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@borisnorris how could you!!!! \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28
Level 37 in candy crush is almost possible
I can't stop eating. What is life
Accident prone is an understatement today.
@RyanBlagg \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Cinderella!
Let's reminisce my 18th year of life, what a crazy year man
Lets just watch movies and cuddle.
@4ever_A_Boss probs not stop and shop sucks
Either go to rehab for a semester and cure my addiction to marijuana... Or sign my life away to student loans. Guess which one I'm picking \ud83d\ude24
I listen to people bitch about money and I realize it doesn't matter how much u make some people are never happy...#smh
FINALLY get to go out skiing!
This has got to be a joke
It's almost 5 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching eating videos on YouTube and now I want to go to McDonalds what's going on
Oh and by best friend in my last tweet I mean @AndriaTesta
My sleep is fucked.
@HaleyWiebenga hold on you have one?!?
@_MrMcWeiner nooo idt you will. sorry
@Real_Liam_Payne hi baby!
@MissFrickkk @shelbylcsmith I was kidding.You know I love you!I think used my tiny muscles putting your wheelchair in my trunk#thestruggle \ud83d\ude24
I wish I could fall back asleep but nooo I'm wide awake\ud83d\ude36 \ud83d\ude34
3,740 minutes till christmassss
@TGGivens WOOOOOOOOOOOT
\I've had so much of that I don't need that...okay I'm lying I do\" - @carson_jones21"
Thanks a lot \ud83d\ude12
Selena Gomez comes on and any sense of focus I once had is now GONE
@CodyMeyer5 I give up!!!!
saying my family is crazy is a complete understatement .
@ashleamills I use tech to give my students a \ visual\" of what is happening to their bodies through fitness activity."
@jzeke214 @S_Fisch01 I'll back you up.
@JadoreJah omg I can't wait , I miss you doll!!!
@nickwalsh18 who wouldn't?
Seriously. @Ceaks22 makes me feel like I'm in a movie with @Sethrogen at all times because she is so hilarious
I'm pretty upset I can't hang out with @tayyylaaa___ and @Jodsterr tonight. I was getting excited \ud83d\ude14
@kaleeescalante_ lol I don't really know. Probably not..
Can I touch one? I just want to see what they feel like.
My response to how everyone hates me ; its okay, I fucking hate you all anyways.
I have a feeling today will be a good day \ud83d\ude0a
That'll be the day I get played again though
50 Shades of Awesome \ud83d\udc4c
Hooked on donuts & pussy tail
Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.69 in, Steady. Temperature 72.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%
@pimpinkin21 haha niggas gon be hatin cuz we gon be decked in that Navy blue. Carrier dome gon be flooded wit Orange lol
@HittinTreeBit bitch i think im k swizz, thats my name dont wear it out. and yes deed is a person & i am in him, problem ?
Whoops \ud83d\ude21
Another episode of this season's #Californication not dug. The bread & butter of this series is Hank & Karen. Guess they gave that a break.
@D_alcorn32 where you at?? There are about 20 Madison girls at my house right now.
@_JEungee i know we can't help it can we ;;
@Victoria_IUE thank you!! :)
I hate when people think I'm a baby. \ud83d\ude12
@pk81394 i think there's knives in my stomach #vomit
@calebtbarron was thinking the same thing
Man if what I wanted actually came true...there would be a lot more pandas that's for sure. @kbonf1r3 @n1mindz
@AshaleyJill I can't find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.
@anna_bearden you okay pretttyyyy girl?
@Kaiitllyn changed yr pick of us to just you :(
When is that castle learning for belts due? #help
@RippedNFit get the best & heaviest leg day in yet!!!
@Schultz1260 So is Atlanta. Cards blowing them out.
I ate to much food kill me now
@jamiiee_lynnn couch
@chris_hammond1 Jesus? You've got him!
I'm about to just drive to marist right now @Kim_Meyer29
Every time wagon wheel comes on I scream the lyrics \ud83d\ude0a
@morganmcneely2 the store called me and said your shoes should be in like 5 days
@NancyGraceHLN Or maybe they believe he should be punished. They're just sure which route to take. #Zimmerman
@Wawa >>>sheetz
@EaT_sLeeP_I3aLL ok I'll go with you
Gold all in my chain... Gold all in my watch
@mollll_ @AlyProvencher @bebba_house @Lyds91 @Jillybeee7 were going to bovas and then holding each other
...climbed to the top of the hill (our house is at the bottom), walked downtown, turned around, and headed to the park. Once I was...
Probably time for bed huh
Noting be able to sleep on my left side because of my arm sucks!
Is it weird that I get more excited for Christmas shopping for Loki than I do for anyone else? \ud83d\udc36\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84
@JenAttwood1994 I hope you can forgive and we can see be one this please ps I did even know it would Afected you
Pizza and Project Runway.
@Tylercox__ we in the same boat I hope I get this job we takin a trip to get away! ASAP
I need something to do.
I'm ripped.
I hate when people say they feel my pain. \nNo you fucking don't.
@allienicole12_ exactly! I don't think she has the right personality for either
No matter the situation, clear, rain, or snow. The cummins always puts on a show
me and bob rockkkkin out to girls just wanna have fun \ud83d\ude02
I sometimes wish someone would hang out with me.
So Washington State was up 8 with just over 2:00 left, with a 1st down, and the opponent had no timeouts. And they lost. In regulation!
@taylorrrrjeann you're not funny.
I really don't wanna a snow day... Cause then Ms.Zinn is gonna give us twice the homework.
@huntersdad3911 you bet I have a lot of fun shoveling it!
pregaming to the lizzie mcguire soundtrack
@SaraLiz7 lets go watch Identity Thief tomorrow at 10! Lol.
People get so selfish when their drunk.
It's pretty much just my friends and a few randos at our bar. Played the word alive in celebration.
Don't know what to think anymore
@macpowell yep, I'm up too. Contemplating Calvinism vs Arminianism.
I still have an hour to relax. \ud83d\udc4c
@LBacon34 You know, that is some excellent perspective. Thanks for that!
Nobody cares about your hair color.
A rec center in Dennis would be sick
Wacccck !
You don't know what you have til you lose it .
@GIndriolo Just ordered the Kd'6 Christmas's !! YEAHHH!!!!