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While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control which has led u inexorably here |
When your drink is so cold it's like a slushy>>> |
I've seen this stupid episode of Catfish like 30 times... #stop |
@R_jaffarian I froze I didn't know what to do or say |
I go all the way up to Dollywood just to see you because you \miss me\" and you get mad. Never speak to me again." |
Spilled spaghetti sauce on my white sweater. #classy #typical |
@PrincessJessah you get real beyotch ;) |
I always sweat when I straighten my hair so it's never straight \ud83d\ude14 |
Wait, really? @AbdulAlvi #FridayThe13th |
You can't fix a mistake, just to make it over and over again. |
Slide through and I can get you sooooo high. Guarantee. |
I'm not ready for kids but.. I can't wait till Shane and I have one \ud83d\udebc\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\ude0a |
you are so hypocritical |
It's nice out but not that warm |
Not in the mood to listen to my dad bitch about tattoos at 9 in the morning. STFU |
Come on baby let's go listen to the night train. |
I hate hearing about school shootings man |
@The_Gman102 @ComedyCentral @themagicbullet I have a @SlapChop_ it's not very good. I did get a flexible hose. That thing is amazing. |
The endless math homework has finally ended. |
@LundSydney @stevieleelacher pretzels?? Von Hansen pretzels? ;) |
@jalengriffin10 nice mate |
2014 cannot come soon enough. |
I'm not about to deal with this shit again. |
I am so fat. |
@ZaZaPie11 drinks on drinks on drinks ALL summer |
Any of my girlfriends wanna join this sausage fest hmu |
@KevKellum @RachelJeanHaas you need to come to one that will be a closer match! We really play good then! Plus they are more intense :) |
Trishelle has got to be one of the worst challenge cast members. What a waste |
i'm in the best mood \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc81 |
I think it's disrespectful when a girl posts inappropriate things on another guys wall...knowing he has a girlfriend. |
sweet tea before i go to bed, don't mind if I do! \ud83d\udc4c |
Tonight was interesting |
@catfan270 don't get too happy cause I doubt it'll last a while lol |
@NiallLarry_Ziam PLEASE. MY BODY IS READY |
Cmon Brady. Feild goal wins game. This is the perfect situation for you. Your the posterchild for these comebacks |
Well, night Twitter! |
Up all night |
This is a drop everything kind of thing |
I've changed? Ohh I know I have! \ud83d\udc4c |
What'd I do? |
Smh |
Almost made two pediatric pancakes. |
In love with my new earrings \ud83d\ude0d |
@AbbyHaubrich I'm having a blast hanging out with you!!!!!! |
Baseball is my passion |
Check off my homecoming dress!!! :) <3 |
And let it rain! |
We're to young to be this sad. |
Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger with them I could use? |
@Theejbizz time to put McCown in. |
Fuck this... No one wants to go to prom on Sunday. |
Well I guess job hinting time it is |
@lainey_rae12 \ud83d\ude37 \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a |
I just want to be in Florida already because I have so much anxiety about flying \ud83d\ude23\u2708 |
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I love the Rockford files but damn those wigs in the 70s were bad! |
If you're happy..I'm happy. |
Christian Bale is the epitome of perfection \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18 |
@positiivevibes still good doe and you improved your score from yhe first time! I scored a fucking 17 in math if it makes you feel better |
@ChrisWeidmanUFC that was absolutely amazing!! Congrats! Best fight I have watched! #ufc162 |
If this was any other game but the super bowl I would of been done watching a while ago |
Literally have seen 6 cops this morning...#why |
@HumzaQuadri unimpressed |
Why did u have a bad day @hdswan13 |
Tomorrow is going to be such a busy day for me.. |
I want soup |
I bet at the game tonight, there was probably 1 UCLA fan for every 200 MSU fans.. It was crazy!!! |
@CowboyTroy1996 @clarebear1269 shes a freak |
Why is it every time I am in a great mood, everyone else is depressed or pissy? |
A@CarolynRideout @TVinnage23 @jodivinnage would go if @carolynrideout went! Not currently signed up to go. |
@cmasinelli last night. |
Success is not something you have, it's something you Do |
@CockyAmendola it's pending so accept me |
@marklindesr !! Thanks dummy dems. |
Present to myself should be here any day and according to these chillens, only 7 days until Xmas. #XmasCountdown |
A\u00a0goal without a plan is just a wish.\u00a0 |
@e_doolz KILL ME NOW. |
Today won't be complete unless I get Taco Bell |
@McSkippy737 I still only have a few tonight. But with only six dudes playing so far I have seven assists. I can't complain. |
@DAonCBS Tough week for the Mobsters. Tony Soprano checks out.And Jimmy Hoffa is a hell of a hide and seek player. Damn |
That was a sick play... #LLWS #SCTOP10 |
Not a second goes by that I'm not thinking about you. |
When I spend time on my puttin on my mascara & my lashes are really long. >>>>> \ud83d\ude0d #GirlyTweet |
Perfect night for swimming! #LiterallyFeelsLikeABath |
People \u270b\u270b |
I like a little Captain in my coke. You know I like a little good time in my smoke. |
Is happiness just not acceptable |
And I'm counting all the boogers on your face and on your cheeks and it makes sense that your sickly #littlethings |
@trinittyyyy you must've looked at the wrong one because I get fierce all the time and it's only $50 |
@DylanWatts28 to practice |
Awe that snapchat just made my night!\ud83d\udc4c I miss that girl |
1st place in consolation and got a $50 bag for free because of it! \ud83d\ude1c |
at home alone for the night... this could be interesting\ud83d\ude0f |
I hope to god I was never half annoying as the highschoolers sitting next to us. Idiots. |
I live for Cat Saturday on #theChive |
Best husband ever! \u2764 He got me the absolute sweetest Mother's Day card ever! I'm so #blessed. I'm ready for my baby girl!\ud83d\ude18 |
Well. This sucks |
Loooove getting bitched at for telling the truth. |
#AlisRoom is the creepiest thing ever. |
@Radd_Andersonn have funn! And takena bunch of pictures for me :) |
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