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@borisnorris how could you!!!! \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28
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Level 37 in candy crush is almost possible
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I can't stop eating. What is life
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Accident prone is an understatement today.
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@RyanBlagg \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Cinderella!
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Let's reminisce my 18th year of life, what a crazy year man
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Lets just watch movies and cuddle.
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@4ever_A_Boss probs not stop and shop sucks
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Either go to rehab for a semester and cure my addiction to marijuana... Or sign my life away to student loans. Guess which one I'm picking \ud83d\ude24
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I listen to people bitch about money and I realize it doesn't matter how much u make some people are never happy...#smh
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FINALLY get to go out skiing!
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This has got to be a joke
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It's almost 5 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching eating videos on YouTube and now I want to go to McDonalds what's going on
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Oh and by best friend in my last tweet I mean @AndriaTesta
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My sleep is fucked.
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@HaleyWiebenga hold on you have one?!?
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@_MrMcWeiner nooo idt you will. sorry
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@Real_Liam_Payne hi baby!
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@MissFrickkk @shelbylcsmith I was kidding.You know I love you!I think used my tiny muscles putting your wheelchair in my trunk#thestruggle \ud83d\ude24
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I wish I could fall back asleep but nooo I'm wide awake\ud83d\ude36 \ud83d\ude34
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3,740 minutes till christmassss
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@TGGivens WOOOOOOOOOOOT
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\I've had so much of that I don't need that...okay I'm lying I do\" - @carson_jones21"
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Thanks a lot \ud83d\ude12
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Selena Gomez comes on and any sense of focus I once had is now GONE
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@CodyMeyer5 I give up!!!!
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saying my family is crazy is a complete understatement .
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@ashleamills I use tech to give my students a \ visual\" of what is happening to their bodies through fitness activity."
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@jzeke214 @S_Fisch01 I'll back you up.
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@JadoreJah omg I can't wait , I miss you doll!!!
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@nickwalsh18 who wouldn't?
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Seriously. @Ceaks22 makes me feel like I'm in a movie with @Sethrogen at all times because she is so hilarious
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I'm pretty upset I can't hang out with @tayyylaaa___ and @Jodsterr tonight. I was getting excited \ud83d\ude14
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@kaleeescalante_ lol I don't really know. Probably not..
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Can I touch one? I just want to see what they feel like.
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My response to how everyone hates me ; its okay, I fucking hate you all anyways.
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I have a feeling today will be a good day \ud83d\ude0a
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That'll be the day I get played again though
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50 Shades of Awesome \ud83d\udc4c
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Hooked on donuts & pussy tail
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Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.69 in, Steady. Temperature 72.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%
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@pimpinkin21 haha niggas gon be hatin cuz we gon be decked in that Navy blue. Carrier dome gon be flooded wit Orange lol
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@HittinTreeBit bitch i think im k swizz, thats my name dont wear it out. and yes deed is a person & i am in him, problem ?
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Whoops \ud83d\ude21
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Another episode of this season's #Californication not dug. The bread & butter of this series is Hank & Karen. Guess they gave that a break.
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@D_alcorn32 where you at?? There are about 20 Madison girls at my house right now.
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@_JEungee i know we can't help it can we ;;
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@Victoria_IUE thank you!! :)
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I hate when people think I'm a baby. \ud83d\ude12
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@pk81394 i think there's knives in my stomach #vomit
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@calebtbarron was thinking the same thing
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Man if what I wanted actually came true...there would be a lot more pandas that's for sure. @kbonf1r3 @n1mindz
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@AshaleyJill I can't find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.
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@anna_bearden you okay pretttyyyy girl?
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@Kaiitllyn changed yr pick of us to just you :(
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When is that castle learning for belts due? #help
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@RippedNFit get the best & heaviest leg day in yet!!!
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@Schultz1260 So is Atlanta. Cards blowing them out.
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I ate to much food kill me now
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@jamiiee_lynnn couch
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@chris_hammond1 Jesus? You've got him!
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I'm about to just drive to marist right now @Kim_Meyer29
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Every time wagon wheel comes on I scream the lyrics \ud83d\ude0a
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@morganmcneely2 the store called me and said your shoes should be in like 5 days
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@NancyGraceHLN Or maybe they believe he should be punished. They're just sure which route to take. #Zimmerman
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@Wawa >>>sheetz
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@EaT_sLeeP_I3aLL ok I'll go with you
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Gold all in my chain... Gold all in my watch
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@mollll_ @AlyProvencher @bebba_house @Lyds91 @Jillybeee7 were going to bovas and then holding each other
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...climbed to the top of the hill (our house is at the bottom), walked downtown, turned around, and headed to the park. Once I was...
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Probably time for bed huh
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Noting be able to sleep on my left side because of my arm sucks!
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Is it weird that I get more excited for Christmas shopping for Loki than I do for anyone else? \ud83d\udc36\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84
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@JenAttwood1994 I hope you can forgive and we can see be one this please ps I did even know it would Afected you
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Pizza and Project Runway.
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@Tylercox__ we in the same boat I hope I get this job we takin a trip to get away! ASAP
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I need something to do.
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I'm ripped.
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I hate when people say they feel my pain. \nNo you fucking don't.
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@allienicole12_ exactly! I don't think she has the right personality for either
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No matter the situation, clear, rain, or snow. The cummins always puts on a show
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me and bob rockkkkin out to girls just wanna have fun \ud83d\ude02
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I sometimes wish someone would hang out with me.
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So Washington State was up 8 with just over 2:00 left, with a 1st down, and the opponent had no timeouts. And they lost. In regulation!
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@taylorrrrjeann you're not funny.
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I really don't wanna a snow day... Cause then Ms.Zinn is gonna give us twice the homework.
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@huntersdad3911 you bet I have a lot of fun shoveling it!
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pregaming to the lizzie mcguire soundtrack
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@SaraLiz7 lets go watch Identity Thief tomorrow at 10! Lol.
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People get so selfish when their drunk.
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It's pretty much just my friends and a few randos at our bar. Played the word alive in celebration.
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Don't know what to think anymore
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@macpowell yep, I'm up too. Contemplating Calvinism vs Arminianism.
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I still have an hour to relax. \ud83d\udc4c
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@LBacon34 You know, that is some excellent perspective. Thanks for that!
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Nobody cares about your hair color.
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A rec center in Dennis would be sick
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Wacccck !
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You don't know what you have til you lose it .
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@GIndriolo Just ordered the Kd'6 Christmas's !! YEAHHH!!!!
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