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I guess I could get out of bed now.. #LoveThursdays |
@bvilledvl7 ill tell him in person. |
@_bethwhite is she like the same age? |
My dog >> |
Why don't you go Ping off of a Fucking cliff !!!! God I fucking hate you! |
@Kevinplant34 I love you too klever kevin |
@Nickielee21 oh I got it was gunna say. Ill just melt away. Lol just kidding I couldn't do that |
Work 3-8 with my favorites! Atleast I'll get a lot of great laughs in today :) |
Jake and Tamara are the most annoying couple in glad they broke up ew |
Now the 2 mediocre middle aged girls sit alone again, with nothing to talk about looking around |
Why can't I always be there instead.. |
@KhanaOttsune Primary reason I stopped gaming. That and the fact people like to rage on people who are new to the game. |
@SteeloBrim lovin this marathon of #Ridiculousness and your gorgeous face on my screen! |
oh god here we go again |
What's going on tonight? |
@chachallen gosh Zach I'm sorry everyone knows I love hockey too!!!! #noworries |
When I volunteered to work tonight ... \ud83d\ude12 |
@hatriick HAHAHA |
road trip to Toledo \ud83d\udc4c |
Like who the hell does candy crush think it is telling me I can't play for 25 more minutes |
I wonder if people can tell how much I miss my bffff? |
I have to actually give hints in my tweets that it's a song, not about anyone.. \ud83d\ude02 |
just laying outside on a bench, all alone :/ |
@Kelssss_14 let's watch Harry potter after the guys go to bed. |
Today=best day ever. |
Nothing better than egg whites w/turkey! NOT! |
In case you forgot how bad I've been down, just ask around because you know this town loves to run it's mouth. |
Lets go Cards, nothing good happens to a devil on Easter Sunday. |
Dear @ThisIsAllNowNY ! @onedirection is currently staying in NY if you could ever so kindly go find them & bring them to me,I'd be so happy! |
Got my teeth cleaned for the first time in 4 years and I have no cavities! #booyah |
@kirstin_kravik thats a lot of awkward! |
@AVONoah @VineLoop Oh my gosh yes!! |
I'm easily amused by the smallest things. And I love it. |
Back 2 Ballin |
Braden cracks me up |
I am so incredibly blessed |
Forgive but don't forget |
294- You're fun to text, but we only talked a couple times. |
@melissaeck I down for whenever. Woulda been out more but @panduhh had been conveniently forgetting to text me |
Topic in the car right now #BroTalk |
i have so many nice clothes that are way too big for me wtff |
The big ticket reppin the c's in his 15th all-star game! Most passionate player to ever play the game #anythingispossibleeee |
Every song is out of tune, just like you @woahtaku @keshasuxx |
I smell like a fire. |
@SidneyReneeJ hahaha yes love it!! And I knowww caramel vodka was bad news hahah |
Wind 3.8 mph SE. Barometer 29.91 in, Steady. Temperature 73.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 57% |
Late breakfast with @Billiam_10 :) |
I don't even know what to do... |
@maaryyymeeee hehe I was hoping you'd see this! I forgot I had it actually haha I haven't used it in so long!! |
@FaZeSwan you. |
@HinckleyCaj aren't not isn't |
I'M GLAD MADDIE IS MY FRIEND. SHE'S AMAZING AND IF SHE ISN'T YOUR FRIEND YOU'RE MISSING OUT. #jsyk |
Bed time \ud83d\ude34 #Nighty |
Where'd the moon go? \ud83d\ude33 |
I'd save you in hopes that you'd save me |
Whoa! Two runners VANISHED during the Jerusalem Marathon! No worries, they'll probably show up in 3 days! |
Like 80% of the school is sick. If they're not, they will be now |
Or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? |
Watching #outcold at work.. todays a good day! |
@kayla_edgar @RagingRanda soo...pretty much your dad? Lol |
@soJAMIE_truth oooooo my JAMUS!!!!! I'm praying love! |
Happy Birrfffdaaayyy to @BrittanyMarie06 ! <3 |
Haters are my motivators |
@C_Murphyy we played Ithaca |
Oh and by the way, Cody has a nipple piercing. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@Ryan__Meek it's the ones right behind the jail? |
At the chiro right now chillin in the little waiting room ahhh come on man #placestobe |
I want to rage tonight. |
@katieyourlady thanks Katie \ud83d\udc9c!! |
well then |
I'm dressed like I don't give a fuck today and I'm completely ok with that |
This Dallas/LA game is about to be turnt up though...big game, let's see who shows up |
Time invested for me usually means time wasted \ud83d\ude0f |
I can't believe I missed the season premier of the show I've been waiting months to come back... #ashamed \ud83d\ude33 |
@1inStripes lol Diaw with a three |
#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I absolutely do not care what people think of me, I have no filter either |
@TheLittleTobes the screen on the inside is twice as big as an iPad. |
When your boobs are too big to fit in pink bras<<<<<<< |
@BabyGoon_1 Yay! |
@Chases_knee023 that's awesome! |
It's.raining,its.pouring this day seems so boring... |
Tyler underscore mtv |
Sending all those goodnight texts last night made me feel so good! \u263a\ufe0f #happy |
all too well by taylor swift is perfect |
@marjory_ellen_ go ahead and take a seat with the rest of the haters, I'll get to you soon |
No matter what I do or who I'm around, I'm missing you. |
@beththyen I won't! Don't worry Beth \ud83d\ude09 |
@ktordoff13 You had a crazy night too? Lol |
Give me an Inari Fox and I'll forgive you |
I need a tutor for geology #seriously |
I can't wait to sleep in next week wow |
@DedeBabii yea you know I do lol |
It's too cold for ice cream |
@BUFootball should have saved bad game for UT. Could have still won that one. @ESPNCFB @CollegeGameDay |
I'm scared to leave the basement, it's too hot at ground level #34Degrees |
I just bad a dream that me @itsmadyyy and @kenzzzzee went sledding and Kenzie hit her knee and cried \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
@Eaglefly124 That photo of the younger brother standing behind the 8-year-old kid he was about to murder says it all. |
Who not Jo . Milwaukee. Roommate. March. |
everyone just sits on their phones and stares at the clock during this class, literally. |
i hate the rain |
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