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Who has the new madden and wants to bring it over my house to play and then forget it when you leave? |
No need for sad songs hahaha. |
Now that xmas and new years is over, there is nothing good to look forward to other than summer. Sooo sick of winter already |
@wizlilliamson lmfao I know. I think I laughed so hard because of the fact that it was true. |
Anyone ever noticed that Ke$ha's missing a tooth? If you're rich and famous, why can't you buy a damn fake tooth??!? #distracted |
@ERisMAN22 do you know what this means??????? Walt is back.... |
Gonna be single on Christmas for the 19th year in a row...#KeepingTheStreakAlive |
This weekend will be pretty awesome #excited #fun |
@ir0nwolf Yeah... pretty disturbing to find 4 miles in. Pretty sure it's a muskrat though. Or badger. |
If I could pick a perfect day today would be it #beautiful \u2600 |
This weekend's gonna be amazing because I get to see @jonahdrake :) |
Now this is just getting funny |
Felt like 5th grade lunch again the cool kids wouldn't talk to anybody else |
Just had a good run with @oke_5 #siblingbonding #healthyliving |
Always locking myself out of my own house #retard |
@MikePereira The Jets were clearly acting on that personal foul. Come on |
I just want my voice back \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude1e |
@jazayerli not sure what you're getting at.Has there ever been a team with this much hitting/pitching imbalance?\nOh yes! The 2000 Royals! |
without a past self, are you still yourself? |
My grandfather bitches about the way other people drive when today not once has he stopped at a stop sign! #please |
@Blakew1111 It was kind bad.. Haha & I got in trouble for it.. \ud83d\ude12 |
i hate depending on my dad driving . like no. if you let me drive it wouldn't take eleven hours, it would take five . DRIVE FASTER. |
Reactions are never disappointing |
@zach_boucher @Corbploeger we have the best sand volleyball team! #multiplescoregasms |
#VoiceSave #voicAustin |
@breanne824 hehehe you know I love being cute and slutty. #jk #kindof |
@kirchner1868 my IQ went down reading this. |
I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government! |
@Bflare005 Brian go to bed hahah |
Sooo weird seeing OCC on ESPN. #iworkthere |
The awkwardest thing that's ever happened to me is probably when I had to be the big spoon with my ex when we were together. #Hahhahaa |
The Steelers trash bruh |
Going into the wine in spirits store for the first time after you turn 21 is like a little kid in a candy shop...just so much to look at |
Your love is kinda sweet, sweet enough to eat |
@KateMcKinney_ great! Atleast we get to work together for a whole hour! |
Just made a pack cover out of a contractors garbage bag. #outdoorsmenwin |
Up at 830 on a Saturday. Actually feels good \ud83d\udc4d |
\u201c@UnusuaIFacts: Approximately 450 people die from falling off their bed every year in the U.S.\u201d @soto1222 |
@CMichCrushes can we get two more wristbands? |
@ash_mcvicker yummy... |
7:30 A.M. EXAMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. That is all. |
newest employee at space \u263a |
@Russostrib he's out for the night |
I like @twaaankss #somuch |
3 fumbles on 3 different drives really!?! #ballsecurity |
Allergies \ud83d\ude33 |
@donnascalise Good morning Miss Donna and Mr.Pete!! :) |
That moment when @CMichCrushes doesn't post your shit #notcool |
@FingMouFannin text me. \ud83d\udc69 |
It's gettin old && a little ridiculous. \ud83d\udc81\u270c\ufe0f |
it's pretty fucking sad the only way I could possibly get money is if I had a job other then that I don't get money from anyone whatsoever |
ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 40.8 F,\nHumidity 50% ,\nWind 8.6 MPH\nDirection 45\n#weather |
My $25 gift card is rotting away in my purse |
I absolutely cannot wait for June 16, 2015. \ud83d\udc9c |
@gina_marie22 he probably be the Shawn Bradley of the movie |
Can't explane what ur doing me yaaa |
Ewh can you just go away |
@morganj31 ehhhhh. Agree to disagree. |
I swear whenever I sleep with my window open there's always this extremely loud and annoying bird and wakes me up at 5:30. |
I miss mommy daughter days |
Ice water is the best through a straw #picky |
@NicoleBeard6 harsh.... |
I'm calling your name oh lord. I just wanna be in your arms I don't care if you don't speak. It's cool with me. I just wanna fall in it arms |
I could watch Hotel Transylvania a million times. |
Moussa has a lot of bad fouls. That was not one of them right there. Terrible call for his second. |
@Shelby_Kayla just go with it is on \ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02 |
You know what, I think it's time for me to move down south. |
@abradyj this one might go on a mantle if I can get it. |
Regionals at herk this year, oh fuck yeah! \n\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e |
@BENJUM3N hey man, where the hell is will at!!! |
Im the LAST one in my family to know something about a family member. I always find out through friends lol wtf |
@scottaengle @GabeStrnad he passed his breathalyzer and field sobriety test. This will end up being dismissed. |
Every single day the same stuff I'm just so tired of everything |
Why dunkins doesn't deliver is beyond me. #lazy |
Which lucky girl wants to come stay in @stillyboy24's bed with me since he's not here?? It's a twin so we can get nice and cozy :) |
Oh God! Wow... |
@CatZingano I truly feel that you, McMann, and Holmes are the current best, and future of women's #MMA. (Auto correct fail) |
I wish I was outside... #volleyballtournament |
Bout to her this workout in with lee |
@MsJacoBurke WHAT |
Arrived at Lowell Assembly of God; taking the Christmas Story and Carols to an Assisted Living Center later this morning. Merry Christmas. |
The shit you hear about me may be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch that told you. |
@_caseeeeey hey it's my first one |
@DOOM2dotEXE I already had no respect for you |
@Gonzalez_Colton @CommonWhiteeBoy wowww lol. thats prob how it happened though. |
Cleaning like an champ until I pass out |
I'm about to go to school with a fucked up nose ring seriously fml |
Lost at #NWA-SEW because our enforcer can't do his damn job right! |
@Jmoney4202 aw thankss!:) |
@ohlovelybecky Kiss my black ass, how about that? |
@PamelaSeley @S1776frdm @emaleroland @SSASMCGUIRE @PatDollard if Pat Dollard is sick I want to be sick like him! You are a moron! |
@DJZimmie we did!? Any chances on getting a new one!?! |
Get em girl |
@Vwalt48 Pinterest \ud83d\ude01 |
@AdrianPeterson Ravens just suck overall. Don't worry you're still the best in the league |
But that pic though. Still in awe |
#HowIMetMyBestfriend Ashland City Cowboys football @DaltonLane6 |
@czkiab @Browns we need a all around power back like him |
Hipsters eating trash... #ew #anotherreasontohatehipsters |
@pafarmgirlinct yup no hills. We do have the beach though! Only place to sled is down the overpass embankments. |
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