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Hey. I put my last 2 paychecks i to amd calls. AMA | Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? | |
Rip my boner for the next week. | She could rip your boner... | |
Its an awesome PE ratio, but yeah, this market is crazy haha... | And a great dividend. But it's not a growth stock. So don't buy it and expect it to rocket upwards buy it and forget about it | |
Same reason he on here bruh | So he's a very stable genius too? | |
You need to do some more research on this company's history before you go balls deep investing in them | Research? The man said buy, not research. No need to shake the boat here buddy | |
That's the beauty of options. They *are* depreciating assets. | Not if you dont sell. | |
D | Goodbye | |
Buy a property with your amazing credit and make people with shitty credit pay you stacks of cash to live in it. | I like this idea because it involves margin. | |
Sink all your money into $70 FDs next week and then post a picture of your yacht the week after. | Okay I saw this movie called the Big Short and I think I want to try to do that strategy | |
that’s because you are | Thanks | |
How does it feel? Where did u get it | Not a cop | |
Canopy is already exporting to other countries like Germany and the Netherlands. Tobacco and alcohol is already imported in the US. There is not much reason to think MJ will be restricted from that. | If even the most pot-friendly states like California track every step from seed, there is no chance that wouldn't be required federally. So canopy would have to start from seeds just like the rest. | |
No one thinks you’re a virgin; it’s clear, at a minimum, you’ve taken it up the ass few dozen times ... | HEY-O | |
the market doesnt care anymore | It only cares when it's bad news. | |
Michael Burry will provide liquidity for you. | i thought water was liquid enough | |
That’s what I was thinking of. Honestly might get this and spam it on all of my social media just to watch the people who follow me lose money lol | All my friends are already poor tho | |
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I am a pussy and bought a shit ton of late June 240s and July 240s. Won't make as much but my delta is pretty significant on these contracts. | Nah that's not being a pussy, thats being cautious and smart. My strikes were probably a bit aggressive, but we'll see. | |
To be fair, a quarter stuck sufficiently far up the ass would probably prove somewhat difficult for most individuals to find and dig out on their own. Get lodged sideways and create a nice split dual carriageway for the poop scoops to come out tho. | r/nocontext | |
It says same risk/**reward** profile, not risk profile. If the risk profile is the same, and one play is much more expensive than the other, then the risk/reward profile is not the same. | Reward amount is the same too, but the cost basis causes the percentage to be different. Percentage is what really matters to most people, so take it for what it is. | |
Yes, you can also find your peak sell point to see how theta will get you. | I solely use the Risk Analyzer to see what my profit is on multiple legged options and that's it. I just want to know what my profit is on spreads and things, I don't check anything else on it.. | |
I should have included don't have enough leverage in the question. | There are very few situations in which you can't find an instrument to leverage a trade. Whether that means using some form of derivatives or going full autist with credit cards, there's always a way. | |
I got in to most of them over a year ago, so I'd like to think so. | Moon it is then | |
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? | Why do we do burnouts on footpaths and play hopscotch on freeways? | |
Gotta be able to hedge against the rest of the world. | Why not just run it all day Monday if that's the case | |
I said that back then and haven’t seen a good one. After the GOOS IPO it had one but I didn’t buy it then. | GOOS has a P/E of 87, do people buy anything besides their winter jackets? I just can't see how $40 is a good price for them rn | |
I was looking at $FANG actually | Diamondback. Not a bad one. MRO (Marathon) isn't bad either. | |
I've heard Jews have this minset too cause the Nazi's fucked them out of their belongings, etc. | I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure centuries of persecution will do that to you. | |
Let’s say MU spikes to $100 and I own 800 contracts of $50 strikes. My delta is $80k on invested capital of $4M at that point (excluding premium paid to keep it simple). If I sell and buy $110 strikes with all that money, the delays would be much higher due to the many more contracts I could purchase. Let’s say the premium is $10, so I could buy 4K contracts. Break even is $120 buy the delta might be about $200k to start vs the $80k it was before. | Ahh ok. I didn't think of the total position delta. That makes total sense. Much thanks. | |
Even if Tesla was making profit on all its configs it would probably still not have profit because of the investment in Solar, and Battery production. | And of course they lose their $7,500-per-vehicle subsidy this year. | |
I know its awesome right? So why was OP banned for this?? | For being a faggot. | |
TSLA | That's on the buttplug that isn't visible from here. | |
I am a junior high janitor and I can't solve half the problems on the boards when I come through to clean. | that's because ur dumb | |
Casinos pale in comparison to options trading, as far as gambling quality goes. | Yes. But supply and demand. | |
That's total equity lmao | Will I'm posting on wsb, so I must be retarded | |
I’m pretty sure that was sarcastic... | I disagree | |
If you're going to do $SPX on margin, why not just buy ES? Really don't see any advantage for a short term margined VOO play... | cause he was retarded | |
Pretty sure average cost to raise a kid to 18 assuming public school and college not included is around 250k. Best 400 I ever spent, wouldn't even have rather spent them on MU fd's. | Holy crap what a shitty life lol. If it only took 250k to raise me id kill myself | |
I'm only 97. | g2g | |
Is that a promise? | You guys are beautiful. | |
Oh a natural gas and oil penny stock. Yes. 1000% That’s looks like a sure thing. | Yacht here I come! | |
Fuck that noise- if trading can happen, I need to help settle those trades which means I have to be in the office. I need a break! | What do you do to settle the trades? Click 'Settle'? | |
Idk if this will revive an old post, but im looking at an upwards trend of 20 to 25% every aug/sept to nov dec | Yeah, old post, but I'm kicking myself for not buying it when it was cheaper...and I'll be doing the same thing in a month from now because I'm a puss. | |
No flirt. Only buy MU! | How to lose money 101 | |
Ah yes. A random dude on reddit suggesting a penny stock that did nothing but lose value over the last years. I will trust him. Either give SOME DD or get lost. | He bought in and is desperately trying to recoup | |
I'm just giving you a hard time. The chart shows max pain, which is the price at which most options would expire worthless. It's also $AMD's favorite price point for Friday close. | thanks faggot <3 | |
Sorry i believe in quantum computing not 1’s and 0’s. | Username checks out. Where's your quantum memory, fuckboi | |
Together we will show our tendies on Friday. | What is dead may never die | |
Yeah because after good earnings MU goes up! | Bruh you sell the shit before earnings, you get like double value | |
Don’t make me call the Reddit police | :'( | |
That’s a glitch, the PT is in yuan, which converts to $23. Puts... it’s overbought | Wow. Good catch | |
I think you mean WeldCote. Unfortunately, not publicly traded. That’s a good idea, though. | Ah yea Weldcote, you think I would know that being as I literally work in a welding lab. | |
I bought NVDA calls last Friday with exp in Sept. I think it beginning to recover now. | Not a bad deal IMO. Just buy calls a week or two before earnings, and then sell a couple of days before earnings = Profit? I did this last ER and made 150%. I'm going to do that again next earnings report. | |
Don’t forget RL, TIF, and M. Retailers are the only ones popping after ER this season. Instead of having to crush already lofty expectations on profit like with every tech company, seems like they just have to be less shitty than expected | On the other hand, you have GPS, HIBB, JWN, TGT, BBY, KSS, and others that got decimated after earnings. | |
Ever have good sex with an unattractive girl? Me either, faggot. | That's what paper bags are for. When you pull down the shades and turn out the lights it's all the same. :) And besides, an unattractive girl gets little sex. So she's probably an animal in bed with all the pent up frustration!!! | |
For being a faggot. | Guess you weren't banned then | |
Glad I'm not a true fag. Went over to the /grindr sub and that shit scared me so bad I dropped my phone like there was a spider on it. RIP. 300$ screen replacement | You'll be back. | |
Good luck. I was laid off recently but within a month I found a new job with full benefits. Using online job boards definitely helps | How are the benefits at Burger King bro? | |
RemindMe! 2 weeks 'Which name has performed better since 2018-05-28, $MU or $AMAT?' | RemindMe! 2 weeks | |
Its an unconfirmed rumor and even if its true it won't be announced this week. | Low power x86 tablet. | |
Ohhhh che forza, non l'ho mai sentito primo. Forzi questa braciola nel' tua bocca. Finocchio. | Gesundheit | |
I didn't try to meme honestly. Server side, Epyc is a lot cheaper for the same performance, and while they're not behind yet, they're barely thinking of any way to catch up. AMD getting contracted for PS5 is also a nice bit of guaranteed income. I honestly think it's coming up AMD. | I suppose, though if Nvidia ended up being the supplier for ps5 that would be a shit show. I’ve been impressed with AMD’s processor design recently. It’s a shame that their graphics cards are still garbage though. | |
Like we'll be any different. Except the amount of money ofc | Yea... All that money will be tied up in yachts fosho | |
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Next to a basket of complementary extra-large buttplugs. | Individually wrapped and lemon scented | |
Fuck man, I'm only 1/10th you July call exposure. Good job hustling. | 1/100th | |
OP said buying puts after earnings, i.e., after IV crush. | Well it's usually a gap down but maybe? I've been doing well playing the recovery with calls | |
my fds say otherwise | We will see soon enough if they do. | |
High chance for the drop since good stuff has been revealed. Now just waiting for shit to price in into another ATH. Hoping it hits $69. It will be perfect for meme. | Plus Iv crush | |
x86 server market or 7nm server chips vs 14nm from Intel? | They name their shit differently. Intel 10nm is TSMC/GF 7nm. Intel 14nm++ is roughly TSMC/GF 10-12nm. | |
As they say, no correlation does imply causation | ||
Hired! | That was the joke | |
Being virtually 100% any stock is stupid. You can yolo 100% into large cap tech, but being only in one company is stupid. Diversifying into similar companies keeps your returns high but limits your risk in case Bezos ends up touching little kids or something. I’m p sure over past 10 years FAGMAN would have performed similarly to amazon only. | If Bezos touched kids AMZN stock would jump 6% over night because it would become a 25B revenue department. | |
Americans buying shit they can't afford, sounds like a great long-term business strategy | 24 month free loan sounds good to me, if you're spending enough to make it worthwhile | |
So far I'm right | Sup did you predict $63 with your fancy circles and lines | |
I'm already in MU and I don't believe in AMD in any other capacity than faggies. | The same company that has working 7nm silicon while Intel is still fucking up 10nm? AMD to 15 bois | |
I mean the USA has to be pretty close to 130&#37; at this point too. We'll certainly be there in a couple years at this rate. | The us econ is growing while Italy has been stagnant. Worst case the us raises taxes | |
Volume? What am I at /r/investing ? I am just trying to avoid pattern day trades. Also buying makes me feel like a good consumer. | U just said u were 2 yrs long | |
I would think OLED, COHR, and AMAT should get a bump tomorrow. If the LCD market leaders took a 20% haircut today, some of that will find its way into OLED. Just a theory. | Theory holds up | |
wtf is your step-mother from the 1910s when the KKK was an anti-catholic organization | yeah so | |
Something-something-rap-music? | Bapadi boobity bapiti bapati ::gestures frantically:: | |
short italian geico | Insurance companies are already down more than 10&#37; since the beginning of the government crisis. Ray Dalio is furiosly masturbating at the moment | |
He grew his hair back later, so shorting is a losing play. You tried though faggot.👏👏👏 | Tru story. Tesla has burned so many short sellers. It has one of the highest borrow rates and loves to spike randomly on Elon tweets | |
I have calls (6/15 and 7/20) between $285 and $305, so I'm counting on the opposite happening. At this point, though, I'd welcome a drop just to alleviate the boredom. | It's been a good hour for you! I sold my put at 10:18 am and bought one back at 11:10 am, so I missed the 'worst' of it (for my put) | |
Yeah, I thought literally the entire stock market was just MU, what kinda fag is saying otherwise? | literally this | |
Almost there — really tempting buy | Bought 101 shares at 29.29 | |
thank you for this post | NP, Are you going to call or put? | |
Okay. I am WSB super long (2 years) so that wont be an issue. | Your account wasn't even made a year ago though | |
And personal finance should be walking 1.5 miles per hour to match their 1.5% Ally account | Meanwhile the road is getting 1.6 miles longer per hour. [Inflation is a bitch]. | |
okay, ogni giorno imparo qualcosa di nuovo! Grazie!...ma sei ancora un frocio | Hahah, ma purtroppo sono ancora maledetto con l'amore di figa, e non ho raggiunto vero WSB\-stato. | |
haha nice | Okay now regretting my choices. I bought a new SPY put at 270 | |
Eh? Your joking right? The artist was reddit. | I actually didn’t know that. | |
It’s temporary, just waiting on the tax cut to trickle down on my face. | That's not how it works. You need to wait for a billionaire to snowball some of their tax cuts to a millionaire who will then snowball their tax cuts to you. Yum. | |
Luigi | Heretic | |
You went through all that just to say he’s a fag? Lol | It’s an classic greentext pasta | |
It sounds much better that Italexit, doesn't it? Some newpaper use it, foreing newspaper still use Italexit | *Italnix?* | |
you’re joking but my family’s like 98% in real estate and 2% Vespas | [hows your lemon crop in sicily coming along](https://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=580820776) | |
kinky | Quite normal in Italy actually | |
aim higher man, I want to hit the 290 resistance before i sell my 6/1 280 calls | It's rebounding during a week of shut down, this is so random. What will happen once we find out their numbers next week? | |
If you always pick winners, you don't need to diversify. | Agree, but if you need to live off of your investments, extra caution is warranted |
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