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im 800 miles from my family and i miss them im 800 miles from my family and i miss them That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? mostly daily or at least once a week
Well that should help
it does a little
im 800 miles from my family and i miss them im 800 miles from my family and i miss them That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? mostly daily or at least once a week Well that should help
it does a little
Well eep it up and visit when you can
im 800 miles from my family and i miss them im 800 miles from my family and i miss them That must be pretty lonely. Do you talk often? mostly daily or at least once a week Well that should help it does a little
Well eep it up and visit when you can
i am trying to work on it
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown.
I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up
how come?
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up
how come?
I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up how come?
I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol
haha oh no.
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up how come? I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol
haha oh no.
I was like a big t-shirt. At least I wasn't wearing lingerie lol
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up how come? I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol haha oh no.
I was like a big t-shirt. At least I wasn't wearing lingerie lol
i bet he appreciated that at least
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up how come? I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol haha oh no. I was like a big t-shirt. At least I wasn't wearing lingerie lol
i bet he appreciated that at least
PRobably. I gave him a decent tip too
I went downstairs to pick up my food delivery and I forgot I was in a nightgown. I ordered food today and weirded out the delivery guy went I went downstairs to pick it up how come? I was still in my nightgown. I forgot lol haha oh no. I was like a big t-shirt. At least I wasn't wearing lingerie lol i bet he appreciate...
PRobably. I gave him a decent tip too
at least it didn't turn into one of those cheesy 80's movies
I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally.
I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years.
Sweet!
I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally. I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years.
Sweet!
Yeah I've been wanting on a while and now the chance presented itself. Should be a good weekend lol.
I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally. I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years. Sweet!
Yeah I've been wanting on a while and now the chance presented itself. Should be a good weekend lol.
What kkind did you get?
I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally. I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years. Sweet! Yeah I've been wanting on a while and now the chance presented itself. Should be a good weekend lol.
What kkind did you get?
I'm thinking a Macbook Pro since that was my old one, but I'll make a final decision at the store I suppose.
I'm really stoked for this weekend since I will buy a new laptop finally. I'm really stoked for this weekend. I'll finally be able to get a new laptop after using my dinosaur for years. Sweet! Yeah I've been wanting on a while and now the chance presented itself. Should be a good weekend lol. What kkind did you get?
I'm thinking a Macbook Pro since that was my old one, but I'll make a final decision at the store I suppose.
I have always had hp. I do have an ipad though
My son caounted all the way to thirty today. He always stops at ten.
My son counted all the way to thirty today
Wow that's great! How old is he?
My son caounted all the way to thirty today. He always stops at ten. My son counted all the way to thirty today
Wow that's great! How old is he?
He is 3 but he doesn't talk much. He always stopped at ten but today he went all the way
My son caounted all the way to thirty today. He always stops at ten. My son counted all the way to thirty today Wow that's great! How old is he?
He is 3 but he doesn't talk much. He always stopped at ten but today he went all the way
That's wonderful to see that kind of progress. You must be very proud.
My son caounted all the way to thirty today. He always stops at ten. My son counted all the way to thirty today Wow that's great! How old is he? He is 3 but he doesn't talk much. He always stopped at ten but today he went all the way
That's wonderful to see that kind of progress. You must be very proud.
I am. I can't wait until he starts school
it felt good to care fo my sisters dog
it felt good to care fo my sisters dog
That's nice of you. Is it a small dog or large?
it felt good to care fo my sisters dog it felt good to care fo my sisters dog
That's nice of you. Is it a small dog or large?
large boxer
it felt good to care fo my sisters dog it felt good to care fo my sisters dog That's nice of you. Is it a small dog or large?
large boxer
Did it make you want one of your own?
I do not want to go to school on Monday.
I do not want to go to school on Monday.
Why, what is happening on Monday?
I do not want to go to school on Monday. I do not want to go to school on Monday.
Why, what is happening on Monday?
I have a big exam in my science class.
I do not want to go to school on Monday. I do not want to go to school on Monday. Why_comma_ what is happening on Monday?
I have a big exam in my science class.
Those are always stressful, better study hard!
I'm content with my family life right now. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.
I'm pretty content with my family life right now.
That is good, are you married?
I'm content with my family life right now. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile. I'm pretty content with my family life right now.
That is good, are you married?
Yes, no kids. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.
I'm content with my family life right now. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile. I'm pretty content with my family life right now. That is good_comma_ are you married?
Yes, no kids. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.
Do you want to have kids in the future?
I'm content with my family life right now. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile. I'm pretty content with my family life right now. That is good_comma_ are you married? Yes_comma_ no kids. Nothing too crazy has happened in awhile.
Do you want to have kids in the future?
Yes, when we are more financially stable.
My a/c broke the other day, but luckily my dad is the manliest man there is, and knew exactly how to fix it.
My a/c went out the other day, and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fix it.
That's a bummer, at least it didn't go out in the beginning of summer, I guess.
My a/c broke the other day, but luckily my dad is the manliest man there is, and knew exactly how to fix it. My a/c went out the other day_comma_ and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fix it.
That's a bummer, at least it didn't go out in the beginning of summer, I guess.
Yeah for sure, but luckily my dad is the man, and he loves helping me, so he came over and did his thing. Fixed it right up!
My a/c broke the other day, but luckily my dad is the manliest man there is, and knew exactly how to fix it. My a/c went out the other day_comma_ and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fix it. That's a bummer_comma_ at least it didn't go out in the beginning of summer_comma_ I guess.
Yeah for sure, but luckily my dad is the man, and he loves helping me, so he came over and did his thing. Fixed it right up!
Dad's are always life savers. I love my Dad as well, he has saved me in a couple of occasions.
My a/c broke the other day, but luckily my dad is the manliest man there is, and knew exactly how to fix it. My a/c went out the other day_comma_ and I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fix it. That's a bummer_comma_ at least it didn't go out in the beginning of summer_comma_ I guess. Yeah for sure_comma_ but luckily my d...
Dad's are always life savers. I love my Dad as well, he has saved me in a couple of occasions.
Yeah it's especially nice when they genuinely want to help too.
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. It's like they are immune to sickness
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics.
Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all.
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. It's like they are immune to sickness I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics.
Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all.
They seem to be immune to sickness, that's like the greatest trait of them all!
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. It's like they are immune to sickness I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all.
They seem to be immune to sickness, that's like the greatest trait of them all!
Are you the type that's prone to getting sick?
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. It's like they are immune to sickness I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all. They seem to be immune to sickness_comma_ that's like the greatest trait of them all!
Are you the type that's prone to getting sick?
Yes, unfortunately.
I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. It's like they are immune to sickness I'm jealous of people born with perfect healthy genetics. Yeah it sucks when people just seem to have it all. They seem to be immune to sickness_comma_ that's like the greatest trait of them all! Are you the type that's pro...
Yes, unfortunately.
Well that's too bad. Yeah when you have bad genetics there aren't enough apples to keep the doctor away.
MY best friend lied to me the other day. She didn't invite me out with her friends
MY best friend said she was staying home last weekend.
was there a reason why?
MY best friend lied to me the other day. She didn't invite me out with her friends MY best friend said she was staying home last weekend.
was there a reason why?
She was lying. Someone tagged her in photos from a party. I don't know why she didnt invite me
MY best friend lied to me the other day. She didn't invite me out with her friends MY best friend said she was staying home last weekend. was there a reason why?
She was lying. Someone tagged her in photos from a party. I don't know why she didnt invite me
maybe it was closed event. you speak to her about it?
MY best friend lied to me the other day. She didn't invite me out with her friends MY best friend said she was staying home last weekend. was there a reason why? She was lying. Someone tagged her in photos from a party. I don't know why she didnt invite me
maybe it was closed event. you speak to her about it?
Not yet. I think she should say something first.
when i found out the wife and twins were in a car accident
when i heard my wife and twins were in a car accident i didnt know what to think
OH no! Were they okay?
when i found out the wife and twins were in a car accident when i heard my wife and twins were in a car accident i didnt know what to think
OH no! Were they okay?
they were ok.i had no information at first
when i found out the wife and twins were in a car accident when i heard my wife and twins were in a car accident i didnt know what to think OH no! Were they okay?
they were ok.i had no information at first
I bet you were relieved.
MY electric bill was twice as high this month. I have no idea what happened
MY light bill was doubled last month.
Oh no that's horrible. Any idea why?
MY electric bill was twice as high this month. I have no idea what happened MY light bill was doubled last month.
Oh no that's horrible. Any idea why?
I have no idea we went out of town twice. I am so mad
MY electric bill was twice as high this month. I have no idea what happened MY light bill was doubled last month. Oh no that's horrible. Any idea why?
I have no idea we went out of town twice. I am so mad
That's so strange. I'd give the power company a call and see if there wasn't a mistake.
MY electric bill was twice as high this month. I have no idea what happened MY light bill was doubled last month. Oh no that's horrible. Any idea why? I have no idea we went out of town twice. I am so mad
That's so strange. I'd give the power company a call and see if there wasn't a mistake.
I am tomorrow. I think the guy didnt even read my meter
I moved recently and don't know many people here, so I am a little bummed out.
I recently moved to a new place and currently don't know many people, so it's a bummer.
You should find the local cafe or something
I moved recently and don't know many people here, so I am a little bummed out. I recently moved to a new place and currently don't know many people_comma_ so it's a bummer.
You should find the local cafe or something
Yeah, I have found one Starbucks so far. I guess I need to explore the area a bit more.
I moved recently and don't know many people here, so I am a little bummed out. I recently moved to a new place and currently don't know many people_comma_ so it's a bummer. You should find the local cafe or something
Yeah, I have found one Starbucks so far. I guess I need to explore the area a bit more.
You can always google the local hot spots. You've got to get out there. It might not be easy
I remember chasing the ice cream truck when I was little. The ice cream is too high now
My sister and I used to chase the ice cream truck when we were kids.
i used to get screwballs with my sister. those were our favorites as kids
I remember chasing the ice cream truck when I was little. The ice cream is too high now My sister and I used to chase the ice cream truck when we were kids.
i used to get screwballs with my sister. those were our favorites as kids
I liked the strawberry shortcake creamsicle. I still buy them. They are too high on the truck now
I remember chasing the ice cream truck when I was little. The ice cream is too high now My sister and I used to chase the ice cream truck when we were kids. i used to get screwballs with my sister. those were our favorites as kids
I liked the strawberry shortcake creamsicle. I still buy them. They are too high on the truck now
how awesome. it's fun to remember the good old days
I remember chasing the ice cream truck when I was little. The ice cream is too high now My sister and I used to chase the ice cream truck when we were kids. i used to get screwballs with my sister. those were our favorites as kids I liked the strawberry shortcake creamsicle. I still buy them. They are too high on the ...
how awesome. it's fun to remember the good old days
IT is.
I remember chasing the ice cream truck when I was little. The ice cream is too high now My sister and I used to chase the ice cream truck when we were kids. i used to get screwballs with my sister. those were our favorites as kids I liked the strawberry shortcake creamsicle. I still buy them. They are too high on the ...
IT is.
i love sharing memories with my sister
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming
I hate when that happens
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming
I hate when that happens
it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming I hate when that happens
it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now
I haven't had pizza ht in forever. They don't deliver in my area
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming I hate when that happens it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now
I haven't had pizza ht in forever. They don't deliver in my area
we even went to pick it up so it wouldn't be cold
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming I hate when that happens it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now I haven't had pizza ht in forever. They don't deliver in my area
we even went to pick it up so it wouldn't be cold
Did you complain?
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming I hate when that happens it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now I haven't had pizza ht in forever. They don't deliver in my area we even went to pick it up so it wouldn't be cold
Did you complain?
no. it was too late
i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming i ordered pizza with my husband and it was totally underwhelming I hate when that happens it's like pizza hut undercooks their pizza now I haven't had pizza ht in forever. They don't deliver in my area we even went to pick it up so it wouldn't be cold Did...
no. it was too late
Well that sucks
I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up and wheels down with no trouble... But it's the first time I've flown, and I'm pretty sure any sign of turbulence is just going to make me want to hurl. Plus, I'm worried about getting lost in an airport!
I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up and wheels down with no trouble... But it's the first time I've flown, and I'm pretty sure any sign of turbulence is just going to make me want to hurl. Plus, I'm worried about getting lost in an airport!
what is with the book you are writing? people dont chat like that. yea christmas list
I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up and wheels down with no trouble... But it's the first time I've flown, and I'm pretty sure any sign of turbulence is just going to make me want to hurl. Plus, I'm worried about getting lost in an airport! I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up a...
what is with the book you are writing? people dont chat like that. yea christmas list
Sorry about that. I'll keep it shorter. Nothing, was just trying to express how I'm feeling about things.
I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up and wheels down with no trouble... But it's the first time I've flown, and I'm pretty sure any sign of turbulence is just going to make me want to hurl. Plus, I'm worried about getting lost in an airport! I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up a...
Sorry about that. I'll keep it shorter. Nothing, was just trying to express how I'm feeling about things.
its all good. you are able to write very well. im jealous
I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up and wheels down with no trouble... But it's the first time I've flown, and I'm pretty sure any sign of turbulence is just going to make me want to hurl. Plus, I'm worried about getting lost in an airport! I'm flying on a plane tomorrow. I hope it goes wheels up a...
its all good. you are able to write very well. im jealous
np. later.
i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day
i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day
ah, bummer
i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day
ah, bummer
yes, i need to work harder i guess
i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day i felt bad when i couldnt buy a gift my daughter wanted the other day ah_comma_ bummer
yes, i need to work harder i guess
probably, yeah. good luck
Starting my first day as a kindergarten teacher soon. I have my supplies, my lesson plan, have asked all the experienced teachers for tips, have set up my classroom... Think I'm ready to start my career handling the future of our society. It's going to be nerve-wracking to start, though.
Starting my first day as a kindergarten teacher soon. I have my supplies, my lesson plan, have asked all the experienced teachers for tips, have set up my classroom... Think I'm ready to start my career handling the future of our society. It's going to be nerve-wracking to start, though
I am sure you will do just fine!
Starting my first day as a kindergarten teacher soon. I have my supplies, my lesson plan, have asked all the experienced teachers for tips, have set up my classroom... Think I'm ready to start my career handling the future of our society. It's going to be nerve-wracking to start, though. Starting my first day as a kind...
I am sure you will do just fine!
Thanks! I appreciate that. We'll see. At least I'm trying to focus, and I care a lot, so that's a start. But I know it's going to take a while for me to not be awkward in the beginning. Going to try to incorporate as much humor as I can to lighten the mood.
Starting my first day as a kindergarten teacher soon. I have my supplies, my lesson plan, have asked all the experienced teachers for tips, have set up my classroom... Think I'm ready to start my career handling the future of our society. It's going to be nerve-wracking to start, though. Starting my first day as a kind...
Thanks! I appreciate that. We'll see. At least I'm trying to focus, and I care a lot, so that's a start. But I know it's going to take a while for me to not be awkward in the beginning. Going to try to incorporate as much humor as I can to lighten the mood.
Absolutely, and if you can start with a game for them too that would help.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. I am so irritated with myself.
I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Sorry to hear about that. Is it still working alright, or under warranty?
I dropped my phone in the toilet. I am so irritated with myself. I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Sorry to hear about that. Is it still working alright, or under warranty?
No, it doesn't work. I am so irritated with myself!
I dropped my phone in the toilet. I am so irritated with myself. I dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry to hear about that. Is it still working alright_comma_ or under warranty?
No, it doesn't work. I am so irritated with myself!
That stinks. Phones are so important these days. People always give others crap about staring at them all day, but it's because they afford us the ability to do so many things. I hope you're able to get another one soon.
I was lonely on Monday. I was sick and alone
I was lonely on Monday. I was sick all day
Do you feel better now?
I was lonely on Monday. I was sick and alone I was lonely on Monday. I was sick all day
Do you feel better now?
Much much better
I was lonely on Monday. I was sick and alone I was lonely on Monday. I was sick all day Do you feel better now?
Much much better
That's good It's sucks when you have to take care of yourself when you don't feel well.
I am so afraid of rollercoasters. My daughter always wants to go to amusement parks. I never ride anything
I am deathly afraid of rollercoasters
I am too
I am so afraid of rollercoasters. My daughter always wants to go to amusement parks. I never ride anything I am deathly afraid of rollercoasters
I am too
MY daughter loves theem. I end up standing in line with her and never getting on lol
I am so afraid of rollercoasters. My daughter always wants to go to amusement parks. I never ride anything I am deathly afraid of rollercoasters I am too
MY daughter loves theem. I end up standing in line with her and never getting on lol
I understand that as well
I am so afraid of rollercoasters. My daughter always wants to go to amusement parks. I never ride anything I am deathly afraid of rollercoasters I am too MY daughter loves theem. I end up standing in line with her and never getting on lol
I understand that as well
Amusement parks are a waste of money for me lol
I miss living close to all my friends. We never see each other any more
I really miss living in the city
I can understand that. Everything is right at your doorsteps.
I miss living close to all my friends. We never see each other any more I really miss living in the city
I can understand that. Everything is right at your doorsteps.
MY friends are so far away now. We hardly ever see each other.
I miss living close to all my friends. We never see each other any more I really miss living in the city I can understand that. Everything is right at your doorsteps.
MY friends are so far away now. We hardly ever see each other.
That can be very rough. Maybe you can move there soon!
I miss living close to all my friends. We never see each other any more I really miss living in the city I can understand that. Everything is right at your doorsteps. MY friends are so far away now. We hardly ever see each other.
That can be very rough. Maybe you can move there soon!
City isn't saf for the kids. It sucks
i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door!
i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door!
That sounds terrible
i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door! i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door!
That sounds terrible
yea, i cant believe some people dont give a crap about other people's belongings
i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door! i was mad the other day when i saw someone had put a huge dent in my car door! That sounds terrible
yea, i cant believe some people dont give a crap about other people's belongings
They are so rude
I took care of my car this weekend. He was a little sick
I took care of my cat this weekend, He was a little sick
did you take him to the vet?
I took care of my car this weekend. He was a little sick I took care of my cat this weekend_comma_ He was a little sick
did you take him to the vet?
I did and they fixed him up
I took care of my car this weekend. He was a little sick I took care of my cat this weekend_comma_ He was a little sick did you take him to the vet?
I did and they fixed him up
oh thats good then.
My two-year-old niece is getting better and better with his manners. We had to pull him from his parents, and volunteered to take care of him, because they were failing as parents. But he's surprisingly picking up on how to have more appropriate, normalized behavior, and I'm happy about it.
My two-year-old niece is getting better and better with his manners. We had to pull him from his parents, and volunteered to take care of him, because they were failing as parents. But he's surprisingly picking up on how to have more appropriate, normalized behavior, and I'm happy about it
Little kids are pretty amazing how they can pick things like that up in the right environment. So nice you are teaching him good manners, those are in short supply in adults these days!
My two-year-old niece is getting better and better with his manners. We had to pull him from his parents, and volunteered to take care of him, because they were failing as parents. But he's surprisingly picking up on how to have more appropriate, normalized behavior, and I'm happy about it. My two-year-old niece is get...
Little kids are pretty amazing how they can pick things like that up in the right environment. So nice you are teaching him good manners, those are in short supply in adults these days!
Yeah, we'll see how far it goes. I'm still worried for him, since he's had an incredible lack of socialization. But we'll do the best we can. It's just important to stay patient... because that's really hard right now.
My two-year-old niece is getting better and better with his manners. We had to pull him from his parents, and volunteered to take care of him, because they were failing as parents. But he's surprisingly picking up on how to have more appropriate, normalized behavior, and I'm happy about it. My two-year-old niece is get...
Yeah, we'll see how far it goes. I'm still worried for him, since he's had an incredible lack of socialization. But we'll do the best we can. It's just important to stay patient... because that's really hard right now.
Poor little guy. Sounds like he's lucky to have you, especially at such a critical time in his life.
When I took my PA school exam.
You know, I really feel great about taking my certification boards.
What is it for?
When I took my PA school exam. You know_comma_ I really feel great about taking my certification boards.
What is it for?
Getting my certificate to be a Physician Assistant.
When I took my PA school exam. You know_comma_ I really feel great about taking my certification boards. What is it for?
Getting my certificate to be a Physician Assistant.
That's pretty cool. I am a Pharmacy Tech