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2009-03-11 02:08:23
2023-04-19 22:13:58
jpbrammer
conv_1805#30900
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "it won’t be long now ❤️" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "good morning my constituents" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@dunkin_nyc go back to sleep" } ]
2023-03-09T14:43:42+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1639#30901
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": ".@paddingtonbear" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@6Attitude I will do better 😪" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@rumpmasterflex you're so right" } ]
2023-03-09T01:25:04+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5214#30902
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@Mediocre4All @pinkprincessk8 omg same" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "at last, a cult letter in the ¡hola papi! inbox https://t.co/xfn5W2FOZf" } ]
2023-03-08T14:52:28+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5141#30903
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "in his what now" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "drinking coffee" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "in my white lotus era. unless I’m not. I haven’t actually seen that show. but I might be 🪷 https://t.co/aMlEuloAUw" }, { "speaker": "SELF", ...
2023-03-07T14:03:39+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1045#30904
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I went on a food tour in Bangkok where we were all served the same things and somehow still walked away with the reputation of “boy who is hungry”" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "mango lassi" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "where is it" }, { ...
2023-03-07T12:34:38+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2964#30905
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "humans will bring your species back for round two omg" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "welcome back I'm sure you remember us as the bipeds who threw large rocks at you. we have gotten so much better at killing stuff as you will soon see" } ]
2023-03-07T12:24:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6777#30906
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "https://t.co/bzc2RsHdxI" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "watching Sex and the City for the first time and enjoying the little conundrums the show cooks up. “everyone knows a Modelizer, a guy who exclusively hooks up with runway models.” no I do not… but they will ...
2023-03-07T03:44:47+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4755#30907
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "hitting on me can be so important" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman how tall are you" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "every country has that one relatively small cult that really punched above their weight in the “impact on the collectiv...
2023-03-06T09:23:48+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5798#30908
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@AyeshaASiddiqi no this is so true" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am going to Starbucks" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "dragons are so cool. multiple cultures have arrived at this conclusion" } ]
2023-03-06T02:55:56+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7971#30909
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@heauxrgeoisie stream A&W" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "chocolate chip quest bars are always sold out because they’re the only ones that taste like they were made for humans" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I have been in Bangkok for two days ...
2023-03-05T17:57:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9900#30910
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am committed enough to being nosy that I will watch all of Vanderpump Rules to understand what is going on rn" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "this is what many of you sound like to me btw" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am carrying a bag and I’...
2023-03-05T09:39:46+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5315#30911
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "not tired of eating Thai yet. breakfast lunch and dinner. eating more Thai tonight. after all why shouldn’t I have it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "greetings himeros" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this tweet took me everywhere" } ]
2023-03-04T17:39:06+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4191#30912
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "look. I am on vacation and answered an easy “should I get back with my ex” letter for my latest column. I needed this. my body is falling apart. I cooked what I cooked https://t.co/JNXa8Xhguf" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "spotted earlier https://t.co/cGmOUWLLOs...
2023-03-04T13:02:44+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5015#30913
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "hey diva ❤️😍 I’m falling apart girlie 😂🥰" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "and we’ll do it again" } ]
2023-03-04T04:38:22+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9010#30914
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "thinking about when my abuela tried to bring seeds back to the US from Mexico and when she was stopped at customs her excuse was “I have a nice garden”" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "played Pokémon Shield to pass the time. first Pokémon game I’ve played in many y...
2023-03-04T01:28:06+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4591#30915
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the written Thai language is so elegant and beautiful omg… the ideal script to pipe on a fancy cake" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I’m sleep deprived and emotional but I can’t believe I’m so far away rn 🥹 what a cool feeling. I’m on the other side of the globe. ...
2023-03-03T19:24:52+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8449#30916
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "playing Pokémon. naming all of them “gay” and banishing them to an eternity inside a computer. just like God did to me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "just landed after a 15 hour flight and my blood hurts" } ]
2023-03-03T09:11:26+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8605#30917
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Korean Air has K-Pop in its airline safety video. we should do something like that in the US. Lana Del Rey should welcome all to our shores before takeoff" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@thephatic Omg thank you ❤️❤️🥰" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text":...
2023-03-02T13:36:28+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9859#30918
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@noahpasaran yeah it’s just irritating tbh like I never realized how many little occasions called for a cocktail" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "someone just yelled “okay Wolverine jacket!” at me. I’d post a pic but I’m a very private man…" }, { "speaker...
2023-03-01T18:20:44+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9455#30919
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "entering my gay little vacation era thank you for bearing with me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@curtissnorman Yes" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Idk what some of you are saying but you look good" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "l...
2023-03-01T17:03:42+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9223#30920
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I'm afraid I won't get this recap/review under 2k words either. this movie is joining Assassin 33 A.D. with \"I couldn't describe it with brevity\"" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@MikelleStreet BRAVE" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "“his lovely aut...
2023-03-01T15:17:50+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7031#30921
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@GlizzyGaymer what else can you do with one hand etc" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@dunkin_nyc @curtissnorman oh good you two are back together" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I don’t know what anything is anymore" }, { "speaker": "SELF"...
2023-03-01T03:40:05+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6134#30922
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "he is so comforting to me rn…" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "will leave it to surprise for the recap/review but I have tears in my eyes and I haven’t stopped laughing for 30 minutes" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the MOST movie" } ]
2023-03-01T01:49:34+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3611#30923
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I think I just watched the most movie of all time" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I also feel like all the jobs I'm most suitable for are exceptionally strange and hard to search for" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "looking for a job rn and it's bleak...
2023-02-28T15:14:36+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7874#30924
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@heauxrgeoisie this would be a post on LinkedIn if it slayed" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "this week's ¡hola papi! is about worrying over being too busy for your friends. you all feel so anxious and guilty all the time. you are all cultural catholics to me htt...
2023-02-28T03:45:30+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6144#30925
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "finally gonna watch Sex and the City can’t wait to get retroactively mad at all the times someone called me any of the characters" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "race science is bad and wrong btw even when it doesn’t sound this blatantly stupid" }, { "spe...
2023-02-28T00:07:09+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1544#30926
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "[Heritage Foundation voice] my fellow liberals are in hysterics rn" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ok thank u" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "this is so me… https://t.co/YgOF2HNenP" } ]
2023-02-27T21:13:32+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6385#30927
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "we could serve a large meat dish with a bunch of knives stuck in it? followed by an imposter game of some kind... just ideating for the ides" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the ides of march should be a fun holiday with a theme of betrayal" }, { "speaker"...
2023-02-27T16:27:45+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5375#30928
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "\"Latinos want movies and shows that reflect their family values\" idk I think they want Goku" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@kyleaftrmth was just thinking this" } ]
2023-02-27T16:10:27+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4169#30929
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "a lot going on in here" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@rosedommu I regret reaching out, thank you" } ]
2023-02-27T03:11:34+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4108#30930
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the detective fierce tweet is always in my head" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@rosedommu let’s do lunch diva" } ]
2023-02-27T03:06:16+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8957#30931
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@curtissnorman Yes" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "period" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "after taking in valid criticism from my fans I have decided to rescind my offer to perform at King Charles’ coronation x" } ]
2023-02-26T20:15:16+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3876#30932
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "learning about the eternal fires of hell in 4th grade https://t.co/njEO3PpG6B" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@AustinRoyall Oh no" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "being released back into my habitat tomorrow" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "tex...
2023-02-26T17:12:46+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2614#30933
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "*nudging my +1 at the Hollywood party* that’s the cocaine bear" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the goose and maracas… so this is what representation feels like…" } ]
2023-02-26T16:16:40+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7810#30934
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "was going thru it at 4 am" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "his cheeks are heavy, mom’s spaghetti" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@nataliereed84 Salome and John!" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@J_K_Chesterton aw thank you , certainly...
2023-02-25T22:05:07+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1563#30935
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "ok Bible study I'm so excited let's get this discussion started https://t.co/3OXUVE8Yfj" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@mjameike Bangkok!" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Cloud also has canon competitiveness in this field" } ]
2023-02-25T20:36:47+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7887#30936
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if the Smash Bros roster had to compete in Drag Race, many would understandably put their money on Bayonetta, but I'm going to say Ridley" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "(weird and ready to die)" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am the Grizabella of...
2023-02-25T19:52:23+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4752#30937
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@StephDoesMath you seem really upset and I would encourage you to step back" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@StephDoesMath I mean, people do say leather stuff is inappropriate at pride? it’s cool you don’t feel that way, but that’s also been a discussion, and I ...
2023-02-25T19:00:00+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5151#30938
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "drag name Carnage Asada" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@zanityfair so should rupaul’s drag race" } ]
2023-02-25T18:19:13+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2251#30939
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@GritnGlitter @__apf__ It gets the job done!!" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "so what! his name! was Peter the Great! https://t.co/HvxIPoJMUF" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@GlizzyGaymer someone was misbehaving huh" } ]
2023-02-25T17:37:21+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6011#30940
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@sam_stacklin massive L. simply be Brammer" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I hope people figure their stuff out! including me :) seems really weird, but I suppose it's one of my business..." } ]
2023-02-25T17:09:18+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3205#30941
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the coat of paint it's wearing is odd, is what I guess I'm trying to say. back then, if you wanted to assimilate, you were probably a masc4masc man wearing an Express polo but now you can espouse that same rhetoric in Doc Martens and a merch tee from your favorite drag race que...
2023-02-25T16:59:18+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5354#30942
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "“let’s all go around and share our names and a fun fact about ourselves” https://t.co/XvQi4pqzvZ" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "right-handed scissors:" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@curtissnorman Ur my favorite" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", ...
2023-02-25T16:11:43+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6489#30943
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "staring down a 16-hour flight this week... should I binge the Sopranos" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "AI is not presently able to assume the role of answering ¡hola papi! letters as it keeps advising euthanasia or ketamine regardless of the scenario presented" ...
2023-02-25T15:58:43+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8732#30944
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@alexanderchee @TheLincoln wait... but yes..." }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@BrennanCaldwell Very well" } ]
2023-02-25T15:07:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2043#30945
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@rosedommu It's so addicting" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman @ShelbyLano and this is what you’re doing instead of uplifting me for my cheeks 🤨" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "why is the lighting in frozen yogurt places like that what...
2023-02-24T21:41:18+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7149#30946
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@smileyfacepicni Me" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@502eire yup they’re right there" } ]
2023-02-24T20:26:35+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7243#30947
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sorry but I had a good leg day today https://t.co/j3SnpU9eSy" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "recreating the watercolor I made in catholic school that Sister Herman Mary smacked me for because she said it would make the archbishop sad when he saw it" }, { ...
2023-02-24T19:44:45+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5553#30948
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@kivitgr we love hand-me-downs from ourselves" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "whenever he popped up I was like omg… we meet again…" } ]
2023-02-24T19:16:00+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6692#30949
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "\"that is NOT my civil partner's penis\" will be a new intrusive thought, sadly" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’m not flopping I’m just misunderstood https://t.co/AZLqDolohc" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "someone said “I love your build” and I ...
2023-02-24T15:27:49+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2735#30950
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I spend a lot of my free time on house-hunting websites looking at homes I can't afford. Today, I invite you to join me. Let's roast some ugly chairs together. Thank you for reading https://t.co/JLLzf6wCdo" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "not me tho I’m low key th...
2023-02-24T04:17:42+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5478#30951
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@rosedommu Rose :(" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oomf got excommunicated by the Church" } ]
2023-02-24T04:12:41+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1319#30952
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I love being a hate watch influencer" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "*pointing to Godzilla as he destroys NYC* he votes. do you?" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oomf just asked if I had read “Big Little Life” but they meant “A Little Life”" }, {...
2023-02-23T23:43:44+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5985#30953
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oh dear what happened here https://t.co/yzdfkAirUa" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if I were married I would have said “some good yams at the market today” to my wife just now" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "groceries dinner dishes groceries dinner ...
2023-02-23T22:04:04+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8932#30954
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@computer_gay women" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "skill issue" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@clawcerer the girls who get it get it" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I just need like one piece of good news for me 😅" }, { "sp...
2023-02-23T14:36:32+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4473#30955
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@acechhh we won" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@VanityEgo now we’re cooking with gas" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@entoncesallora @jaimesochic @sheededonem omg" } ]
2023-02-23T14:21:27+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9687#30956
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I don't like those gray wood floors that are everywhere. feels AirBnbcore" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "dogs on the 4th of July:" } ]
2023-02-23T04:07:24+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1557#30957
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "who is next… the thing is, if I give up a single little thing I enjoy rn I will actually come undone" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "all the lasting life changes I’ve ever made have been during Lent lmao like in high school I gave up soda and I haven’t had any o...
2023-02-23T03:19:52+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3394#30958
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "oh my god they really made it a voiceover" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sorry I’ve been so pugnacious today. I’m cranky because I’m mad" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "still my favorite thing on my substack I think. I remember publishing it the w...
2023-02-22T21:34:09+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1979#30959
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@jacklennonaus @dunkin_nyc @mildqueso I am a man of unconventional tastes, Anastasia" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman I just have a lot happening I need refuge idk" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@ChrisDStedman I like generic men… love ...
2023-02-22T18:57:36+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9342#30960
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@jeffvandermeer stealing it" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sometimes I have imposter syndrome in my job as a polemicist 😢" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@torquilcolbo this is the way" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sweet nectar.....
2023-02-22T17:33:08+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7862#30961
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@benwritesthings !!!!!!" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@benwritesthings ppl really don't appreciate eccentrics in this era tbh :(" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@benwritesthings \"oh ho ho but what about this old tweet from--\" she is 84 and a ko...
2023-02-22T17:19:00+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5063#30962
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@reluctantlyjoe @captainsteph I've come back around to liking her take on plastic skeletons idk" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@PlanetofFinks I don't think the surprise is the issue I think it's just funny to act like she's on the right team now and will remain ...
2023-02-22T17:01:09+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5398#30963
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@nataliereed84 yeah and even she herself has a track record of... questionable takes lkdsjlkfj" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I definitely like her current spree tho. it's nice to see such an established author take a stand on trans issues in this moment. I thi...
2023-02-22T16:35:28+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2636#30964
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChristopherMars a good idea tbh" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "giggling in the jedi council meeting every time someone says \"count dooku\"" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "it’s time" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "ooooh or like a c...
2023-02-22T15:51:27+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5104#30965
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "it’s not so bad tbh it just needs like a popular drag queen or a comet in it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "look, I messed up. I thought watching Real Friends of WeHo would supply me with easy content. it did not. but the gift of life remains https://t.co/DEkunQt...
2023-02-22T15:43:39+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9559#30966
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "about to enter the job hunt. pray for me 🙏🏼" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sometimes I'll be lying in bed on the very edge of sleep and my brain will go \"papi te gustan la chapa que vibran?\"" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@DOOMODOK noooooo m...
2023-02-22T02:44:58+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8835#30967
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dunkin_nyc do you mean Steven" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "dinner https://t.co/2t5WzBW3gr" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "those sick fucks at DS & DURGA really have my number. I am on their mood board as the perfect idiot to sell to" }, ...
2023-02-21T22:35:13+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1000#30968
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "workshopping what my little tagline is going to be for my gym posts. I follow this straight bodybuilder guy who says \"dues were paid today\" after posting himself working out and I love that. I need my \"dues paid\"" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "no but rly whi...
2023-02-21T14:47:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4690#30969
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "preparing my press release on my stomach ache" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "let’s goooooo" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "when I was a teenager learning to drive, I was very concerned about what would happen if I had to sneeze while driving. someo...
2023-02-21T00:41:49+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3172#30970
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "sounds like a theme park ride! the logical fallacy girls are FUN" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dunkin_nyc Scrumbags: the narrative podcast on the war that burned Austin’s gay rugby team to the ground" } ]
2023-02-20T19:48:29+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7970#30971
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "next column is open to the general public please send me a dilemma holapapiletters@gmail.com" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "logical fallacies have really fun names. “No true Scotsman.” “Straw Man” “Red Herring.” like comic book villains or drag queens" }, {...
2023-02-20T17:21:23+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6918#30972
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "there is no shit post that can’t come true https://t.co/t3rhF3vyUF" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "devastated to announce that I’m here" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I think I will betray and forsake my country for high speed trains somewhere el...
2023-02-20T15:19:02+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6754#30973
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@SafyHallanFarah thank you and as are you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "“that happened with Gandalf too kinda” - me reading the Bible" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "stay down my guy it can’t be worth it. was this the book with the mo...
2023-02-19T19:20:05+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2197#30974
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "If I got super wealthy overnight I would rearrange myself like mr. potato head. I'm not even talking subtle plastic surgeries I would just become a new person for fun" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@ChrisDStedman yes I’m worse" }, { "speaker": "SELF", ...
2023-02-19T17:32:01+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4747#30975
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "wish me a happy birthday. do it now https://t.co/jJbaiMQ8YM" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "well corporate is doing a shit job Bounty0x" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@BreezyFrisco Catherine don’t start" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": ...
2023-02-18T22:07:50+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1786#30976
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "why would you ask me what the book I’m writing is “about?” I do not know and it’s none of my business" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@kamilumin powerful and true" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@AyeshaASiddiqi fwiw I just read your thread that I had...
2023-02-18T21:51:20+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7734#30977
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@AyeshaASiddiqi I feel this is more corporate in nature than it is an act of trying to make an author more accessible for the sake of future children, which is disturbing to me as it seems a corporate consensus is forming around the idea that LGBTQ people should be hidden from ...
2023-02-18T21:33:13+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8946#30978
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "in an increasingly corporate world that is making it clear the existence of LGBTQ people is “inappropriate,” I’m uncomfortable with any precedent that says it’s okay to go back and “sanitize” literature. don’t like it. feels bad" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@...
2023-02-18T17:20:30+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1228#30979
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I can't wait to see what you all got me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "low key my birthday is tomorrow" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@awejones mine is tomorrow... not us reaching out to each other from across the border between aquarius and pisc...
2023-02-18T14:34:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3282#30980
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "being the world’s sleepiest boy is a title I take very seriously" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@tmcqu33n Disney+ isn’t real and can’t hurt me" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "getting into weightlifting for the accessories" } ]
2023-02-17T21:21:24+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9791#30981
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "dove wasn’t ready for real cinema" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@heyjayhuffman @LoboExplosivo @BottleRocketHSC ok I’ll do that for you" } ]
2023-02-17T18:47:51+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9028#30982
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@LAKUTIS yes that's exactly who I was thinking of" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "is there a point in her trajectory where Elizabeth Holmes could have dipped and just been some rich lady sitting on corporate boards? or was she doomed from the moment she donned th...
2023-02-17T17:16:12+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5149#30983
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "if a phalanx advanced upon me I would simply handle it" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@danielpicus um it is still about a Muslim doing a jihad by murdering Jesus so" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Assassin 33 A.D. is probably the Citizen Kane of Ch...
2023-02-17T16:33:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3415#30984
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@MikeyNtj say more" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "https://t.co/P5MRnolH5R" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "and by \"something\" I'm not sure what I mean" } ]
2023-02-17T15:53:37+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1781#30985
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@EdRevelator34 yes" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "about to watch The Book of Henry just to feel something" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "https://t.co/w7tFjlesN5" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@noahpasaran OH I GET IT SORRY" } ]
2023-02-17T15:24:31+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3355#30986
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "adult Jesus has way too much XP. really stupid on the hit squad's part. baby Jesus was a baby. I could have done this whole thing very efficiently" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I would have simply aimed for baby jesus as well. on my Herod shit" } ]
2023-02-17T15:20:54+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_9450#30987
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@noahpasaran excuse me" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "If anyone has something else for me to watch pls hmu" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "so glad they fixed the racist part" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "SOME of these words are in t...
2023-02-17T14:46:07+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6118#30988
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "one question of many is, when they warp Jesus' corpse to the modern day jihadist laboratory, does he still resurrect in three days or is he just kinda dead" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I will not be watching the less racist one out of respect for the director’s...
2023-02-17T14:42:01+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8225#30989
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@JacobOller That British accent 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏🇬🇧" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I should have mentioned Heidi Montag is in it. she dies immediately" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Here is my recap of Assas...
2023-02-17T14:12:27+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2707#30990
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "god damn it substack https://t.co/ajlwtjEoao" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "@MrSpaceHeater well get ready for like 3k words more" } ]
2023-02-17T13:25:17+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_7316#30991
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "publishing my recap of this today and I'm so sorry but I could not get it under 2k words" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dunkin_nyc Iktr" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I am awake https://t.co/c8zwOiVFJp" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text...
2023-02-17T03:15:38+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_5291#30992
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@QueerPlatypus7 unsure what I meant by this" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "Bram Stroker’s Twinkula" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "massive opportunity for viral content in the gym etiquette space" } ]
2023-02-16T23:43:41+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_3114#30993
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I’ve missed something" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "such misery! and for what... drugs on a boat and cries for help on twitter :(" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "the narcissism, misery, and neediness radiating from our billionaires is really sad ...
2023-02-16T16:33:45+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_2934#30994
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "sometimes I think of The Rise of Skywalker's opening crawl that starts with THE DEAD SPEAK! and giggle" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "being self-employed and unintelligent during tax season is so fucking hard I am lip syncing for my fucking life in this spreadshe...
2023-02-16T03:16:05+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_1743#30995
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@xXNo_ScoperzXx @dunkin_nyc Yes" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@awejones wow" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "we are in the golden age of cinema if you really like watching people collect a bunch of important and powerful items" } ]
2023-02-16T01:11:38+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6597#30996
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@dunkin_nyc yeah this thing specifically" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I could just go to sleep right now. after all why shouldn't I..." } ]
2023-02-16T00:46:40+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_4900#30997
twitter
[ { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "we are approaching the IP media content singularity. we are but a few short years away from Yoda telling Donkey Kong he is strong in the Force" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "looks like meat’s back on the menu boys" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "\...
2023-02-15T16:10:15+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_8817#30998
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "OH... my god...???" }, { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "I see" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "@WaveyArt please say more" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I'm trying to process the movie I saw last night. I think I'll just have to recap and r...
2023-02-15T13:58:58+00:00
jpbrammer
conv_6330#30999
twitter
[ { "speaker": "OTHER", "text": "Heidi Montag is in it" }, { "speaker": "SELF", "text": "I am speechless. this is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. it’s this Christian film where they go back in time to kill Jesus" } ]
2023-02-15T03:42:31+00:00