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I got a ticket because I was speeding. I wasn't even going that far over the speed limit! I was speeding while on my way home from work and I got a ticket. I was only going like two miles over the speed limit! That stinks but I guess the law is the law. Are you going to fight it? | No I was speeding, but its just stupid that I got a ticket when everyone else around me was speeding too. | I know how that feels but I guess they have to pick someone and it was just your bad luck day. It can always be worse. |
I was really happy when my wife decided to quit her job. It was a bad job for her credentials, and I thought it was really cool of her to start her own practice. | My wife took a real plunge the other day, she quit her job and decided to start a practice of her own! | What kind of practice is it? That takes a lot of guts! |
I was really happy when my wife decided to quit her job. It was a bad job for her credentials, and I thought it was really cool of her to start her own practice. My wife took a real plunge the other day_comma_ she quit her job and decided to start a practice of her own! | What kind of practice is it? That takes a lot of guts! | It's a counseling practice, but yeah she quit her job to do it so I thought it was really cool she had the balls to do it! |
I was really happy when my wife decided to quit her job. It was a bad job for her credentials, and I thought it was really cool of her to start her own practice. My wife took a real plunge the other day_comma_ she quit her job and decided to start a practice of her own! What kind of practice is it? That takes a lot of... | It's a counseling practice, but yeah she quit her job to do it so I thought it was really cool she had the balls to do it! | Not literally of course, lol. Good for her, I am sure she will do fine! |
I was really happy when my wife decided to quit her job. It was a bad job for her credentials, and I thought it was really cool of her to start her own practice. My wife took a real plunge the other day_comma_ she quit her job and decided to start a practice of her own! What kind of practice is it? That takes a lot of... | Not literally of course, lol. Good for her, I am sure she will do fine! | Yeah I sure hope not literally... Otherwise she has some explaining to do. |
I miss when I lived at home with my parents. My mom always made my favorite meals and read my bedtime stories. | I miss the days when I lived at home with my parents. I miss my mom's cooking and reading me bedtimes stories. | Does it make you feel good to at least think about those times though? |
I miss when I lived at home with my parents. My mom always made my favorite meals and read my bedtime stories. I miss the days when I lived at home with my parents. I miss my mom's cooking and reading me bedtimes stories. | Does it make you feel good to at least think about those times though? | Of course. I like to remember when life was so simple. Now life is tough. |
I miss when I lived at home with my parents. My mom always made my favorite meals and read my bedtime stories. I miss the days when I lived at home with my parents. I miss my mom's cooking and reading me bedtimes stories. Does it make you feel good to at least think about those times though? | Of course. I like to remember when life was so simple. Now life is tough. | Yeah life comes at you fast. |
My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. | My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. | oh my god i'm so sorry. i've only got one grandparent left and it's tough to even imagine not having her |
My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. | oh my god i'm so sorry. i've only got one grandparent left and it's tough to even imagine not having her | Thank you. I know, she was the one I was the closest too. She died soon after my Grandpa died so its been awful. It feels surreal. Treasure them while they're here. |
My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. My Grandma just passed away. Its been a brutally tough time. oh my god i'm so sorry. i've only got one grandparent left and it's tough to even imagine not having her | Thank you. I know, she was the one I was the closest too. She died soon after my Grandpa died so its been awful. It feels surreal. Treasure them while they're here. | i do. i'm so sorry you are having such a hard time. may you find peace in her memories. |
i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in | i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in | That is always a wonderful feeling to be prepared and ready to go. Are you a morning person? |
i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in | That is always a wonderful feeling to be prepared and ready to go. Are you a morning person? | not really but at work i like to have time before everyone gets in there |
i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in That is always a wonderful feeling to be prepared and ready to go. Are you a morning person? | not really but at work i like to have time before everyone gets in there | I can understand that. Such a great idea before the chaos of it all. Its important to do things like that your ourselves! |
i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in i made it to work early and was able to get ready before people started coming in That is always a wonderful feeling to be prepared and ready to go. Are you a morning person? not really but at work i like to have time before everyone get... | I can understand that. Such a great idea before the chaos of it all. Its important to do things like that your ourselves! | it's hard to get anything done with coworkers around. |
How can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder | Why should I not be jealous, how can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder | You shouldn't be jealous. There is no need for that |
How can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder Why should I not be jealous_comma_ how can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder | You shouldn't be jealous. There is no need for that | he did does not have a diploma just because he is experience :( |
How can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder Why should I not be jealous_comma_ how can a guy that is not educated any more than a masters degree holder You shouldn't be jealous. There is no need for that | he did does not have a diploma just because he is experience :( | Well that is ridiculous. Im sorry |
I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there | I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there | Did you have to take a test? |
I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there | Did you have to take a test? | I just had to fill out paperwork |
I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there I was nervous going to the dmv. I hate going there Did you have to take a test? | I just had to fill out paperwork | That's good. If it's like mine-you had to wait forever! |
I was almost ran off the interstate | I was almost ran off of the interstate today! | Why did that happen |
I was almost ran off the interstate I was almost ran off of the interstate today! | Why did that happen | some moron tried to get in my lane without looking! |
I was almost ran off the interstate I was almost ran off of the interstate today! Why did that happen | some moron tried to get in my lane without looking! | That does suck |
I can't wait for date night. It relaxes me. | It's almost date night | What happened |
I can't wait for date night. It relaxes me. It's almost date night | What happened | Nothing yet. Me and the hubby are gonns get some well deserved alone time. |
I can't wait for date night. It relaxes me. It's almost date night What happened | Nothing yet. Me and the hubby are gonns get some well deserved alone time. | I bet that will be fun |
I can't wait for date night. It relaxes me. It's almost date night What happened Nothing yet. Me and the hubby are gonns get some well deserved alone time. | I bet that will be fun | It better. Babysitters are cheap. |
I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it | I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it | That's nice. Is he enjoying retirement |
I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it | That's nice. Is he enjoying retirement | He is loving it |
I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it I was glad when my dad retired. He deserved it That's nice. Is he enjoying retirement | He is loving it | That's great. I hope to retire some day. |
I'm glad I made friends at ym job. I usually keep it professional | I usually keep only professional relationships at work. | Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life? |
I'm glad I made friends at ym job. I usually keep it professional I usually keep only professional relationships at work. | Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life? | I made a few friends this time. They heldped me through a tough time. |
I'm glad I made friends at ym job. I usually keep it professional I usually keep only professional relationships at work. Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life? | I made a few friends this time. They heldped me through a tough time. | I can relate I like to keep work at work but as an adult you spend so much time at work it's hard to meet people other places. |
I'm glad I made friends at ym job. I usually keep it professional I usually keep only professional relationships at work. Do you feel like that helps or hinders your personal life? I made a few friends this time. They heldped me through a tough time. | I can relate I like to keep work at work but as an adult you spend so much time at work it's hard to meet people other places. | That's true too. |
i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill | i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill | How beautiful! They are so much bigger when I see them than I think they are going to be. My parents house has some land and when I bring my kids over there, we can see the young bucks eating the grass in their backyard. |
i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill | How beautiful! They are so much bigger when I see them than I think they are going to be. My parents house has some land and when I bring my kids over there, we can see the young bucks eating the grass in their backyard. | they are so majestic it's amazing |
i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill How beautiful! They are so much bigger when I see them than I think they are going to be. My parents house has some land and ... | they are so majestic it's amazing | Yes! They're legs are so much longer than I thought and they hope over they're 8 foot tall privacy fence like its nothing! |
i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill i walked out of the house and heard a rustling in the brush and found a deer running up the hill How beautiful! They are so much bigger when I see them than I think they are going to be. My parents house has some land and ... | Yes! They're legs are so much longer than I thought and they hope over they're 8 foot tall privacy fence like its nothing! | it makes me so worried for them getting so close to the road |
My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! | My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! | that is amazing. children can amazing you if you give them the opportunity |
My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! | that is amazing. children can amazing you if you give them the opportunity | She is a go getter but things seems to come easily to her which I'm thankful for. I'm having trouble keeping up! |
My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! My daughter is doing so well in school that she flew through 3rd grade a year early and is starting 4th grade next week. I'm amazing at how well she's doing! that... | She is a go getter but things seems to come easily to her which I'm thankful for. I'm having trouble keeping up! | it's crazy the things they are learning now. it makes you feel like a dummy |
I get so excited when I get to a seafood buffet. I just love crab and lobster | I just love seafood buffets | Why's that? |
I get so excited when I get to a seafood buffet. I just love crab and lobster I just love seafood buffets | Why's that? | Seafood is expensive here. I love to eat loads of crab and lobster |
I get so excited when I get to a seafood buffet. I just love crab and lobster I just love seafood buffets Why's that? | Seafood is expensive here. I love to eat loads of crab and lobster | Are there any other types of seafood you like? |
I get so excited when I get to a seafood buffet. I just love crab and lobster I just love seafood buffets Why's that? Seafood is expensive here. I love to eat loads of crab and lobster | Are there any other types of seafood you like? | I like crawfish too |
I recently lost my pet turtle. I think he may have escaped my yard. I am so sad I miss him terribly! | I lost my pet turtle recently. He probably escaped my yard. I am so sad he is gone! | That is very sad |
I recently lost my pet turtle. I think he may have escaped my yard. I am so sad I miss him terribly! I lost my pet turtle recently. He probably escaped my yard. I am so sad he is gone! | That is very sad | Yeah, I miss him terribly. I hope he has a good life! |
I recently lost my pet turtle. I think he may have escaped my yard. I am so sad I miss him terribly! I lost my pet turtle recently. He probably escaped my yard. I am so sad he is gone! That is very sad | Yeah, I miss him terribly. I hope he has a good life! | I am sure he did |
I was not sure when it came to the dmv. I did not want to go there | I was not sure about the dmv. I did not want to go there | Get ready to wait for a long time. DMVs are terrible. |
I was not sure when it came to the dmv. I did not want to go there I was not sure about the dmv. I did not want to go there | Get ready to wait for a long time. DMVs are terrible. | Yeah it was for sure |
I was not sure when it came to the dmv. I did not want to go there I was not sure about the dmv. I did not want to go there Get ready to wait for a long time. DMVs are terrible. | Yeah it was for sure | Some allow you to make an appointment. You should try that. |
I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band. | I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band. | Well, that's fun! I bet you are really excited about it. |
I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band. I am ready for the weekend_comma_ I get to go see my favorite band. | Well, that's fun! I bet you are really excited about it. | Yes, I got front row tickets. It is going to be epic. |
I am ready for the weekend, I get to go see my favorite band. I am ready for the weekend_comma_ I get to go see my favorite band. Well_comma_ that's fun! I bet you are really excited about it. | Yes, I got front row tickets. It is going to be epic. | Oh, front row tickets make it even better! Have a great time. |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress | My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. | Oh no, I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. | Oh no, I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? | Well, there is spaghetti all over the carpet so how do you think? |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. Oh no_comma_ I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? | Well, there is spaghetti all over the carpet so how do you think? | Haha oh boy! Well, on the bright side I'm sure that's a mistake she'll only make once. We all have to learn. |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. Oh no_comma_ I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? Well_comma_ there is spaghetti all over the carpet so ho... | Haha oh boy! Well, on the bright side I'm sure that's a mistake she'll only make once. We all have to learn. | I hope so. Carpet cleaning is expensive |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. Oh no_comma_ I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? Well_comma_ there is spaghetti all over the carpet so ho... | I hope so. Carpet cleaning is expensive | One of the many reasons I'm glad to have hardwood! |
My daughter wasted her plate of spaghetti all over the rug. She was pretending to be a waitress My daughter decided to play waitress with her food and hold the plate over her head. Oh no_comma_ I think I know where this is going. How did she manage as a waitress? Well_comma_ there is spaghetti all over the carpet so ho... | One of the many reasons I'm glad to have hardwood! | I think I'll make that investment when the kids are older. |
i was looking thru some old photo albums | i was looking thru some old photo albums. it's so crazy to see how everyone has changed | How have they changed the most? |
i was looking thru some old photo albums i was looking thru some old photo albums. it's so crazy to see how everyone has changed | How have they changed the most? | the kids have grown so much |
i was looking thru some old photo albums i was looking thru some old photo albums. it's so crazy to see how everyone has changed How have they changed the most? | the kids have grown so much | What do they do now? |
i was looking thru some old photo albums i was looking thru some old photo albums. it's so crazy to see how everyone has changed How have they changed the most? the kids have grown so much | What do they do now? | go to school. they are just older |
i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner | i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner | Did you end up washing dishes. |
i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner | Did you end up washing dishes. | no my father in law had to pay for us |
i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner i felt weird when i didnt have the money to pay for dinner Did you end up washing dishes. | no my father in law had to pay for us | Was he upset about it? |
I think my bofriend wants to break up. He wants to have a "talk" | My boyfriend wants to have a | a what? |
I think my bofriend wants to break up. He wants to have a "talk" My boyfriend wants to have a | a what? | a "talk" I think he wants to break up |
I think my bofriend wants to break up. He wants to have a "talk" My boyfriend wants to have a a what? | a "talk" I think he wants to break up | oh i thought he wanted a baby.. dump him first |
I think my bofriend wants to break up. He wants to have a "talk" My boyfriend wants to have a a what? a "talk" I think he wants to break up | oh i thought he wanted a baby.. dump him first | I was thinking about that, but what if that's not it? |
I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. | I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. | Actually my aunt is afraid of them also. She said as a girl one cornered her and wanted to hurt her. Why are you scared of them? |
I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. | Actually my aunt is afraid of them also. She said as a girl one cornered her and wanted to hurt her. Why are you scared of them? | I do thou like enjoy frog legs. |
I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. I am afraid of frogs. I know that is weird but they have always scared me. Actually my aunt is afraid of them also. She said as a girl one cornered her and wanted to hurt her. Why are you scared of them? | I do thou like enjoy frog legs. | Strange. Next time you have them try them cooked in goose liver fat and scotch. AMAZING! |
My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. | My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. | Im sorry about that. Dont be nervous though. He is a loyal person I bet |
My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes_comma_ and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. | Im sorry about that. Dont be nervous though. He is a loyal person I bet | I mean he wont let me eat anything people give him but I wish he would just toss stuff, you never know what kind of people are out there. Especially if they are upset with the company he is working for. |
My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes, and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. My fiance works as a technician installing internet at peoples homes_comma_ and they are always tipping him. Often with food and it makes me nervous sometimes. Im so... | I mean he wont let me eat anything people give him but I wish he would just toss stuff, you never know what kind of people are out there. Especially if they are upset with the company he is working for. | What is the name of the company? |
the birth of my twins | i couldnt wait for the birth of my twins | Were you worried at all about the cost of raising them? |
the birth of my twins i couldnt wait for the birth of my twins | Were you worried at all about the cost of raising them? | of course cost was always a thought.but the fact that there are 2 was a little overwhelming |
the birth of my twins i couldnt wait for the birth of my twins Were you worried at all about the cost of raising them? | of course cost was always a thought.but the fact that there are 2 was a little overwhelming | Yeah, I'd imagine |
I'm pretty hopeful this year in my college football team to do really well. Go Buckeyes! | I'm pretty hopeful this year for my college football team to place top 5! | Nice, what team is that you are rooting for? |
I'm pretty hopeful this year in my college football team to do really well. Go Buckeyes! I'm pretty hopeful this year for my college football team to place top 5! | Nice, what team is that you are rooting for? | OSU Buckeyes, do you have a favorite team? |
I'm pretty hopeful this year in my college football team to do really well. Go Buckeyes! I'm pretty hopeful this year for my college football team to place top 5! Nice_comma_ what team is that you are rooting for? | OSU Buckeyes, do you have a favorite team? | No, I really dont follow sports much. |
I got every thing I need for school in a couple of weeks. I am so ready | School starts for me in a couple of weeks. | college? |
I got every thing I need for school in a couple of weeks. I am so ready School starts for me in a couple of weeks. | college? | Yep. I am a junior this year |
I got every thing I need for school in a couple of weeks. I am so ready School starts for me in a couple of weeks. college? | Yep. I am a junior this year | oh wow thats great. |
I got every thing I need for school in a couple of weeks. I am so ready School starts for me in a couple of weeks. college? Yep. I am a junior this year | oh wow thats great. | I have everything I need too. I have never been so ready |
i am hoping to get out early from work on friday | i am hoping to get out early from work on friday | Big plans? |
i am hoping to get out early from work on friday i am hoping to get out early from work on friday | Big plans? | i want to go camping for the weekend |
i am hoping to get out early from work on friday i am hoping to get out early from work on friday Big plans? | i want to go camping for the weekend | I have never been camping. |
I'm very faithful in my community and the people in it. They are good people | I have a lot of faith in the community I live in; everyone seems like a good person. | That's really nice, we don't get a lot of that these days. Makes me kind of miss the old days when people had a real sense of community. |
I'm very faithful in my community and the people in it. They are good people I have a lot of faith in the community I live in; everyone seems like a good person. | That's really nice, we don't get a lot of that these days. Makes me kind of miss the old days when people had a real sense of community. | I agree, that's why I favor smaller towns opposed to big cities. Just not my thing. |
I'm very faithful in my community and the people in it. They are good people I have a lot of faith in the community I live in; everyone seems like a good person. That's really nice_comma_ we don't get a lot of that these days. Makes me kind of miss the old days when people had a real sense of community. | I agree, that's why I favor smaller towns opposed to big cities. Just not my thing. | I totally know what you mean. I live in a smaller city now and it feels a lot cozier than larger cities I've lived in before. |
I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! | I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! | Why is it torture? |
I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! | Why is it torture? | I haven't been on a vacation in about 8 years. I really want to go too! I'm excited for her but it does make me feel miserable when I think about it. Such is life though. |
I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! I just found out that my sister and her husband are going on a 15 day cruise. Its torture to hear! Why is it torture? | I haven't been on a vacation in about 8 years. I really want to go too! I'm excited for her but it does make me feel miserable when I think about it. Such is life though. | Yeah, maybe next time |
im 800 miles from my family and i miss them | im 800 miles from my family and i miss them | That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? |
im 800 miles from my family and i miss them im 800 miles from my family and i miss them | That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? | mostly daily or at least once a week |
im 800 miles from my family and i miss them im 800 miles from my family and i miss them That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? | mostly daily or at least once a week | Well that should help |
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