cause then Ms.Zinn is gonna give us twice the homework. |
@huntersdad3911 you bet I have a lot of fun shoveling it! |
pregaming to the lizzie mcguire soundtrack |
@SaraLiz7 lets go watch Identity Thief tomorrow at 10! Lol. |
People get so selfish when their drunk. |
It's pretty much just my friends and a few randos at our bar. Played the word alive in celebration. |
Don't know what to think anymore |
@macpowell yep, I'm up too. Contemplating Calvinism vs Arminianism. |
I still have an hour to relax. \ud83d\udc4c |
@LBacon34 You know, that is some excellent perspective. Thanks for that! |
Nobody cares about your hair color. |
A rec center in Dennis would be sick |
Wacccck ! |
You don't know what you have til you lose it . |
@GIndriolo Just ordered the Kd'6 Christmas's !! YEAHHH!!!! |
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