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2009-03-11 02:08:23
2023-04-19 22:13:58
jpbrammer
conv_9394#30800
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@brammerbot girl I wish" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "where is the glamor at the Trump arraignment" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "oh hell yeah time for my favorite character, §" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the Hot Topic diaspora" ...
2023-04-04T18:48:11+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1841#30801
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "is there like a road leading up to the courthouse? he should do his own stations of the cross tbh like he should fall three times" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "dfdsklfjdsklfj" } ]
2023-04-04T18:07:52+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4993#30802
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "my impact..." }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "It's playing in a coffee shop rn and it warped me to the Hot Topic in my hometown mall. like I just died in the video game and respawned" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the MCR \"Helena\" music video dram...
2023-04-04T13:35:13+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8553#30803
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "This Barbie leads a doomsday cult" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "This Barbie is a war criminal" } ]
2023-04-04T13:31:14+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7670#30804
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "a community breathes a sigh of relief" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Mr. Game & Watch has been arrested in Tampa" } ]
2023-04-04T03:13:48+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1925#30805
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@dunkin_nyc bby" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the horrors are describable and I’m describing them" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ian_t_robinson In MEXICO???" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman @telowery22 Descartes foun...
2023-04-03T18:25:11+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8004#30806
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman seems like she’s pretty flexible with identity when it comes to herself" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman she also identifies as a writer so" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "really sad, depressing person" }, { "spe...
2023-04-03T18:01:55+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7517#30807
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@1followernodad literally a death wish" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I have begun crafting my sprawling opus on Vanderpump Rules. I feel not unlike Mozart at his piano" } ]
2023-04-03T17:53:13+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9741#30808
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@peterisshy the voice of an angel!" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "you will live to see gay-made tank tops beyond your comprehension" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "what inspired human beings to build places like this? https://t.co/69AOhIaK4g" }, ...
2023-04-03T17:24:06+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7247#30809
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this is so funny" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Caked up Sisyphus must daily shop for pants, always failing. Every dawn he renews his toils for his gay male audience." }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@toneill92 LMAO" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", ...
2023-04-03T01:08:55+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3127#30810
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "being gay but only allowed to channel it through arts and crafts" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oh I am sitting my ass down and listening" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "God forbid a woman make a humble request" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", ...
2023-04-02T23:29:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5532#30811
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "when Nina Sayers from Black Swan got so stressed over her art that she turned into a lesbian bird and died I really felt that" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this is the perfect way to get me to manually get rid of it. first smart thing he’s done" }, { "s...
2023-04-02T20:14:39+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8652#30812
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’m starting to believe I will never live in a handsome turret https://t.co/frKy3hrlyv" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "economists are urging consumers not to go wasting their emotion. lay all your love on me" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I’m teach...
2023-04-02T03:24:45+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2963#30813
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "me, me, and also me https://t.co/4ptNOitypA" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@mattdeanmarsh Omg" } ]
2023-04-02T02:28:04+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5407#30814
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am also dramatic like this" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "people experiencing the monomyth for the thousandth time like “his ass is NOT accepting the call to adventure 😭😭”" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am receiving buffs in the upcoming p...
2023-04-01T22:27:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2109#30815
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I've searched forums for months but still don't know how to fix this lol. I keep getting spam google calendar invites from myself somehow?? anyone else dealt with this before? https://t.co/sxCTBNqOM0" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "this is like a hostage situatio...
2023-04-01T15:19:22+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3473#30816
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "someone should make an alternative to Good Cinderella" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I will beat the hated April Fool to death if he shows himself to me" } ]
2023-04-01T14:21:02+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1881#30817
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "me during every season of Vanderpump Rules" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@andyrockcandy Whack her again" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the intersectionality of my overlapping flop eras" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I think I wil...
2023-03-31T20:30:59+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7781#30818
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Goodbye to All That (my blue check)" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "say what you will about Barabbas, he did win a popularity contest against God" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "*reincarnated after failing to achieve enlightenment* we are so back" ...
2023-03-31T14:26:15+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1308#30819
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Greninja has come out ❤️" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "*sweating on my first day as a right wing pundit* ummm condemning Trump's indictment... is... anti-cop. no? maybe? could it be anti-cop?" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "This week's column is ...
2023-03-31T02:19:51+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8780#30820
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "you're weak. why? because you lack hatred https://t.co/WfUM9E8LgS" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "what is holding this man together like Diet Coke must be an elixir" } ]
2023-03-31T01:05:15+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2017#30821
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "oh his cholesterol is doing the Macarena rn" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@acechhh I told you I would destroy you" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sweet God above I ask that you provide the funniest thing and only the funniest thing to happen next...
2023-03-31T00:43:59+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9411#30822
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman Yes" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "they’re doing everything they can to bury this story… sick…" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "https://t.co/fSznYyOGgt" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "so contagious make you crave it Jaz...
2023-03-30T22:17:55+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3828#30823
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Trump boobytrapping Mar-a-Lago like Home Alone" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "reading tweets about the indictment https://t.co/fEigWaiV6e" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am logged on" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Lmao let’s gooooo...
2023-03-30T21:41:09+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4909#30824
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Amadeus (1984) https://t.co/qYp7s0W24K" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman @erikhane it would require u to take me somewhere which u refuse to do. u refuse to pick me up and drive me around" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I need a road tr...
2023-03-30T18:21:28+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5643#30825
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "clearing out my old ipad and I forgot I started painting this dramatic ass scenery. I wanted to put la llorona in it but gave up lol. maybe I'll reuse it https://t.co/tDfa4fRIkI" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "making the same lunch I’ve made every day this week. ...
2023-03-30T14:33:46+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2538#30826
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@Michael24521649 sadly I am only sleepy, and never sleep" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I wish I got paid for being sleepy" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@benwritesthings no they are interviewing the plant who did something very heroic ❤️" }, ...
2023-03-30T13:40:29+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5406#30827
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@milehighhomo_ I believe this" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@acechhh this is compelling" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "taking an active recovery decade" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "just found out there are four humors in the bod...
2023-03-30T02:21:26+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7729#30828
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I have been “posting through it” for 8 years" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "thank u" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@FennecBabe nooo dadbob is very 2018" } ]
2023-03-29T19:36:03+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1784#30829
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@FennecBabe I could successfully enter the like \"muscle belly\" sector but tbh the vocabulary is so unappealing. like the word belly disgusts me... I need to rebrand..." }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@FennecBabe I only like photos of me that no one else likes a...
2023-03-29T19:10:52+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2107#30830
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@heauxrgeoisie @jua_n_n_carlos I'm about to log on, you better not be a cunty essentialist when I get there" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am no longer gazing long into the abyss there's like nothing happening in there" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "te...
2023-03-29T14:15:11+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2299#30831
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@benwritesthings someone is going to actually put this on their stories now delete it!!!!" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@farisfair true you are a joke to me" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I unfortunately just read the words \"the biology of quee...
2023-03-29T02:42:01+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9560#30832
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the Pope Coat is real actually. it is real and I'm wearing it and I stole it from the Vatican" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@Will_Kellogg she's a landlord? she works for lockheed martin? she's bad?" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "there's a musical ...
2023-03-29T02:18:49+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8268#30833
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I spend a lot of money on groceries for someone with no food" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@iramadisonthree those are things I do want" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "are seasons 7 - 9 of vanderpump rules necessary? I believe my journey is comple...
2023-03-28T15:02:02+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1707#30834
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "yeah I'm sure that's why" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@belovedtx the breakfast of champions" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@fka_tristan u can show me tho" } ]
2023-03-28T13:41:29+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4230#30835
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I'm over my career and my homosexuality. time for THE pivot" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "a casting director is trying to put me on a heterosexual dating show and I think I should just do it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@clawcerer lmao" }, ...
2023-03-28T02:19:15+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1227#30836
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I’m going to get a ranch and a chicken coop and I will document their dramas. I will be their Lisa Vanderpump" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "soon I will shed my blue check and ascend to my final posting form https://t.co/G6XtYcG0h9" } ]
2023-03-27T21:40:40+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1913#30837
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "tried this medication for panic attacks and it’s like I’m moving underwater rn 🐠" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@StatsBoyAndi In like the 1500s yeah" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "do people shout “ZOUNDS!” anymore?" } ]
2023-03-27T18:51:54+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5792#30838
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "it’s not… not the outfits…" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I could be fluent in another language by now" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Jax just said \"my bullshit radar is off the radar\" :/" } ]
2023-03-27T17:42:58+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4148#30839
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "another day another episode of Lisa Vanderpump's Prison Experiment" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the path from being an underpaid American educator to a member of the Sasha Colby dynasty is narrow... but not impossible" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text"...
2023-03-27T14:36:04+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7167#30840
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if I don't understand the wording of something, maybe it's not \"word salad.\" maybe it's that I can't read. like, at least some of the time it's because I, personally, cannot read, you know? and I do not need to announce that" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "bein...
2023-03-27T14:14:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9883#30841
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "organic opportunities for manual labor. 🧵" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Lord I ask that you destroy the things I cannot control or however the saying goes" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I wrote a little love letter to drag queens, traveling, and...
2023-03-26T18:21:00+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6856#30842
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "everyone was like omg she's so cute and has an adorable accent and would make such a great wife ❤️ not knowing she was the Joker" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Terrace House. specifically Yui in Opening New Doors. she was my Night King while everyone was watchin...
2023-03-25T22:10:54+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4147#30843
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Jax drowning and the Vanderpump Rules editor doing a reel of his life flashing before his eyes of everyone who's ever called him a dick... that's cinema..." }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I hate paying the slay tax" } ]
2023-03-25T20:09:12+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1382#30844
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ugh I was just trying to replace my yellow cleaning gloves and accidentally bought the fierce version https://t.co/EFbs3g5KN4" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@kamilumin thank you very much have fun" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "\"on the assumptio...
2023-03-25T19:24:30+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1684#30845
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "potential arrest looming. emaciated. spray-tanned within an inch of his dwindling life. speaking slower than he ever has before. sneak dissing his children via an electoral talking point about farm tax policy. the project of these United States continues apace" }, { "sp...
2023-03-25T18:59:29+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5307#30846
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "PLEASE" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I do not say this lightly: I need a nautical little destination" } ]
2023-03-25T17:58:43+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7714#30847
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@toneill92 whose astute observation" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’m sick of this shit fr https://t.co/oHq3WqcsJv" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "about to drop an LP called Ash Wednesday to critical acclaim https://t.co/JtD7HTOHzm" } ]
2023-03-25T17:07:08+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2339#30848
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sorry to plug but my prints are here ❤️ https://t.co/USPnjGUXHm" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "about to lie a bit ❤️" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@acechhh Andy and Lisa" } ]
2023-03-24T21:48:53+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4207#30849
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@acechhh STOP" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "she and I aren't so different (of Oklahoma mall experience)" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "he's a UNESCO world heritage site to me" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "we need to preserve Jax ...
2023-03-24T15:12:28+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6161#30850
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I was in a dark place" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "My latest column is about being the secret \"weekend boyfriend\" 🤫🤫🤫 https://t.co/G2qBYBBOWu" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "they should make a melatonin Nerds rope" } ]
2023-03-24T05:10:48+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1793#30851
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@acechhh me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "no ❤️" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Lot’s wife https://t.co/9rLbFVCUc7" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "why do I feel like this image is heralding a new, sillier Dark Ages" } ]
2023-03-23T19:20:05+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6038#30852
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "“it’s giving jobless” - HR professional with a TikTok firing me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "or maybe it's that people are this wild all the time and it just seems more absurd when the conversation starts with a video of a pizza and devolves into anti-miscege...
2023-03-23T15:42:25+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2848#30853
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I have been fired from SUR restaurant" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I don’t know where “we are so back” came from but I can’t stop saying it" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "yes, some people do wear ridiculous hats, but they quickly become known as...
2023-03-22T14:09:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5341#30854
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "this used to be a pillar of humanity but we forgot it. ridiculous hats made life worth living" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I think everyone is nervously waiting for others to bring insane hats back into daily use. like a middle school dance where everyone is c...
2023-03-22T13:59:22+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8744#30855
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ok that's fine. was hoping you meant Smash Bros but that's cool. Mewtwo will have his debut another day" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "culture is a broad tent and I am the rodeo clown under it" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@angryblackbiguy total...
2023-03-21T16:27:40+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9782#30856
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I’m from here https://t.co/LIhbWWuuNH" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Ah, yes. It's time for that age-old question: Where are you from? In this week's column, I yell a lot https://t.co/hEPNCqBApj" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "in season 5 of Vander...
2023-03-20T21:48:42+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5562#30857
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "crime scene. the Hamburglar dragged Grimace’s body outside" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman this is what I have u for" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "that boy's a layer that boy's a layer" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "...
2023-03-20T17:00:19+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9418#30858
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@whisperyvoices Yeah 🥹" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "yes it looks like shit however it does capture the sentiment of loving NYC and having nothing left to give after a mental breakdown in a Duane Reade" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@queerhow I a...
2023-03-20T13:28:46+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5398#30859
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "\"he would look so good holding up a fish,\" I go on to think next" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "sometimes I forget that I'm from rural Oklahoma but then I'll see a mullet and find it attractive... I am what I am..." }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "...
2023-03-19T21:50:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4813#30860
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@MikeyTBH yes" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I try not to watch TV because I get way too into it and I become like that slug possessed by a brain parasite that steers its body" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@cardurr let me txt u" }, { "sp...
2023-03-19T15:22:16+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9674#30861
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I can't lie, I don't know how I'm going to replace twitter. you think I'm going to go on instagram and fight over whether or not Jesus was broke? no" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I did not realize that like four separate twitter demons were in fact all Bethany ...
2023-03-19T14:34:48+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3585#30862
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the US distilled, somewhat" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Jax in the plastic surgeon's office with his girlfriend right before she gets a boob job saying \"I am unhappy with my life, generally\"" } ]
2023-03-19T14:26:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7325#30863
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "whenever I see the descriptor “long-suffering” I really feel it. truly same" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’m quite different from most gays I know in that I’d never allow my phone battery to be that low" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "when someo...
2023-03-19T01:50:57+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3585#30864
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "period" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "you are gay" } ]
2023-03-18T18:49:19+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7016#30865
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Jax watching sketch comedy and not understanding what's going on... unfortunately endearing..." }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@quinn_fati024 me" } ]
2023-03-18T14:34:59+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7248#30866
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "DONATELLA" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if he gets arrested next week I will be logging into my twitter account like it's a gundam" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "LUXX LMAO" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@acechhh me to DJ James Kenne...
2023-03-17T22:57:06+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1674#30867
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Vanderpump Rules needs a Tabatha Takes Over crossover episode where she fires everyone" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "my music career is in shambles" } ]
2023-03-17T22:01:59+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6080#30868
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "chicken tikka, I want to turn into you https://t.co/hOu93qpWHT" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "someone you know might be British" } ]
2023-03-17T20:58:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5165#30869
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I love u, seal snake" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "noooo it can’t be the age of the femtroll… ugh I had plans pls no" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@erikhane this is what u are to me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oh!! oh" } ]
2023-03-17T16:01:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4403#30870
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am joining the twitter war over lettuce today. On the side of lettuce" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@shitheadlife I know better than to post food on here" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "making the same lunch for the third day in a row… and I’m h...
2023-03-17T15:12:09+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3153#30871
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "hey diva that really hurt 🤩🤩🤩🤩" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@curtissnorman I will" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "meant to post this on the ides https://t.co/0t6sSmqLdz" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "very disrespectful" }, ...
2023-03-16T22:18:32+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6059#30872
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "starting Vanderpump Rules season 4 tonight https://t.co/euKt2oqgpR" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I get that Jax is evil but so far in season 3 he tells nothing but the truth while everyone says \"all he does is lie.\" he is Creatine Cassandra in some ways" },...
2023-03-16T15:27:22+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3297#30873
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "oyster sauce stan" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Jax just confidently said there are 364 days of the year. he's the most compelling character I've come across in years" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "https://t.co/APsXZLz8KV" }, { "speaker":...
2023-03-16T13:01:59+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9322#30874
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if I was a cast member on Vanderpump Rules and I had a wedding coming up I'd be sweating and crying. \"please don't violently conclude any character arcs at my wedding,\" I'd beg God above" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@PartyHkt yes" }, { "speaker": "OT...
2023-03-16T12:44:02+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3732#30875
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the closest thing I have is probably these guys for some reason https://t.co/1s1yXAoDIG" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman I can’t find the specific Ariana fan tweet I wanted to use as a response to this. meanwhile I hope u reflect on what you’ve done ...
2023-03-16T01:34:34+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5305#30876
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman excuse me…?" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I'm on season 3 so no spoilers pls but it's wild how every rumor on Vanderpump Rules ends up being true. like in one episode someone could say \"there's a rumor Kristen is the chupacabra\" and everyone wi...
2023-03-15T19:17:27+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1063#30877
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "sometimes I see a “we need to bring back bullying” tweet and it’s like ok but you are an associate editor" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "my palms were sweaty knees weak arms were heavy. mom’s spaghetti" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "season 3 of va...
2023-03-15T14:59:49+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9141#30878
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ok I have identified one major plot hole in this tweet if you’re open to hearing it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I'm excited to inflict another trash film upon my subscribers tomorrow ❤️" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this is not.... not a Russia...
2023-03-14T23:23:00+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6788#30879
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "this show is like watching Sisyphus and the boulder is monogamy" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@paulsef literally it’s like watching a witch be burned at the stake but it’s a really weak, slow fire and it’s been several months" } ]
2023-03-14T23:14:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9233#30880
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@paulsef halfway thru season 3. Kristen is down horrendous I simply can't see her coming back from all this... she had to be best friends with Scheana... oh it's awful for her rn" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "today is the big day. it's the party for the 50 gay...
2023-03-14T23:10:16+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5545#30881
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I can't tell if Vanderpump Rules is rotting my brain or expanding it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dabubbby girl get up!!!" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "watching season 3 of Vanderpump Rules and I do think these people should stop going to Vega...
2023-03-14T17:02:32+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9710#30882
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@GracinhaWrites DAMN IT" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this is the flavor or letter I'm looking for. please bring something of this caliber to holapapiletters@gmail.com thank you" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Craig is under attack omg" }, { ...
2023-03-14T14:38:33+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8124#30883
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@acechhh stop sdlkfjdskljf" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I don't think it's strictly a US thing, but it's prevalent here." }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I was alive in 2015. I read diaspora poetry. I understand... I understand..." }, { "...
2023-03-14T14:31:06+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6380#30884
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "wait... this shire-ass porch... I kind of want it for myself. does anyone want to be in a four-person relationship rn. one of you needs to be wealthy is all" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am severely jetlagged and on medication rn I do not even know what I'm s...
2023-03-14T13:59:33+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2569#30885
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "have fun be yourself it will all be over shortly 🥰" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "it's okay if people get mad at you on twitter. this website will crawl under a porch and die like a sick cat soon it's fine" } ]
2023-03-14T13:56:14+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3763#30886
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@_ElizabethMay I am going to Señor Frogs and declaring it my formal residence (Mexican ancestry)" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@_ElizabethMay I'm going to go out on a limb and say the polycule is not going to end up in a scottish castle either way" }, { ...
2023-03-14T13:04:26+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8187#30887
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "you just know Craig is putting John thru it on the weekly" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "ahhh I should have suggested that... I'd watch the polycule castle show" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "In this week's column, a reader asks me if their polyc...
2023-03-14T12:31:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2610#30888
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I think there's some choice anxiety involved in this. people are constantly consulting the internet hive mind asking it \"is this okay? do I have permission? am I allowed?\" but unfortunately the internet hive mind is swollen with rabies so" }, { "speaker": "SELF", ...
2023-03-13T23:59:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9461#30889
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "meanwhile men are allowed to do this https://t.co/1m9qSqcKbZ" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Ok I apologize" } ]
2023-03-13T22:41:35+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6836#30890
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I make myself a little pasta…" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "almost done with season 2. Kristen Doute you JUDAS" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@flayndaughter the fuck is wrong with you" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I do not cond...
2023-03-13T18:32:23+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4290#30891
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "help Omg" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "djskfjjsndjfhsh" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "can we talk about something other than movies I'm getting scared omg" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@turbohimbo that's my mom watch your mouth" ...
2023-03-13T13:35:49+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4593#30892
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "she’s soooo crazy omg https://t.co/aOti5C2ELO" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ugh my 100-year-old Lady of Guadalupe statue is starting to move on its own I don't need this rn" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@SaintSatellite yay ❤️" }, { "speak...
2023-03-13T10:52:30+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3562#30893
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "you crazy kids and your weird banks" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I’m on season 2. does Vanderpump Rules ever add a character who’s just trying to do their job and avoid being drafted into the sectarian violence? like furiously washing dishes and taking orders ...
2023-03-12T16:39:34+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2283#30894
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "converting to a religion ❤️ after determining which has the best benefits package" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dabubbby be careful tho 😭😭😭" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "https://t.co/byX4pH0gWu" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": ...
2023-03-12T12:52:52+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1100#30895
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@slayonetta I think a lot of people in the US aren't aware of how huge she is globally" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I just watched one and a half seasons of Vanderpump Rules on my flight and something that stuck with me is Tom Sandoval saying “what doesn’t kill...
2023-03-10T17:26:40+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3174#30896
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "my time in Thailand has been magical, but I'm very ready to be back on NY time. I am way too nosy to be awake while the rest of you are asleep..." }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "fella is on the move" } ]
2023-03-10T07:05:58+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2296#30897
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I can’t believe I have as many hours in my day as George Santos this guy is always up to something" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "relieved by this owl fact https://t.co/SjRwr3pPmA" } ]
2023-03-10T06:53:32+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4654#30898
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "ok. yay ❤️" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman 😍😍😍" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "desire is the root of all suffering, diva" } ]
2023-03-09T16:51:04+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4749#30899
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’m low key baptized" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@mylameopinion what’s business" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "my handlers just dropped a treat into my enclosure ❤️❤️" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "how has he not run out of pe...
2023-03-09T15:06:11+00:00