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Welp. I officially have 2 days left here. Weird... |
Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. @Forrest_Harper #georgestrait |
Damn it's the beginning of the month next week. #bills #depressing |
Just want it to be 5:30 already so I can register for my classes!! #anxious |
Can I graduate yet |
just realized that someone vine famous came into work today !!!!!! Was wondering why he looked so familiar!!! OMG |
@Pearson_Gabriel hahaha iight yen gone hit dat bih tonight |
@icehockeystick its got the least playoff atmosphere of any nfl playoff game |
For someone who doesn't like to be touched, going to the chiropractor is stressful. But that's how desperate I am. #backpain |
Wake up people |
@Blevins_Colton it's your upper lip |
Brand New is playing Penn State in the spring? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO PENN STATE |
It's nights like these that I think about you. |
@HJSoldier yeah I'm planning on becoming a therapist .. |
My cat literally charges at the bathroom door while I'm in there doing my business! #soweird |
I have u. |
@BigBooty_Bec no it's just lets no wear clothes Friday |
My teacher just picked on four wheeler riding, rural areas, informal languages and overalls.. She just offended every person in Grundy! |
STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME. Lalalalaaaaa AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME. |
@_jdonnelly #RIP |
@garebare2013 @Kyle_Host23 def? It would be blind, haha |
@thatguypaul1 solid |
1st day of classes:/// |
@jordynkosmas I'm not \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\ude18 thank you! |
It's such a boring day at work.. \ud83d\ude23 |
Rolle Bolle by @newbelgium brewing is heaven in your mouth. |
I am desperately hoping Jacob has a snow day \ud83d\ude4c |
@LeeLybrand haha alrighty |
@Kaitlin_Reichel don't go to aria there isn't any power |
It really sucks when you feel like you're not good enough. |
A girls that is 5'8 is to tall to me but maybe it's cause I'm only that tall\ud83d\ude12 |
When I need you? |
Walter White \ud83d\udc81 |
New 30 for 30 on Maurice clarett was excellent. #ncaa is modern day slavery. When are we going to bring them down? |
Good half Buckeyes! |
I am Sam gave us a glimpse of how people with disabilities are negatively looked upon by our society. We need to break that. #FHS328 |
Only I could manage to get kicked out the same day I'm moving out. |
Don't even care anymore |
@captainzach521 ive only tried 30 day shred, 90 day revolution really. but i need a routine that mixes in cardio and training |
Who's ballin at the Rex |
I swear microwave minutes are the longest ever! |
Why are you walking your cat on a leash. |
Anderson Hozak... the new road to fuck up your car on.. |
Thinking about doing something and actually doing it are two completely different things. |
Every time me and Megan hang out we just lay in bed and subtweet each other #NoLives |
@TeeEnglish1 **BiG A\u2022\u2022 SiGH** |
@ShoBoDance All the boys already are in your yard Shannon \ud83d\ude0b |
I'm just another face in the crowd. |
This seminar is lousy |
So much learning is about to go down |
Ain't gonna fret over them though, I got my own shit to deal with. |
@sabol_sam me and log are going on some kind of an adventure |
@amyJo_03 what is your record? Haha #comeatmebro |
Helping my mom with her math homework because its been 24 years since her last math class>>>> \ud83d\udcaa #FeelingLikeAGenius |
@alex2comi @taylorwegelin @joshk415 @zbo43 can you guys leave her alone lol |
I wake up and walk out side to momma linehan chilling in the pool trying to levitate a cup of water |
@hellobwie do you..care? |
@kyliemichel @LCBones34 @fischer_corie @CydneyLewis29 @TryaBest13 @Lexis_Liz14 @PDubb07 that better be a lie. #kickyourbutt |
see the world through googly eyes |
Getting someone in my family to work out with me is equivalent to trying to shave a wookie. |
Watching that 70's show! #yes #loveit |
I just got shocked by my phone... So that's how you really feel about me? |
Nice win against Tampa Bay, Roady back to Maine |
I'd rather be watching the game than this soccer game. Woof. |
Im just done with everyone. |
@mlavsminaj what are you going for?! And what day? |
Lol. Thank you @LauraBrenea for showing me Hey Porsche. Funniest song everr. |
If practice isn't inside tomorrow we should all pretend to stroke out. |
This coffee is gross but I need it |
@jonnykimball1 call me niggy |
@AbsgailJoy thanks for reminding that I don't have any friends here I forgot for a second... |
\ud83d\ude01 |
@TonyBrunoShow Missinelli is one of the reasons there are more horses' asses than horses in this world. Rise above... |
Beyond annoyed |
Thank you defense! That ball is out and is LSU's! #LetsScore |
Give duke 6 pts |
@JamesTJV your tweets are so enchanting james |
There is no better feeling then waking up and seeing you have an hour left to sleep! Happy Tuesday! |
@Celindabee awesome |
@Corey_King12 do you like him? |
7 days til paradise |
I HATE CUTE BOYS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM |
@ScudbucketBG5 daaaaaang! I'm glad you found it! |
Nothing like being stuck in a little beach shack during a storm. .... |
@Miathatsme44 I KNOW WHO |
Twitter always sucks at this hour |
always me |
It's freeeeezing\ud83d\ude2b |
I see the word pawn and automatically think porn. What is wrong with my brain? |
Cool lets put two of the most injury depleted teams in college football together in a bowl game. Prob gonna have to have fans finish game |
@bricorradino \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b |
Buzzzzed on iced coffee. Because I can drink that much faster than hot \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d |
@AlecConnors I get paid tomorrow, what are you doing after six? |
I don't do anybody wrong. I try to go above and beyond as much as possible. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc9c let's all love each other. |
@KingKearney12 Yeah. Paul is bigger than lebron no doubt |
LOL that didn't make sense.. |
Why in the world do I feel so alone |
Eww that was a good one |
Going to buy me a old car this weekend and give her hell to get stuff on video lol |
@_jacqueen I'm going |
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