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@alyssamorgan70 I love you too |
@whomptie great app. |
@tannerolson I'm not at my house. So I cannot say. |
Man, just having clothes fit you perfectly >>>> |
someone take me to moes |
@J_RiiV haha |
I can't even get a wrap around how perfect my life is right now |
@VanesssaGory how?! |
Catching Fire was life changing, except for the end |
It was never bass to mouth! |
I love getting delivered pizza from @CocoDreezy and @AmyChuk at work. So lucky to have such wonderful friends. Finally home though! #sleepy |
@golf_jrk terrible coaching. 3 batters ago.... should have pulled him |
Mile High is not happy with that one, Manning. |
@jyliantereso @kylebastos his phone is dead |
I wanna go home\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude2d |
I have cake all over my face from the cake fight last night. Best Greek Week ever \ud83c\udf70 |
To think that I would've been in training right now if it were last year and the year before. Basically it's my first summer back. |
Need to cheer up. |
Being done working >>> |
Three weeks. Missing you each and every day! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc36 |
@tinytor20 We know what friends are for! ;) |
I'm trying to get you hot and wet you know jacuzzi that shit. |
was so excited to go to the Melt with @Kaleigh_Boylan, and i just realized i have to go to work. for 3 hours. fuuuckshit. |
@MomoNoel147 i know right |
ill slap you offf that barstool - there goes another lawsuit. |
All that bullshits for the birds |
@KatyCutright I love you\ud83d\ude18 |
@ChastityFallon learning about contemporary Christian music in my music class today. Lolololololol |
So much goin thru my head...I don't know what to think anymore...#confused |
@kirstenshelby ......... |
My bed has never felt so amazing, ever. |
Which actually means drunk fest \u270c |
Could this day seriously get any worse |
@AdamSchefter well they're on cocaine |
You're irrelevant |
Fuckin a Weeden. You had so much time there. |
Let's see if I can boil these eggs without ruining them. #TerribleChef |
Steven Ridley is paralyzed |
@killby_ that song is fantastic |
Going in my shop today because atleast I could build a wall if I got that bored |
Were @Bxtch_Im_3Hunna |
@TorriiRosee great. Your probably not going to get cut. Grrr ill be in town though so better sale those calendars!!!! |
@IU_Mr_Kirkwood I am in Nashville. I have an internship here for the summer! Such an awesome city |
@danaa_elise seriously! it's so bad too...you'd think some belong in elementary school still idk they need a reality check soon |
Already wish it was Friday |
Surprised Lebron could even jump with y'all swinging on his nuts. |
I have the next four days off! |
i cant wait to get a bunny leash tomorrow |
@cass_in_the_hat can't wait to get that Benjamin! |
@kbd2013 I'm not going to sleep yet so I'm still fully clothed:) |
always. thirsty. |
@Jordan_Shipley where at? |
You've had your chance. More than one. You blew every single one. Not my fault. That's all you. |
Today was a good day. \ud83d\udc4d |
First Watch \ud83d\ude0b |
@mollyyyyymm_ funny I've had this same thought. |
I seriously just want to rage the fuck out of twitter!! @Mariahlovesyou8 haha |
My pants ended up busting everyone |
@EaBuchanan yayyy! It's not the same for me either. What days do you have clinical? |
730 sounds like a good time to go to bed |
This is gonna make me mad.. |
I was expecting a snow day, guess not. |
Sweatpants>> jeans |
Tina is concerned that I will get diabetes if i continue to work at Ritters |
I don't like jokes. So don't pull none on me because chances are real high that I probably won't like youuuuuuu |
Want to go home!!! #fuckthis |
going to bed at 8 o'clock because im a whiny butch in the morning |
Wonder how the roads are holding up, and how long my normal 50 min drive home will actually be. |
Idk how I pulled off a win this week. @BootyBowlChamp should change his twitter handle. You drafted a terrible team. |
@OGR47 My friend set her alarm for 3:45 tomorrow...that is early |
If I'm sleeping alone and someone turns the TV off I have nightmares.... DAD!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!! |
Leave at 8 you say? What time is it now? 11? And we still arent leaving. |
Today has been a great day!!! \u263a\ud83d\udc4d |
I feel like that was about me. |
Okay Laura, lets try actually taking a piss in the bathroom #facepalm |
So over the snow I just want summer |
about to say screw this homework and rent a movie |
Me and quigley about to be on the work flow together! |
It really tips my wagon when girls take pictures and you can straight up tell they're pushing their boobs up. Not cute |
@mackenziee_cook but I think you're the best... We can't both be the best? \ud83d\ude09 |
\you can't twerk in the mall. this is not a club, this is a mall\" - patrons of adobe's easton" |
Can your eyes freeze in your head? |
@tianaparker20 I think so. |
If you favorited that tweet and didn't text me I hate you bye |
@ADDibleee I'm here! |
I'm so darn lucky! |
I hate being sober |
@DaGurl4rmBigD been a fan since 1979 , I remember when they went 1-15, I was a fan before, during and after |
Emily said she was close. Like almost here. That was 10 minutes ago \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude12 |
We have school today .. Is this real life? |
I stick up for all my friends. Idc who you are, but i will NOT let you talk crap about them. Yah hear? Good. |
I don't even remember getting in a car wreck just waking up to people freaking out |
@nehmieee really? And I would to if I had my clothes |
Ahh it's good to have data again #USA |
Punt it kc |
moose just told us all he went to jersey tonight this is the funniest night of my life. |
Why are you feet swollen.?!\ud83d\ude2a |
realistically, i'll be happy if i even get two of those finished. |
@datsdawson are y'all championship contenders this year? |
It's such a nice day out but I am stuck in school/: |
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