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They announce earnings AH on the 20th. Take a look at March 22nd | Thanks! | |
We are the people that should be put on the gambling billboards, not some hot bitch with blonde hair. | Just like to point out if you had taken my advice you’d be up ~83% right now | |
But I bought more calls this morning and they should only go up /s | My account had almost a 50% drawdown today because of this thought. Fingers crossed and anus clenched for conference tonight. | |
one day it will go up, i feel it in my loins | It goes up every day for like 30 minutes then it bleeds it's way back down. | |
So like, do you make a shit ton of money? Trying to figure out how you got there. | I believe he’s a computer programmer. Probably makes decent money but is not rich. He’s been riding the market up for the last few years if I remember correctly (first in stock, then moved into options.) It’s all in his comment history if you go back far enough. | |
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Not sure tbh. The call prices seem high af considering it just tanked. I’m a noob when it comes to options. Some of the other slightly less autistic fags around here can probably give you a better answer. | Yeah that's what I was thinking, while some of the put prices are in the money already. | |
Couldn’t any news on it until just now. Seems like the clinical trial is on hold. Doesn’t seem like it failed. “Expected to initiate trial in the second half of 2018” | Nothing failed, trial halted by FDA, waiting for more info from CRSP and Vertex. | |
Fat gains today on ETP bro. Sector rotations 😎👌 | Whatever works for you my friend :) I miss shitloads of gains everywhere and even on my own trades. The beauty of trading comes from not having to worry about missed opportunities, but turning profit on most or even all of the shots you take. | |
Yea it hasn’t failed a trial only put on hold. CRSPY tendies on sale. | wow you clearly know nothing about clinical/regulatory stage biotech. why are you in this shit? | |
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While MU was 64? Or while MU was 61? | While mu was a bit over 64. Had close to a 50% drawdown at the bottom today. | |
Mars or $ROPE | I’ll ask them their thoughts on $ROPE | |
You have no chance of getting that back. 5c whatevs but you'll end up doing it with $500 when you get cocky | I'm fine with that. Was just dicking around with a new stock. | |
I personally hate everything about AAPL stock so im shorting it for huge losses on my end. Again. | Jesus Christ if you don’t like it just don’t even touch it, why would you short something so objectively good? | |
I’ve clawed my way back from 50k+ losses twice and I’m much smarter now and mostly investing in MU and “____ of China” stocks. It’s possible. | That's insane man. I'd have given up on trading/investing after losing so much a second time. How long did you take to recover each time? | |
Tendies are still CRSPY, they’re just on sale | they burnt af bruh | |
How does the legalization vote look? Promising or up in the air? I haven't followed it much. If that goes through, Canopy is going to be looking good. Any outlook on $CRON? Worth grabbing a few shares to play with? | Promising if there was doubt Canopy would be worth alot less. Like I said, Liberals need this to succeed. I dont know enough about cron to comment. I only follow Canopy, Aurora and Aphiria. However if june 7th becomes as good as we hope, all marijuana stocks will get a massive boon, regardless of which | |
ouch, glad I sold today | Got in and backed out before all the gains then loses. Made 2% lol | |
$42 | any plans to keep average down shares? | |
Seems like good timing | you were right. A mere -25% return in one day. I can already taste the leftovers. | |
1PM ET. http://investors.micron.com/events.cfm | Thanks man | |
That’s my plan. I’m comfortable bagholding BAC | Great idea. Great premium for a stock that isnt bad to hold if you get assigned. I’ll be looking at the chain tomorrow. | |
M A D L A D | It’s genius tbh. Tbexpiees after Canada votes in legalizations . And it’s supposed to pass | |
Me 3 | I somehow managed to sell my 7/20 $60C at today's peak (+200%). Then reloaded with a 7/4 $64C after the dump, which ended up 4.5%. | |
Dear degenerate gamblers. Do you like the thrill of risking money or making money? | Yes | |
Buy low sell high | Do it for the tendies! | |
They’re cheap as fuck because not even the basic hoes want their products. Understand the market you’re playing. Numbers might look fine but I don’t see demand for KORS products or their reputation getting any better. | *shrug* I play value, it's how I was trained. I see P/E of 17, compared to industry average 20-40 and I'll throw a few dollars on the table. | |
All in CROX | Fake. Crocs wont last. Everyone knows socks with sandals is peak performance summer footwear. | |
I guess I could use my 60k in AMD profits to buy a new one...But why would I do that when I have this one? | yo use those profits for same hater blockas and chill out. | |
You really fucked up | big foul. | |
Literally everyone CAN do that. They just choose not to. Fucking fags I say. | Can confirm I can do upwards of 70 but choose not to | |
Hmm decision time on whether to sell my gains for June and wait for further dip | You won’t be upset if you take gains. You will be upset if you have losses. 5% drop in 3 days is usually a sell signal. If it’s actually related to ms today it will prob go lower as portfolios are rebalanced and profits are taken. | |
What is ally ? | 1.6% savings account | |
I kept quite a bit of my account liquid incase this happened. BTFD | I sold yday. To everyone else, Welcome to thursday ya cunts! You think it would be green today!? | |
Exactly | But maybe it won't split. Next year? | |
No one who trades short vol reads the prospectus weren't you here a few months ago | Too real homie | |
I thought you had a lot more money from your Amazon gainz | ? I'm saying the puts of $MU only cost a few cents because I bought them when it was around $63 or something.. | |
And only 8000 taxable events you need to track now! | this is what worries me the most. | |
That would probably go down in value in this environment too lol. With half a mil though? Just throw that shit in coca-cola and collect dividends till you die. | They'd go down, but *less*. | |
Stupid question... But can you donate to for-profit firms like that? Can you hit up GS and be like 'yo here's some free money' and would they accept? If so, would that actually count as charity on your taxes? | It's the short term capital loss ordinary income deduction max. | |
a simple thing called compounded gains | More like.. compound losses. Inflation is going to kick his ass. | |
Can’t find toilet paper there... that’s why they use money. | 💸 🌈 ❤️ S O C I A L I S M ❤️ 🌈 💸 | |
July 20th, half my account is MU $75 strikes see you on the moon | Why would you buy so far out of the money? Damn | |
DONG | The Long Dong of Elon | |
How can you resist though? | Lose money lol | |
....and this is why my SPY calls are sinking. | He said he wants to maintain his trade policy until there are no more Mercedes cars on Fifth Avenue. You are absolutely fucked. | |
Wait...so Wydham bought them, so what happens now to the calls? Worthless? | Shit, how much did you lose? | |
Is that so? | Doubt it. Once I make some money back on my defense calls I’m buying some $APA calls | |
Chinese Stacies watch Bilibili too but it barely earns then revenue | because servers costs the same but targeted ads don't make money because chinese people are still pretty poor, that is why tencent hasn't built its ads business as strongly as its gaming one. | |
Assuming your kids get new txt books. My friend in okc says their history book says Bush is president and we haven’t invaded Iraq yet | well, is it too early to short the housing market? | |
Couldn't he just exercise worst case? | Sure but that's assuming the price doesn't shit out by then. | |
1% isn’t rich, that’s only like 400k a year. My fucking neighbors kid makes more than that and he’s 23. | Take a look at the average 'luxury' German car driver. Pro-tip, they ain't fucking rich. | |
I bought CRSP AH last night and it's the only thing I have that's actually going up today. Shoulda went YOLO on CRSP | I decided to pickup some 7/20 calls at $80 strike. We'll see where they go. | |
But losing 70% of anything is pretty damn hard. | What about if you’re down 90% from yesterday? | |
6/15, mostly $64 and a $65 | Fuckin 2 weeks out.... shit it’ll recover before then. Sanjay’s stache wills it | |
Get this man a box. He may need it | get this man a coat and a brick! | |
Be greedy when others are fearful | No it's a sell the news situation | |
AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT | well, it only works if your style is low volatile stuff. Then you have guys like einhorn who do insurance but then lose it all shorting amazn and tesla | |
Then Trump will pull out of the WTO and all hell will break loose | I laughed way too hard at this, and then realized you could be right.. | |
Yeah they're not show-stoppers. I'm still waiting for Theranos IPO. | I love you. | |
lmfao poor guys been banished to the cesspool of r/stocks | As long as people keep asking about his ass tattoo then I don't care where he posts. | |
Sanjay announces 100B buyback, taking company private and instilling faithful WSB mu call holders to permanent seats on the board. | I'm down for a buyback but I am not down for taking it private unless they announce a buying price of $100 / share because RIP my calls | |
MU got nothing on AAOI. AAOI shows how moonbound looks like, 9% and counting. | It also showed what deep earth drilling looks like too. | |
But maybe it won't split. Next year? | Who knows, but when they started splitting it was around this price and it hasn’t been around there since | |
Please stop taking | MU works in mysterious ways | |
All depends. I have a ton of money in my checking account. But I keep it there because I am opportunistic with real estate. But if you saw it you would think I was an idiot but little do you know I am just a faggot that also buys FD’s in accounts you can’t see from you worthless CU job. | Same here. Cash offer, fix, rent, flip/refinance, repeat. | |
I have 200 6/1 30$s. Had a bad morning and they wouldn't sell because no one was buying. Now I'm down 75% after 50% yesterday | BAC calls raaaaaaaaping me today. BAC LEAPS probably a good play. Buybacks, rising rates, tax cut, etc, we'll make a nice run this year. | |
He's also training his body to be able to digest gold. | the stupid thing is that if he succeeded that would basically be reverse organic alchemy | |
Tune into the conference at one to find out if you get anal or end up getting anally fucked again | Link? | |
It was $PVH | is it going to go up? | |
That's even better than I did with my put yesterday. | Unfortunately it's only for a couple hundred bucks but that's a start. | |
You're moon bound. The only thing better would've been options at 30. | Unfortunately it's only for a couple hundred bucks but that's a start. | |
It literally did shit the bed after reaching ATH. Look at the chart from yesterday. | Do people only look at 5 day charts? MU almost hit $100 back around 2000 | |
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Jealous as fuck man. Lost $10k today. Fuck man, worked so hard to get there and now I'm back to square one. Fucking fuck. | I feel your pain... I got locked out my account for PDT rules too... Going back to Robinhood thanks to that. This shit is -8.49% at this time. | |
HAHAHAHAHA | Don't think i didn't notice your post ;) | |
Been eyeballing the balls off of the oct 19 70 calls. | stop eyeing it and buy it | |
I'm going to buy MU puts at the bottom! | Please god let this be the bottom........ | |
it's MU ya never know | But $70? That's some ballsy move. | |
Lol good luck. Theta's gonna kick you in the dick | Yeah, but I don't really have many choices at this point. I ain't closing with an account balance of $250 on a previously $1250 brokerage account. Besides, from a fundamentals standpoint a dip this severe doesn't make sense. I'm going to hold and hope for an earnings run-up. | |
I bought puts cause I thought they were overheating and MU would drag them down, hasn't played out yet, but hopefully they dump this afternoon. If they do I'll use the proceeds for some longer dated calls | same | |
?? | pdt? | |
Same. | Tempted to double down tbh | |
I'm here for the shitposts, tendies, and to waste a small amount of money. I'm not trying to get rich trading options. I'll never have the acumen or YOLO tendencies. | Just keep it conservative. 1% gain a day is 260% a year | |
my anger with MS knows no bounds today. blatant market manipulation. id be less angry if i were holding puts... obviously. | Super obvious 😂 | |
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! | Art of the deal, fgt. | |
You should share them in an imgur album | Yes please share!! | |
They aren’t a tech company, they are a music company. If they were a tech company they would have had a good first ER. The bad ER is how we know they aren’t a tech company, thus proving my thesis correct. | But it says “Spotify tech”. It can’t be wrong | |
Vote democrat in nov | They got my vote. They better kick that orange shit down the street when they win. | |
Hope you got out. -8% and free falling. | Nah, sold my 6/15 calls thankfully but can’t afford a wash sale on these losses, riding my June 22/29 calls to ER and beyond because that’ll clear the cloud of bs affecting the stock. Worst case the 70k calls I have on 22/29 will recover a bit and then I’ll have a partial loss I’ll make up for with my long term 7/20, 8/19, 10/21 calls on MU | |
I'm hoping so. | Take flight with me, brother | |
Lol clip just meaning it wasn’t the full livestream | I do love that ending | |
Just ride this one out dude no need to jump on a falling knife | Thank you for a bit of sensible advice among a sea of down syndrome. You've prevented me gambling away money I probably shouldn't haha. | |
Yeah that’s pretty retarded | Well yeah now that everything is fucked. | |
MM?😂😂😂😂😂 | Market makers | |
i mean, most paths within a program are considered to be a major if that's the area you're focused on. it's a major in finance, and investment banking is one possible application of such a program, and if they have specialized courses offered within the program, then I think that's fair. it would be a finance major with an emphasis in IB. it's the same sort of shit for most fields. | Which is different than a Finance and Investment Banking double major | |
Long MSFT for easy moneys you’re welcome | That is the most accurate human generated forecast, thank you! | |
If you have a call option doesn't that mean someone else has a short put and must settle in cash? | No |
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