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Brad Paisley just gets me\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc4c |
You guys wanna know what I'm doing for spring break? Sleepin & eatin'. Maybe some occasional tv. |
@radfag they eat most of the worlds bugs. Without spiders, we would have bug infestation everywhere. |
Lucky charms <3333 |
Is there anyway to get GTA 5 at this second |
The Reds on on FIRE this inning |
Friday is bride day! Basically how I spend every Friday \ud83d\udc70 #imaloser |
What idiot planned finals week to fall on Friday the 13th?! |
@Rhetley lol and the way he angles the camera...priceless. More chins than a Chinese phonebook. He just said \I am auditioning for Broadway\"" |
It's coming this way. |
@_KeithJamahl_ @_ataijah OMG!!! I'm too weak!! Hahahahahaha #HotDamn |
Why is Rihanna so perfect?! #jealous \ud83d\ude29 |
I'm like a owl. I don't give a hoot JACK. |
dear @mnwild please fire coach Yeo the wild have been the better team on the ice in all 9 of their games and have only won 3 -concerned fan |
Right...\u201c@davidaxelrod: Thanks to my 200k Tweeps--even those who regularly suggest that I burn in Hell! You all make it interesting!\u201d |
So it just crossed my mind... Has anyone ever tried to use the Irish Whip as a finisher? #ReasonsImNotAWrestler |
@MissAlissaS @amandabynes u do same thing as her just mirror pictures |
When freaking out to @cassi_sanford, alcohol is always suggested. #bffsuggestions #toofunny |
All the rednecks out side cropping their plants now lol |
I could've sworn I just had 2 white foxes cross my driving path a moment ago! Are they even native to here? |
Can't wait to see my boy tomorrow. \u2665 |
I need a girl for Dylan to come to Matt's right now! |
@TatianaAllanPoe without Dakota? |
I honestly really like my job and don't want to kill myself when I have to go to work |
Don't try to drag me into this shit, I won't take it serious ahahah |
I watch these football games and just cringe watching their knees \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude31 |
Im pooping then sleeping.... Forever. |
Why doesn't anything ever go right for me |
Probably the best fair week ever..so much fun @AndrewCataldo @keriwalling with others..#lovethesepeople #funnypeople |
HIT IT HARDER YOU FUCKING VAGINA! |
Omg I can't even with this world civ class\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 |
Really regretting going out |
@S_McLovin_85 I didn't even click on the link |
Can't wait \ud83d\ude00 |
My dad has really bad insomnia. Go to bed \ud83d\ude33 |
So my cat is already the coolest cat ever. But I wish he could talk. Kinda. |
@duchessrebecca @kginthehizouse Just what every child wants to hear from their mother. |
@Maddieeharvey @jennyagrox5 we weren't in the first place |
Sometimes I just hate everyone and want to eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So there's that. Hurry up August. |
All I want is a home cooked meal instead of fast food |
So upset wow I hate myself |
@RachelFerg_ aaaaawwweeee he learned from the best lol :p |
@Schmittttttttty That's what I like to hear! |
@jschapa69 you love it (; |
I spend at least 10% of the day in my car |
How many of you on here have witnessed the drunken actions of JILLYG. Lol. |
I don't drink pop but I'm REALLY craving a coke. |
@mel_em_see was thinking the exact same thing! #hateher |
Finally watching Silver Linings Playbook. |
@jermball243 but guns don't kill people remember? |
@MeaseShelby stop making me miss you our texts are like we're together in real life ugh #isoundsoLezbo #twitterworldWeAreBothStraight |
My flesh may fail, but my God You never will |
Missing gym with my bestie @kiimdade \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude22 |
@for_a_dollar what he fuck are you talking about? |
That phone call was much needed legit just talked about sooo much it a shame how things have to be |
Second Thanksgiving in progress! |
@anaissacanas I love youuu |
@becccc_k wasn't meant for you to laugh more of my enjoyment..but lol yea ight get back to me on that 1.... |
Thinking i should be concerned....tabba is in the kitchen and the microwave has been opened and closed 17 times.... |
I miss @balepale3 even though she hates me \ud83d\udc94 |
@brandonbud401 @kylewhitney14 @cindyrivas_ can I come too please!? |
@shaunagiltinan BIG RED wants you to add him on Facebook \ud83d\ude0a |
Sweatpants and chucks |
weird to me |
It would be nice to go to bed early tonight |
Yes, make statuses and not text me back. #1way #toopissmeoff |
@ariel_eyanson What?! |
Sometimes I feel so alone... I feel like I've been down this road before. |
@Skuxx__king she ditched us AGAIN XD |
Cobb hit another reason why roger goodell is the worst thing to ever happen to football. |
@shy_shania #TeamiPhone |
@nickcavegn_ do you like it? |
@ben3388 damn! I sure hope so :) |
I get sad when Hey Pretty Girl comes on the radio. \ud83d\ude14 |
@DubSullivan you're welcome \ud83d\ude0b |
Any motivation I had for my homework is now gone |
I just realized I missed my 7000th tweet\ud83d\ude14 |
Kudos to ICE re discovery & successful search of Super Tunnel |
@jessicahayeess awh thanks \ud83d\ude06 |
Oh yeah glad @RyanStinson12 quit being shady and talked to me at the game |
Come a little closer baby I feel like laying you down |
I smoked... Lol I think that's why... Lmao |
Soccer in the rain? |
Watching proud family in the deans office. #seniorlife |
I'm still heated that h&m changed the design of their basic hoodies. that's some bullshit |
Bring on the gay tweets from Luke and Derek |
@laurapasquini enjoy! I love mine |
Being more upset over something than you should be <<<< |
@EmilyKopper #lesbihonest I love you more dear. Have fun tn. Remember make Jeremy happy \ud83d\ude09\u2764\ud83d\ude1b |
Thirsty Thursday! |
@HollieandDave I'm at basketball... |
If I was on idol this year I would just sing Drake to Nicki. That's all I could ever ask. |
I'm sorry but Eminem is horrible |
Just close your eyes and you can see that we are where we're meant to be \ud83d\udc9c |
When I was your man>>>>>> When I was your girl. |
@FlowGod19 OH MY GOD |
What the fuck |
Why would you root for Iowa just because its American? It's still Coon Rapids |
Listening to music soothes me. |
@crhockey12 Is that even a question |
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